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Title: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 21, 2021, 02:16:59 PM
Please post some hidden Getbig gems the rest of us might have missed.

I'll start. There was a YouTube video with tbombz, where he was talking from his car. To my knowledge, that video is no longer online. He had a long monologue in that video talking about Getbig. One of the quotes were about fitness girls coming up to him to him in the gym, asking for advice. More specifically, they would like to know if there were too many calories in tooth paste  :D

Another good moment was when Swede and Sev were talking about their sexual conquests. I am sure those old Sev quotes can be found, but Swede's post were nuked, I think.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: TheShape. on December 21, 2021, 02:25:35 PM
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: ThisisOverload on December 21, 2021, 02:47:23 PM
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

LEMME SEE YO PASSPORT! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: ThisisOverload on December 21, 2021, 02:48:32 PM
pumpster getting that gay black guy to bend for him.

Offering to send him a microphone so they could talk.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Army of One on December 21, 2021, 02:53:30 PM
DA vs Squadfather
Jerryme outing Pumpster then outing himself admitting to microphone chat
Anytime Kamali posted after a contest
E-relationship booty and will popeye grant
RIP Bobby Sly
Fat Arvilla threads
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: ThisisOverload on December 21, 2021, 03:01:24 PM
DA vs Squadfather
Jerryme outing Pumpster then outing himself admitting to microphone chat
Anytime Kamali posted after a contest
E-relationship booty and will popeye grant
RIP Bobby Sly
Fat Arvilla threads

Well done.

Big Mike getting ready for his first contest.

Good times!
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 21, 2021, 03:18:49 PM
Pillowtalk acting tough then getting outed as a pedo.

Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: GymnJuice on December 21, 2021, 04:36:04 PM
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

This. It is no longer online.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 21, 2021, 05:04:58 PM
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache. 
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Hulkotron on December 21, 2021, 05:06:18 PM
An eater of the pussies of whores
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 21, 2021, 05:09:12 PM
moosejay oiling up his teenage nephew.  then catching that flesh eating disease and leaving the board.

Ahalo son dying.

SSM breaking German Shepard's spines with one punch.

Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: AbrahamG on December 21, 2021, 05:45:14 PM
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching. 
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Skeletor on December 21, 2021, 05:53:32 PM
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

(https://www.sotomayorent.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Snapshot-1-8-27-2014-2-55-AM-1440x564_c.png)
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Costanza on December 21, 2021, 10:06:10 PM
Big Falcon hitting the heavy punching bag out the back of his crib calling out that black phagget Alistair Overeem....I think BDB might still have the footage...
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: robcguns on December 22, 2021, 02:23:28 AM
LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching.

Now that is disgusting. You win grossest story on getbig. Haha.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: wes on December 22, 2021, 02:24:52 AM
EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....
....and many many more bullshit stories.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 22, 2021, 02:31:13 AM
Big Falcon hitting the heavy punching bag out the back of his crib calling out that black phagget Alistair Overeem....I think BDB might still have the footage...
Any Falcon video is gold.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 04:17:56 AM
LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching.

did you crack one off while you were watching?
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 04:19:32 AM
There was also one of those tbombz videos, which is no longer online, where he said something like: "And wow, who can't remember seeing johnny falcon's penis... must have been 10 inches long"  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: wes on December 22, 2021, 04:48:05 AM
Any Falcon video is gold.
She`s got a red ass.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: BB on December 22, 2021, 04:56:23 AM

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

Mimnaugh and the blender, originally posted to Outlaw Powerlifting -

"I rented a house on a lake in Maine when I was in college.in the winter rent was 300 a month but in the summer it was 500.

My roommate moved out right before the summer,so I was stuck with 500 a month,making about 200 a week.my landlord was an old French Canadian woman,who
Was a pain in the ass.

So,my toilet broke.wouldnt flush.didnt have money for a plumber.didnt want to call her.so I
Decided to shit in
My blender,then mix it with water purée it,and pour it down my sink.so everyday,twice a day I'd go through this process.

Moral of story ?if I
Offer you a shake?you might say no...and no,I didn't use same blender for my shakes,but they did look a like so once in a while a mistake may have been made.i never really could figure out while some shakes tasted like pea nuts. " .


He has tons of those stories, the guy was a wildman.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 05:27:04 AM
why not just bury the shit? That blender solution would not be my first choice!  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Henda on December 22, 2021, 05:31:56 AM
why not just bury the shit? That blender solution would not be my first choice!  ;D

Haha exactly I’d sooner shit in a bucket and dump it in the manhole (assuming US houses have similar sewage systems to here) or even just dump it in the lake than blend up shit that’s  fucking disgusting can only hope at least one time he forgot to put on the lid
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Griffith on December 22, 2021, 05:37:58 AM
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

He opened the door to take a piss.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 05:41:24 AM
There is a lot of gold Sev stories where he talks about his sex with various women. Can someone dig them up?
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: funk51 on December 22, 2021, 06:33:07 AM
   
&t=36s    the true jethro tull workout.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 22, 2021, 07:12:25 AM
its hard to top the career arc of tbombz.  an innocent hapless teenager, raised on getbig  :-X

Flinstones had a similar "origin story" but had the good sense/fortune to get out lol
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Hulkotron on December 22, 2021, 07:19:24 AM
Big Falcon hitting the heavy punching bag out the back of his crib calling out that black phagget Alistair Overeem....I think BDB might still have the footage...

x2 "I'll Stare Over Him"
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: joswift on December 22, 2021, 07:25:57 AM
its hard to top the career arc of tbombz.  an innocent hapless teenager, raised on getbig  :-X

Flinstones had a similar "origin story" but had the good sense/fortune to get out lol

has he turned 21 yet?
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: BB on December 22, 2021, 07:38:03 AM
pumpster getting that gay black guy to bend for him.

Offering to send him a microphone so they could talk.

Full thread, the Jerryme posts are some where in it - http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=298484.0 .

Jerryme7 explains their soured friendship -

"By the way...Im not gay, never was or ever will be

It was pumpster that turned on his webcam not me. He isnt gay either.

That woman you see in the pics is his girlfriend he has known for years

As for how he got my address..I gave it to him.  Pumpster sent me a little microfone so I can chat with him using the computer. He doesnt have a cell phone and relied on skype to contact people hence the reason why he sent me the microfone

Agaian, some of you guys need to get your mind out of the gutter. Never was attracted to the same sex..."
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 08:03:03 AM
its hard to top the career arc of tbombz.  an innocent hapless teenager, raised on getbig  :-X

There were plenty of times where Getbiggers warned him about his life trajectory. He always refused to listen. People like Primemuscle encouraged his sick behavior.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: BB on December 22, 2021, 08:12:50 AM
Mike vs Sev - http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=153022.25 .

A little of the origin of "Soapy Studs" - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=266196.msg3745891#msg3745891 .

Tbombz before the suit -

(https://i.postimg.cc/PXfG8ZzY/coolguy.jpg).

Kamali being goofed on in 2006 - http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=75350.0 .

(The Kamali frog - http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=75350.0;attach=83202 ).

Early 2007 Tom Prince artwork with Mower -

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/ifearnomower/TPMOWERBJ1.gif).

Early Chick artwork -

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/ifearnomower/ChickyPooPoo.gif).

Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: BB on December 22, 2021, 08:21:12 AM
DaddyWaddy's Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1dxTXTkxsFBjZzbuubTL_g (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1dxTXTkxsFBjZzbuubTL_g) .

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Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 22, 2021, 10:27:15 AM
its hard to top the career arc of tbombz.  an innocent hapless teenager, raised on getbig  :-X

Flinstones had a similar "origin story" but had the good sense/fortune to get out lol

Flinstones was the one going on dates on a bicycle and parking two blocks away so the girl didn't see him ride up.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 22, 2021, 10:30:36 AM
He opened the door to take a piss.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: funk51 on December 22, 2021, 10:32:08 AM
DaddyWaddy's Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1dxTXTkxsFBjZzbuubTL_g (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1dxTXTkxsFBjZzbuubTL_g) .

.
                   
&t=47s
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: funk51 on December 22, 2021, 10:35:02 AM
   
     
&t=538s   
   
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Dave D on December 22, 2021, 10:37:11 AM
Flinstones was the one going on dates on a bicycle and parking two blocks away so the girl didn't see him ride up.

Don’t forget he also started a fund so Getbig could contribute donations so he could purchase a black truck.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 22, 2021, 10:38:59 AM
what happened to flintstones?
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: BB on December 22, 2021, 10:59:52 AM
what happened to flintstones?

A couple of years ago he posted - dropped weight, gave up the bodybuilding lifestyle for health, and I think his parents were looking for him to get married.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 22, 2021, 12:31:49 PM
what happened to flintstones?

I think he just posts on Instagram/Facebook

But yeah, personal trainer and just living the gym rat life in Las Vegas i believe.  Maybe Los Angeles
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: funk51 on December 22, 2021, 12:32:01 PM
 
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Costanza on December 22, 2021, 08:10:45 PM
x2 "I'll Stare Over Him"

 :D

"I've got some muscles for your black ass bitch"

"Fuck it, I'll do that shit again"

Some of the best one-liners I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: pamith on December 23, 2021, 08:57:41 AM
This is exciting
Title: Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
Post by: Walter Sobchak on December 23, 2021, 02:58:32 PM
its hard to top the career arc of tbombz.  an innocent hapless teenager, raised on getbig  :-X

Flinstones had a similar "origin story" but had the good sense/fortune to get out lol

TBombz was a car wreck in real-time, but he was also a condescending know-it-all who deserved everything that happened to him.

What was really cringe worthy about the entire mess was the creepy way FitnessFrenzy and Primehomosexual slobbered all over TBombz. Definitely two really disturbed, fucked up closet phaggots.