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Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« on: December 21, 2021, 02:16:59 PM »
Please post some hidden Getbig gems the rest of us might have missed.

I'll start. There was a YouTube video with tbombz, where he was talking from his car. To my knowledge, that video is no longer online. He had a long monologue in that video talking about Getbig. One of the quotes were about fitness girls coming up to him to him in the gym, asking for advice. More specifically, they would like to know if there were too many calories in tooth paste  :D

Another good moment was when Swede and Sev were talking about their sexual conquests. I am sure those old Sev quotes can be found, but Swede's post were nuked, I think.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2021, 02:25:35 PM »
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2021, 02:47:23 PM »
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

LEMME SEE YO PASSPORT! ;D

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2021, 02:48:32 PM »
pumpster getting that gay black guy to bend for him.

Offering to send him a microphone so they could talk.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2021, 02:53:30 PM »
DA vs Squadfather
Jerryme outing Pumpster then outing himself admitting to microphone chat
Anytime Kamali posted after a contest
E-relationship booty and will popeye grant
RIP Bobby Sly
Fat Arvilla threads

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2021, 03:01:24 PM »
DA vs Squadfather
Jerryme outing Pumpster then outing himself admitting to microphone chat
Anytime Kamali posted after a contest
E-relationship booty and will popeye grant
RIP Bobby Sly
Fat Arvilla threads

Well done.

Big Mike getting ready for his first contest.

Good times!

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2021, 03:18:49 PM »
Pillowtalk acting tough then getting outed as a pedo.


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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2021, 04:36:04 PM »
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!

This. It is no longer online.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2021, 05:04:58 PM »
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache. 

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2021, 05:06:18 PM »
An eater of the pussies of whores

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2021, 05:09:12 PM »
moosejay oiling up his teenage nephew.  then catching that flesh eating disease and leaving the board.

Ahalo son dying.

SSM breaking German Shepard's spines with one punch.


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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2021, 05:45:14 PM »
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching. 

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2021, 05:53:32 PM »
Cswole had some video at a KFC or popeyes m, wasn’t a fight involved too? Somebody pull that up!


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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2021, 10:06:10 PM »
Big Falcon hitting the heavy punching bag out the back of his crib calling out that black phagget Alistair Overeem....I think BDB might still have the footage...

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2021, 02:23:28 AM »
LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching.

Now that is disgusting. You win grossest story on getbig. Haha.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2021, 02:24:52 AM »
EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....
....and many many more bullshit stories.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2021, 02:31:13 AM »
Big Falcon hitting the heavy punching bag out the back of his crib calling out that black phagget Alistair Overeem....I think BDB might still have the footage...
Any Falcon video is gold.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2021, 04:17:56 AM »
LMFAO.  That is so fucking disgusting.  I hate that I missed the "Glory Days" of getbig.  I'm normally not a "topper".  By topper I don't mean anything of the homosexual variety.  I mean I don't usually try to one up people with my own stories.  But about 10 years ago I was at my buddy's house when a hooker showed up.  Apparently, he knew her fairly well.  Anyways, I watched him eat her pussy for about 20 minutes before he polished her off.  She was coloured, about 275lbs on a 5'8 frame, great tits and I could smell her pussy from the chair I was sitting on watching.

did you crack one off while you were watching?

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2021, 04:19:32 AM »
There was also one of those tbombz videos, which is no longer online, where he said something like: "And wow, who can't remember seeing johnny falcon's penis... must have been 10 inches long"  :D  ;D

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2021, 04:48:05 AM »
Any Falcon video is gold.
She`s got a red ass.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2021, 04:56:23 AM »

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

Mimnaugh and the blender, originally posted to Outlaw Powerlifting -

"I rented a house on a lake in Maine when I was in college.in the winter rent was 300 a month but in the summer it was 500.

My roommate moved out right before the summer,so I was stuck with 500 a month,making about 200 a week.my landlord was an old French Canadian woman,who
Was a pain in the ass.

So,my toilet broke.wouldnt flush.didnt have money for a plumber.didnt want to call her.so I
Decided to shit in
My blender,then mix it with water purée it,and pour it down my sink.so everyday,twice a day I'd go through this process.

Moral of story ?if I
Offer you a shake?you might say no...and no,I didn't use same blender for my shakes,but they did look a like so once in a while a mistake may have been made.i never really could figure out while some shakes tasted like pea nuts. " .


He has tons of those stories, the guy was a wildman.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2021, 05:27:04 AM »
why not just bury the shit? That blender solution would not be my first choice!  ;D

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2021, 05:31:56 AM »
why not just bury the shit? That blender solution would not be my first choice!  ;D

Haha exactly I’d sooner shit in a bucket and dump it in the manhole (assuming US houses have similar sewage systems to here) or even just dump it in the lake than blend up shit that’s  fucking disgusting can only hope at least one time he forgot to put on the lid

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2021, 05:37:58 AM »
SF posting a photo and claiming it was "clear".

EFS talking about how he went to a party with the Mexican cartel and woke up with dead hookers in the house.
EFS getting his brother's wife pregnant.
EFS opening an airplane door midflight.
EFS...  well you get the idea....

Whitewidow talking about how "juicy" he was and all the drugs he took and then posting a picture looking like a meth head trying to be the Ultimate Warrior

4th AD talking all that big pimp shit and then when Axio went down running off the board to hide.

Division bragging about how great he looked and then posted a photo on the beach that looked like Greenspeace would arrive any moment and drag him back into the water.

Billy Mimnaugh posting about eating a hooker's pussy once and for three days he couldn't get the vile scent out of his mustache.

He opened the door to take a piss.

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Re: Funny Getbig moments we might have missed
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2021, 05:41:24 AM »
There is a lot of gold Sev stories where he talks about his sex with various women. Can someone dig them up?