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Title: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Fortress on April 03, 2022, 04:56:09 PM
Stumbled upon a very recent interview with Denzel on JooTube.

Guy’s gotten fat as fuck.

Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rambone on April 03, 2022, 05:10:28 PM
That 1983 Olympia snub ruined his life (and physique)
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Schnauzer on April 03, 2022, 05:37:49 PM
Stumbled upon a very recent interview with Denzel on JooTube.

Guy’s gotten fat as fuck.

Great post, thanks for the link to the video.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 03, 2022, 05:45:30 PM
He looked a bit heavy at the Oscars. He's 67 now though. I can't believe he was 48 in Philadelphia. And 62 in American Gangster. He looked younger, IMO.

Do people just get bored of staying in shape? Or are metabolism changes with age really so significant? Or is it some combination?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 03, 2022, 05:45:34 PM
Need pics.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 03, 2022, 05:58:16 PM
He looked a bit heavy at the Oscars. He's 67 now though. I can't believe he was 48 in Philadelphia. And 62 in American Gangster. He looked younger, IMO.

Do people just get bored of staying in shape? Or are metabolism changes with age really so significant? Or is it some combination?
He's done his job in life. Do you honestly think he gives a fuck about "being in shape" at close to 70? He's a great actor, a mega millionaire,  and he has never been "obese".

Matt, most people in this world do not share your views on what is in "shape".

Especially a guy like Denzel. He's old school acting.

He isn't Will Smith, Chris Pratt, Captain America, Michael B Jordan, That Aussie guy that plays Thor, Jason Mamoa....etc....all juice for the roles.


We can go on and on with the names. I don't care one way or the other, but it just seems sad that most people fall for the bullshit.

When there are millions of dollars at stake, and the complete narcissism of Hollywood combine, anything goes.

I would do the same thing.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rambone on April 03, 2022, 06:30:25 PM
Need pics.

(https://content.invisioncic.com/a307104/monthly_2021_01/885784382_BulkedUpBertilFox.thumb.jpg.b2e1e4dc14be3fa6f41b583c3640f88b.jpg)
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 03, 2022, 06:42:16 PM
He's done his job in life. Do you honestly think he gives a fuck about "being in shape" at close to 70? He's a great actor, a mega millionaire,  and he has never been "obese".

Matt, most people in this world do not share your views on what is in "shape".

Especially a guy like Denzel. He's old school acting.

He isn't Will Smith, Chris Pratt, Captain America, Michael B Jordan, That Aussie guy that plays Thor, Jason Mamoa....etc....all juice for the roles.


We can go on and on with the names. I don't care one way or the other, but it just seems sad that most people fall for the bullshit.

When there are millions of dollars at stake, and the complete narcissism of Hollywood combine, anything goes.

I would do the same thing.

Do you think I was being hard on him?

I think he looked a bit heavy at the Oscars, which I would never have even noticed if not for this thread.

I can kind of see that he looks a bit out of shape compared to what he used to, but hardly "fat" by the standards or a normal senior citizen, by any means.

Regarding being in shape though...I find some bodybuilders retire, and literally seemingly don't even train again.

Do they just stop training altogether? Are they unable to keep up the intensity without PED's helping them?

I've just noticed many of them seem to give it up completely, once they stop competing. And in a similar way, I see this trend among celebrities too. Although after checking online, I don't see anything recent showing that Denzel looks fat.

I was thinking I missed a video where he looks like Jeff Capes or something:
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 03, 2022, 06:45:50 PM
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LMAO  Denzel on Dbol :D

Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 03, 2022, 06:51:28 PM
Hm, Fortress was right - Denzel is noticeably up in body fat:



You can't really tell from his face. But in that particular interview, in those clothes, you can tell.

I was expecting a reverse Rebel Wilson transformation or something. That's not as dramatic as I thought from the OP, but heavier than I've ever seen him.

Has anyone here watched him in Mississippi Masala? It's an obscure movie he made around 1991.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 03, 2022, 06:54:38 PM
Hm, Fortress was right - Denzel is noticeably up in body fat:



You can't really tell from his face. But in that particular interview, in those clothes, you can tell.

I was expecting an reverse Rebel Wilson transformation or something. That's not as dramatic as I thought from the OP, but heavier than I've ever seen him.

Has anyone here watched him in Mississippi Masala? It's an obscure movie he made around 1991.
You do know that actors also gain weight for certain roles....

Not saying that is what Denzel is doing, but it is far from unheard of, from A-list actors to gain or lose a bunch of weight for a particular role.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 03, 2022, 10:07:17 PM
You do know that actors also gain weight for certain roles....

Not saying that is what Denzel is doing, but it is far from unheard of, from A-list actors to gain or lose a bunch of weight for a particular role.

That makes sense. It could be that.

Denzel has been in pretty good shape all of his life - even by age 45 or 50 or beyond. He was a boxer in the movie "The Hurricane" which came out when he was 45.

John Goodman gained weight in "10 Cloverfield Lane" which was filmed when he was 63. I have no idea why he would get this fat at that age - seems like a massive risk. Meanwhile, Christian Bale said he was going to stop doing body weight transformations after "Vice". Mark Wahlberg and The Rock both increased their doses for "Pain and Gain", but that seems less risky than bulking up to 350+ or whatever John Goodman weighed here:
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 03, 2022, 10:10:31 PM
I'd love it if Henda spotted a guy like this while out taking a dip at a public pool, then posted about it on here. I'm intrigued that people can get to this size and still be alive - I feel like I'd have a heart attack way before getting anywhere near this - and over 60 here, no less:
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: BRUTALIFTRUE on April 03, 2022, 11:05:47 PM
Shit actor anyway.. Very punchable face
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Bevo on April 03, 2022, 11:13:50 PM
He looked a bit heavy at the Oscars. He's 67 now though. I can't believe he was 48 in Philadelphia. And 62 in American Gangster. He looked younger, IMO.

Do people just get bored of staying in shape? Or are metabolism changes with age really so significant? Or is it some combination?

He def was not 62 in American Gangster, that movie came out in 07
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Royalty on April 03, 2022, 11:41:03 PM
Stumbled upon a very recent interview with Denzel on JooTube.

Guy’s gotten fat as fuck.

I believe that Denzel was one of the few people in Hollywood that voted for Trump in 2016
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: wes on April 04, 2022, 12:10:47 AM
Dudes my age and a tub of lard/shit.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: sculpture on April 04, 2022, 12:16:30 AM
He def was not 62 in American Gangster, that movie came out in 07

Nor 48 in  Philadelphia which came out in 93

This guys figures are completely wrong

Lazy
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: kreator on April 04, 2022, 12:40:36 AM
looks like a grandma now
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 04, 2022, 12:41:59 AM
Dudes my age and a tub of lard/shit.

He was born long after the Crusades.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 04, 2022, 12:43:28 AM
I believe that Denzel was one of the few people in Hollywood that voted for Trump in 2016

Supposedly.... He did not want to disclose who he voted for.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 01:04:13 AM
He def was not 62 in American Gangster, that movie came out in 07

My bad!

Thank you for correcting me, Bevo.

When I first went online to check his age, a 1949 birth year came up, and then I checked another source that said 1954.

What I think happened is I combined the two, and used a 1945 birth year to calculate it [having both years in my mind, from the information below]. That's what I was basing that calculation on, but then saw his December 1954 birthdate on far more sources.

Maybe he doesn't look quite as young as I thought. But then - 67 is not a Spring Chicken. I think he looks good for technically being a senior citizen.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 01:11:02 AM
Nor 48 in  Philadelphia which came out in 93

This guys figures are completely wrong

Lazy

Thank you for correcting me, sculpture. I hate ker-fuck-ling objective facts. It's hard enough to discuss things when you have the right information. Let alone when you make mistakes.

Some prominent birth years have been messed up online - and I was almost certain I saw Denzel with a 1940's birth year online somewhere, but I see very little evidence of that. I also swear I saw Julianne Moore listed as being born in 1956 before on IMDB...but I don't know when I saw that there, if I ever did.

IMDB has definitely changed some birth years before. Here are some prominent ones - I'm sure at least a few Getbiggers remember Bolo Yeung being 50 when Bloodsport came out - but that has since been changed. Rachel McAdams got two years younger too:

Bolo Yeung:

https://web.archive.org/web/20070202160714/https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001866/

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001866/

Rachel McAdams:

https://web.archive.org/web/20040405033900/https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1046097/

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1046097/
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: falco on April 04, 2022, 07:27:55 AM
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Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: pamith on April 04, 2022, 07:36:39 AM
My nikka
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 07:38:38 AM
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Not only did he get fat but hes bald and has a stupid beard..... Kermit Washington has let himself go.

Looks better than Vince McMahon though.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2022, 09:12:03 AM
Not only did he get fat but hes bald and has a stupid beard..... Kermit Washington has let himself go.

Looks better than Vince McMahon though.

Doesn’t vince McMahon look great?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2022, 09:13:36 AM
I'd love it if Henda spotted a guy like this while out taking a dip at a public pool, then posted about it on here. I'm intrigued that people can get to this size and still be alive - I feel like I'd have a heart attack way before getting anywhere near this - and over 60 here, no less:

Great movie. Goodman was awesome.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 09:20:03 AM
Doesn’t vince McMahon look great?

There's a guy who actually was 62 in 2007 - and still jacked.

In the 2018 Andre the Giant HBO documentary, he looked good, but nowhere near as big. But he didn't look 72-73 at all.

If I'm not mistaken, McMahon will be 77 this year.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 09:23:46 AM
Doesn’t vince McMahon look great?

Dude did you see him in the tank top last night? It was sad.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: joswift on April 04, 2022, 09:54:55 AM
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Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: funk51 on April 04, 2022, 09:55:04 AM
 
     he came a long way from his early appearance in death wish..... and gained a lot of lbs too. ;D
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 09:55:10 AM
There's a guy who actually was 62 in 2007 - and still jacked.

In the 2018 Andre the Giant HBO documentary, he looked good, but nowhere near as big. But he didn't look 72-73 at all.

If I'm not mistaken, McMahon will be 77 this year.
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.

Let me also give another hint of advice. Masturbate. Both men and women.

Think about it, the body doesn't know that you are not trying to procreate. It just senses the release of semen or in a woman's case, the proper chemical response to arousal.

If you just remain stagnant and useless, your body will go biological  on your ass. Sometimes you have to trick the body into thinking that you a still in reproductive mode.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Fortress on April 04, 2022, 10:24:11 AM
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That’s the video to which I refer.

Look at the soft-serve spare tire, sausage wheels and general doughboy appearance.

Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Gym-Rat on April 04, 2022, 10:47:56 AM
That’s the video to which I refer.

Look at the soft-serve spare tire, sausage wheels and general doughboy appearance.

Looks like a "sack of rags"...
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: michael arvilla on April 04, 2022, 10:55:38 AM
……..
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 04, 2022, 10:56:36 AM
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.

Let me also give another hint of advice. Masturbate. Both men and women.

Think about it, the body doesn't know that you are not trying to procreate. It just senses the release of semen or in a woman's case, the proper chemical response to arousal.

If you just remain stagnant and useless, your body will go biological  on your ass. Sometimes you have to trick the body into thinking that you a still in reproductive mode.

(https://c.tenor.com/ZlWAqB_MXe0AAAAM/wtf-whatthefuck.gif)
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 10:57:29 AM
And Denzel literally laughs at you insecure fucks.

Millionaire, cemented as one of the best actors of his generation. The male version of Will Smith.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 11:00:00 AM
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Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 11:00:10 AM
And Denzel literally laughs at you insecure fucks.

Millionaire, cemented as one of the best actors of his generation. The male version of Will Smith.

It sounds like you’ve found a kindred spirit!
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 11:08:40 AM
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.

Let me also give another hint of advice. Masturbate. Both men and women.

Think about it, the body doesn't know that you are not trying to procreate. It just senses the release of semen or in a woman's case, the proper chemical response to arousal.

If you just remain stagnant and useless, your body will go biological  on your ass. Sometimes you have to trick the body into thinking that you a still in reproductive mode.

Hmm...you know what, that might be part of the issue.

To start, I'm just going to train as if I'm doing it for a purpose [even if I don't have a reason/goal, like a contest. I've avoided going on a specific strength program for that reason.

I may as well trick my body into thinking I'm doing something.

Hopefully things fall into my place.

My country is a bit crazy though. They are still wearing masks in Quebec [by force], and Trudeau was even called out in the EU parliament recently for being anti-democratic.

I'm just lucky the USA influences Canada to be free.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 11:14:21 AM
It sounds like you’ve found a kindred spirit!
I'll take that. I am a white Denzel Washington.

Is that even his birth name ? Washington?

How does a black man get the last name Washington?  Last names are a product of hundreds, if not thousands of years of family.

Since Mr. Washington is black. It means that his ancestry can obviously be traced to Africa. Which also means that his ancestors were taken as slaves to America.

So having the last name "Washington" is very intriguing.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: GymnJuice on April 04, 2022, 11:44:31 AM
No excuse for this obesity. Even if he can't exercise he could always eat less. He has plenty of money he could even hire a chef to make gourmet healthy meals.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 11:48:04 AM
No excuse for this obesity. Even if he can't exercise he could always eat less. He has plenty of money he could even hire a chef to make gourmet healthy meals.
It could be for an upcoming role, jackass.

Also, his mother died a few months ago. Sometimes a strong man's only weakness is his mother.

Who knows how badly that might have affected  him.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: GymnJuice on April 04, 2022, 12:02:31 PM
It could be for an upcoming role, jackass.

Also, his mother died a few months ago. Sometimes a strong man's only weakness is his mother.

Who knows how badly that might have affected  him.

You're right. Maybe it is for an upcoming role. Or maybe he has just become fat, lazy, and unmotivated...
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 12:10:33 PM
You're right. Maybe it is for an upcoming role. Or maybe he has just become fat, lazy, and unmotivated...
Are you retarded? Isn't he close to 70?
What do you expect him to be? He was never muscular to begin with.

Now that you mention it, I think Stallone has been dead for years. How is that geriatric Fuck, still alive, with a respectable build?

His physique wasn't pretty, but there is more than onw way to win the genetic lottery.

His being that he is still alive.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Taffin on April 04, 2022, 01:15:38 PM
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So "the Devil made him do it" and "prayer is the only answer" are his words of wisdom..?

AKA "it's not his fault" and we should use "wishful thinking" to combat intemperate acts of violence...

So remove the blame and the solution.... Jesus... what a disappointment...
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: GymnJuice on April 04, 2022, 02:48:28 PM
Are you retarded? Isn't he close to 70?
What do you expect him to be? He was never muscular to begin with.

Now that you mention it, I think Stallone has been dead for years. How is that geriatric Fuck, still alive, with a respectable build?

His physique wasn't pretty, but there is more than onw way to win the genetic lottery.

His being that he is still alive.

You are not a good judge of anyone's physique at any age. Your own morbid obesity has warped your sense of normal. Try pushing yourself away from the table and the alcohol. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 03:06:11 PM
So "the Devil made him do it" and "prayer is the only answer" are his words of wisdom..?

AKA "it's not his fault" and we should use "wishful thinking" to combat intemperate acts of violence...

So remove the blame and the solution.... Jesus... what a disappointment...

Do we know for sure Jesus didnt make him slap Chris Rock for his ungodly behavior? I would like to think as evil as satan is he wouldn't be wasting his time getting Will Smith to slap Chris Rock. I would have to believe satan would be more involved with real evil acts.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2022, 04:52:48 PM
You are not a good judge of anyone's physique at any age. Your own morbid obesity has warped your sense of normal. Try pushing yourself away from the table and the alcohol. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Meltdown.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 05:54:53 PM
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.

Let me also give another hint of advice. Masturbate. Both men and women.

Think about it, the body doesn't know that you are not trying to procreate. It just senses the release of semen or in a woman's case, the proper chemical response to arousal.

If you just remain stagnant and useless, your body will go biological  on your ass. Sometimes you have to trick the body into thinking that you a still in reproductive mode.

What about Bhuddist monks who withhold ejaculation and live to 120 in Tibet?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 05:56:31 PM
I'll take that. I am a white Denzel Washington.

Is that even his birth name ? Washington?

How does a black man get the last name Washington?  Last names are a product of hundreds, if not thousands of years of family.

Since Mr. Washington is black. It means that his ancestry can obviously be traced to Africa. Which also means that his ancestors were taken as slaves to America.

So having the last name "Washington" is very intriguing.

Washington is a slave name.

And of course he is descended from slaves.  How else do you think he got here?  Came over on the Mayflower?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 04, 2022, 06:00:04 PM
So "the Devil made him do it" and "prayer is the only answer" are his words of wisdom..?

AKA "it's not his fault" and we should use "wishful thinking" to combat intemperate acts of violence...

So remove the blame and the solution.... Jesus... what a disappointment...

Denzel's father was a minister so he believes in the devil.

He's a good Christian man because his father whooped his ass if he sinned.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 04, 2022, 07:48:39 PM
Washington is a slave name.

And of course he is descended from slaves.  How else do you think he got here?  Came over on the Mayflower?

What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 04, 2022, 08:24:57 PM
What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?

He comes from masons.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: pamith on April 04, 2022, 08:52:56 PM
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Denzel on steroids
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Earl1972 on April 04, 2022, 10:37:38 PM
……..

lol the guy that wears a shirt in the water just draws more attention to his fat body

E
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 05, 2022, 01:15:31 AM
lol the guy that wears a shirt in the water just draws more attention to his fat body

E
At least it protects other swimmers from an eye raping.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 05, 2022, 01:19:05 AM
Offseason, clearly offseason.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2022, 01:45:02 AM
Do we know for sure Jesus didnt make him slap Chris Rock for his ungodly behavior? I would like to think as evil as satan is he wouldn't be wasting his time getting Will Smith to slap Chris Rock. I would have to believe satan would be more involved with real evil acts.

Apparently he's getting involved in minor drama cuz he's stretching his legs after lockdown...
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2022, 06:32:55 AM
Apparently he's getting involved in minor drama cuz he's stretching his legs after lockdown...

Good point. I'm sure satan took a look at the landscape and thought that Will and Jada hadn't done enough damage to the patriarchal family structure by going public with their open marriage so he decided the  Oscar's, with the declining viewership and aging audience, were the perfect place to strike his sinister plans to influence the world.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: JackTheRipper on April 05, 2022, 06:59:38 AM
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is he drunk??
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 07:47:12 AM
is he drunk??

No, hes making it up as he goes along and trying to not sound stupid

he failed
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: njflex on April 05, 2022, 08:04:30 AM
You are not a good judge of anyone's physique at any age. Your own morbid obesity has warped your sense of normal. Try pushing yourself away from the table and the alcohol. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Rascal full on April 05, 2022, 08:28:30 AM
The batshit arrogance to suggest Will is doing such good by playing Serena Williams dad in a movie that the devil couldn't stand idly by and had to corrupt him.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 08:31:35 AM
What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?

Possibly descended from a freed slave or free black man. 

Some slaves were freed by their masters for various reasons.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 05, 2022, 10:27:38 AM
Possibly descended from a freed or free black man. 

Some slaves were freed by their masters for various reasons.

Interesting, lol.

Is it possible that Vince Goodrum's ancestors worked on a wheat farm in order to produce alcohol and good rum?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: affeman on April 05, 2022, 10:34:36 AM
One of the most underrated movies ever

Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: deadz on April 05, 2022, 10:40:30 AM
One of the most underrated movies ever


Kunis at her peak in that movie, good movie.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 05, 2022, 12:09:17 PM
The batshit arrogance to suggest Will is doing such good by playing Serena Williams dad in a movie that the devil couldn't stand idly by and had to corrupt him.

You dont think this movie and Will's performance in it have saved millions of souls from eternal hellfire?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 05, 2022, 12:19:58 PM
Interesting, lol.

Is it possible that Vince Goodrum's ancestors worked on a wheat farm in order to produce alcohol and good rum?

More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Matt on April 05, 2022, 01:36:31 PM
More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.

LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: joswift on April 05, 2022, 02:31:50 PM
One of the most underrated movies ever



agreed, lots of clues he was blind all the way through once you watch it again you never see the first time
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 05, 2022, 02:34:55 PM
More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.

More likely side-by-side gloryholes.
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on April 05, 2022, 08:49:40 PM
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!!
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Taffin on April 07, 2022, 06:36:03 AM
Good point. I'm sure satan took a look at the landscape and thought that Will and Jada hadn't done enough damage to the patriarchal family structure by going public with their open marriage so he decided the  Oscar's, with the declining viewership and aging audience, were the perfect place to strike his sinister plans to influence the world.

Seems that way - looks like he's taken up residence between her legs (plenty of room)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678040.0;attach=1360236;image)
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Dave D on April 07, 2022, 06:37:35 AM
Seems that way - looks like he's taken up residence between her legs (plenty of room)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=678040.0;attach=1360236;image)

Are there pictures of Jada smiling?
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: Taffin on April 07, 2022, 06:39:01 AM
Are there pictures of Jada smiling?

Only with her mouth wrapped round other men's c0cks
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: bhank on April 07, 2022, 06:53:17 AM
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.


Really explain why Bodybuilders retire then if Steroids are a perfect fountain of youth. Why does every pro seem to get old and die eventually? Can Arnold just take an ungodly amount of Test and go win the Olympia Again???
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: joswift on April 07, 2022, 07:03:44 AM
Really explain why Bodybuilders retire then if Steroids are a perfect fountain of youth. Why does every pro seem to get old and die eventually? Can Arnold just take an ungodly amount of Test and go win the Olympia Again???
Not the Olympia but probably the Arnold Classic
Title: Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
Post by: IroNat on April 07, 2022, 07:20:58 AM
Really explain why Bodybuilders retire then if Steroids are a perfect fountain of youth. Why does every pro seem to get old and die eventually? Can Arnold just take an ungodly amount of Test and go win the Olympia Again???

Even if their body can tolerate the abuse, eventually they reach their ceiling of competiveness and can go no further.  They can't win contests.

They are tired of the lifestyle of eating every two hours, dieting, the health risks, schmoeing for money, the expense, injuries, etc.

Some guys love bodybuilding and keep on like Tony Pearson and Albert Beckles.

Some are only in it for the competition aspect.