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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2022, 05:54:53 PM »
That's what steroids do. Vince had the money and desire to play that game in the later stages of his life. Your body is a machine. That machine does not know age. You keep feeding it ungodly amounts of testosterone,  and other chef's ingredients, and your body will think you are 25 again.

Let me also give another hint of advice. Masturbate. Both men and women.

Think about it, the body doesn't know that you are not trying to procreate. It just senses the release of semen or in a woman's case, the proper chemical response to arousal.

If you just remain stagnant and useless, your body will go biological  on your ass. Sometimes you have to trick the body into thinking that you a still in reproductive mode.

What about Bhuddist monks who withhold ejaculation and live to 120 in Tibet?

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2022, 05:56:31 PM »
I'll take that. I am a white Denzel Washington.

Is that even his birth name ? Washington?

How does a black man get the last name Washington?  Last names are a product of hundreds, if not thousands of years of family.

Since Mr. Washington is black. It means that his ancestry can obviously be traced to Africa. Which also means that his ancestors were taken as slaves to America.

So having the last name "Washington" is very intriguing.

Washington is a slave name.

And of course he is descended from slaves.  How else do you think he got here?  Came over on the Mayflower?

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2022, 06:00:04 PM »
So "the Devil made him do it" and "prayer is the only answer" are his words of wisdom..?

AKA "it's not his fault" and we should use "wishful thinking" to combat intemperate acts of violence...

So remove the blame and the solution.... Jesus... what a disappointment...

Denzel's father was a minister so he believes in the devil.

He's a good Christian man because his father whooped his ass if he sinned.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2022, 07:48:39 PM »
Washington is a slave name.

And of course he is descended from slaves.  How else do you think he got here?  Came over on the Mayflower?

What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2022, 08:24:57 PM »
What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?

He comes from masons.

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« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2022, 08:52:56 PM »

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2022, 10:37:38 PM »
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lol the guy that wears a shirt in the water just draws more attention to his fat body

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #57 on: April 05, 2022, 01:15:31 AM »
lol the guy that wears a shirt in the water just draws more attention to his fat body

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At least it protects other swimmers from an eye raping.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2022, 01:19:05 AM »
Offseason, clearly offseason.
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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2022, 01:45:02 AM »
Do we know for sure Jesus didnt make him slap Chris Rock for his ungodly behavior? I would like to think as evil as satan is he wouldn't be wasting his time getting Will Smith to slap Chris Rock. I would have to believe satan would be more involved with real evil acts.

Apparently he's getting involved in minor drama cuz he's stretching his legs after lockdown...
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« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2022, 06:32:55 AM »
Apparently he's getting involved in minor drama cuz he's stretching his legs after lockdown...

Good point. I'm sure satan took a look at the landscape and thought that Will and Jada hadn't done enough damage to the patriarchal family structure by going public with their open marriage so he decided the  Oscar's, with the declining viewership and aging audience, were the perfect place to strike his sinister plans to influence the world.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2022, 06:59:38 AM »
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is he drunk??

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2022, 07:47:12 AM »
is he drunk??

No, hes making it up as he goes along and trying to not sound stupid

he failed

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2022, 08:04:30 AM »
You are not a good judge of anyone's physique at any age. Your own morbid obesity has warped your sense of normal. Try pushing yourself away from the table and the alcohol. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2022, 08:28:30 AM »
The batshit arrogance to suggest Will is doing such good by playing Serena Williams dad in a movie that the devil couldn't stand idly by and had to corrupt him.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2022, 08:31:35 AM »
What do you make of Morgan Freeman's last name?

Possibly descended from a freed slave or free black man. 

Some slaves were freed by their masters for various reasons.

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« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2022, 10:27:38 AM »
Possibly descended from a freed or free black man. 

Some slaves were freed by their masters for various reasons.

Interesting, lol.

Is it possible that Vince Goodrum's ancestors worked on a wheat farm in order to produce alcohol and good rum?

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2022, 10:34:36 AM »
One of the most underrated movies ever


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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2022, 10:40:30 AM »
One of the most underrated movies ever


Kunis at her peak in that movie, good movie.
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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2022, 12:09:17 PM »
The batshit arrogance to suggest Will is doing such good by playing Serena Williams dad in a movie that the devil couldn't stand idly by and had to corrupt him.

You dont think this movie and Will's performance in it have saved millions of souls from eternal hellfire?

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« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2022, 12:19:58 PM »
Interesting, lol.

Is it possible that Vince Goodrum's ancestors worked on a wheat farm in order to produce alcohol and good rum?

More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.

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« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2022, 01:36:31 PM »
More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.

LOL!!!!!

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2022, 02:31:50 PM »
One of the most underrated movies ever



agreed, lots of clues he was blind all the way through once you watch it again you never see the first time

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2022, 02:34:55 PM »
More likely on a cotton or rice plantation.

Brutal.

More likely side-by-side gloryholes.

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Re: Denzel is fat as fuck
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2022, 08:49:40 PM »
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!!