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Title: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Tr55 on May 06, 2022, 03:24:37 PM
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 06, 2022, 03:32:29 PM
Nice video, Jordan.

Consider finding an alternative source of income.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Rambone on May 06, 2022, 03:37:46 PM
Matt has been impatiently waiting for this video to drop
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: joswift on May 06, 2022, 03:41:27 PM
lets wait until he drops the 45lb
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Fortress on May 06, 2022, 05:56:02 PM
Seriously, where do all these gasbags come from?!

Just because you take a mountain of drugs and become a huge ball of (water-logged) mass doesn’t mean you should sport a thong and present as some pinnacle of masculine aesthetic.

He’s big.

That’s all I have.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: AbrahamG on May 06, 2022, 07:52:45 PM
He looks like a bloated, hairy Armenian. Must live downriver.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Dave D on May 06, 2022, 08:02:30 PM
He looks like a bloated, hairy Armenian. Must live downriver.

LOL!

One year my friend and Ispoke with Titus at the Arnold, where he was trying to get people to come to the after party he was putting on. As we were talking I asked how long he lived in Michigan, I think he spent a year in high school wrestling at Lincoln park or something, anyhow as soon as Titus said that my buddy goes, “Oh you’re downriver trash” and starts laughing hysterically.

Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: AbrahamG on May 06, 2022, 08:05:56 PM
LOL!

One year my friend and Ispoke with Titus at the Arnold, where he was trying to get people to come to the after party he was putting on. As we were talking I asked how long he lived in Michigan, I think he spent a year in high school wrestling at Lincoln park or something, anyhow as soon as Titus said that my buddy goes, “Oh you’re downriver trash” and starts laughing hysterically.

Lmfao. We call them downriver rats! I used to be one. 😉
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Dave D on May 06, 2022, 09:47:44 PM
Lmfao. We call them downriver rats! I used to be one. 😉

lol maybe it was rats, but I definitely like the idea of calling them trash!
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: titusisback on May 06, 2022, 09:49:20 PM
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Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 09:50:57 PM
Matt has been impatiently waiting for this video to drop

Damn right!

Been waiting for this video to drop.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 09:54:21 PM
Seriously, where do all these gasbags come from?!

I'm glad you asked:

Within a 50-mile radius of Saginaw, Michigan.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Dave D on May 06, 2022, 10:35:53 PM
I'm glad you asked:

Within a 50-mile radius of Saginaw, Michigan.

Matt those in the know call it Saghdad or Sagnasty.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 10:39:31 PM
Matt those in the know call it Saghdad or Sagnasty.

LMAO!!!

Well...they call Thunder Bay the Armpit of Ontario, or the Mistake by the Lake...and given Saginaw is the Thunder Bay of Michigan...I can understand the Sagnasty nickname.

But Saghdad...are you thinking of Dearborn?  ;D
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 10:42:20 PM

Out of curiosity, does this athlete own a character home in Grand Rapids, Michigan?

PS - love the videos you drop. Please drop one of an up and coming Grand Rapids champion.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 11:01:36 PM
He looks like a bloated, hairy Armenian. Must live downriver.

LOL!

One year my friend and Ispoke with Titus at the Arnold, where he was trying to get people to come to the after party he was putting on. As we were talking I asked how long he lived in Michigan, I think he spent a year in high school wrestling at Lincoln park or something, anyhow as soon as Titus said that my buddy goes, “Oh you’re downriver trash” and starts laughing hysterically.

If you want to know why I love Michigan so much, go compare this scene:



...to Prospect Avenue in Thunder Bay.

I swear Grand Rapids and Thunder Bay had the architects, lol.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Dave D on May 06, 2022, 11:05:31 PM
LMAO!!!

Well...they call Thunder Bay the Armpit of Ontario, or the Mistake by the Lake...and given Saginaw is the Thunder Bay of Michigan...I can understand the Sagnasty nickname.

But Saghdad...are you thinking of Dearborn?  ;D

Saghdad isnt about the Arab population, it's not very high there, but because Saginaw is ravaged like Baghdad was (in the ghetto on the east side). It was a pretty dangerous place.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2022, 11:13:24 PM
Saghdad isnt about the Arab population, it's not very high there, but because Saginaw is ravaged like Baghdad was (in the ghetto on the east side). It was a pretty dangerous place.

Ah.

Like calling Chicago Chiraq.

Out of curiosity, does Saginaw have a large N population?

Just from the way you describe it, it sounds like there are a lot of N's living there.

Don't get me wrong, I like N's. Just saying.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: AbrahamG on May 07, 2022, 07:56:26 AM
Saginaw is somewhat of a shit hole. Not quite on the level of Flint but there are definitely parts you should avoid.

Dearborn on the other hand is a very nice, safe place.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: TheShape. on May 07, 2022, 09:20:14 AM
Boring workouts and bloated soft results, is it just me or is the noble pursuit bodybuilding starting to look really dumb?
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2022, 09:29:50 AM
Boring workouts and bloated soft results, is it just me or is the noble pursuit bodybuilding starting to look really dumb?

How old are you? Once I crossed 35 years old, I realized how dumb this “sport” truly is. Don’t get me wrong. I still like to watch old training clips or even Bumstead’s stuff for more recent vids and still train like a bodybuilder, but the noble pursuit of the thong when you’re pumped full of drugs combined with having shit genetics is pure delusion. The industry as a whole is seedy and sad.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 07, 2022, 12:37:15 PM
Boring workouts and bloated soft results, is it just me or is the noble pursuit bodybuilding starting to look really dumb?

To the contrary, I believe the athlete in the OP stands a strong chance of winning the Grand Rapids City Bodybuilding Championships, if not the NPC Kent County, MI or the NPC Grand Rapids–Kentwood Metropolitan Statistical Area. In time, I'd even say he has the potential to win the NPC Western Michigan.  :o
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Matt on May 07, 2022, 12:56:19 PM


I wish you had a time machine, and could cover the 1999 IFBN Mr. Natural NC - won by Getbig's own True Adonis:
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: TheShape. on May 07, 2022, 02:22:29 PM
How old are you? Once I crossed 35 years old, I realized how dumb this “sport” truly is. Don’t get me wrong. I still like to watch old training clips or even Bumstead’s stuff for more recent vids and still train like a bodybuilder, but the noble pursuit of the thong when you’re pumped full of drugs combined with having shit genetics is pure delusion. The industry as a whole is seedy and sad.
I’m 27, and nowadays I’m way more impressed and interested in strongman lifting. Bodybuilding is stale, it’s all about the drugs and everyone tries to look the same except they all look like overfed rollie pollies.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2022, 02:24:29 PM
I’m 27, and nowadays I’m way more impressed and interested in strongman lifting. Bodybuilding is stale, it’s all about the drugs and everyone tries to look the same except they all look like overfed rollie pollies.

You are wise beyond your years. I was clutching onto the thong too tight for too long!
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 07, 2022, 02:27:20 PM
Saginaw is somewhat of a shit hole. Not quite on the level of Flint but there are definitely parts you should avoid.

Dearborn on the other hand is a very nice, safe place.

The locals don’t pronounce the “T” in “Flin”!

But you gots to go to Flin if you wanna visit Beecher Meat & Liquor.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: SF1900 on May 07, 2022, 03:11:32 PM
How old are you? Once I crossed 35 years old, I realized how dumb this “sport” truly is. Don’t get me wrong. I still like to watch old training clips or even Bumstead’s stuff for more recent vids and still train like a bodybuilder, but the noble pursuit of the thong when you’re pumped full of drugs combined with having shit genetics is pure delusion. The industry as a whole is seedy and sad.

No need to bring bhanks into this.
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2022, 03:24:03 PM
No need to bring bhanks into this.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: IFBB PRO JORDAN JANOWITZ BEGINS PREP FOR PRO DEBUT
Post by: AbrahamG on May 08, 2022, 01:07:26 PM
The locals don’t pronounce the “T” in “Flin”!

But you gots to go to Flin if you wanna visit Beecher Meat & Liquor.

Sheeeeeit!