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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Mohammed Omari on August 06, 2022, 04:22:16 AM
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"Come to Mass! Come to Mass!" Well, you got your wish. I warned you, boy. I’ve just got off a 12-hour flight with loads of screaming kids and no halal meal options. Cost a fucking fortune, too. I’m knackered and pissed off, and now it’s time for you to catch a fade.
You don’t like me because I’m a Muslim (one of the good ones), and I’m not too fond of you because you’re bisexual and fat, BUT … we need to squash this beef for the good of the forum. Before we throw hands, I would like to put forward a few rules:
Do NOT grab my cock.
We fight on a grassy area.
No palm strikes to the bladder.
You’re not allowed to toe stamp because I’m only wearing sandals.
No kicking the head or balls of a downed opponent. I’m allowed to kick your actual ass if you’re on your knees, but this is more to assert my dominance and increase your humiliation.
I’m wearing a white thobe and standing next to the Paul Brown Tiger Stadium. I’m sure you know where it is, seeing as you live in this shit hole. I’ll be here for the next two hours then I have to catch my flight back. Let's settle this.
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I've no fucking clue what you're going on about. As usual.
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"Come to Mass! Come to Mass!" Well, you got your wish. I warned you, boy. I’ve just got off a 12-hour flight with loads of screaming kids and no halal meal options. Cost a fucking fortune, too. I’m knackered and pissed off, and now it’s time for you to catch a fade.
You don’t like me because I’m a Muslim (one of the good ones), and I’m not too fond of you because you’re bisexual and fat, BUT … we need to squash this beef for the good of the forum. Before we throw hands, I would like to put forward a few rules:
Do NOT grab my cock.
We fight on a grassy area.
No palm strikes to the bladder.
You’re not allowed to toe stamp because I’m only wearing sandals.
No kicking the head or balls of a downed opponent. I’m allowed to kick your actual ass if you’re on your knees, but this is more to assert my dominance and increase your humiliation.
I’m wearing a white thobe and standing next to the Paul Brown Tiger Stadium. I’m sure you know where it is, seeing as you live in this shit hole. I’ll be here for the next two hours then I have to catch my flight back. Let's settle this.
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no grabbing the cock??what kind of fight is this
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No clue where the fuck that place is. Where the fuck are you?
Lots of rules sally.
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Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?
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You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.
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Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?
Yes I am.
You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.
Typical pussy Hankins, nothing new on that front , the guy is a goat fucker.
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From what I looked up you are in Ohio dipshit. That sound like mass to you? Now get your ass to mass so I can throw you a much deserved beating.
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From what I looked up you are in Ohio dipshit. That sound like mass to you? Now get your ass to mass so I can throw you a much deserved beating.
You got sudden amnesia, boy? How the fuck can you forget where you live? I'm in Massillon, Ohio, and I'm growing impatient!
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I beleive rob is getting drunk with wes and squating him
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Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?
I haven't, brother. No need this time. Rob is indeed an infidel. The rules I've established are simply to protect me from his sneaky atheist ways.
You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.
You can shut the fuck up. If it was your rules, it would be in a wrestling gym, with ten referees, and no punching allowed, lol lol. I booked my flight back straight away as I don't want to hang around this dump any more than necessary. I can change it to a later flight so Rob can figure out where the fuck his local sports stadium is.
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I haven't, brother. No need this time. Rob is indeed an infidel. The rules I've established are simply to protect me from his sneaky atheist ways.
You can shut the fuck up. If it was your rules, it would be in a wrestling gym, with ten referees, and no punching allowed, lol lol. I booked my flight back straight away as I don't want to hang around this dump any more than necessary. I can change it to a later flight so Rob can figure out where the fuck his local sports stadium is.
You are not even in the same state Ohio and Mass are not even close. You are 700 miles away from each other it's a 10hr drive
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You are not even in the same state Ohio and Mass are not even close.
Shut up. What. Are you serious?? Where the fuck is Mass?
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Shut up. What. Are you serious?? Where the fuck is Mass?
Nowhere near Ohio guess you got that good Taliban home schooling
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While Mo is a hilarious poster/gimmick, he wont be fighting anyone, anytime soon.
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From what I looked up you are in Ohio dipshit. That sound like mass to you? Now get your ass to mass so I can throw you a much deserved beating.
You are going to miss all the shots you wont take.
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Nowhere near Ohio guess you got that good Taliban home schooling
Oh Allah. Jesus Christ. This is a major gaffe. For fuck's sake. How the hell am I supposed to know he meant Massachusetts?
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This fucking guy is dumber than I suspected.
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LOL!!! Awesome thread.
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Hahahaaha
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Bhahahaha!
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You got sudden amnesia, boy? How the fuck can you forget where you live? I'm in Massillon, Ohio, and I'm growing impatient!
Will you give him these hands?
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Will you give him these hands?
I've fucked it. This has been a disaster. I've got to catch my flight back now but I'm still claiming the victory because Rob deliberately used confusing language so I wouldn't know where he was.
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I've fucked it. This has been a disaster. I've got to catch my flight back now but I'm still claiming the victory because Rob deliberately used confusing language so I wouldn't know where he was.
Hahahaha
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I've fucked it. This has been a disaster. I've got to catch my flight back now but I'm still claiming the victory because Rob deliberately used confusing language so I wouldn't know where he was.
Mo you realize you’re now on a watch listen with such a short stay here in the states. Good luck catching that flight back without being violated by TSA.
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I've fucked it. This has been a disaster. I've got to catch my flight back now but I'm still claiming the victory because Rob deliberately used confusing language so I wouldn't know where he was.
Don't you guys have flying carpets? I understand they might not be able to handle a transatlantic flight, but Ohio to Mass should be no problem.
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You got sudden amnesia, boy? How the fuck can you forget where you live? I'm in Massillon, Ohio, and I'm growing impatient!
Epic having to explain the joke.
RoY in jeapordy.
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Epic having to explain the joke.
RoY in jeapordy.
Grape if I may interject, now I realize these observations will have no impact on any of the decisions made, and if I can appeal to your emotional brain I will point out as a father to baseball stars you realize no pitches consecutive perfect games or bats 1.000 for a season. Players, even great ones, go through slumps.
That’s what I would suggest is happening here with Mo. His confrontation with Rob, probably in attempt to save face, backfired.
Mo is a fine young man with and excellent work ethic and he will atone for these less than stellar posts.
I hope you and The Committee take this into consideration.
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no grabbing the cock??what kind of fight is this
Do you even newaza bro? Cockygarami is legit.
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Epic having to explain the joke.
RoY in jeapordy.
In fairness to the goat fucker, it was a tough crowd, lol. He's probably getting strip-searched now.
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I paid this chick Shaniqua top dollar for a TSA Special! What now it's just free?
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In fairness to the goat fucker, it was a tough crowd, lol. He's probably getting strip-searched now.
Hahaha.
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Grape if I may interject, now I realize these observations will have no impact on any of the decisions made, and if I can appeal to your emotional brain I will point out as a father to baseball stars you realize no pitches consecutive perfect games or bats 1.000 for a season. Players, even great ones, go through slumps.
That’s what I would suggest is happening here with Mo. His confrontation with Rob, probably in attempt to save face, backfired.
Mo is a fine young man with and excellent work ethic and he will atone for these less than stellar posts.
I hope you and The Committee take this into consideration.
Excuse me sir, but are YOU trying to explain to ME that vagaries of posting and how small sample sizes can cause abnormal fluctuations in the deviation from the mean, which will course correct as said sample size increases?
ARE YOU "DAVE D"?
ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?
If so, that's correct
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Excuse me sir, but are YOU trying to explain to ME that vagaries of posting and how small sample sizes can cause abnormal fluctuations in the deviation from the mean, which will course correct as said sample size increases?
ARE YOU "DAVE D"?
ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?
If so, that's correct
As I said I meant no offense. I am of a simple mind and I incorrectly thought I was adding insight. I apologize for thinking you may have overlooked something so simple.
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Glad I'm not the only one. When people used to tell me they're up in Mass, I always figured they meant Massillon, Ohio!
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Glad I'm not the only one. When people used to tell me they're up in Mass, I always figured they meant Massillon, Ohio!
Hahaha
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Glad I'm not the only one. When people used to tell me they're up in Mass, I always figured they meant Massillon, Ohio!
I'm even more embarrassed as I thought Rob was always referring being Catholic and at Mass.
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I'm even more embarrassed as I thought Rob was always referring being Catholic and at Mass.
Hahahaa even better.
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Joke post made bhanks totally believes it serious..
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I'm even more embarrassed as I thought Rob was always referring being Catholic and at Mass.
Shit, I thought he was just a little retarded and meant “en masse”. Who’s the retard now? I’ll retire to my prayer carpet and repent at once.
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The HoMoOmari gimmick is about as funny and original as Fallsview.
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Oh Allah. Jesus Christ. This is a major gaffe. For fuck's sake. How the hell am I supposed to know he meant Massachusetts?
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This thread is gold...
Can't stop laughing..
Carry on.....
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I'm even more embarrassed as I thought Rob was always referring being Catholic and at Mass.
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What a dumb filthy Muzzie.
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He's not dumb, you all are just being worked by a gimmick. He's not Muslim or Arab.