Author Topic: Calling out Robcguns! Today is the day. I'm in Mass! (Read 2711 times)

Mohammed Omari · « **on:** August 06, 2022, 04:22:16 AM »

"Come to Mass! Come to Mass!" Well, you got your wish. I warned you, boy. I’ve just got off a 12-hour flight with loads of screaming kids and no halal meal options. Cost a fucking fortune, too. I’m knackered and pissed off, and now it’s time for you to catch a fade.

You don’t like me because I’m a Muslim (one of the good ones), and I’m not too fond of you because you’re bisexual and fat, BUT … we need to squash this beef for the good of the forum. Before we throw hands, I would like to put forward a few rules:

Do NOT grab my cock.
We fight on a grassy area.
No palm strikes to the bladder.
You’re not allowed to toe stamp because I’m only wearing sandals.
No kicking the head or balls of a downed opponent. I’m allowed to kick your actual ass if you’re on your knees, but this is more to assert my dominance and increase your humiliation.

I’m wearing a white thobe and standing next to the Paul Brown Tiger Stadium. I’m sure you know where it is, seeing as you live in this shit hole. I’ll be here for the next two hours then I have to catch my flight back. Let's settle this.

Royalty · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:39:21 AM »

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Mohammed Omari · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:43:27 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on August 06, 2022, 04:39:21 AM

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I've no fucking clue what you're going on about. As usual.

Cook · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:45:30 AM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on August 06, 2022, 04:22:16 AM

"Come to Mass! Come to Mass!" Well, you got your wish. I warned you, boy. I’ve just got off a 12-hour flight with loads of screaming kids and no halal meal options. Cost a fucking fortune, too. I’m knackered and pissed off, and now it’s time for you to catch a fade.

You don’t like me because I’m a Muslim (one of the good ones), and I’m not too fond of you because you’re bisexual and fat, BUT … we need to squash this beef for the good of the forum. Before we throw hands, I would like to put forward a few rules:

Do NOT grab my cock.
We fight on a grassy area.
No palm strikes to the bladder.
You’re not allowed to toe stamp because I’m only wearing sandals.
No kicking the head or balls of a downed opponent. I’m allowed to kick your actual ass if you’re on your knees, but this is more to assert my dominance and increase your humiliation.

I’m wearing a white thobe and standing next to the Paul Brown Tiger Stadium. I’m sure you know where it is, seeing as you live in this shit hole. I’ll be here for the next two hours then I have to catch my flight back. Let's settle this.

no grabbing the cock??what kind of fight is this

Royalty · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:50:47 AM »

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Royalty · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2022, 04:56:14 AM »

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Gym-Rat · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:13:05 AM »

robcguns · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:14:38 AM »

No clue where the fuck that place is. Where the fuck are you?

Lots of rules sally.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:15:07 AM »

Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?

bhank · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:15:38 AM »

You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.

robcguns · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:19:57 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 06, 2022, 05:15:07 AM

Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?

Yes I am.

Quote from: bhank on August 06, 2022, 05:15:38 AM

You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.

Typical pussy Hankins, nothing new on that front , the guy is a goat fucker.

robcguns · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:29:19 AM »

From what I looked up you are in Ohio dipshit. That sound like mass to you? Now get your ass to mass so I can throw you a much deserved beating.

Mohammed Omari · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:33:26 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on August 06, 2022, 05:29:19 AM

From what I looked up you are in Ohio dipshit. That sound like mass to you? Now get your ass to mass so I can throw you a much deserved beating.

You got sudden amnesia, boy? How the fuck can you forget where you live? I'm in Massillon, Ohio, and I'm growing impatient!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:34:06 AM »

I beleive rob is getting drunk with wes and squating him

Mohammed Omari · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:36:15 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 06, 2022, 05:15:07 AM

Bother Mohamed, have you consulted the hadiths and made sure that this fight is the wish and within the standards of our prophet (PBUH)? Is Rob confirmed to be infidel?

I haven't, brother. No need this time. Rob is indeed an infidel. The rules I've established are simply to protect me from his sneaky atheist ways.

Quote from: bhank on August 06, 2022, 05:15:38 AM

You are only giving the guy a 2-hour window to show up to a fight at a just announced location? Seems kind of short notice why not tell him yesterday at least? I mean maybe he is doing something today across town? I mean it's 8am Saturday morning for fuck sake and it looks like you posted at 7:30 am he may not even see this by 9:30am. Easy to call someone out with a deadline they don't even know about before they are even awake.

You can shut the fuck up. If it was your rules, it would be in a wrestling gym, with ten referees, and no punching allowed, lol lol. I booked my flight back straight away as I don't want to hang around this dump any more than necessary. I can change it to a later flight so Rob can figure out where the fuck his local sports stadium is.

Freemason · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:36:49 AM »

bhank · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2022, 05:49:06 AM »

Quote from: Mohammed Omari on August 06, 2022, 05:36:15 AM

I haven't, brother. No need this time. Rob is indeed an infidel. The rules I've established are simply to protect me from his sneaky atheist ways.

You can shut the fuck up. If it was your rules, it would be in a wrestling gym, with ten referees, and no punching allowed, lol lol. I booked my flight back straight away as I don't want to hang around this dump any more than necessary. I can change it to a later flight so Rob can figure out where the fuck his local sports stadium is.

You are not even in the same state Ohio and Mass are not even close. You are 700 miles away from each other it's a 10hr drive