Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 06:14:57 PM

Title: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 06:14:57 PM
I'd like to take a cheat day shit in a brown paper bag, light it on fire and smash it in his fucking face.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: ThisisOverload on November 02, 2022, 06:19:49 PM
Abe,

Please elaborate?

Did he steal a GF of yours many years ago?

What ails you my good man?
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 02, 2022, 06:24:06 PM
Sounds like Matthew Perry didn't peel for AgaymanG
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 06:27:56 PM
Abe,

Please elaborate?

Did he steal a GF of yours many years ago?

What ails you my good man?

I just don't like him and his face is punchable as fuck  He should be on Phantom Spunkers list of folks he'd like to beat with the end of a rubber hose.  This book of his is not helping matters either.  I hope someone that he outs gets to him 1st.  Other than that, I'm doing ok.  Apparently, I need to send NZMusclewhatever an updated dick pic.  He seems jealous. 
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 02, 2022, 06:59:56 PM
There was a debate on the political forum questioning whether you would bang Stacey Abrams.

Well?
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 07:15:46 PM
There was a debate on the political forum questioning whether you would bang Stacey Abrams.

Well?

Initial instinct is to say no.  I'd have to see her naked.  Could she pass the wall test? 
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 02, 2022, 07:50:14 PM
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Lartinos on November 02, 2022, 07:58:02 PM
I finally found the Chandler Bing fan group.

I don’t see why the hate for the tortured lad.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 02, 2022, 08:02:47 PM
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Each Friends actor makes 20 million a year from royalties alone.

I'm sure they're crushed that you don't like them.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: BlackMetallic on November 02, 2022, 08:41:19 PM
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

He talked some shit about Keanu

I don’t think Keanu takes kindly to disrespect
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 08:48:59 PM
He talked some shit about Keanu

I don’t think Keanu takes kindly to disrespect

Yeah, that really pissed me off for some reason.  I'm not a huge fan of Keanu's work per se but he's supposed to be an A1 human being.  Matthew Perry is a rancid fucking cunt.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 02, 2022, 09:06:23 PM
What the fuck is going on with that chin of his?   Dude has that lesbian lips and chin deal going on.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 02, 2022, 09:06:48 PM
He talked shit about Keanu?!

 >:(

Total clown.

Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Matt on November 03, 2022, 12:30:07 AM
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Great post, Fortress. My thoughts exactly.

Just to hear the first few seconds of the Friends theme has me raging.

I want to watch David Schwimmer’s head being crushed under the wheels of a dump truck.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: kreator on November 03, 2022, 12:50:32 AM
''Friends'' made more guys beta than soy latte
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: SF1900 on November 03, 2022, 02:18:29 AM
Great post, Fortress. My thoughts exactly.

Just to hear the first few seconds of the Friends theme has me raging.

I want to watch David Schwimmer’s head being crushed under the wheels of a dump truck.

Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 03, 2022, 02:22:56 AM
''Friends'' made more guys beta than soy latte
Yes, that show destroyed a generation.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 03, 2022, 02:32:51 AM
I can honestly say I never watched a single episode or even know what it was about.  This also applies to Friends, Seinfield, and dozens of other popular shows. 
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: wes on November 03, 2022, 03:10:24 AM
Schwimmer and Perry both have an almost irresistable couple of extremely punchable faces......I`m talking repeatedly punchable faces.....beaten to a fucking bloody pulp type punchable faces......hated the show and the cast......always will.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 03, 2022, 03:42:10 AM
Schwimmer and Perry both have an almost irresistable couple of extremely punchable faces......I`m talking repeatedly punchable faces.....beaten to a fucking bloody pulp type punchable faces......hated the show and the cast......always will.

Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Matt on November 03, 2022, 03:49:57 AM
Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.

Hell no.

I'd tell him I love The Whole Nine Yards and ask for an autograph.  ;D
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: IroNat on November 03, 2022, 03:49:59 AM
Stop trying to sound cool and like a badass.

If you met Matthew Perry in real life, you would likely tell him you love Friends and ask him for an autograph.

(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/234/23465.gif)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: IroNat on November 03, 2022, 03:50:44 AM
Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.

This.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: GymnJuice on November 03, 2022, 04:57:59 AM
Schwimmer seems more annoying than Perry.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 03, 2022, 06:44:11 AM
Nobody slags off Keanu on my watch, Abe. I mean nobody. I'm adding that turkey-necked, weak-willed bag of shit to the list.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: joswift on November 03, 2022, 08:27:55 AM
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: pamith on November 03, 2022, 08:35:48 AM
Brutal if true
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 03, 2022, 08:37:28 AM
Where are we at here? Are we now closer to giving Schwimmer a severe, merciless beating? God, I hope so.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 03, 2022, 09:31:01 AM
Nobody slags off Keanu on my watch, Abe. I mean nobody. I'm adding that turkey-necked, weak-willed bag of shit to the list.

Thank you PS.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Grape Ape on November 03, 2022, 09:45:27 AM
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 03, 2022, 09:49:50 AM
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

Fortress would respond, but he’s currently melting down due to this unfortunate news. He will rise like a phoenix, but this might take a while to get over.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: GymnJuice on November 03, 2022, 10:28:44 AM
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

Good. Let Hollyweird do their own reparations out of their own pockets and leave the rest of us out of it.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 03, 2022, 11:55:18 AM
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

EVERYTHING associated with that show sucks ass, I swear.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 03, 2022, 04:31:26 PM
EVERYTHING associated with that show sucks ass, I swear.

Would Fortress mind giving Ms. Aniston a pass?  She's hotter than fuck and really has been in some great comedies over the years.  With respect, of course. 
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: wes on November 03, 2022, 05:54:54 PM
Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.
A complete and total douche with a capitol "D" .....I`d love to kick his head in with some steel toed boots............just for starters !  :D
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: kreator on November 04, 2022, 02:01:57 AM
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: hench on November 04, 2022, 03:08:19 AM
Nah, don't see it, where's the evidence?
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: GymnJuice on November 04, 2022, 05:23:13 AM
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead

Jamie Lee Curtis

 ;D
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 04, 2022, 09:50:05 AM
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead
That would be hilarious if that came out to be true. All of those wimps who whacked off to her would be crushed. Most overrated actress ever.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 04, 2022, 09:57:56 AM
That would be hilarious if that came out to be true. All of those wimps who whacked off to her would be crushed. Most overrated actress ever.

Outed
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 04, 2022, 09:59:01 AM
Outed
Touch a nerve? ;D
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 04, 2022, 11:29:58 AM
Touch a nerve? ;D

Dead to rights! 😢
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 04, 2022, 07:01:03 PM
Would Fortress mind giving Ms. Aniston a pass?  She's hotter than fuck and really has been in some great comedies over the years.  With respect, of course.

She occasionally looks really good. 

Annoying bitch, though.

I also figure her pussy must stink, considering her inability to keep a guy. That or her personality is crap.

Likely both.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 04, 2022, 07:07:37 PM
Just look at this fucking face

(https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/67980_v9_bb.jpg)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 04, 2022, 07:08:37 PM
 >:(

(https://raw-focus.news-mediahuis-tps.eu/prod-mh-ireland/68957688-de09-11ec-94e2-0257d57b707f.png)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 04, 2022, 07:11:01 PM
Matt Leblanc gets a free pass from me on friends, all the rest fuck them, especially schwimmer
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 04, 2022, 07:12:49 PM
Matt Leblanc gets a free pass from me on friends, all the rest fuck them, especially schwimmer

Matt Leblanc actually turns out to be pretty cool.  If you've never seen his series titles Episodes, it's worth a look.  Similar to Larry David in Curb, he plays a sensationalized version of himself.  It's really good and he plays an awesome asshole. 
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: The Keto Kid on November 04, 2022, 08:13:58 PM
Yeah LeBlanc is cool in my book, Schwimmer is a complete douche.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Desolate on November 04, 2022, 10:05:21 PM
I remember LeBlanc all the way back on Married...with Children.

But we have to be honest about Keanu.

He lost some credibility with that last awful, woke, fuck shit Matrix movie. >:(

Total garbage.

You don't get to just walk away clean from that.

Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 05, 2022, 01:40:23 AM
Just look at this fucking face

(https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/67980_v9_bb.jpg)
Totally punchable.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on November 05, 2022, 03:52:49 AM
What the fuck is going on with that chin of his?   Dude has that lesbian lips and chin deal going on.

In his interview he says the booze/pills put him into a 14 day coma…..
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 05, 2022, 09:30:33 AM
>:(

(https://raw-focus.news-mediahuis-tps.eu/prod-mh-ireland/68957688-de09-11ec-94e2-0257d57b707f.png)

I’d happily drive a tractor over this asshole’s face!
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 05, 2022, 09:32:40 AM
In his interview he says the booze/pills put him into a 14 day coma…..

WEAK chin.

A strong chin is a fundamental necessity if a man wishes to receive respect from other men.

Guy SUCKS.

FUCK FRIENDS!
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 05, 2022, 01:32:32 PM
I’d happily drive a tractor over this asshole’s face!

I’ll be in the tractor with you while you do that
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 05, 2022, 01:48:41 PM
I’ll be in the tractor with you while you do that

No homo?
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 05, 2022, 01:56:25 PM
No homo?

Not like our cocks are touching
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 05, 2022, 02:22:55 PM
Not like our cocks are touching

Tractor cabs are pretty small, bro. Unless there’s a jumper seat, you’re riding the cawk (nh)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Hulkotron on November 05, 2022, 02:39:08 PM
Schwimmer was great in Band of Brothers

Would pound out Aniston of course
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 05, 2022, 02:53:01 PM
Tractor cabs are pretty small, bro. Unless there’s a jumper seat, you’re riding the cawk (nh)

At least a fellow getbigger and iron warrior, I’m fine with that
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 05, 2022, 02:57:35 PM
At least a fellow getbigger and iron warrior, I’m fine with that

Totally worth it as long as Schwimmer ends up on a slab
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: deadz on November 05, 2022, 03:03:52 PM
MP can go eat shit!
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Flexacon on November 05, 2022, 03:44:50 PM
''Friends'' made more guys beta than soy latte

I've watched the show and didn't see that way. Sure the show had soyaboi moments, but the show wouldn't get green lit if it was a pilot now because of "toxic masculinity".

They had a guy hitting on every hot female he met and having one night stands.

The constantly made homophobic and sexist jokes.

Constant objectifying of women.

They had older dudes dating and banging younger girls. Doctor dating his patient, Professor dating his student.

They took the piss constantly out of Chandler being slightly effeminate and Ross being a nerd. Took the piss out of male nannies and nurses.

I could go on
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Desolate on November 05, 2022, 05:30:52 PM
I've watched the show and didn't see that way. Sure the show had soyaboi moments, but the show wouldn't get green lit if it was a pilot now because of "toxic masculinity".

They had a guy hitting on every hot female he met and having one night stands.

The constantly made homophobic and sexist jokes.

Constant objectifying of women.

They had older dudes dating and banging younger girls. Doctor dating his patient, Professor dating his student.

They took the piss constantly out of Chandler being slightly effeminate and Ross being a nerd. Took the piss out of male nannies and nurses.

I could go on

Agreed.

I've seen way worse shows... especially nowadays.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Bevo on November 05, 2022, 05:41:45 PM
I've watched the show and didn't see that way. Sure the show had soyaboi moments, but the show wouldn't get green lit if it was a pilot now because of "toxic masculinity".

They had a guy hitting on every hot female he met and having one night stands.

The constantly made homophobic and sexist jokes.

Constant objectifying of women.

They had older dudes dating and banging younger girls. Doctor dating his patient, Professor dating his student.

They took the piss constantly out of Chandler being slightly effeminate and Ross being a nerd. Took the piss out of male nannies and nurses.

I could go on


It’s really not that bad, half of that stuff won’t fly in todays sensitive world
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 07, 2022, 10:23:36 AM
Perry is getting roasted about his cocklicker book.

Hope he ODs, the Friends fuck.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 08, 2022, 01:50:02 AM
I've watched the show and didn't see that way. Sure the show had soyaboi moments, but the show wouldn't get green lit if it was a pilot now because of "toxic masculinity".

They had a guy hitting on every hot female he met and having one night stands.

The constantly made homophobic and sexist jokes.

Constant objectifying of women.

They had older dudes dating and banging younger girls. Doctor dating his patient, Professor dating his student.

They took the piss constantly out of Chandler being slightly effeminate and Ross being a nerd. Took the piss out of male nannies and nurses.

I could go on
The basic plot of the show was 3 beta males living with 3 boss babe females. The women were strong and independent and the men were retards.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Flexacon on November 08, 2022, 03:23:33 AM
The basic plot of the show was 3 beta males living with 3 boss babe females. The women were strong and independent and the men were retards.

You obviously didn't watch the show and are just repeating things you heard or maybe think you saw. For a start the males did not live with the females for most of the shows run.

Also one female was neurotic, the other a clueless spoilt rich bimbo and the third was just a crazy cat lady. They were just as retarded as the men.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 08, 2022, 03:43:10 AM
Luke Perry was better
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: njflex on November 08, 2022, 06:25:36 AM
Luke Perry was better
i like perry king better'no homo'
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Rambone on November 08, 2022, 07:26:11 AM
i like perry king better'no homo'

What about Perry Como (no homo)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: njflex on November 08, 2022, 07:30:13 AM
What about Perry Como (no homo)
OF COURSE,,,,
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 09, 2022, 10:29:05 PM
Everyone loves a Periwinkle

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy0suGkHJW1foV0QKuuYdH5AB6-z5UNa6R4w&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 13, 2022, 01:26:55 AM
I'd like to take a cheat day shit in a brown paper bag, light it on fire and smash it in his fucking face.

Matthew Perry is a prototypical white guy.  Your hatred of whites has been exposed again.  Racist post reported.

 ;D

Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 14, 2022, 02:34:15 AM
Matthew Perry is a prototypical white guy.  Your hatred of whites has been exposed again.  Racist post reported.

 ;D
I'm white and I hate Matthew Perry.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: AbrahamG on November 15, 2022, 11:40:10 AM
Matthew Perry is a prototypical white guy.  Your hatred of whites has been exposed again.  Racist post reported.

 ;D

Glad to see Pray4Cock posting again. To clear the air, I am a white. I've sent you numerous cock pics at your request so I know that you know better. To clarify, the point of this thread is to discuss what a cunt Matthew Perry is. It's not a referendum on Friends. I find the show to be rather average. However, everyone save for Perry has some good work on their respective resumes. Aniston may be the best comedic actress of her generation.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Fortress on November 15, 2022, 12:05:17 PM
Aniston may be the best comedic actress of her generation.

LOL
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: beakdoctor on November 15, 2022, 08:44:04 PM
LOL

Yeah. Her acting range consists of 2 expressions: blank and confused.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Mayday on November 15, 2022, 10:28:01 PM
Is it the alcohol or the pills that makes people’s speech all messed up?

His speech is all messed up in the interview.
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: tacobender on November 16, 2022, 12:06:25 PM
Is it the alcohol or the pills that makes people’s speech all messed up?

His speech is all messed up in the interview.
All? I’m mesican but damn lol
Title: Re: Matthew Perry
Post by: Lartinos on June 16, 2025, 07:50:42 PM
Doc who called him moron turns out pretty dumb himself. https://apnews.com/article/matthew-perry-doctor-guilty-plea-59e7364bf94ff090c737094f1deba649