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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2022, 08:27:55 AM »

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2022, 08:35:48 AM »
Brutal if true

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2022, 08:37:28 AM »
Where are we at here? Are we now closer to giving Schwimmer a severe, merciless beating? God, I hope so.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2022, 09:31:01 AM »
Nobody slags off Keanu on my watch, Abe. I mean nobody. I'm adding that turkey-necked, weak-willed bag of shit to the list.

Thank you PS.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2022, 09:45:27 AM »
Yeah, he’s cruisin’ for a bruisin’, no question.

From Friends, Schwimmer is the one I’d most like to toss into a grinder, Halloween Ends-style, but Perry, despite being a Canadian, is begging for a smashdown.

In his book he tells of fooling around with Valerie while Ed was sleeping several feet away. Classy. And for the record, Bertinelli is a giant turd, as well. For lots of reasons. Not least for birthing Wolf Backfat Van Halen, the putz.

The magnitude of hatred I have for all things Friends intensifies with every passing year.

I saw some very recent interview snippet with Matthew. Guy is torched from drugs and alcohol and is sloppy fat.

Fuck him.

Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.
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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2022, 09:49:50 AM »
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

Fortress would respond, but he’s currently melting down due to this unfortunate news. He will rise like a phoenix, but this might take a while to get over.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2022, 10:28:44 AM »
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

Good. Let Hollyweird do their own reparations out of their own pockets and leave the rest of us out of it.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2022, 11:55:18 AM »
Might not be the best time to tell you that the creator of Friends has donated millions out of recent guilt for not having more diversity on her show.

EVERYTHING associated with that show sucks ass, I swear.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2022, 04:31:26 PM »
EVERYTHING associated with that show sucks ass, I swear.

Would Fortress mind giving Ms. Aniston a pass?  She's hotter than fuck and really has been in some great comedies over the years.  With respect, of course. 

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2022, 05:54:54 PM »
Schwimmer is such a douche. He was the perfect fit for the role of Capt Sobel in Band of Brothers.
A complete and total douche with a capitol "D" .....I`d love to kick his head in with some steel toed boots............just for starters !  :D

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2022, 02:01:57 AM »
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2022, 03:08:19 AM »
Nah, don't see it, where's the evidence?
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2022, 05:23:13 AM »
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2022, 09:50:05 AM »
The word is Jennifer is actually a biological man. Same goes for some other Hollywood whor3s. Especially the ones that don't have kids or have adopted them instead
That would be hilarious if that came out to be true. All of those wimps who whacked off to her would be crushed. Most overrated actress ever.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2022, 09:57:56 AM »
That would be hilarious if that came out to be true. All of those wimps who whacked off to her would be crushed. Most overrated actress ever.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2022, 09:59:01 AM »

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2022, 11:29:58 AM »

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2022, 07:01:03 PM »
Would Fortress mind giving Ms. Aniston a pass?  She's hotter than fuck and really has been in some great comedies over the years.  With respect, of course.

She occasionally looks really good. 

Annoying bitch, though.

I also figure her pussy must stink, considering her inability to keep a guy. That or her personality is crap.

Likely both.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2022, 07:07:37 PM »
Just look at this fucking face


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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2022, 07:08:37 PM »
 >:(


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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2022, 07:11:01 PM »
Matt Leblanc gets a free pass from me on friends, all the rest fuck them, especially schwimmer

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2022, 07:12:49 PM »
Matt Leblanc gets a free pass from me on friends, all the rest fuck them, especially schwimmer

Matt Leblanc actually turns out to be pretty cool.  If you've never seen his series titles Episodes, it's worth a look.  Similar to Larry David in Curb, he plays a sensationalized version of himself.  It's really good and he plays an awesome asshole. 

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #47 on: November 04, 2022, 08:13:58 PM »
Yeah LeBlanc is cool in my book, Schwimmer is a complete douche.

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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #48 on: November 04, 2022, 10:05:21 PM »
I remember LeBlanc all the way back on Married...with Children.

But we have to be honest about Keanu.

He lost some credibility with that last awful, woke, fuck shit Matrix movie. >:(

Total garbage.

You don't get to just walk away clean from that.


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Re: Matthew Perry
« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2022, 01:40:23 AM »
Just look at this fucking face


Totally punchable.