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Title: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 22, 2022, 12:24:50 PM
Goodmorrow!!!!

What I am serving:

Cilantro mashed potatoes.

Honey parsnips and carrots

Bread sauce

Braised red cabbage

Christmas bombe

Christmas pudding

Roasted Turkey with herb butter

Prime Rib with Truffle butter (for the people who don't like turkey)


And a toast:

Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.


We also set an extra place at the table for strangers that have nowhere to go.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, for at Christmas I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new fangled mirth.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: joswift on December 22, 2022, 01:55:07 PM
Goodmorrow!!!!

What I am serving:

Cilantro mashed potatoes.

Honey parsnips and carrots

Bread sauce

Braised red cabbage

Christmas bombe

Christmas pudding

Roasted Turkey with herb butter

Prime Rib with Truffle butter (for the people who don't like turkey)


And a toast:

Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.


We also set an extra place at the table for strangers that have nowhere to go.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, for at Christmas I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new fangled mirth.

shizzos PM incoming
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 22, 2022, 02:05:11 PM
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Gym Rat on December 22, 2022, 03:05:34 PM
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Literally for sure.
The guys a mess...
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 22, 2022, 03:14:13 PM
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No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: robcguns on December 22, 2022, 03:21:50 PM
Pork roast
Ham
Stuffing
Butternut squash
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Green beans
Carrots
Sweet corn
Rolls
Pecan pie
Apple pie
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 22, 2022, 03:32:24 PM
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????

cheese fondue (we do it every year)
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: tacobender on December 22, 2022, 04:35:00 PM
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2022, 05:18:34 PM
im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler

My gut reaction was to laugh at this.  But after reading it a second time I'm concerned.  By "a little bit of tube steak", one could jump to the conclusion that you are owning up to having a small cock.  Please clarify for Bevo, I and the rest of the cock committee.  Regards.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 22, 2022, 05:49:08 PM
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2022, 06:12:25 PM
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All this time I thought you were a health care professional.  Who would have guessed you went to the Rhode Island School of Art.   ;D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 22, 2022, 07:25:18 PM
All this time I thought you were a health care professional.  Who would have guessed you went to the Rhode Island School of Art.   ;D
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on December 22, 2022, 07:44:29 PM
I would like JustPlaneJane on my dining table covered in olive oil and served bottom up, along with a large bottle of water and a shower towel.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2022, 08:41:51 PM
I would like JustPlaneJane on my dining table covered in olive oil and served bottom up, along with a large bottle of water and a shower towel.

Even if she doesn't have a cock?
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Never1AShow on December 22, 2022, 09:08:25 PM
I give you credit for having both Turkey and Prime Rib, very considerate, and better for those who like both
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on December 22, 2022, 09:10:50 PM
Even if she doesn't have a cock?

Np either way.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 22, 2022, 10:12:00 PM
Even if she doesn't have a cock?
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Gym Rat on December 23, 2022, 01:28:10 AM

Meatballs, Lasagna, Pepperoni, Sausage, home-made sauce, etc...
They (Italian inlaws) over do it (cooking) so lots get brought home to me.

Good thing its bulk-season, or it would ruin my plans if was posting physique pics everyday, thong hiked up my arse-crack, flexing in my driveway, etc.
(For strange men on the internet).
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: tacobender on December 23, 2022, 02:46:13 AM
My gut reaction was to laugh at this.  But after reading it a second time I'm concerned.  By "a little bit of tube steak", one could jump to the conclusion that you are owning up to having a small cock.  Please clarify for Bevo, I and the rest of the cock committee.  Regards.
even tho bevo is in regards it’s not small but more like the gift that keeps on giving. Trust me he will have a second helping if he so desires.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 23, 2022, 03:30:59 AM
Meatballs, Lasagna, Pepperoni, Sausage, home-made sauce, etc...
They (Italian inlaws) over do it (cooking) so lots get brought home to me.

Good thing its bulk-season, or it would ruin my plans if was posting physique pics everyday, thong hiked up my arse-crack, flexing in my driveway, etc.
(For strange men on the internet).

Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Gym Rat on December 23, 2022, 05:03:07 AM
Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball

LAMO  (Basically)  :D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Gym Rat on December 23, 2022, 05:36:17 AM
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/adLzQxM_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on December 23, 2022, 06:26:48 AM
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????

(https://i.ibb.co/ChXZVGm/1.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 23, 2022, 10:43:42 AM
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 01:19:43 PM
Our old pal Fat Alex will be devouring cock sammich` after cock sammich`.....no bread though,heaven forbid, the sloppy one is on a diet.....kudos penis breath.....stay  on point!  :D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 23, 2022, 01:49:06 PM
Our old pal Fat Alex will be devouring cock sammich` after cock sammich`.....no bread though,heaven forbid, the sloppy one is on a diet.....kudos penis breath.....stay  on point!  :D

Yeah...Wes...I'm going to have "ribs" also on the menu. BAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA....BRE AK ANYTHING ELSE WHILE TWEEKING?????
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 01:50:39 PM
Yeah...Wes...I'm going to have "ribs" also on the menu. BAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA....BRE AK ANYTHING ELSE WHILE TWEEKING?????
Yeah,I broke your moms cervix !  :D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 23, 2022, 01:55:12 PM
Yeah,I broke your moms cervix !  :D

You're mom was a whore...
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 02:04:09 PM
You're mom was a whore...
So was your dad!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 02:27:53 PM
im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler
I missed this gem.  HA HA HA HA HA  ;D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 23, 2022, 02:29:25 PM
So was your dad!  LOL  ;D

Who was your dad?

Pretty sad you have no idea.

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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: wes on December 23, 2022, 02:31:38 PM
Who was your dad?

Pretty sad you have no idea.

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They called him Mr. Wescott they called yours Mr. Tibbs.  :D
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 23, 2022, 02:33:02 PM
They called him Mr. Wescott they called yours Mr. Tibbs.  :D

Racist/Benzo/Meth/Toothless/Jobless

Did I miss anything?

Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 23, 2022, 02:49:52 PM
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: Fallsview on December 23, 2022, 02:52:11 PM
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Again, stop using cartoons. Go get your family photo album and use the one's of your dad with the leather chaps.
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 23, 2022, 02:54:19 PM
Again, stop using cartoons. Go get your family photo album and use the one's of your dad with the leather chaps.
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Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: NoPEDsNoBB on December 23, 2022, 08:00:53 PM
Just pissed myself laughing reading this page while lying in bed. Love it.  :D

(https://i.ibb.co/4T4V8D2/1620871216458.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WyB2kd0)
Title: Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
Post by: tacobender on December 24, 2022, 12:52:00 PM
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
for dessert I’m offering you a penis butter and jelly sandwich merry Christmas