WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?

[Fallsview]

Our old pal Fat Alex will be devouring cock sammich` after cock sammich`.....no bread though,heaven forbid, the sloppy one is on a diet.....kudos penis breath.....stay  on point! 

Yeah...Wes...I'm going to have "ribs" also on the menu. BAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA....BRE AK ANYTHING ELSE WHILE TWEEKING??

[wes]

Yeah...Wes...I'm going to have "ribs" also on the menu. BAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA....BRE AK ANYTHING ELSE WHILE TWEEKING??

Yeah,I broke your moms cervix ! 

[Fallsview]

Yeah,I broke your moms cervix ! 

You're mom was a whore...

[wes]

You're mom was a whore...

So was your dad!  LOL 

[wes]

im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler

I missed this gem.  HA HA HA HA HA 

[Fallsview]

So was your dad!  LOL 

Who was your dad?

Pretty sad you have no idea.

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[wes]

Who was your dad?

Pretty sad you have no idea.

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They called him Mr. Wescott they called yours Mr. Tibbs. 

[Fallsview]

They called him Mr. Wescott they called yours Mr. Tibbs. 

Racist/Benzo/Meth/Toothless/Jobless

Did I miss anything?

[JustPlaneJane]

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[Fallsview]

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Again, stop using cartoons. Go get your family photo album and use the one's of your dad with the leather chaps.

[JustPlaneJane]

Again, stop using cartoons. Go get your family photo album and use the one's of your dad with the leather chaps.

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[NoPEDsNoBB]

Just pissed myself laughing reading this page while lying in bed. Love it. 

[tacobender]

No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS?

for dessert I’m offering you a penis butter and jelly sandwich merry Christmas