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WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
« on: December 22, 2022, 12:24:50 PM »
Goodmorrow!!!!

What I am serving:

Cilantro mashed potatoes.

Honey parsnips and carrots

Bread sauce

Braised red cabbage

Christmas bombe

Christmas pudding

Roasted Turkey with herb butter

Prime Rib with Truffle butter (for the people who don't like turkey)


And a toast:

Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.


We also set an extra place at the table for strangers that have nowhere to go.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, for at Christmas I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new fangled mirth.

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Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2022, 01:55:07 PM »
Goodmorrow!!!!

What I am serving:

Cilantro mashed potatoes.

Honey parsnips and carrots

Bread sauce

Braised red cabbage

Christmas bombe

Christmas pudding

Roasted Turkey with herb butter

Prime Rib with Truffle butter (for the people who don't like turkey)


And a toast:

Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.


We also set an extra place at the table for strangers that have nowhere to go.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, for at Christmas I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new fangled mirth.

shizzos PM incoming

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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2022, 02:05:11 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2022, 03:05:34 PM »

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Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2022, 03:14:13 PM »
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No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????

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Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2022, 03:21:50 PM »
Pork roast
Ham
Stuffing
Butternut squash
Mashed potatoes
Gravy
Green beans
Carrots
Sweet corn
Rolls
Pecan pie
Apple pie

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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2022, 03:32:24 PM »
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????

cheese fondue (we do it every year)

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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2022, 04:35:00 PM »
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler

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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2022, 05:18:34 PM »
im serving a little bit of tube steak smothered in underwear followed with a warm mushroom au jus . And for dessert your mothers warm peach cobbler

My gut reaction was to laugh at this.  But after reading it a second time I'm concerned.  By "a little bit of tube steak", one could jump to the conclusion that you are owning up to having a small cock.  Please clarify for Bevo, I and the rest of the cock committee.  Regards.

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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2022, 05:49:08 PM »
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2022, 06:12:25 PM »
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All this time I thought you were a health care professional.  Who would have guessed you went to the Rhode Island School of Art.   ;D

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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2022, 07:25:18 PM »
All this time I thought you were a health care professional.  Who would have guessed you went to the Rhode Island School of Art.   ;D
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2022, 07:44:29 PM »
I would like JustPlaneJane on my dining table covered in olive oil and served bottom up, along with a large bottle of water and a shower towel.

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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2022, 08:41:51 PM »
I would like JustPlaneJane on my dining table covered in olive oil and served bottom up, along with a large bottle of water and a shower towel.

Even if she doesn't have a cock?

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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2022, 09:08:25 PM »
I give you credit for having both Turkey and Prime Rib, very considerate, and better for those who like both

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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2022, 09:10:50 PM »
Even if she doesn't have a cock?

Np either way.

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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2022, 10:12:00 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2022, 01:28:10 AM »

Meatballs, Lasagna, Pepperoni, Sausage, home-made sauce, etc...
They (Italian inlaws) over do it (cooking) so lots get brought home to me.

Good thing its bulk-season, or it would ruin my plans if was posting physique pics everyday, thong hiked up my arse-crack, flexing in my driveway, etc.
(For strange men on the internet).

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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2022, 02:46:13 AM »
My gut reaction was to laugh at this.  But after reading it a second time I'm concerned.  By "a little bit of tube steak", one could jump to the conclusion that you are owning up to having a small cock.  Please clarify for Bevo, I and the rest of the cock committee.  Regards.
even tho bevo is in regards it’s not small but more like the gift that keeps on giving. Trust me he will have a second helping if he so desires.

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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2022, 03:30:59 AM »
Meatballs, Lasagna, Pepperoni, Sausage, home-made sauce, etc...
They (Italian inlaws) over do it (cooking) so lots get brought home to me.

Good thing its bulk-season, or it would ruin my plans if was posting physique pics everyday, thong hiked up my arse-crack, flexing in my driveway, etc.
(For strange men on the internet).

Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2022, 05:03:07 AM »
Mama mia, that's a spicy meatball

LAMO  (Basically)  :D

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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2022, 05:36:17 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2022, 06:26:48 AM »
No holiday spirit.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SERVING YOUR GUESTS???????


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Re: WHAT IS ON YOUR CRISTES-MESSE MENU?
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2022, 10:43:42 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2022, 01:19:43 PM »
Our old pal Fat Alex will be devouring cock sammich` after cock sammich`.....no bread though,heaven forbid, the sloppy one is on a diet.....kudos penis breath.....stay  on point!  :D