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Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23. So, to begin:
BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:
Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):
Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak
Winner: pamith
After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:
Oh look the board fucking retard just added some more retard wisdom to go with his usual fucking retard posts. Your posts are so retarded, they actually push Matt C off the spectrum. If you starred in a netflix political series starring Kevin Spacey, it would be called House of Tards. Take your tard posts and fuck the fuck off this forum, tard.
Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.
GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.
Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank
Winner: joswift
Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.
Congrats joswift!
perfect segue into:
Gay of the Year:
Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman
Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.
Congrats Matt C. You fag.
Newcomer of the Year:
Nominees: Mohammed Omari
Winner: Mohammed Omari
Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold
Congrats Mohammed Omari!
Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith
Winner: Fallsview
Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.
Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.
bhank Adversary of the Year:
Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes
Winner: Krankenstein
All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.
Congrats Krankenstein!
Worst title defense of the year:
Nominees: Taffin, henda
Winner: Taffin
Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.
Congrats Taffin!
Poster of the Year:
Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat
Winner: RAMBONE!!!!
While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong. An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.
Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.
The Committee™
Miscellaneous:
Trend of the year: Strict Curl. Face it - you all tried it.
Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which: Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin
Best Pet Board post: Wait, we have a Pet Board?
Foozle's choice award: Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.
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Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23. So, to begin:
BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:
Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):
Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak
Winner: pamith
After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:
Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.
GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.
Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank
Winner: joswift
Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.
Congrats joswift!
perfect segue into:
Gay of the Year:
Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman
Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.
Congrats Matt C. You fag.
Newcomer of the Year:
Nominees: Mohammed Omari
Winner: Mohammed Omari
Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold
Congrats Mohammed Omari!
Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith
Winner: Fallsview
Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.
Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.
bhank Adversary of the Year:
Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes
Winner: Krankenstein
All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.
Congrats Krankenstein!
Worst title defense of the year:
Nominees: Taffin, henda
Winner: Taffin
Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.
Congrats Taffin!
Poster of the Year:
Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat
Winner: RAMBONE!!!!
While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong. An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.
Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.
The Committee™
Miscellaneous:
Trend of the year: Strict Curl. Face it - you all tried it.
Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which: Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin
Best Pet Board post: Wait, we have a Pet Board?
Foozle's choice award: Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.
Fucking hilarious!! LOL ;D
Congrats to all the winners except pamith.
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Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23. So, to begin:
BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:
Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):
Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak
Winner: pamith
After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:
Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.
GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.
Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank
Winner: joswift
Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.
Congrats joswift!
perfect segue into:
Gay of the Year:
Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman
Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.
Congrats Matt C. You fag.
Newcomer of the Year:
Nominees: Mohammed Omari
Winner: Mohammed Omari
Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold
Congrats Mohammed Omari!
Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith
Winner: Fallsview
Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.
Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.
bhank Adversary of the Year:
Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes
Winner: Krankenstein
All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.
Congrats Krankenstein!
Worst title defense of the year:
Nominees: Taffin, henda
Winner: Taffin
Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.
Congrats Taffin!
Poster of the Year:
Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat
Winner: RAMBONE!!!!
While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong. An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.
Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.
The Committee™
Miscellaneous:
Trend of the year: Strict Curl. Face it - you all tried it.
Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which: Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin
Best Pet Board post: Wait, we have a Pet Board?
Foozle's choice award: Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.
Just noticed this. What an honor just to be considered for the category, thank you. I'm glad that getbig exists, you can't find this mix of news, banter, opinions, humor and interesting/funny characters anywhere else (cue the usual "Man, getbig is shit now, back in the day it was great").
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Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23. So, to begin:
BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:
Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):
Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak
Winner: pamith
After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:
Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.
GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.
Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank
Winner: joswift
Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.
Congrats joswift!
perfect segue into:
Gay of the Year:
Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman
Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.
Congrats Matt C. You fag.
Newcomer of the Year:
Nominees: Mohammed Omari
Winner: Mohammed Omari
Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold
Congrats Mohammed Omari!
Worst Gimmick of the Year:
Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith
Winner: Fallsview
Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.
Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.
bhank Adversary of the Year:
Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes
Winner: Krankenstein
All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.
Congrats Krankenstein!
Worst title defense of the year:
Nominees: Taffin, henda
Winner: Taffin
Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.
Congrats Taffin!
Poster of the Year:
Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat
Winner: RAMBONE!!!!
While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong. An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.
Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.
The Committee™
Miscellaneous:
Trend of the year: Strict Curl. Face it - you all tried it.
Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which: Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin
Best Pet Board post: Wait, we have a Pet Board?
Foozle's choice award: Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.
Thank you Sir, much appreciated.
2022 will always be remembered for Bhankins phaggotry and Matt Canning growing tits.