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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2023, 09:58:15 AM »
I don't remember one Rambone post from 2022?

Don’t worry. I wouldn’t remember me either

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2023, 10:57:28 AM »
Don’t worry. I wouldn’t remember me either

Sorry...I mixed you up with Fallsview and OAK.      ;D

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2023, 12:40:56 PM »
Sorry...I mixed you up with Fallsview and OAK.      ;D

Honest mistake!  :D

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2023, 06:36:55 PM »
In addition to the 2022 runners-up, I urge the Committeetm to consider BB and Hulkotron as candidates for Best Poster of 2023. If this is out of line, I will gladly shut up and clutch my thong ever so tightly.


BB is a consistently solid poster.

You deserved the award this year.  8)

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2023, 07:39:35 PM »
Congrats everyone, it was an honor just to be nominated. Rambone I am very jealous of that thong award, you lucky son of a bitch.

Same... Thx for the mentions. (Hilarious post by the way)... :D

Pamith, please step FWD to accept your prize basket.

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Next year we need a "legends" category. Early faves are:
-Wes
-SF1900
-Pellius (Posthumous)
-OnlyMe (Posthumous)

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2023, 07:01:28 AM »

BB is a consistently solid poster.



BB is on The Committee's™ radar for sure.
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Rambone

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2023, 07:21:56 AM »
BB is on The Committee's™ radar for sure.




BB is a consistently solid poster.

You deserved the award this year.  8)

Thanks, iron brother.


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2023, 07:55:16 AM »
Thanks for all the kind words :).

Also, a big congrats to all this years winners, and runners up. Also congrats to Rambone, a robust and appreciated poster.


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2023, 08:15:40 AM »
Thanks for all the kind words :).

Also, a big congrats to all this years winners, and runners up. Also congrats to Rambone, a robust and appreciated poster.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2023, 08:48:58 AM »
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You are the man of the hour brother so keep rewinding that watch!  Well done, indeed.
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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2023, 09:18:43 AM »
You are the man of the hour brother so keep rewinding that watch!  Well done, indeed.
 ;D


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Thank you my brother!

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2023, 09:29:27 AM »
Did Fortress win something?

Never win a goddamn thing.  >:(

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2023, 09:33:01 AM »
Did Fortress win something?

Never win a goddamn thing.  >:(
Because you are a white supremacist.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2023, 10:51:13 AM »
Did Fortress win something?

Never win a goddamn thing.  >:(
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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2023, 12:09:04 PM »
Because you are a white supremacist.

What's wrong with that?

We are the supreme race after all.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2023, 12:35:13 PM »
What's wrong with that?

We are the supreme race after all.
You have no idea what you are talking about.


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2023, 03:04:52 PM »
Great write up to all who contributed.  Hilarious read.

Congratulations to Rambone a hilarious and truly deserving winner.

Also congrats to Joswift for bodybuilder of the year.

A little disappointed I didn't see BB nominated anywhere. A very funny poster. A great combination of wit and historical knowledge of bodybuilding internet forums.

Also surprised legendary Getbigger Tommywishbone wasn't nominated for Bodybuilder of the year. Afterall he won a bodybuilding contest this year, wasn't an attention whore about it and even Bhanks had to show some respect.

For Gay of the year the sordid saga of Matt C sending pics of his 6.5'er to Prime and shooting ropes came out of nowhere. Yes it was extraordinarily gay but gayer than Bhanks relationship with P. Spaulding?  Nope. Not a chance. Hell Matt C documented proof of having 'known' a woman in the biblical sense (even if it did look like she wasn't necessarily a consenting participant) and EVEN Vince Goodrum had sex with  a female (poor girl) and then made one of the all time classic GB posts describing the step by step process of getting it on with the fairer sex to include a metaphor of eating a bowl of collard greens. So by every metric Bhank, with his repressed hatred of women and his loyalty to closet queen P. Spaulding takes the gayest cake.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2023, 03:55:17 PM »
Great write up to all who contributed.  Hilarious read.

Congratulations to Rambone a hilarious and truly deserving winner.

Also congrats to Joswift for bodybuilder of the year.

A little disappointed I didn't see BB nominated anywhere. A very funny poster. A great combination of wit and historical knowledge of bodybuilding internet forums.

Also surprised legendary Getbigger Tommywishbone wasn't nominated for Bodybuilder of the year. Afterall he won a bodybuilding contest this year, wasn't an attention whore about it and even Bhanks had to show some respect.

For Gay of the year the sordid saga of Matt C sending pics of his 6.5'er to Prime and shooting ropes came out of nowhere. Yes it was extraordinarily gay but gayer than Bhanks relationship with P. Spaulding?  Nope. Not a chance. Hell Matt C documented proof of having 'known' a woman in the biblical sense (even if it did look like she wasn't necessarily a consenting participant) and EVEN Vince Goodrum had sex with  a female (poor girl) and then made one of the all time classic GB posts describing the step by step process of getting it on with the fairer sex to include a metaphor of eating a bowl of collard greens. So by every metric Bhank, with his repressed hatred of women and his loyalty to closet queen P. Spaulding takes the gayest cake.

Bhanks and PatrickS are leading off for 2023. That develop was discovered this year.

Rest assured sure the committee knows what they are doing brother.

You’re acting like they give out awards to fly by night posters.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2023, 04:03:45 PM »
Suggesting awards should have had alternative recipients is risky.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2023, 04:12:09 PM »
Suggesting awards should have had alternative recipients is risky.

Agreed.

The Committee doesn’t take kindly to disrespect….. BUT they are understanding to opposing, albeit incorrect, opinions.*

* I am in no way affiliated with the Committee nor it’s members nor do I speak on their behalf. Nor do my words hold any value on their future behavior and decisions. I only speak to the grace and kindness they have demonstrated in the past.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2023, 04:47:16 PM »
Great write up to all who contributed.  Hilarious read.

Congratulations to Rambone a hilarious and truly deserving winner.

Also congrats to Joswift for bodybuilder of the year.

A little disappointed I didn't see BB nominated anywhere. A very funny poster. A great combination of wit and historical knowledge of bodybuilding internet forums.

Also surprised legendary Getbigger Tommywishbone wasn't nominated for Bodybuilder of the year. Afterall he won a bodybuilding contest this year, wasn't an attention whore about it and even Bhanks had to show some respect.

For Gay of the year the sordid saga of Matt C sending pics of his 6.5'er to Prime and shooting ropes came out of nowhere. Yes it was extraordinarily gay but gayer than Bhanks relationship with P. Spaulding?  Nope. Not a chance. Hell Matt C documented proof of having 'known' a woman in the biblical sense (even if it did look like she wasn't necessarily a consenting participant) and EVEN Vince Goodrum had sex with  a female (poor girl) and then made one of the all time classic GB posts describing the step by step process of getting it on with the fairer sex to include a metaphor of eating a bowl of collard greens. So by every metric Bhank, with his repressed hatred of women and his loyalty to closet queen P. Spaulding takes the gayest cake.

Thanks, doc! Agreed. Tommywishbone is the man. Jeff is a great combo of frequent poster plus bodybuilding success. Also, don’t forget that Muscle Matters won his IFBB pro card in 2022! He was snubbed! Possible racism? Just kidding the Committee!


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #71 on: February 20, 2023, 01:08:45 AM »
Thanks, doc! Agreed. Tommywishbone is the man. Jeff is a great combo of frequent poster plus bodybuilding success. Also, don’t forget that Muscle Matters won his IFBB pro card in 2022! He was snubbed! Possible racism? Just kidding the Committee!


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Muscle matters should have won, he’s a current ifbb pro thong warrior

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #72 on: February 20, 2023, 05:58:24 AM »
The Committee™ would like to note that the omission of Mr. Wishbone from the Bodybuilding category was the result of an outdated algorithm filter that was leftover after the infamous "Wishbone Incident™"

While this would not have affected the outcome, as we stand by joswift's win, we would like to grant him a retrospective nomination.

Congrats Tommy.

For those of you wondering what The Wishbone Incident™ was, do your research - it actually began the downfall of another award winner.
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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2023, 07:55:58 AM »
Can't I get at least biggest bum of the year?

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2023, 08:44:28 AM »
Can't I get at least biggest bum of the year?

Get a hold of yourself and go to work