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2022 Getbig awards
« on: February 15, 2023, 02:08:33 PM »

Welcome to the 2022 Getbig awards. This year's awards have been delayed slightly, since 98% of 2022 consisted of bhanks' posts, subsequently followed board response. In addition, recent potential revelations around potential proof (poof?) of buttfuckery and other aspects of this nature needed focus. However, to retain the utmost purity of the awards, we cannot include these latest developments in 2022, as this occurred in '23.   So, to begin:

BACK TO BACK CHAMP ALTERT:

Worst Poster (who has never admitted sucking a dick to get message board fame):

Nominees: pamith, paMiTh, pAmItH, pamith, oak

Winner: pamith

After 2021's multitude of suck, pamith didn't skip a beat and was able to continue with his myriad of shitposts and cries for help in his drinking thread. It was brought to our attention that the legendary poster foozle used his ONE post of 2022 to address this:

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Oh look the board fucking retard just added some more retard wisdom to go with his usual fucking retard posts. Your posts are so retarded, they actually push Matt C off the spectrum. If you starred in a netflix political series starring Kevin Spacey, it would be called House of Tards. Take your tard posts and fuck the fuck off this forum, tard.

Congrats to pamith! Go fuck yourself, pamith.


GB bodybuilder of the Year: While this is mostly a political message board with a strict curling subforum, there are still those thonged warriors out there proudly defending the completely hetero practice of greasing themselves up while wearing women's underwear, to parade around in front of a bunch of dudes who judge their bodies. They deserve recognition.

Nominees: The Keto Kid, joswift, muscle matters, bhank

Winner: joswift

Impressive job by joswift winning a real NABBA event, being in fantastic shape, and showing everyone age is but a number. Even more impressive is he accomplished this only curling rubber bands and eating a few fish tacos.

Congrats joswift!

perfect segue into:

Gay of the Year:

Nominees: Vince G CSN MFT, Matt C, Abraham G, OneMoreRep, P Spaulding, affeman

Winner: Matt C beats out an impressive list of gay, due to ACTUALLY SENDING COCK VIDEO ACROSS INTERNATIONAL LINES TO PRIME. We will be discussing changing this year's award to Gay of The Century.

Congrats Matt C. You fag.


Newcomer of the Year:

Nominees: Mohammed Omari

Winner: Mohammed Omari

Mohammed Omari wins over an admittedly thin field, proving that quality over quantity counts, and a scant 206 posts a year can win awards if they produce gold

Congrats Mohammed Omari!


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Nominees: Oak, Fallsview, Wayne Tracker, pamith

Winner: Fallsview

Set your VPNs for Niagara and let's go.........start a shit thread. Like him or hate him, ....... well, let's face it, you all hate him, ballspew takes(and likely eats) the cake here. Played out tired gimmick so desperate for attention he now spends most of his time attacking the mods in his trademark unoriginal fashion. You may not have noticed since most of his threads set digital speed records for how quickly they move off the G&O.

Congrats Fallsview! Not really, though.


bhank Adversary of the Year:

Nominees: joswift, SoulCrusher, webstar, Krankenstein, bhanks, wes

Winner: Krankenstein

All nominees have put in serious effort, with Soulcrusher putting on a late season push for the title. At the end of the day, Krank's video proof of showing his actual ability to count to 15 separated him from the pack.

Congrats Krankenstein!


Worst title defense of the year:

Nominees: Taffin, henda

Winner: Taffin

Taffin takes the cake here due to the fact that Henda was concentrating on just being alive for half the year. While this is no excuse, it's more evidence than we have for Taffin, who has just vanished. If Taffin is indeed dead, it won't matter, because he still could have made an effort - welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.

Congrats Taffin!

Poster of the Year:

Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat

Winner: RAMBONE!!!!

While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong.  An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.


Congrats to all 2022 Getbig winners and nominees.

The Committee™


Miscellaneous:

Trend of the year:  Strict Curl.  Face it - you all tried it.

Posters who belong in the same category, just not sure which:  Gymrat, Cook, Hazbin

Best Pet Board post:  Wait, we have a Pet Board?

Foozle's choice award:  Sobchak wins with continued excellence, all other past nominees posted like 5 times.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2023, 02:13:22 PM »
well written, gave me a laugh  ;D

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2023, 02:15:20 PM »
Congrats to Rambone!

Please accept this custom made Golden Thong avatar on behalf of The Committee™

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2023, 02:41:48 PM »
Haha great write up as usual OMR and thank you for accounting for unexpected bouts of ill health with my poor effort to defend my award and I agree it’s no excuse haha

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2023, 02:46:02 PM »
I get the humor. I also get the snub.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2023, 02:47:56 PM »
Congratulations to all the champions.

An honor to post among such decorated men.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2023, 03:03:23 PM »
Haha great write up as usual OMR and thank you for accounting for unexpected bouts of ill health with my poor effort to defend my award and I agree it’s no excuse haha

Oh no, please, I can not accept credit for this masterpiece.

This was put together by a multitude of members that constitute what's known around these parts as the Committee™.

I played a very, very little hand in all of this. I added 1-2 things, but frankly this was worked on for many months. It was edited numerous times and things that many of us added were at times removed at the 11th hour given overwhelming votes against suggestions (really, a time-consuming endeavor).

That said, I am happy you enjoyed it.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2023, 03:27:00 PM »
So I got nothing. Does that mean I own everything?

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2023, 03:58:24 PM »
This was excellente'!  Thank you, OMR!

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2023, 03:59:26 PM »
How the hell does King Shizzo, not own any trophies? It's a travesty, an inside job.

It's a secret society. I don't care about your society  l, just want my just reward/s.


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2023, 04:03:18 PM »
Who is "king" shizzo ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2023, 04:09:22 PM »
Who is "king" shizzo ???
I don't know, someone who's been mixiing it up on this board for 20 years, and other boards on the behalf  of Getbig.

Who is chaos, compared to King Shizzo?

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2023, 05:26:29 PM »
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Poster of the Year:

Nominees: ironnat, robcguns, joswift, bhanks, rambone, Dave D, skeletor, wes, soulcrusher, Gymrat

Winner: RAMBONE!!!!

While all posters nominated are deserving of the title, it is Rambone who will be donning the golden thong.  An all around great poster, setting standards for consistency.


Holy shit! I can’t believe I was chosen. Especially after never being asked for a single G4P favor by any members of The Committee™ this year.  Of course I was ready, willing and able, but that is now a moot point. I promise to be a proud ambassador of the Golden Thong/Getbig, and believe all nominees would’ve made worthy champions……unlike Taffin (who we all miss very much (nh))

Thank you, The Committee™!

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2023, 05:32:45 PM »
Congrats to Rambone!

Please accept this custom made Golden Thong avatar on behalf of The Committee™





Thank you thank you! Wow, it fits even better than my Dugdale-approved, premier cut Jagware posers!

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2023, 06:25:07 PM »
Last year being nominated for underrated poster was the highlight of my year (and I had a phenomenal year).

This year being nominated for poster of the year has made me realize how far the board has fallen. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still an incredible honor but it’s like picking between Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton, and I can’t help but thinking having my name associated with this award takes some of the shine off of what Rambone has accomplished.

Stellar year by  Rambone, Krank, Matt G(ay),UkJeff, Webstar, Soul, Wes, Rob, Ironat, Keto, MM, Mo, Wayne, SF1900, all 7 of the Kwons, Illuminate, and Howard.

congratulations everyone!


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2023, 10:17:32 PM »
Congrats to Rambone and joswift.

Well deserved.

I hope Taffy is splitting sheets and clapping cheeks, wherever he is.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2023, 02:33:38 AM »
Congrats everyone, it was an honor just to be nominated. Rambone I am very jealous of that thong award, you lucky son of a bitch.

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2023, 02:47:35 AM »
Hahaha thank you fellas. I’m rocking this thing at the Olympia expo in Orlando this year (nh)

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2023, 03:36:38 AM »
Oh no, please, I can not accept credit for this masterpiece.

This was put together by a multitude of members that constitute what's known around these parts as the Committee™.

I played a very, very little hand in all of this. I added 1-2 things, but frankly this was worked on for many months. It was edited numerous times and things that many of us added were at times removed at the 11th hour given overwhelming votes against suggestions (really, a time-consuming endeavor).

That said, I am happy you enjoyed it.

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Was there any discussion of who was the best poster named Wes this year?

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2023, 04:25:36 AM »
To all the esteemed winners, the Committee, presenter OMR, and with a particular congratulations to Rambone:

Well done!


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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2023, 05:44:51 AM »
Was there any discussion of who was the best poster named Wes this year?

There was, however we didn't want another back to back champ to dilute pamith's accomplishment.

We were going to make that a lifetime achievement award for Wes, but we'd have to upgrade the servers to accommodate his date range.
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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2023, 05:48:37 AM »
There was, however we didn't want another back to back champ to dilute pamith's accomplishment.

We were going to make that a lifetime achievement award for Wes, but we'd have to upgrade the servers to accommodate his date range.

I have to do better. 

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2023, 05:58:33 AM »
I have to do better.

You were close on a few awards.
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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2023, 07:12:30 AM »
Congrats

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Re: 2022 Getbig awards
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2023, 08:04:54 AM »
Checks lists of awards....