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Some old lady got smoked by an alligator the other day in Florida. :o
We need to find the full video of this.
Inside Edition has it and keeps stopping it just before the attack.
It was going for her dog, but she pulled away the dog, and he turned his attention to her.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/moments-before-fatal-florida-gator-attack-85-year-old-woman-caught-video (https://www.foxnews.com/us/moments-before-fatal-florida-gator-attack-85-year-old-woman-caught-video)
Some other old lady saw it and called 911.
It looks like it is some sort of retirement village.
Click the link.
Fox News has the audio of the other lady who saw it happen.
I'm guessing the camera catching it must be the place's security system.
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NY Post article:
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/ (https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/)
They caught the alligator and killed it.
Too many of these things running around Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana and Georgia.
Need to rein in these numbers.
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I typed in “full v” into Google and it already filled out “full video of alligator attack in Florida” :D
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Post it, brother. :o
Or put up the url. 8)
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Once again, she relaxed
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Every site that says it is the full video is just the Inside Edition video. ::)
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Gator was probably after the dog and the old broad got in the way.
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Gator was probably after the dog and the old broad got in the way.
That's exactly what happened.
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Used to have a pet gator and croc always wanted to wrestle one.
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she went doing what she loved...
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Is anyone here on Telegram?
The full video is supposedly there.
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I have been in Florida a few times and I don't go near the water. I don't want to see this. I head the 911 call for the poor woman who had her face and arm destroyed by a chimpanzee and had nightmares for a long time so please don't put that here.
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I have been in Florida a few times and I don't go near the water. I don't want to see this. I head the 911 call for the poor woman who had her face and arm destroyed by a chimpanzee and had nightmares for a long time so please don't put that here.
any psycologist will tell you to watch things like that to desensitize yourself
Its like the "offended" youth of today, the cure isnt safe spaces its being exposed to more offensive things that they need
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any psycologist will tell you to watch things like that to desensitize yourself
Its like the "offended" youth of today, the cure isnt safe spaces its being exposed to more offensive things that they need
I don’t want to be desensitized to that type of crap.
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I don’t want to be desensitized to that type of crap.
Your life would be so much easier if it were and you would be a more productive member of society.
In your current state you wouldnt be much help in a crisis.
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NY Post article:
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/ (https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/)
They caught the alligator and killed it.
Too many of these things running around Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana and Georgia.
Need to rein in these numbers.
2 million gators alone in Louisiana !!!!
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2 million gators alone in Louisiana !!!!
Isnt there a gator dating app they can use?
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2 million gators alone in Louisiana !!!!
Crazy!
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I once brought this chick from Mass. to Port St. Lucie Fl, when I lived there......she kept fucking with this gator on Club Meds golf course.....I warned her, but nothing happened,luckily for her cuz her ass was on her own ;D .....she was close to it while it was in the water but not yours truly.
They can run for for a short burst at 35 MPH but can`t last long....the best way to get away from one is to zig zag while running.
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Caught and killed.
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I was in a bar down there and they had a stuffed 30 footer hanging from the ceiling......fucking thing was a monster.
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Grandma got run over by a
reindeer gator!! :D
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That's exactly what happened.
Granny death fetish detected
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Years ago I lived in an apartment complex in FL.
The week after I moved out I was still on their calling list for emergencies.
That Friday I got a call telling everyone to stay away from the lake.
I later found out that a woman’s dog was eaten as she walked it.
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Granny has to toughen up she wants to live in Florida!
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I don’t want to be desensitized to that type of crap.
It's just nature dude
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Your life would be so much easier if it were and you would be a more productive member of society.
In your current state you wouldnt be much help in a crisis.
I’m plenty productive and am a quick thinker under pressure. Watching real life gore wouldn’t help that situation. I’m sure I could compartmentalize if there was a crisis though.
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Ban Alligators
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she went doing what she loved...
For Lent...
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but what would Bhanks do?
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Granny has to toughen up she wants to live in Florida!
Hahaha!
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Two redneck fucks in a bar down there threatened to throw me to the 5 foot gator in back of the bar once......they were disappointed.
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but what would Bhanks do?
And would he do it out love or spite?
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And would he do it out love or spite?
He wouldn`t do it at all because he gave up his world famous takedown and wrestling skills for Lent. :D
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It's rule #1 living in places with gators. Do not walk your dog near the waters edge.
I've become pussified as I've grown older. No going out to the ocean more than knee deep, absolutely no lakes, canals, or rivers.
They built pools for a reason. Remember that story from the early 1900's in NJ, where a bullshark went on a killing spree, in a river.
Killed 3-4 people in a few days. Fuck that.
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Also, evolution is very slow. Gators and Crocs might have a slight more liking to humans, because they can hunt on land too.
Imagine if sharks, Gators, and Crocs really started seeing humans as a food source....we wouldn't have a chance.
Remember that movie Ghosts In The Darkness, withe Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas.
It was about a pair of rogue lions that killed 30-40 people, while they were building a railroad in Africa. Actively hunting them. People would here screams in the night as, they got dragged of and eaten.
We have the power over them with weapons. But we've seen bears get more aggressive, mountain lions.
With time these animals are saying to themselves "why aren't these things on the menu more?"
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They attack us because we treat them like shit.
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They attack us because we treat them like shit.
You may have a point, as they have probably been raised for thousands of years, that those things can hurt/kill you. With all of the hunters out there.
Although, they will eat your ass, so humans can't taste that bad to them.
I just love the tree-hugging morons that try to live with tigers, lions, and bears. Sure, they will act like your best friend, until they aren't, and your severely mauled or dead. And I think some attacks get a bad rap. Let's say you raise tiger from a cub. It's basically a housecat for awhile. So it playfully swipes at you when it's a baby, the it becomes a teenager or full grown. Then those playful swipes can rip your face off. With some of the time, its not an actual attack on the person, but the cat playing around, not knowing it's true power. It thinks it good Ole fooling around.
Try that with a bear too. A chimpanzee will rip your face off.
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Look for the old TV show "When Animals Attack"....possibly on YT.
Two incidents that I distinctly remember is trained bear whose owner had him for decades and always hit with a dowel type stick when he ordered him to perform his tricks in an act that he put on for peoples amusement....well one day the bear said fuck this and tore that guys ass up. ;D
Another was an idiot hunter who sprayed eert piss on his body to attract female deer.....this worked quite well ass a big male deer attacked him and used his hooves to fuck this idiot up bigtime....I believe that is DEFINITELY online.
Then there was the mistreated elephants who finally had enough and ran amuck through some city ragdolling people.
And finally the chimp thst ripped thst old bags face clean iff. ;D
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Look for the old TV show "When Animals Attack"....possibly on YT.
Two incidents that I distinctly remember is trained bear whose owner had him for decades and always hit with a dowel type stick when he ordered him to perform his tricks in an act that he put on for peoples amusement....well one day the bear said fuck this and tore that guys ass up. ;D
Another was an idiot hunter who sprayed eert piss on his body to attract female deer.....this worked quite well ass a big male deer attacked him and used his hooves to fuck this idiot up bigtime....I believe that is DEFINITELY online.
Then there was the mistreated elephants who finally had enough and ran amuck through some city ragdolling people.
And finally the chimp thst ripped thst old bags face clean iff. ;D
So that's why you stick to fish... ;D
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2 million gators alone in Louisiana !!!!
Keep kids and small pets at home. They shy away adults. The dog was the prey, not the old lady. We went crawfishing and crabbing for years right on shoreline, not one incident, all adult males. Instinct to avoid humans.
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Keep kids and small pets at home. They shy away adults. The dog was the prey, not the old lady. We went crawfishing and crabbing for years right on shoreline, not one incident, all adult males. Instinct to avoid humans.
It seems like the nature of a predator to back off prey of similar size. A pride of lions is a different story, because they hunt with numbers, same with hyenas etc....
Do you know what I think of as an underrated predator?
Fucking piranhas. They will pick your bones clean in minutes. It's scary to think of how much of that you would feel until you die.
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Gator attacks aren't all bad. :D
https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3858476
and this one is even better
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matthew-riggins-pond-alligator-cops_n_5666b28ae4b08e945ff0c750
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Gator attacks aren't all bad. :D
https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3858476
and this one is even better
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matthew-riggins-pond-alligator-cops_n_5666b28ae4b08e945ff0c750
I grew up Louisiana. I don't know what the hell is going on in Florida. My father had a Colt revolver (used by officers in the 90s?) and never used it when we were in bayous and swamps. He did use it on a couple rats the size of small cats.
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I’m plenty productive and am a quick thinker under pressure. Watching real life gore wouldn’t help that situation. I’m sure I could compartmentalize if there was a crisis though.
better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener on the battlefield
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I grew up Louisiana. I don't know what the hell is going on in Florida. My father had a Colt revolver (used by officers in the 90s?) and never used it when we were in bayous and swamps. He did use it on a couple rats the size of small cats.
Trust me Louisiana is just as bad. Actually, you are probably right. In Florida, these people get attacked at the shorelines, literally right next to their backyard. In Louisiana, they are using boats, and actively hunting for them.
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In Louisiana, they are using boats, and actively hunting for them.
True.
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Trust me Louisiana is just as bad. Actually, you are probably right. In Florida, these people get attacked at the shorelines, literally right next to their backyard. In Louisiana, they are using boats, and actively hunting for them.
In Florida it's said that if you want waterfront property simply dig a hole in your backyard.
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NY Post article:
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/ (https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/terrifying-video-shows-alligator-snatching-florida-woman/)
They caught the alligator and killed it.
Too many of these things running around Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana and Georgia.
Need to rein in these numbers.
Totally agree. Way too many old people in Florida. More alligators needed.
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So that's why you stick to fish... ;D
:D
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I read an article years back where a huge gator was terrorizing a Fla. neighborhood.
When they finally captured and killed him the contents of his stomach contained a few license plates and many many dog and cat collars and leashes among other things of course......also found was an orange wig initialed M.O
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Granny got killed and in doing so got the gator killed. How dare she tease and dangle that delicious dog in front of him. PIP Gary
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I read an article years back where a huge gator was terrorizing a Fla. neighborhood.
When they finally captured and killed him the contents of his stomach contained a few license plates and many many dog and cat collars and leashes among other things of course......also found was an orange wig initialed M.O
General Mo?
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this alligator ain't got nothing on Gustav the croc. over 300 kills and might still be around.
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General Mo?
Mike O`Hearn :D
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Horrible story but everything considered it’s pretty amazing this lady made it to 85 years old.
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Horrible story but everything considered it’s pretty amazing this lady made it to 85 years old.
The irony = tough old bag gets eaten by a future gator skin/leather bag.
The gator had it in the bag from round one until they bagged the beast.
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General Mo?
General Monica Brandt
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGvrS0SVYAIo_sW.jpg)
Her events are always catered by Arby’s for some reason
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this alligator ain't got nothing on Gustav the croc. over 300 kills and might still be around.
He hasn't been seen in quite a while now. I watched a show on discovery about him years ago and one thing that stood out is that the army had many chances to kill him. He would be spotted sunning on a bank as their boats went by or spotted overhead. They could have easily killed him with an RPG or other high powered methods. Instead they left him alive because it was a convenient excuse when they had to snatch people from their villages without raising an alarm. They just let the people assume Gustav took them.
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Would love to throw a few getbiggers to feed the gators
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Would love to throw a few getbiggers to feed the gators
Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!
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Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!
Give us ten names!
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Give us ten names!
LOL!! Blast from the past!
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You live your life as best as you can and you end up gator shit.
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Part of my workout playlist. Now all I think of is granny
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Give us ten names!
LNM is first in line for the gators to dine. Fucking worthless cuckoldshill. He's more Chumley than man, really.
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LNM is first in line for the gators to dine. Fucking worthless cuckoldshill. He's more Chumley than man, really.
I’m throwing in bhanky, Tbombz aids infested ass, and that worthless pile of blubber shitzo
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LNM is first in line for the gators to dine. Fucking worthless cuckoldshill. He's more Chumley than man, really.
Awww poor baby. All triggered up and no IQ high enough to really generate a witty or original comeback/insult.
Will they let you have the window seat tomorrow so you can look out and see the realllll world that you are not really a part of? Will your family interact with you, or just put you in a new Depend and park you on the internet again?
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Did an alligator break into your car and devour you?
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Alligator attacks and kills woman who was walking her dog in South Carolina
A woman who was walking her dog was killed in an alligator attack in South Carolina Tuesday morning, authorities said, marking the second fatal gator attack in the county in less than a year.
According to the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office, deputies responded at about 9:30 Tuesday morning to a report of a possible alligator attack near a lagoon bordering a golf course in the Spanish Wells community on Hilton Head Island. A 69-year-old resident of the community was located at the edge of the lagoon and appeared to be unresponsive, officials said.
"Rescue efforts were made and an alligator appeared and was guarding the woman, interrupting emergency efforts," the sheriff's office said. "The gator was safely removed from the area and the woman's body was recovered."
Deputies determined that the woman was walking her dog earlier in morning when she was attacked by the alligator. Officials did not say if the dog was injured.
The Beaufort County Coroner's Office will perform an autopsy on the woman.
In a tweet, the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources said its "biologists and officers are responding" to the incident.
The incident comes less than a year after another woman was fatally attacked by an alligator in Beaufort County. On August 15 last year, an 88-year-old Sun City woman was killed by an alligator at a lagoon near her home.
Fatal alligator attacks in South Carolina had never been reported until recent years.
In 2020, deputies shot and killed an alligator that fatally attacked a 58-year-old woman on Kiawah Island, South Carolina.
In 2019, a man was found dead on Kiawah Island with what authorities believed to be alligator bite marks but it was unclear how the man initially died.
In 2016, a 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed by a gator, while a 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.
Prior to those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person fatally attacked by an alligator.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alligator-kills-woman-walking-her-dog-hilton-head-south-carolina/
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Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!
Oak, Automation
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Prior to those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person fatally attacked by an alligator.
no one had a pen....
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Oak, Automation
AI generated Oak!?
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Some years ago a child playing near the water at tbe Floridian Resort in Disney World was grabbed and killed by a gator.
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I was down in Hilton Head and rode my bike past a lagoon.
Some woman was down at the waters edge with her kids playing in the water.
I stopped and told her there were gators in the water.
She says "Oh, it's ok."
Dumb.
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So then...Let me see if I get this right...The "authorities" immediately hunted down and shot and killed the alligator for killing one old white woman?
St. Louis. Detroit. Los Angeles. Chicago. San Francisco...
I've been in Florida. One time I was near one of the many Floridian waterways and was warned to stand clear because of alligators and my being handicapable I would not be able to move fast enough to remotely look like I could survive a 'gator attack.
There was however a large feral cat just sitting there by the water's edge. They said it would regularly slap the shit out of the alligators and easily elude them.
The moral of both cautionary tales?
Even a pussy can bitch slap a 'gator. So how come Law Enfarcment the authorities can't take care of bidness in the aforementioned cities? Answer? 'gators ain't on the Endangered Feces Act.
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I once brought this chick from Mass. to Port St. Lucie Fl, when I lived there......she kept fucking with this gator on Club Meds golf course.....I warned her, but nothing happened,luckily for her cuz her ass was on her own ;D .....she was close to it while it was in the water but not yours truly.
They can run for for a short burst at 35 MPH but can`t last long....the best way to get away from one is to zig zag while running.
I thought you had to flip them upside down and rub their belly?
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I was in a bar down there and they had a stuffed 30 footer hanging from the ceiling......fucking thing was a monster.
Damn near twice the size of any officially measured alligator in Florida..
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Damn near twice the size of any officially measured alligator in Florida..
Alligators are just like bodybuilders measuring their arms and dick measurers lie about their size.
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Alligators just like bodybuilders measuring their arms and dick measurers lie about their size.
:)
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Damn near twice the size of any officially measured alligator in Florida..
Lmfao.
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Horrible story but everything considered it’s pretty amazing this lady made it to 85 years old.
Kind of agree. As a person who had dogs I would risk my life for, I would NOT walk my dog near a body of water in Florida. Hell I live in Florida, had a Yorkie and made a point of staying 50' from any significant water while walking her. I just didn't want to find out the hard way I valued my own life more than hers, or visa versa :)
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Kind of agree. As a person who had dogs I would risk my life for, I would NOT walk my dog near a body of water in Florida. Hell I live in Florida, had a Yorkie and made a point of staying 50' from any significant water while walking her. I just didn't want to find out the hard way I valued my own life more than hers, or visa versa :)
What a sissy you are detective. First of all, Yorkies are for old women and queers (of which you are the latter). You wouldn’t take on a 6 foot alligator for your animal? Cowardly too.
I’d say you were laughed at in the interview room.
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I once brought this chick from Mass. to Port St. Lucie Fl, when I lived there......she kept fucking with this gator on Club Meds golf course.....I warned her, but nothing happened,luckily for her cuz her ass was on her own ;D .....she was close to it while it was in the water but not yours truly.
They can run for for a short burst at 35 MPH but can`t last long....the best way to get away from one is to zig zag while running.
I thought you had to flip them upside down and rub their belly?
Chicks from Massachusetts..?
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Damn near twice the size of any officially measured alligator in Florida..
I wasn`t lying,just not that great at estimating size,that`s Bevos job. :)
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I can think of many ways of death I would choose way before getting eaten by a fucking alligator.Like Richard Pryor said I would be in that long Mf-ing line.
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So then...Let me see if I get this right...The "authorities" immediately hunted down and shot and killed the alligator for killing one old white woman?
St. Louis. Detroit. Los Angeles. Chicago. San Francisco...
I've been in Florida. One time I was near one of the many Floridian waterways and was warned to stand clear because of alligators and my being handicapable I would not be able to move fast enough to remotely look like I could survive a 'gator attack.
There was however a large feral cat just sitting there by the water's edge. They said it would regularly slap the shit out of the alligators and easily elude them.
The moral of both cautionary tales?
Even a pussy can bitch slap a 'gator. So how come Law Enfarcment the authorities can't take care of bidness in the aforementioned cities? Answer? 'gators ain't on the Endangered Feces Act.
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but what would Bhanks do?
Bianca can easily rag doll 30ft+ Alligators & has done so in Mexican prisons
His stare is enough for them to know not to go near him.....
Then he woke up. ;D
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I can think of many ways of death I would choose way before getting eaten by a fucking alligator.Like Richard Pryor said I would be in that long Mf-ing line.
It’s very rare you’ll encounter an alligator big enough who will try to kill you unless you’re small framed like bhanks
crocodiles on the other hand have been known to stalk and time preys drinking/bathing times down at the local pond. Them fuckers kill you on sight whether they’re hungry or not. They don’t care. Much more dangerous than sharks
Gustave may have eaten 300+
Who knows how accurate this is but during their civil war they think he got a taste for human meat as they dumped corpses and probably live people into him
Rumour has it he’s not been seen in 10 years and probably made into boots and jackets for a Russian oligarch