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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2023, 09:19:41 AM »
I read an article years back where a huge gator was terrorizing a Fla. neighborhood.

When they finally captured and killed him the contents of his stomach contained a few license plates and many many dog and cat collars and leashes among other things of course......also found was an orange wig initialed M.O

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2023, 09:20:56 AM »
Granny got killed and in doing so got the gator killed. How dare she tease and dangle that delicious dog in front of him. PIP Gary

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2023, 09:21:14 AM »
I read an article years back where a huge gator was terrorizing a Fla. neighborhood.

When they finally captured and killed him the contents of his stomach contained a few license plates and many many dog and cat collars and leashes among other things of course......also found was an orange wig initialed M.O
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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2023, 09:30:07 AM »
 
   this alligator ain't got nothing on Gustav the croc. over 300 kills and might still be around.
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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2023, 09:34:05 AM »

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #55 on: February 26, 2023, 09:34:52 AM »
Horrible story but everything considered it’s pretty amazing this lady made it to 85 years old.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #56 on: February 26, 2023, 09:38:35 AM »
Horrible story but everything considered it’s pretty amazing this lady made it to 85 years old.
The irony = tough old bag gets eaten by a future gator skin/leather bag.

The gator had it in the bag from round one until they bagged the beast.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #57 on: February 26, 2023, 10:04:00 AM »
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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2023, 10:50:34 AM »
 
   this alligator ain't got nothing on Gustav the croc. over 300 kills and might still be around.

He hasn't been seen in quite a while now.  I watched a show on discovery about him years ago and one thing that stood out is that the army had many chances to kill him.  He would be spotted sunning on a bank as their boats went by or spotted overhead.  They could have easily killed him with an RPG or other high powered methods.  Instead they left him alive because it was a convenient excuse when they had to snatch people from their villages without raising an alarm.  They just let the people assume Gustav took them.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #59 on: February 26, 2023, 10:53:14 AM »
Would love to throw a few getbiggers to feed the gators

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2023, 11:20:21 AM »
Would love to throw a few getbiggers to feed the gators

Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2023, 04:43:01 PM »
Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2023, 05:06:21 PM »
Give us ten names!

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2023, 05:13:19 PM »
You live your life as best as you can and you end up gator shit.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2023, 05:15:21 PM »


Part of my workout playlist. Now all I think of is granny

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2023, 05:17:27 PM »
Give us ten names!

LNM is first in line for the gators to dine.  Fucking worthless cuckoldshill.  He's more Chumley than man, really.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2023, 05:19:01 PM »
LNM is first in line for the gators to dine.  Fucking worthless cuckoldshill.  He's more Chumley than man, really.


I’m throwing in bhanky, Tbombz aids infested ass, and that worthless pile of blubber shitzo

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2023, 05:29:22 PM »
LNM is first in line for the gators to dine.  Fucking worthless cuckoldshill.  He's more Chumley than man, really.

Awww poor baby.  All triggered up and no IQ high enough to really generate a witty or original comeback/insult.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2023, 12:57:28 PM »
Did an alligator break into your car and devour you?

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2023, 12:47:30 PM »
Alligator attacks and kills woman who was walking her dog in South Carolina

A woman who was walking her dog was killed in an alligator attack in South Carolina Tuesday morning, authorities said, marking the second fatal gator attack in the county in less than a year.

According to the Beaufort County Sheriff's Office, deputies responded at about 9:30 Tuesday morning to a report of a possible alligator attack near a lagoon bordering a golf course in the Spanish Wells community on Hilton Head Island. A 69-year-old resident of the community was located at the edge of the lagoon and appeared to be unresponsive, officials said.

"Rescue efforts were made and an alligator appeared and was guarding the woman, interrupting emergency efforts," the sheriff's office said. "The gator was safely removed from the area and the woman's body was recovered."

Deputies determined that the woman was walking her dog earlier in morning when she was attacked by the alligator. Officials did not say if the dog was injured.

The Beaufort County Coroner's Office will perform an autopsy on the woman.

In a tweet, the South Carolina Department of Natural  Resources said its "biologists and officers are responding" to the incident.

The incident comes less than a year after another woman was fatally attacked by an alligator in Beaufort County. On August 15 last year, an 88-year-old Sun City woman was killed by an alligator at a lagoon near her home.

Fatal alligator attacks in South Carolina had never been reported until recent years.

In 2020, deputies shot and killed an alligator that fatally attacked a 58-year-old woman on Kiawah Island, South Carolina.

In 2019, a man was found dead on Kiawah Island with what authorities believed to be alligator bite marks but it was unclear how the man initially died.

In 2016, a 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed by a gator, while a 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.

Prior to those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person fatally attacked by an alligator.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alligator-kills-woman-walking-her-dog-hilton-head-south-carolina/

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #70 on: July 04, 2023, 02:13:30 PM »
Name these useless, small-cocked individuals!

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #71 on: July 04, 2023, 02:19:41 PM »

Prior to those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person fatally attacked by an alligator.



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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #72 on: July 04, 2023, 02:38:26 PM »
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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #73 on: July 04, 2023, 02:58:09 PM »
Some years ago a child playing near the water at tbe Floridian Resort in Disney World was grabbed and killed by a gator.

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Re: 85 Year Old Lady Got Smoked by an Alligator in Florida
« Reply #74 on: July 04, 2023, 03:01:04 PM »
I was down in Hilton Head and rode my bike past a lagoon.

Some woman was down at the waters edge with her kids playing in the water.

I stopped and told her there were gators in the water. 

She says "Oh, it's ok."

Dumb.