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Title: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 09:55:49 AM
Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Kwon on September 01, 2023, 10:03:34 AM
Did you get the job Hank?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Gym Rat on September 01, 2023, 10:06:35 AM
I would answer:

1. Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt. (I climb one now with my massive 25 lb. caulk, so yes).

2. Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently? (Please see question 1).
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: residue on September 01, 2023, 10:08:06 AM
Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.


Did you tell them about your knees? That should disqualify you for the job
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: njflex on September 01, 2023, 10:09:10 AM
Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.
TELL THEM YOU WON A DEADLIFT CHALLENGE ON A PRESTIGOUS BBING WEBSITE BEATING A POSTER NAMED 'WES'
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Cook on September 01, 2023, 10:46:30 AM
He said let me tell you about my strict curl
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 10:50:08 AM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: joswift on September 01, 2023, 10:50:58 AM

Did you tell them about your knees? That should disqualify you for the job

Yep, his list of ailments would make him unsitable for almost any job

Why would anyone employ someone who is likely to spend three quarters of the year off sick.
PS, the job offer is another lie to feed his ego
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: BB on September 01, 2023, 10:54:13 AM
as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Big BHank going to be  installing cable?

That's what's up!
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 10:58:08 AM
Yep, his list of ailments would make him unsitable for almost any job

Why would anyone employ someone who is likely to spend three quarters of the year off sick.
PS, the job offer is another lie to feed his ego

If I was going to make up a job offer to feed my ego don't you think it would be a better job? I didn't even apply for it they contacted me. I think they would probably take any live body that passes the preemployment screening. I didn't even know what the job was when I accepted the phone interview.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 11:02:52 AM
Big BHank going to be  installing cable?

That's what's up!

Doubtful but I thought it was a funny question. I mean I usually get interviewed for accounting jobs. No one has ever asked me before how much I can lift in a job interview.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Mohammed Omari on September 01, 2023, 11:14:35 AM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Yeah, so in other words you're absolutely fucked, lololol. Make sure to tell them that all those charges are now expunged and MDMA is nasty shit.

(https://media.tenor.com/XQ8QBJ5iaJwAAAAC/planet-of-the-apes-charlton-heston.gif)
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Skeletor on September 01, 2023, 11:26:22 AM
Doubtful but I thought it was a funny question. I mean I usually get interviewed for accounting jobs. No one has ever asked me before how much I can lift in a job interview.

Because you don't look like you lift.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Dalnet on September 01, 2023, 11:28:17 AM
Plot twist. You were headhunted and interviewed by a getbigger
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: oldtimer1 on September 01, 2023, 11:34:53 AM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Not sure you want the job because of the drug test and back ground check?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: wes on September 01, 2023, 12:07:30 PM
Did you tell them you have a 15 19 inch neck?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Kwon on September 01, 2023, 12:14:06 PM
Was it Primemuscle that interviewed you?


Or Maybe it was Purple Aki?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Titus Pullo on September 01, 2023, 12:37:09 PM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate.

Are you being sarcastic here?

Of course they didn't ask for clarification :roll:   Those jokers probably don't even know what a deadlift is!

It's weird that you would bullshit them like that, though.  You couldn't pull 500 off the ground unless you were standing on the Moon's surface at the time. 
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: joswift on September 01, 2023, 01:21:14 PM
Are you being sarcastic here?

Of course they didn't ask for clarification :roll:   Those jokers probably don't even know what a deadlift is!

It's weird that you would bullshit them like that, though.  You couldn't pull 500 off the ground unless you were standing on the Moon's surface at the time.

hes made the whole thing up

 ::)
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: 38 returns on September 01, 2023, 01:29:24 PM
of course he has made it up

along with


his fighting in 5 schools none of which he can name

the serial. killers he scared whose name escapes him

the 280lb future american pro footballer he wrassled to a draw

his watch collection

his injuries

his organ failure

his site injections

his SCN nonsense

his army career 'waivers'

his MMA fights

the list goes on and on

Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Dave D on September 01, 2023, 01:30:00 PM
Bhanks is installing direct tv?

What happened to your other job?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: joswift on September 01, 2023, 01:30:32 PM
Bhanks is installing direct tv?

What happened to your other job?
he cant go up a ladder,,,,,
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Dave D on September 01, 2023, 02:00:12 PM
he cant go up a ladder,,,,,

Poor guy had it all. He was at a high level position that required special government clearance and has a wife who could run for senate in North Carolina.

Today he’s taking in orphans to help offset his housing costs and entertaining any job interview that comes along just to have human interaction.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Skeletor on September 01, 2023, 02:02:25 PM
Bhanks is installing direct tv?

What happened to your other job?

.

Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Hulkotron on September 01, 2023, 02:13:53 PM
What happened to the government financial data analyst contract with top-secret clearance?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Sandrock on September 01, 2023, 02:34:05 PM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

You trollin bastard
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 01, 2023, 02:48:50 PM
Congratulations on the new job bhank.

"1"
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 01, 2023, 02:54:15 PM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Fuck off with your bullshit.

Take your $18.00/Hour call center job and go raise someone else’s kids.

Dickless fucking cuckhold.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: webstar on September 01, 2023, 03:44:49 PM
Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.

Odd, people don't find resumes.. Recruiters reach out to you on LinkedIn.

Your resume, is obviously posted on a job board like Glass door as you are out of work, yet again.

fuck off with your lying bullshit.. just like the jumbotron asked you to flex on camera.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: 38 returns on September 01, 2023, 03:47:46 PM
Odd, people don't find resumes.. Recruiters reach out to you on LinkedIn.

Your resume, is obviously posted on a job board like Glass door as you are out of work, yet again.

fuck off with your lying bullshit.. just like the jumbotron asked you to flex on camera.


when they asked brian

'name something heavy you lifted recently?"

I take it you answered 'the weight of shitting out of a bb competition and cheating my way into SCN weighed heavily. the corpse of my ex however didnt faze me'.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 01, 2023, 03:50:08 PM

when they asked brian

'name something heavy you lifted recently?"

I take it you answered 'the weight of shitting out of a bb competition and cheating my way into SCN weighed heavily. the corpse of my ex however didnt faze me'.

Josh Rehaluk probably borrowed $100 off of a Getbigger, bought a prepaid phone and called Brian Wood Hankins from his mommy’s basement.

Two pathetic peas in a pod.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: chaos on September 01, 2023, 04:11:38 PM
I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.
Those air conditioners aren't going to service themselves.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: delon on September 01, 2023, 04:16:40 PM
What happened to the government financial data analyst contract with top-secret clearance?

Hmm, bhank used to start the 'working day' at 7am/8am local time like clockwork with a posting frenzy. Even allowing for post-Hernia trauma, this rigorous routine seems to have lapsed to some degree in recent times



Great quote said without apparent irony:

If I was not working I would not be at a computer at 8am posting you ducking moron


Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: BigRo on September 01, 2023, 04:29:57 PM
Drug testing, no wonder you don't want the job.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: deadz on September 01, 2023, 04:31:11 PM
Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.
Fired from your last job already :-\
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 05:03:00 PM
Drug testing, no wonder you don't want the job.

I didn't apply the pay isn't great and it's not what I do
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: bhank on September 01, 2023, 05:04:45 PM
Those air conditioners aren't going to service themselves.

Honestly the HVAC guys make good money people actually takes classes and training in HVAC. Hell UPS drivers are getting 140k now. I would definitely deliver packages for that. Some trade jobs pay well.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/tips/ill-make-140k-driving-for-ups-this-year-we-deserve-this-pay-its-not-an-easy-job/ar-AA1fNLD9
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Tapeworm on September 01, 2023, 05:08:44 PM
I drywall everyday. Who carries 25 pounds of tools?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: SF1900 on September 01, 2023, 05:18:55 PM
Honestly the HVAC guys make good money people actually takes classes and training in HVAC. Hell UPS drivers are getting 140k now. I would definitely deliver packages for that. Some trade jobs pay well.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/tips/ill-make-140k-driving-for-ups-this-year-we-deserve-this-pay-its-not-an-easy-job/ar-AA1fNLD9

BHANKS, given that you are MENSA, have you ever considered working for NASA?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: wes on September 02, 2023, 03:23:48 PM
BHANKS, given that you are MENSA, have you ever considered working for NASA?
No NASA just studied his brain when he was a child.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Hulkotron on September 02, 2023, 03:26:51 PM
What happened to the government financial data analyst contract with top-secret clearance?

 ???
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Grape Ape on September 02, 2023, 03:29:16 PM
My buddy works in HVAC, made 6k doing a four hour install a few months ago.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Never1AShow on September 02, 2023, 03:30:08 PM
Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Sandrock on September 02, 2023, 03:43:07 PM
Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

Yes, he's assassinating Clegg as we type.

hanky was the man on the grassy knoll.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: delon on September 02, 2023, 03:55:59 PM
If I recall correctly, he was on a contract. But then a month or two back he was bragging about a couple of interviews for permanent roles for more money or some such, for which he clearly shaved his head (revealing himself a bit later with a post about beating follicle tests)

Perhaps he struck out there, hence the aversion to being Cable Guy now and their testing ...this all needs clarification whereby bhank painfully skirts around the truth with his comments and the conspicuous subtle omissions in his responses indicate where the actual truth lies

Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Never1AShow on September 03, 2023, 11:27:34 AM
If I recall correctly, he was on a contract. But then a month or two back he was bragging about a couple of interviews for permanent roles for more money or some such, for which he clearly shaved his head (revealing himself a bit later with a post about beating follicle tests)

Perhaps he struck out there, hence the aversion to being Cable Guy now and their testing ...this all needs clarification whereby bhank painfully skirts around the truth with his comments and the conspicuous subtle omissions in his responses indicate where the actual truth lies

Health flare-ups and elective surgery to provide cover for test results?

He does seem to have more "leave time" also.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: wes on September 03, 2023, 01:41:06 PM
He has no job...trust me on that.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: webstar on September 03, 2023, 02:27:23 PM
Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

I would think so. Collection calls need to be made and most people are home for the holiday.
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: Lartinos on September 03, 2023, 06:48:33 PM
Since Hawaii he has gotten progressive BBing results while moving up the corporate ladder and he is healthy as a horse.

Dude just cannot be faded..
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: illuminati on September 03, 2023, 06:52:06 PM
I would answer:

1. Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt. (I climb one now with my massive 25 lb. caulk, so yes).

2. Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently? (Please see question 1).


Ha ha ha

Great answers

😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Actual Interview Questions
Post by: illuminati on September 03, 2023, 06:54:16 PM
Yep, his list of ailments would make him unsitable for almost any job

Why would anyone employ someone who is likely to spend three quarters of the year off sick.
PS, the job offer is another lie to feed his ego


Yep 100%

More lies from Brianna Fag.got