Actual Interview Questions

[Sandrock]

I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

You trollin bastard

[OneMoreRep]

Congratulations on the new job bhank.

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[Walter Sobchak]

I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Fuck off with your bullshit.

Take your $18.00/Hour call center job and go raise someone else’s kids.

Dickless fucking cuckhold.

[webstar]

Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.

Odd, people don't find resumes.. Recruiters reach out to you on LinkedIn.

Your resume, is obviously posted on a job board like Glass door as you are out of work, yet again.

fuck off with your lying bullshit.. just like the jumbotron asked you to flex on camera.

[38 returns]

Odd, people don't find resumes.. Recruiters reach out to you on LinkedIn.

Your resume, is obviously posted on a job board like Glass door as you are out of work, yet again.

fuck off with your lying bullshit.. just like the jumbotron asked you to flex on camera.

when they asked brian

'name something heavy you lifted recently?"

I take it you answered 'the weight of shitting out of a bb competition and cheating my way into SCN weighed heavily. the corpse of my ex however didnt faze me'.

[Walter Sobchak]

when they asked brian

'name something heavy you lifted recently?"

I take it you answered 'the weight of shitting out of a bb competition and cheating my way into SCN weighed heavily. the corpse of my ex however didnt faze me'.

Josh Rehaluk probably borrowed $100 off of a Getbigger, bought a prepaid phone and called Brian Wood Hankins from his mommy’s basement.

Two pathetic peas in a pod.

[chaos]

I told them I was a competitive powerlifter and could deadlift 500lbs. Shockingly they didn't even ask me to clarify if I meant just competitive Strict Curling or Bench, Squat, and Deadlifting they didn't ask if I actually deadlifted 500lbs in a meet or if this was a guestimate. Also, they didn't ask which federation to check my lifts or if I was a tested athlete really weird. I got the job offer but it is dependent on background, DMV, and drug testing as they issue a company van lol also not really sure I want the job.

Those air conditioners aren't going to service themselves.

[delon]

What happened to the government financial data analyst contract with top-secret clearance?

Hmm, bhank used to start the 'working day' at 7am/8am local time like clockwork with a posting frenzy. Even allowing for post-Hernia trauma, this rigorous routine seems to have lapsed to some degree in recent times



Great quote said without apparent irony:

If I was not working I would not be at a computer at 8am posting you ducking moron

[BigRo]

Drug testing, no wonder you don't want the job.

[deadz]

Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt.

Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently?

I shit you not I didn't even apply for the job they found my resume and contacted me for a technician job. I always take interviews. The first question seemed reasonable enough and I told them I was an avid weightlifter and would have no difficulties with the physical demands of the job. The second question was just teed up too much to resist.

Fired from your last job already

[bhank]

Drug testing, no wonder you don't want the job.

I didn't apply the pay isn't great and it's not what I do

[bhank]

Those air conditioners aren't going to service themselves.

Honestly the HVAC guys make good money people actually takes classes and training in HVAC. Hell UPS drivers are getting 140k now. I would definitely deliver packages for that. Some trade jobs pay well.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/tips/ill-make-140k-driving-for-ups-this-year-we-deserve-this-pay-its-not-an-easy-job/ar-AA1fNLD9

[Tapeworm]

I drywall everyday. Who carries 25 pounds of tools?

[SF1900]

Honestly the HVAC guys make good money people actually takes classes and training in HVAC. Hell UPS drivers are getting 140k now. I would definitely deliver packages for that. Some trade jobs pay well.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/tips/ill-make-140k-driving-for-ups-this-year-we-deserve-this-pay-its-not-an-easy-job/ar-AA1fNLD9

BHANKS, given that you are MENSA, have you ever considered working for NASA?

[wes]

BHANKS, given that you are MENSA, have you ever considered working for NASA?

No NASA just studied his brain when he was a child.

[Hulkotron]

What happened to the government financial data analyst contract with top-secret clearance?

 

[Grape Ape]

My buddy works in HVAC, made 6k doing a four hour install a few months ago.

[Never1AShow]

Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

[Sandrock]

Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

Yes, he's assassinating Clegg as we type.

hanky was the man on the grassy knoll.

[delon]

If I recall correctly, he was on a contract. But then a month or two back he was bragging about a couple of interviews for permanent roles for more money or some such, for which he clearly shaved his head (revealing himself a bit later with a post about beating follicle tests)

Perhaps he struck out there, hence the aversion to being Cable Guy now and their testing ...this all needs clarification whereby bhank painfully skirts around the truth with his comments and the conspicuous subtle omissions in his responses indicate where the actual truth lies

[Never1AShow]

If I recall correctly, he was on a contract. But then a month or two back he was bragging about a couple of interviews for permanent roles for more money or some such, for which he clearly shaved his head (revealing himself a bit later with a post about beating follicle tests)

Perhaps he struck out there, hence the aversion to being Cable Guy now and their testing ...this all needs clarification whereby bhank painfully skirts around the truth with his comments and the conspicuous subtle omissions in his responses indicate where the actual truth lies

Health flare-ups and elective surgery to provide cover for test results?

He does seem to have more "leave time" also.

[wes]

He has no job...trust me on that.

[webstar]

Is he working today for the government on a 3-day Labor Day weekend?

I would think so. Collection calls need to be made and most people are home for the holiday.

[Lartinos]

Since Hawaii he has gotten progressive BBing results while moving up the corporate ladder and he is healthy as a horse.

Dude just cannot be faded..

[illuminati]

I would answer:

1. Are you comfortable climbing a ladder with a 25lb tool belt. (I climb one now with my massive 25 lb. caulk, so yes).

2. Can you give me an example of something heavy you lifted recently? (Please see question 1).

Ha ha ha

Great answers

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