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Title: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 11:06:24 AM
New Website Under Construction 

http://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

Any suggestions for site content should be emailed to tankazoodle@gmail.com and they will be published"


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Post by: njflex on September 28, 2023, 11:29:14 AM
LOL
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 28, 2023, 11:29:51 AM
New Website Under Construction 

http://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

Any suggestions for site content should be emailed to tankazoodle@gmail.com and they will be published"


 ;D
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 11:31:42 AM

 ;D

Someone got ideas from how you dealt with Basile    ;D  ;D  ;D
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Post by: Skeletor on September 28, 2023, 11:32:47 AM
Someone got ideas from how you dealt with Basile    ;D  ;D  ;D

Does Vince still have the Basile website?
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Post by: joswift on September 28, 2023, 12:01:30 PM
Looks Good

maybe he needs his criminal background as a front page link
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Post by: joswift on September 28, 2023, 12:03:12 PM
Oh, and all his guy pics

Some links to all the threads he started here including all his failures

We could add a success section with just a tumbleweed gif in it
A progress section with two identical photos 20 years apart
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Post by: webstar on September 28, 2023, 12:06:23 PM
Nice, the Clegg fight where he played his head like bongo drums but lost the right would be a good addition
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Post by: Gym Rat on September 28, 2023, 12:09:00 PM
One of the most famous Getbiggers in history!! (Bhanks is)...
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Post by: joswift on September 28, 2023, 12:10:01 PM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=674474.0;attach=1414100;image)

this is a great shot of his barrel gut
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Post by: 38 returns on September 28, 2023, 12:16:21 PM
Have a page of

'claimed medical ailments that have prevented brian from conquering the world'


and one

'claimed athletic achievements with zero evidence'

and one

with his jaw going mental as he's wired to fuck
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Post by: Never1AShow on September 28, 2023, 12:22:49 PM
Have a page of

'claimed medical ailments that have prevented brian from conquering the world'


and one

'claimed athletic achievements with zero evidence'

and one

with his jaw going mental as he's wired to fuck

To the extent my permission is needed as keeper of the list (just updated), I hereby grant permission.
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Post by: bhank on September 28, 2023, 12:25:13 PM
Oh look stalkers
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Post by: 38 returns on September 28, 2023, 12:38:02 PM
Brian your old schools facebook pages will be getting links

as will your place of employment and everywhere else you have mentioned

and em's job and collleagues.

and your mum and brother.

you're going to go viral baby!!

I think we will have all your photos you put up as well. Sure your mum will be happy to see what a girl she gave birth too. I bet that night she wished your dad took her up the back. the world would be a better place. And he only does that with boys.
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Post by: joswift on September 28, 2023, 12:41:45 PM
Oh look stalkers

I thought we were haters?
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Post by: 38 returns on September 28, 2023, 12:42:44 PM
oh brian your former regiment will be getting mailed too
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 28, 2023, 12:46:04 PM
Oh look stalkers
.

FUCK OFF YOU LYING COCKSUKKER
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Post by: SF1900 on September 28, 2023, 12:49:09 PM
BHANKS, you  know what you have to do!! Shut down the haters! Now is the time to post a few more pictures.
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Post by: Lartinos on September 28, 2023, 12:51:56 PM
A Bhanx website sort of does make sense but it needs to be properly organized by pages.

A page of all his shaky lifts, a page about his full head of hair, his arrest record, his military stories, instances where he was proven wrong, and a page about his obsession with young men.
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 12:53:38 PM
He was told not to mess with Josh.   
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 12:54:35 PM
To the extent my permission is needed as keeper of the list (just updated), I hereby grant permission.

The ailments list is up. 
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 01:03:59 PM
The engineer of the site (Not myself) needs GB input by clicking the "more" button as it will lead to all the pages the creator is making.

The team of coders and computer engineers also need pics for a gallery, especially the stupid ones like with glasses, the rabbit, the wifes' thong, the crocodile, etc
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 01:07:09 PM
A Bhanx website sort of does make sense but it needs to be properly organized by pages.

A page of all his shaky lifts, a page about his full head of hair, his arrest record, his military stories, instances where he was proven wrong, and a page about his obsession with young men.

It will last forever as a testament to his legendary status.   Can have a MMA page, the BB page, the SCN page, the medical ailments page, the orphanage and charitable giving page, the criminal history to show the redemption of Bhanks page, etc. 
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Post by: Never1AShow on September 28, 2023, 01:19:40 PM
The ailments list is up.

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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Post by: BB on September 28, 2023, 01:20:06 PM
It needs a lore section. The world needs to know BHank's Tyson strategy, how to scare killers, how to survive on a diet of beans and franks while battling in the streets of Brooklyn, etc.....

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Post by: wes on September 28, 2023, 01:28:29 PM
He was told not to mess with Josh.   
Fuck with the bull........you get the horns!!   ;D
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Post by: BB on September 28, 2023, 01:35:12 PM
The tale of Rocky the cat needs to be told -

.

.


(https://i.postimg.cc/DfMfQ390/ezgif-com-video-to-gif.gif).
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Post by: wes on September 28, 2023, 01:38:38 PM
He`s even more famous than Rocky Racoon !  ;D
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Post by: 38 returns on September 28, 2023, 01:41:30 PM
how batshit crazy must brians interview have been that they didnt even feature 'his owner' on it.
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Post by: bhank on September 28, 2023, 01:43:37 PM
Fuck with the bill........you get the horns!!   ;D

You guys are embarrassing yourselves not me
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Post by: wes on September 28, 2023, 01:54:33 PM
You are ignoring this user.
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 28, 2023, 01:58:24 PM
This website has potential!!!   

Bhanks gonna be famous! 
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Post by: Sandrock on September 28, 2023, 04:42:58 PM
how batshit crazy must brians interview have been that they didnt even feature 'his owner' on it.

The news reporters must have all been serial killers and were scared of Brian
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 28, 2023, 04:44:35 PM
You guys are embarrassing yourselves not me

FUCK OFF, COCKSUKKER
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on September 28, 2023, 05:21:51 PM
Are those physical problems stated by him?
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Post by: OneMoreRep on September 28, 2023, 06:14:59 PM
Oh boy, you crazy motherfuckers have a lot of time on your hands....  ;D

LOL

"1"
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Post by: Sandrock on September 28, 2023, 06:20:19 PM
Are those physical problems stated by him?

Most of them, yes.  Some like "male pattern baldness" he would never state himself because he legit thinks he has a full head of hair.  But the hilarious thing is that Master List Of Ailments is 95+ percent all shit he's said he has then says it's a made up list.  The bhanks getbig saga and life story is fucking incredible, really. 

He also has(had?) a video where he claims to get 225x15 reps(it's even in the title that way) but only actually gets 11 reps.  He either can't do Sesame Street level counting or can't stop lying.
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Post by: webstar on September 28, 2023, 06:35:27 PM
You guys are embarrassing yourselves not me

Brian, what actually happened to Rocky and your brother
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Post by: AbrahamG on September 28, 2023, 06:51:40 PM
He was told not to mess with Josh.

Surprised you would want to rehash that debacle. Hankins showed up.
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Post by: Never1AShow on September 28, 2023, 07:10:50 PM
Perhaps a resume section listing all of his jobs?
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Post by: Kwon on September 28, 2023, 09:41:33 PM
Oh boy, you crazy motherfuckers have a lot of time on your hands....  ;D

LOL

"1"

Getbig at it's finest
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Post by: falco on September 29, 2023, 01:32:13 AM
Kind of freaky the obcession you guys have with Hank delusions. Let him be himself and just enjoy the free entertainment.
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 29, 2023, 04:39:33 AM
Are those physical problems stated by him?

Yes. 

He is a train wreck. 
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Post by: Never1AShow on September 29, 2023, 06:36:46 AM
Yes. 

He is a train wreck.

How many result in being prescribed pain meds?
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Post by: joswift on September 29, 2023, 07:08:49 AM
the bit about where the show organisers came looking for him when he didnt show up onstage when he was on the hotel room floor going through organ failure

Fucks sake they give you one call to get backstage at a BB show at most, if you dont you are fucked.

As if they would deem Brian important enough to send out a search party.
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Post by: wes on September 29, 2023, 08:57:40 AM
the bit about where the show organisers came looking for him when he didnt show up onstage when he was on the hotel room floor going through organ failure

Fucks sake they give you one call to get backstage at a BB show at most, if you dont you are fucked.

As if they would deem Brian important enough to send out a search party.
I would have never guessed that he made up that story.
 ::) ::) ::)

As if he was Dorian or Big Ron!!  LOL  ;D
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Post by: joswift on September 29, 2023, 09:00:13 AM
I would have never guessed that he made up that story.
 ::) ::) ::)

As if he was Dorian or Big Ron!!  LOL  ;D

I turned up at a finals to pick up some training sponsor money (£100) I then went home because I was competing a day later and didnt want to do two shows in a row

They called my name once over the mic and then got on with the show
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Post by: wes on September 29, 2023, 09:02:26 AM
I turned up at a finals to pick up some training sponsor money (£100) I then went home because I was competing a day later and didnt want to do two shows in a row

They called my name once over the mic and then got on with the show
Yeah,they do not fuck around.

I did a contest with a friend who kept fucking around wasting time, and I told him if he didn`t get his shit together we`d be late for the competitors meeting.........he said don`t worry about it.

We were late and they chewed us out in front of the entire auditorium.....I was pissed because I knew better and had never been late before.
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Post by: Marvin Martian on September 29, 2023, 09:12:50 AM
Oh boy, you crazy motherfuckers have a lot of time on your hands....  ;D

LOL

"1"

No shit!!! Note to self “don’t get on the bad side of the GBM (GetBig Mafia) unless you want to sleep with the fishes”!!! 😁
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Post by: Soul Crusher on September 29, 2023, 11:12:29 AM
i=nZ_kZfKLVA9YVD_M
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Post by: joswift on October 01, 2023, 10:22:57 AM
https://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

bump
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Post by: Gym Rat on October 01, 2023, 10:46:33 AM
New Website Under Construction 

http://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

Any suggestions for site content should be emailed to tankazoodle@gmail.com and they will be published"

Oh Jesus... LMAO... Brutal (and true)..
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Post by: webstar on October 01, 2023, 03:51:19 PM
LOLOLOLOL the updates lol

The athletic achievements 👏
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Post by: wes on October 01, 2023, 04:11:49 PM
LOLOLOLOL the updates lol

The athletic achievements 👏
Fucking hilarious!  ;D
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Post by: Soul Crusher on October 01, 2023, 05:28:53 PM
https://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l/brian-hankins-sexuality

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Post by: bhank on October 01, 2023, 05:36:51 PM
the bit about where the show organisers came looking for him when he didnt show up onstage when he was on the hotel room floor going through organ failure

Fucks sake they give you one call to get backstage at a BB show at most, if you dont you are fucked.

As if they would deem Brian important enough to send out a search party.

Hawaii is not the mainland people were actually concerned
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Post by: webstar on October 01, 2023, 05:49:47 PM
Hawaii is not the mainland people were actually concerned

How many competitors were registered for the show your best guess? They stopped the show to come look for you? bull fucking shit
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Post by: illuminati on October 01, 2023, 06:16:06 PM
i=nZ_kZfKLVA9YVD_M


Ha ha ha

Brianna was warned over & over again to stop his lies & delusional egotistical ways
& he chose to stick 2 fingers up to all of us & carry on with his idiocy & insults etc.

You made your bed Brianna lay in it.

Well done josh
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Post by: bhank on October 01, 2023, 06:28:34 PM

Ha ha ha

Brianna was warned over & over again to stop his lies & delusional egotistical ways
& he chose to stick 2 fingers up to all of us & carry on with his idiocy & insults etc.

You made your bed Brianna lay in it.

Well done josh
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Warned what that the big bad scary Josh was going to start a gofund me for my next vacation have at it I would love to go to England you guys start raising the money
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Post by: illuminati on October 01, 2023, 06:37:49 PM
Warned what that the big bad scary Josh was going to start a gofund me for my next vacation have at it I would love to go to England you guys start raising the money

Yes the same big bad josh you repeatedly shit you pants over him
Paying you a visit - How many times did you circle that car park looking
For Canadian No. Plates ?  When you were happy there weren't any
You went the store & you're Fear induced trembling & girly squeaky voice
Were hilarious- 🤣😂🤣😂
Oh look there's the big tough Mike tyson rag dolling/ serial killer scaring
15000 - 0 school fight FAGGOTT CUCKOLD  Shiting himself & trembling
Girly voiced Brianne - 

FUCK OFF YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOTT CUCKOLD
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Post by: Lartinos on October 01, 2023, 08:17:22 PM
Bhank how many IU’s of HGH are you currently running?

I told you your doc was a quack for not making you wait 3 months before any lifting BTW.

Don’t be a fool and think you are super human or any level of weight lifting will be off limits from the scar tissue build up.
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Post by: Sandrock on October 01, 2023, 08:25:26 PM
Bhank how many IU’s of HGH are you currently running?

I told you your doc was a quack for not making you wait 3 months before any lifting BTW.

Don’t be a fool and think you are super human or any level of weight lifting will be off limits from the scar tissue build up.

He wants to get hurt worse so he has an excuse to never live up to the mountain of bullshit claims he's made.

The dude claims a 500 lb deadlift but he's only ever lifted 365.  His mesh and asshole will blowout before he gets back to 365.  Maybe the mesh will shoot out of his asshole whilst squatting 225 for 6 to finish him off in the most hanky fashion possible.
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Post by: wes on October 02, 2023, 02:03:13 AM
Our boy Hanky`s gonna be world famous.

Congrats on the new site Brian !!!   :)
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Post by: bhank on October 02, 2023, 04:23:06 AM
You idiots have time to creat websites but no time to post your lifts in the strength challenge noted
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Post by: Dalnet on October 02, 2023, 05:00:51 AM
Yeah,they do not fuck around.

I did a contest with a friend who kept fucking around wasting time, and I told him if he didn`t get his shit together we`d be late for the competitors meeting.........he said don`t worry about it.

We were late and they chewed us out in front of the entire auditorium.....I was pissed because I knew better and had never been late before.

The kind of friends who bring shit to your name because of it. Nothing worse than them. But they're mates.... what else you gonna do? Hard to cut them loose
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Post by: Dalnet on October 02, 2023, 05:07:00 AM
Just as an outsider; there's no way I'd want to go up against Josh. He has that mentality where he'd just get more and more crazy the longer any fight lasts. You'd need to do serious damage and I personally don't think I'd have much of a chance as things stand, which is a drop in the ocean compared to Brian's health.
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Post by: Dalnet on October 02, 2023, 05:16:58 AM
The tale of Rocky the cat needs to be told -

.

.


(https://i.postimg.cc/DfMfQ390/ezgif-com-video-to-gif.gif).

That's crazy I didn't even know about this. You guys have this guys entire life history down. 4chan level of dedication. I do like those big cats. Did he ever get his cat back?
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Post by: joswift on October 02, 2023, 06:29:23 AM
The kind of friends who bring shit to your name because of it. Nothing worse than them. But they're mates.... what else you gonna do? Hard to cut them loose

Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat
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Post by: Dalnet on October 02, 2023, 07:39:15 AM
Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat

Cold as ice. But good self preservation
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Post by: wes on October 02, 2023, 11:14:05 AM
You idiots have time to creat websites but no time to post your lifts in the strength challenge noted
Post todays "workout"..........no wait I`ll post your workout for you:

3 sets of leg extensions
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Post by: wes on October 04, 2023, 06:26:30 AM
Bump for teh funny !!  ;D
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Post by: 38 returns on October 04, 2023, 06:31:52 AM
Hankes work out today

'my tum tum felt poorly so I stayed out of the dungeon and wrote my leaderboard for a contest nobody has entered. I am 3rd/last'
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Post by: wes on October 04, 2023, 06:32:44 AM
Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."  :D
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Post by: wes on October 04, 2023, 06:34:01 AM
Hankes work out today

'my tum tum felt poorly so I stayed out of the dungeon and wrote my leaderboard for a contest nobody has entered. I am 3rd/last'
BRUTAL INTENSITY FROM THE FRAIL GAYLORD!!  ;D
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Post by: BB on October 04, 2023, 06:46:43 AM
That's crazy I didn't even know about this. You guys have this guys entire life history down. 4chan level of dedication. I do like those big cats. Did he ever get his cat back?

No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.
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Post by: 38 returns on October 04, 2023, 06:58:57 AM
BB that is fucking ace.

he is the neighbourhood weirdo
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Post by: Dalnet on October 04, 2023, 07:20:07 AM
No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.

LMAO they instantly thought it was him? Hahaha. I think it's kinda cool though, having exotic pets like that. Canadian lynx is my all time fav cat. In the UK, they're very strict about enclosures and such. It's quite difficult to deal with the paperwork
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Post by: 38 returns on October 04, 2023, 07:21:55 AM
having exotic pets and knowing g how to care for them is cool

having them and losing them due to neglect. not cool
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Post by: webstar on October 04, 2023, 07:24:42 AM
No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.

hahahahha great find
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Post by: illuminati on October 04, 2023, 07:46:01 AM
No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.


Great detective work
clearly Bwankys hated by all.
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Post by: wes on October 04, 2023, 08:17:07 AM
No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.
Nice rep as the neighborhood fucking fruitcake!  LOL  ;D
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Post by: Hulkotron on October 04, 2023, 08:35:05 AM
He wants to get hurt worse so he has an excuse to never live up to the mountain of bullshit claims he's made.

The dude claims a 500 lb deadlift but he's only ever lifted 365.  His mesh and asshole will blowout before he gets back to 365.  Maybe the mesh will shoot out of his asshole whilst squatting 225 for 6 to finish him off in the most hanky fashion possible.

Is this proven for sure?  I'm fairly confident he's never done a deadlift other than the video he posted of lifting the 4-lb pink dumbbells.
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Post by: GymnJuice on October 04, 2023, 09:34:22 AM
Is this proven for sure?  I'm fairly confident he's never done a deadlift other than the video he posted of lifting the 4-lb pink dumbbells.

2023 Getbig Deadlift Competition

1. Bhanky 8 lbs verified
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Post by: Kwon on October 04, 2023, 10:02:41 AM
Superb site
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Post by: Gym Rat on October 04, 2023, 10:06:02 AM
New Website Under Construction 

http://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

Any suggestions for site content should be emailed to tankazoodle@gmail.com and they will be published"

I now see "Nice French Toast" has made it up on the offical BHanks website... "TheRealBHANKS"...  #NICEFRENCHTOAST
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 04, 2023, 11:37:25 AM
This site is getting spicey!   :D ;D
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 04, 2023, 11:40:59 AM
This site is getting spicey!   :D ;D
Just think SC,it`s gonna make Brian world famous.....I just hope it doesn`t go to his head and inflate his ego.  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: 38 returns on October 04, 2023, 11:59:54 AM
this is absolute genius.

Love it!!
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 05, 2023, 12:08:52 PM
bump for those who didn`t get to see the superb content.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 05, 2023, 12:10:38 PM
This is the one that gets me.

"shin splints in the forearms"

WTF?
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Lartinos on October 05, 2023, 12:33:47 PM
His whole name is a low competition search term so if you buy his full name as the website name it will more easily show up on page 1 of search engines.

He already looks like a degenerate without GB because of his mug shots that are the first thing to come up.

These companies that hire must not do much research on him or are truly desperate.

Once you buy the domain you then want to set up social network websites that all hyperlink to his website from the bio. Twitter, FB, YT, Pinterest, Reddit, etc and name them all after his full name.

Once you do all that you can start spamming his website on every website you can like other forums and you can write a quick press release and have someone on Fiverr share it to all the press release websites.

Then you should get some organic traffic and help the website and infamous brand grow.



Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 05, 2023, 01:11:20 PM
Just think SC,it`s gonna make Brian world famous.....I just hope it doesn`t go to his head and inflate his ego.  LOL  ;D

Wait till Em runs across this or her co workers. 

The Goodfellas one is the best. 
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 05, 2023, 02:15:26 PM
Wait till Em runs across this or her co workers. 

The Goodfellas one is the best. 
Love it!  ;D
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Sandrock on October 05, 2023, 02:20:24 PM
Is this proven for sure?  I'm fairly confident he's never done a deadlift other than the video he posted of lifting the 4-lb pink dumbbells.

Good point.  He's "admitted" he only ever did 365 "for reps" so his lift is, in fact, UNVERIFIED.  Best he's done on video is 275.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 05, 2023, 02:45:35 PM
 www.brianwoodhealyhankin s.com


Brian is going to be famous. !
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 05, 2023, 02:56:28 PM
www.brianwoodhealyhankin s.com


Brian is going to be famous. !
;D
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Lartinos on October 05, 2023, 03:40:23 PM
www.brianwoodhealyhankin s.com


Brian is going to be famous. !

Owning the .com to his name is pretty badass, lol.

He owns his mansion but not his name.

That could come back to bite him..

If you need help making socials or anything else people on Fiverr will do it cheaply or just ask ChatGPT to write it for you by cut and pasting the written content from the website and let it know what you need like “FB description” etc..





Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Hulkotron on October 06, 2023, 11:14:55 AM
Seems good progress is being made
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 06, 2023, 01:46:48 PM
Bhanks should contribute to this.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: joswift on October 06, 2023, 01:49:17 PM
Bhanks should contribute to this.
Bhanks is sharing his account with Fallsview

Dont bother with him anymore
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: Lartinos on October 06, 2023, 01:54:58 PM
Bhanks is sharing his account with Fallsview

Dont bother with him anymore

His paragraph structure and spelling has been different from time to time for a couple months now or so.

It did make me wonder what was going on.

Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: joswift on October 06, 2023, 01:57:21 PM
His paragraph structure and spelling has been different from time to time for a couple months now or so.

It did make me wonder what was going on.

his trolling ability went through the roof

The deliberate misquotes and dancing around the subject and teasing answers always leaving a small part unsaid

Brian was way too dumb to do that

I think its been shared now for a few months

I could see how the posts kept leaving openings for responses

I smelled someones stench on his posts as far back as his SC contest
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 13, 2023, 10:43:38 AM
Hanky`s back to posting for a bit giving Balls Spew A rest.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: AbrahamG on October 17, 2023, 11:33:11 PM
"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."  :D

Neil McCauley.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 18, 2023, 01:40:39 AM
Neil McCauley.
;)
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: njflex on October 18, 2023, 06:03:19 AM
Neil McCauley.
We got nothing,there gone,,what are talking about 'I HAD COFEE WITH MCAULEY A HALF AN HOUR AGO'IN A PACINO SCREAM..
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: AbrahamG on October 18, 2023, 08:56:46 AM
We got nothing,there gone,,what are talking about 'I HAD COFEE WITH MCAULEY A HALF AN HOUR AGO'IN A PACINO SCREAM..

Saw that in the theater on Xmas day 1995.
Title: Re: New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.
Post by: wes on October 18, 2023, 08:59:11 AM
Saw that in the theater on Xmas day 1995.
Awesome flick !!