New Website Under Construction - GB feedback needed.

[joswift]

https://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

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[Gym Rat]

New Website Under Construction 

http://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l

Any suggestions for site content should be emailed to tankazoodle@gmail.com and they will be published"

Oh Jesus... LMAO... Brutal (and true)..

[webstar]

LOLOLOLOL the updates lol

The athletic achievements 👏

[wes]

LOLOLOLOL the updates lol

The athletic achievements 👏

Fucking hilarious! 

[Soul Crusher]

https://tankazoodle.wixsite.com/brian-hankins-is-a-l/brian-hankins-sexuality

[bhank]

the bit about where the show organisers came looking for him when he didnt show up onstage when he was on the hotel room floor going through organ failure

Fucks sake they give you one call to get backstage at a BB show at most, if you dont you are fucked.

As if they would deem Brian important enough to send out a search party.

Hawaii is not the mainland people were actually concerned

[webstar]

Hawaii is not the mainland people were actually concerned

How many competitors were registered for the show your best guess? They stopped the show to come look for you? bull fucking shit

[illuminati]

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Ha ha ha

Brianna was warned over & over again to stop his lies & delusional egotistical ways
& he chose to stick 2 fingers up to all of us & carry on with his idiocy & insults etc.

You made your bed Brianna lay in it.

Well done josh
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[bhank]

Ha ha ha

Brianna was warned over & over again to stop his lies & delusional egotistical ways
& he chose to stick 2 fingers up to all of us & carry on with his idiocy & insults etc.

You made your bed Brianna lay in it.

Well done josh
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Warned what that the big bad scary Josh was going to start a gofund me for my next vacation have at it I would love to go to England you guys start raising the money

[illuminati]

Warned what that the big bad scary Josh was going to start a gofund me for my next vacation have at it I would love to go to England you guys start raising the money

Yes the same big bad josh you repeatedly shit you pants over him
Paying you a visit - How many times did you circle that car park looking
For Canadian No. Plates ?  When you were happy there weren't any
You went the store & you're Fear induced trembling & girly squeaky voice
Were hilarious- 🤣😂🤣😂
Oh look there's the big tough Mike tyson rag dolling/ serial killer scaring
15000 - 0 school fight FAGGOTT CUCKOLD  Shiting himself & trembling
Girly voiced Brianne - 

FUCK OFF YOU DELUSIONAL FAGGOTT CUCKOLD

[Lartinos]

Bhank how many IU’s of HGH are you currently running?

I told you your doc was a quack for not making you wait 3 months before any lifting BTW.

Don’t be a fool and think you are super human or any level of weight lifting will be off limits from the scar tissue build up.

[Sandrock]

Bhank how many IU’s of HGH are you currently running?

I told you your doc was a quack for not making you wait 3 months before any lifting BTW.

Don’t be a fool and think you are super human or any level of weight lifting will be off limits from the scar tissue build up.

He wants to get hurt worse so he has an excuse to never live up to the mountain of bullshit claims he's made.

The dude claims a 500 lb deadlift but he's only ever lifted 365.  His mesh and asshole will blowout before he gets back to 365.  Maybe the mesh will shoot out of his asshole whilst squatting 225 for 6 to finish him off in the most hanky fashion possible.

[wes]

Our boy Hanky`s gonna be world famous.

Congrats on the new site Brian !!!   

[bhank]

You idiots have time to creat websites but no time to post your lifts in the strength challenge noted

[Dalnet]

Yeah,they do not fuck around.

I did a contest with a friend who kept fucking around wasting time, and I told him if he didn`t get his shit together we`d be late for the competitors meeting.........he said don`t worry about it.

We were late and they chewed us out in front of the entire auditorium.....I was pissed because I knew better and had never been late before.

The kind of friends who bring shit to your name because of it. Nothing worse than them. But they're mates.... what else you gonna do? Hard to cut them loose

[Dalnet]

Just as an outsider; there's no way I'd want to go up against Josh. He has that mentality where he'd just get more and more crazy the longer any fight lasts. You'd need to do serious damage and I personally don't think I'd have much of a chance as things stand, which is a drop in the ocean compared to Brian's health.

[Dalnet]

The tale of Rocky the cat needs to be told -

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That's crazy I didn't even know about this. You guys have this guys entire life history down. 4chan level of dedication. I do like those big cats. Did he ever get his cat back?

[joswift]

The kind of friends who bring shit to your name because of it. Nothing worse than them. But they're mates.... what else you gonna do? Hard to cut them loose

Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat

[Dalnet]

Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat

Cold as ice. But good self preservation

[wes]

You idiots have time to creat websites but no time to post your lifts in the strength challenge noted

Post todays "workout"..........no wait I`ll post your workout for you:

3 sets of leg extensions

[wes]

Bump for teh funny !! 

[38 returns]

Hankes work out today

'my tum tum felt poorly so I stayed out of the dungeon and wrote my leaderboard for a contest nobody has entered. I am 3rd/last'

[wes]

Nah

I can drop anyone from my life and not miss a heartbeat

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." 

[wes]

Hankes work out today

'my tum tum felt poorly so I stayed out of the dungeon and wrote my leaderboard for a contest nobody has entered. I am 3rd/last'

BRUTAL INTENSITY FROM THE FRAIL GAYLORD!! 

[BB]

That's crazy I didn't even know about this. You guys have this guys entire life history down. 4chan level of dedication. I do like those big cats. Did he ever get his cat back?

No one knows. Brian claims the cat is alright, but won't discuss it on the advice of his lawyer. That apparently wasn't Rocky's first escape, most people found it cute, but there were people threatening to shoot the cat if they saw it again.

Another hilarious thing is that a monkey got loose in 2021, and the neighborhood's first thought was whether Hankins was involved. His girlfriend at the time had to issue a statement that no monkey business was afoot in the Hankins home -

https://www.obxtoday.com/is-there-a-monkey-on-the-loose-on-the-outer-banks/ .

Apparently he has a rep for being an odd duck.