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Title: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Hulkotron on December 09, 2023, 05:21:00 AM
(1) Five-figure timepiece
(2) avesher has phoned your relatives, gym, or place of work
(3) Don't take kindly to disrespect
(4) Recognize that girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally

Others?
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: joswift on December 09, 2023, 05:23:11 AM
You had a month long back and forth with Pellius
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Henda on December 09, 2023, 05:27:50 AM
Offer to “come to celle” to fight Donny
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 05:36:12 AM
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
"Look Into It" at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 09, 2023, 05:54:42 AM
You believe its only gay if the balls touch.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on December 09, 2023, 05:55:56 AM
Strong feelings on the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: That_Dude on December 09, 2023, 06:35:03 AM
Have business interests in Dubai, India
Diet based on a calorie is just a calorie
Wife and girlfriends are all supermodels
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: beakdoctor on December 09, 2023, 08:12:59 AM
1. Movie star good looks
2. You're one of the bigger guys here
3. Only dime piece Tranny's
4. Snapped a pitbulls neck
5. Raw, no condom, no pulling out
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: joswift on December 09, 2023, 08:14:08 AM
1. Movie star good looks
2. You're one of the bigger guys here
3. Only dime piece Tranny's
4. Snapped an pitbulls neck Alsatians spine
5. Raw, no condom, no pulling out

fixed
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 09, 2023, 08:20:11 AM
(1) Five-figure timepiece
(2) avesher has phoned your relatives, gym, or place of work
(3) Don't take kindly to disrespect
(4) Recognize that girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally

Others?

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Chidoman on December 09, 2023, 08:24:26 AM
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
Look Into It at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

I enjoy those and don't take kindly to disrespect.

#NO HOMO ;D

Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: unreasonablereasons on December 09, 2023, 08:25:57 AM
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
Look Into It at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

haha these are gold
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: BigRo on December 09, 2023, 08:32:06 AM
Being Big and being Ro.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: BEEFCAKE on December 09, 2023, 08:43:07 AM
- beat up 10 cops at one time in vegas
-drive a 17 year old bmw
-fake your own death
-wear a battleship grey thong
- run 10.62 in 100 meter dash
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: IroNat on December 09, 2023, 09:19:00 AM
Income/wealth in 1%
Own a yacht with a helicopter and mini-sub
Private jet
Only date 11s
19 inch arms
Sub 5% bodyfat

Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: webstar on December 09, 2023, 09:21:35 AM
Having a maid
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 10:06:32 AM
I enjoy those and don't take kindly to disrespect.

#NO HOMO ;D


;D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 10:07:34 AM
Being Big and being Ro.
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: BB on December 09, 2023, 10:24:58 AM
You know the real test of a strongman is traveling to upstate NY and moving the "Kegdrainer Stone".

You, yourself would never suck a cock, but you know they may taste like a "salty banana".

You know that "Option D" or "Code of Duello" is the only true way to settle a dispute.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: pamith on December 09, 2023, 10:32:23 AM
Bro...
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 10:33:42 AM
You know the real test of a strongman is traveling to upstate NY and moving the "Kegdrainer Stone".

You, yourself would never suck a cock, but you know they may taste like a "salty banana".

You know that "Option D" or "Code of Duello" is the only true way to settle a dispute.
Good stuff!  :D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wazhazbin on December 09, 2023, 10:55:35 AM
Have at least 4-5 battles with ESF
Be harassed incessantly by Jack The Cum Sipper
Have an initial war with Josh early on, then become his friend years later  :D
Have a genuine hate for Howards fart jokes
Include at least one NO HOMO in a post each day
Puke at least once weekly due to Kwons disgusting cottage cheese ass pics
Spit your drink on your screen at least once daily from laughing
"Look Into It" at least once a day
Hit Rob C`s bushes whenever possible
Try daily to decode G-Thangs posts of gibberish

no homo  ;D

you've signed a waiver or two

if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Raymondo on December 09, 2023, 10:58:48 AM
Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wazhazbin on December 09, 2023, 11:08:59 AM
Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.

those who pose with bunnies or in a bunny suit may be given a membership card as well
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 11:09:53 AM
you've signed a waiver or two

if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew

EWWWW  ;D

Unless you wear your partner's thong and post it on social media with the caption: "who wore it better", you ain't shit.
:D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 11:17:52 AM
You know you`re a getbigger:

If you know Rons favorite dish is Orange Chicken.

If you know a cock in your ass feels like a deep tissue massage.

If you remember Nails,Fat Panda,True Grit,Mars,Kiwiol,and Goatboy.......among others.

If you weigh 238 pounds but can`t squat with 315.

If you know that Fat Alex is well........FAT.

If you fuck with Venom Vince you will soon after be a corpse.

If you know that "Children Are The Orgasm Of Life".

If you wear brown paper bags on your feet.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: The Scott on December 09, 2023, 11:25:55 AM
  Youse guys are great and this thread is the Kang of all threads!   ;D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Grape Ape on December 09, 2023, 11:37:44 AM
Many times I have been asked for my course of action outside the boards, and many times I have responded with "Option D"
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: IroNat on December 09, 2023, 01:19:03 PM
Having a maid

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Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: dj181 on December 09, 2023, 01:36:44 PM
is beta orbitor one of the requirements ???
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 09, 2023, 01:41:52 PM
When getting married to a fine black woman, you remember to hide your bunny suit and your AIDS medication first.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Henda on December 09, 2023, 01:55:30 PM
fixed

Haha you never hear them called that now, growing up it’s all they were called now everyone calls them German shepherds even the same twats that called them Alsatians 30 years ago call them German shepards now
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: joswift on December 09, 2023, 02:04:13 PM
Haha you never hear them called that now, growing up it’s all they were called now everyone calls them German shepherds even the same twats that called them Alsatians 30 years ago call them German shepards now

They changed the name from German Shepards to Alsations during the war when it was the least popular thing to be refered to as German
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Primemuscle on December 09, 2023, 02:15:25 PM
Strong feelings on the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia

Thanks for improving my vocabulary. The term ephebophilia is new to me.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Wiggs on December 09, 2023, 02:27:12 PM
In my home state of Nevada it is legal for men to marry 16 year olds. This is the case in other states as well.  :-X
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: BEEFCAKE on December 09, 2023, 02:29:47 PM
In my home state of Nevada it is legal for men to marry 16 year olds. This is the case in other states as well.  :-X

(all of canada)
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: mops on December 09, 2023, 02:32:07 PM
Thanks for improving my vocabulary. The term ephebophilia is new to me.

'Teleiophilia' is another word that is completely absent from your vocabulary.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Primemuscle on December 09, 2023, 02:47:30 PM
In my home state of Nevada it is legal for men to marry 16 year olds. This is the case in other states as well.  :-X

This is true for most states. There are 36 states that allow marriages at 16 years of age. Two states have a minimum marriage age of 15, they are Hawaii and Missouri. Massachusetts and New Hampshire have the lowest age which is 14. Almost all states require parental consent or other authorization for anyone under the age of 18 to marry. A couple of states require the age of 20 or 21 years old to marry without consent. When I got married at age 20, I needed parental consent. We lived in California but married in Las Vegas. Not sure if it was both state with that age requirement for men.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Van_Bilderass on December 09, 2023, 03:33:39 PM
Haha you never hear them called that now, growing up it’s all they were called now everyone calls them German shepherds even the same twats that called them Alsatians 30 years ago call them German shepards now

Here in Sweden, when I was a kid, a German Shepherd was typically a dog many gutter drunks would own. I don't know if these severe alkies should own dogs, though often it looked like the dog was healthy even if the owner wasn't. Was it the same in other countries, they were "gutter companions"?
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Hulkotron on December 09, 2023, 03:35:38 PM
Thanks for improving my vocabulary. The term ephebophilia is new to me.

You are very strange.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 09, 2023, 03:45:18 PM
Here in Sweden, when I was a kid, a German Shepherd was typically a dog many gutter drunks would own. I don't know if these severe alkies should own dogs, though often it looked like the dog was healthy even if the owner wasn't. Was it the same in other countries, they were "gutter companions"?
When I was a gutter drunk my main companion was a bottle of Thunderbird wine.  :D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Henda on December 09, 2023, 03:52:02 PM
They changed the name from German Shepards to Alsations during the war when it was the least popular thing to be refered to as German

Makes sense I grew up knowing them only as Alsatian’s and only heard them called German shepherds in recent years
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Henda on December 09, 2023, 03:55:18 PM
Here in Sweden, when I was a kid, a German Shepherd was typically a dog many gutter drunks would own. I don't know if these severe alkies should own dogs, though often it looked like the dog was healthy even if the owner wasn't. Was it the same in other countries, they were "gutter companions"?

Don’t seem to see as many of them here as used to, mainly over here was used as guard dogs and police dogs and were quite popular family dog at one point, I practically lived at my aunty and uncles as a kid and they had a beautiful white one who was an amazing dog he saved their lives when someone set fire to their house by waking them up
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Fortress on December 09, 2023, 04:47:10 PM
Not ever have a day go by without imagining how much better Earth would be without Chocs and filthy Muzzies.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on December 09, 2023, 11:50:49 PM
You know you`re a getbigger:

If you know Rons favorite dish is Orange Chicken.

If you know a cock in your ass feels like a deep tissue massage.

If you remember Nails,Fat Panda,True Grit,Mars,Kiwiol,and Goatboy.......among others.

If you weigh 238 pounds but can`t squat with 315.

If you know that Fat Alex is well........FAT.

If you fuck with Venom Vince you will soon after be a corpse.

If you know that "Children Are The Orgasm Of Life".

If you wear brown paper bags on your feet.

Absolute gold. You just forgot to mention the tough trust fund kid who moved to India from the UK after being arrested for possession of kiddy porn. One of the best reveals here ever.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 10, 2023, 01:07:34 AM
Bro...
Brutal but true.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Kwon on December 10, 2023, 01:51:36 AM
Absolute gold. You just forgot to mention the tough trust fund kid who moved to India from the UK after being arrested for possession of kiddy porn. One of the best reveals here ever.

Pillowtalk!
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 10, 2023, 02:22:04 AM
Absolute gold. You just forgot to mention the tough trust fund kid who moved to India from the UK after being arrested for possession of kiddy porn. One of the best reveals here ever.

Thanks !!  :D

Oh yeah that filthy "pillowtalk" scumbag...........he`s too disgraceful to even be brought up my friend......fucking pedo piece of shit.....I hope he`s rotting in Hell.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 10, 2023, 04:46:17 AM
I remember a thread here way back about 40 yard sprint times for D1 players. Post after post how everyone here was a sub 5 second sprinter. I guess it's a requirement to be really fast to be a real getbigger. Never mind the 6 thousand square foot house with the 70K car parked out front with the super model girlfriend.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Hulkotron on December 10, 2023, 05:07:08 AM
I remember a thread here way back about 40 yard sprint times for D1 players. Post after post how everyone here was a sub 5 second sprinter. I guess it's a requirement to be really fast to be a real getbigger. Never mind the 6 thousand square foot house with the 70K car parked out front with the super model girlfriend.

x2 sub-5 40y and sub-12 100m (in high school, electronic timing) are standard performances around here.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: IroNat on December 10, 2023, 06:12:39 AM
x2 sub-5 40y and sub-12 100m (in high school, electronic timing) are standard performances around here.

Even for the rare female Getbigger.
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: joswift on December 10, 2023, 06:21:20 AM
The knowledge that August 6th came and went without incident
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: Rambone on December 10, 2023, 06:23:36 AM
The knowledge that August 6th came and went without incident

Ah, yes. The big Trainer reveal in Vegas
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: wes on December 10, 2023, 06:32:47 AM
The knowledge that August 6th came and went without incident
;D
Title: Re: Requirements for being a real getbigger
Post by: beakdoctor on December 10, 2023, 07:48:49 PM
Took a dump on a woman's chest.

For the discerning female getbigger: have a dump taken on your chest.