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Title: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Palumboism on August 24, 2024, 11:23:32 AM
I'm not really into MMA, but found this interview amusing. 

Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: IroNat on August 24, 2024, 12:20:42 PM
Tyson isn't MMA.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Palumboism on August 24, 2024, 06:39:50 PM
Xu Xiaodong (MMA) vs Kung Fu master. 

Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: 1Patrick on August 24, 2024, 06:49:18 PM
Using Bullshido it’s like going full retard .Never go full retard.

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Palumboism on August 24, 2024, 07:14:43 PM
This guy is even more deluded. 

Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 25, 2024, 12:43:15 AM
^^^These guys really believe they are badasses. It must be a real shock when they find out (and feel) the truth.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: balzac on August 25, 2024, 01:18:04 PM
 :D



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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: GymnJuice on August 25, 2024, 04:01:12 PM
(https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Steven-Seagal.jpg)

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Bevo on August 25, 2024, 11:49:03 PM
What’s the problem? Bhanky can take down everyone
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: IroNat on August 26, 2024, 05:50:32 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: joswift on August 26, 2024, 05:53:56 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry

yep, just get a screenshot from Friends and focus your Chi and touch his nose.
It will also work on any other cast members, even guest appearances , I did it to Brice Willis but only gave it a half hearted go, still working though.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: IroNat on August 26, 2024, 06:03:01 AM
yep, just get a screenshot from Friends and focus your Chi and touch his nose.
It will also work on any other cast members, even guest appearances , I did it to Brice Willis but only gave it a half hearted go, still working though.

You messed Willis up bad.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Rambone on August 26, 2024, 05:13:33 PM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2024, 12:00:10 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: IroNat on August 27, 2024, 09:09:41 AM
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D

When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2024, 11:51:00 PM
When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.
It worked!
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: pamith on August 29, 2024, 06:29:48 AM
Martial arts are bs
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: The Scott on August 29, 2024, 09:25:19 AM
I recall Bruce Lee when asked why so many Kung Fu Films were not set in the modern era replied, "Guns".
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 30, 2024, 12:48:42 AM
I recall Bruce Lee when asked why so many Kung Fu Films were not set in the modern era replied, "Guns".
:D Makes sense.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: funk51 on August 30, 2024, 12:33:49 PM
   
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2024, 01:00:22 PM
When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.

Same, but i only managed to focus on Vincent Van Goghs ear.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 30, 2024, 01:29:22 PM
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D

I don't follow this board to closely. Did he kill you?
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 31, 2024, 12:35:20 AM
I don't follow this board to closely. Did he kill you?
Didn't even try.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Donny on August 31, 2024, 01:10:32 AM
Sport of the future

Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Donny on August 31, 2024, 01:17:47 AM
This still makes me laugh. I did watch a group " training " their Chi ..me & my mate just walked out after 5 minutes.
Obviously there's a lot of Bullshido out there.
Met some good trained fighters but also charlatans

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Donny on August 31, 2024, 01:21:37 AM
Apparently this guy was a famous Hong Kong film star

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Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Griffith on August 31, 2024, 01:26:09 AM
:D
(https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Steven-Seagal.jpg)

His wig looks like a cut-out carpet on his head.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Donny on August 31, 2024, 01:54:34 AM
His wig looks like a cut-out carpet on his head.

I did like his first films but later they´re just trash.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: The Scott on August 31, 2024, 07:04:02 AM
Apparently this guy was a famous Hong Kong film star

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This looks like K-Poop tryouts for a remake of "Thriller".

bhanky would doubtless "fuck him".
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Donny on August 31, 2024, 07:11:53 AM
These frauds give skilled fighters a bad name.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 31, 2024, 11:57:54 PM
His wig looks like a cut-out carpet on his head.
I think it is a cut out carpet.