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Palumboism

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Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« on: August 24, 2024, 11:23:32 AM »
I'm not really into MMA, but found this interview amusing. 

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IroNat

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2024, 12:20:42 PM »
Tyson isn't MMA.
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Palumboism

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2024, 06:39:50 PM »
Xu Xiaodong (MMA) vs Kung Fu master. 

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2024, 06:49:18 PM »
Using Bullshido it’s like going full retard .Never go full retard.

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Palumboism

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2024, 07:14:43 PM »
This guy is even more deluded. 

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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2024, 12:43:15 AM »
^^^These guys really believe they are badasses. It must be a real shock when they find out (and feel) the truth.
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2024, 01:18:04 PM »
 :D



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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2024, 04:01:12 PM »
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2024, 11:49:03 PM »
What’s the problem? Bhanky can take down everyone
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IroNat

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2024, 05:50:32 AM »
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2024, 05:53:56 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 26, 2024, 05:50:32 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry

yep, just get a screenshot from Friends and focus your Chi and touch his nose.
It will also work on any other cast members, even guest appearances , I did it to Brice Willis but only gave it a half hearted go, still working though.
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IroNat

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2024, 06:03:01 AM »
Quote from: joswift on August 26, 2024, 05:53:56 AM
yep, just get a screenshot from Friends and focus your Chi and touch his nose.
It will also work on any other cast members, even guest appearances , I did it to Brice Willis but only gave it a half hearted go, still working though.

You messed Willis up bad.
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2024, 05:13:33 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 26, 2024, 05:50:32 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry


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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2024, 12:00:10 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 26, 2024, 05:50:32 AM
I use the Dim Mak death touch.

It never fails.

You can do it over the internet.

Example: Matthew Perry
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D
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IroNat

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2024, 09:09:41 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2024, 12:00:10 AM
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D

When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2024, 11:51:00 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2024, 09:09:41 AM
When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.
It worked!
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2024, 06:29:48 AM »
Martial arts are bs
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The Scott

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2024, 09:25:19 AM »
I recall Bruce Lee when asked why so many Kung Fu Films were not set in the modern era replied, "Guns".
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2024, 12:48:42 AM »
Quote from: The Scott on August 29, 2024, 09:25:19 AM
I recall Bruce Lee when asked why so many Kung Fu Films were not set in the modern era replied, "Guns".
:D Makes sense.
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2024, 12:33:49 PM »
   
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2024, 01:00:22 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on August 27, 2024, 09:09:41 AM
When I was just a beginner I did an internet touch on Michael J. Fox.

Same, but i only managed to focus on Vincent Van Goghs ear.
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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2024, 01:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 27, 2024, 12:00:10 AM
25 years ago I was on a forum with the guys who sold Count Dante's Dim Mak course. They took that shit seriously and when I mocked it they threatened to trace my IP address and come to my house and kill me. ;D

I don't follow this board to closely. Did he kill you?
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Humble Narcissist

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2024, 12:35:20 AM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on August 30, 2024, 01:29:22 PM
I don't follow this board to closely. Did he kill you?
Didn't even try.
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Donny

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2024, 01:10:32 AM »
Sport of the future

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Re: Kung Fu Master Challenges MMA Fighter
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2024, 01:17:47 AM »
This still makes me laugh. I did watch a group " training " their Chi ..me & my mate just walked out after 5 minutes.
Obviously there's a lot of Bullshido out there.
Met some good trained fighters but also charlatans

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