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Title: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 21, 2024, 03:15:04 PM
I was at the Gym today absolutely peeled and shredded. Running through my arms workout my biceps just kept getting bigger harder and freakier with every rep. Yes that's known as being fukkin RIPPED at year round single digit BF meanwhile this Latina babe was spying on me while I blasted my biceps peaks with concentration curls. Then she strutted past me and put on a show of her own on the glutes/hammy machine. It was pure erotic tension between the 2 hottest people in the gym while the rest of the mere human permabulkers observed the mating ritual in defeated silence. I fukking eat NOTHING but chicken breast, rice and broccoli. No cheat meals. Maybe a sweet potato on special occasions. Serratus displayed in bold relief and broads can't keep their hands to themselves. They see their hubbies and fiancees for money and gifts and they see me when they want that shredded physique and matinee idol good looks.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Dokey111 on September 21, 2024, 03:23:21 PM
here you are jerking off again
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: funk51 on September 21, 2024, 03:24:31 PM
   
   
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 21, 2024, 03:30:32 PM
here you are jerking off again
Strictly No Fap. Jacking off robs the body of testosterone.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: obsidian on September 21, 2024, 04:47:10 PM
I was at the Gym today absolutely peeled and shredded. Running through my arms workout my biceps just kept getting bigger harder and freakier with every rep. Yes that's known as being fukkin RIPPED at year round single digit BF meanwhile this Latina babe was spying on me while I blasted my biceps peaks with concentration curls. Then she strutted past me and put on a show of her own on the glutes/hammy machine. It was pure erotic tension between the 2 hottest people in the gym while the rest of the mere human permabulkers observed the mating ritual in defeated silence. I fukking eat NOTHING but chicken breast, rice and broccoli. No cheat meals. Maybe a sweet potato on special occasions. Serratus displayed in bold relief and broads can't keep their hands to themselves. They see their hubbies and fiancees for money and gifts and they see me when they want that shredded physique and matinee idol good looks.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This never happened
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: 1Patrick on September 21, 2024, 05:01:05 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This never happened
It actually happens  all the time when people skip the mental health medications and do not wear glasses when looking at the mirror.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 21, 2024, 05:05:42 PM
It actually happens  all the time when people skip the mental health medications and do not wear glasses when looking at the mirror.
You sound like a typical permabulking skinny fat mess that can't get a diet off the ground. Women have a word for you: "gross". Then you meltdown hard when a fukkin stud like me shows up peeled at 6.07% BF and makes a date with some broad that's been spurning your advances forever
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 21, 2024, 05:15:25 PM
You sound like a typical permabulking skinny fat mess that can't get a diet off the ground. Women have a word for you: "gross". Then you meltdown hard when a fukkin stud like me shows up peeled at 6.07% BF and makes a date with some broad that's been spurning your advances forever


You just come back every few years with this gimmick don’t you? Skinny paki twat.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: 1Patrick on September 21, 2024, 05:25:57 PM
You sound like a typical permabulking skinny fat mess that can't get a diet off the ground. Women have a word for you: "gross". Then you meltdown hard when a fukkin stud like me shows up peeled at 6.07% BF and makes a date with some broad that's been spurning your advances forever
Ok maybe you didn’t skip the nut job medication ,but do not drink while on it.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: karasan on September 21, 2024, 06:23:02 PM
I was at the Gym today absolutely peeled and shredded. Running through my arms workout my biceps just kept getting bigger harder and freakier with every rep. Yes that's known as being fukkin RIPPED at year round single digit BF meanwhile this Latina babe was spying on me while I blasted my biceps peaks with concentration curls. Then she strutted past me and put on a show of her own on the glutes/hammy machine. It was pure erotic tension between the 2 hottest people in the gym while the rest of the mere human permabulkers observed the mating ritual in defeated silence. I fukking eat NOTHING but chicken breast, rice and broccoli. No cheat meals. Maybe a sweet potato on special occasions. Serratus displayed in bold relief and broads can't keep their hands to themselves. They see their hubbies and fiancees for money and gifts and they see me when they want that shredded physique and matinee idol good looks.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: njflex on September 21, 2024, 07:08:13 PM
You sound like a typical permabulking skinny fat mess that can't get a diet off the ground. Women have a word for you: "gross". Then you meltdown hard when a fukkin stud like me shows up peeled at 6.07% BF and makes a date with some broad that's been spurning your advances forever
Are you asian
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 21, 2024, 08:25:47 PM
Are you asian


 ;D
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 22, 2024, 01:30:01 AM
Professor Deltoid is amazing. ::)
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: funk51 on September 22, 2024, 04:06:22 AM
Professor Deltoid is amazing. ::)
   at least Bhanky puts on pics. no pics it didn't happen. :o
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 22, 2024, 08:15:01 AM
   at least Bhanky puts on pics. no pics it didn't happen. :o
Are you blind? My profile picture is prominently displayed in my Avatar.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: 1Patrick on September 22, 2024, 08:52:39 AM
Are you blind? My profile picture is prominently displayed in my Avatar.
That pic is stolen.
It is  Justin Bieber in  P.Diddy’s bedroom .
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: affeman on September 22, 2024, 09:14:46 AM
I was at the Gym today absolutely peeled and shredded. Running through my arms workout my biceps just kept getting bigger harder and freakier with every rep. Yes that's known as being fukkin RIPPED at year round single digit BF meanwhile this Latina babe was spying on me while I blasted my biceps peaks with concentration curls. Then she strutted past me and put on a show of her own on the glutes/hammy machine. It was pure erotic tension between the 2 hottest people in the gym while the rest of the mere human permabulkers observed the mating ritual in defeated silence. I fukking eat NOTHING but chicken breast, rice and broccoli. No cheat meals. Maybe a sweet potato on special occasions. Serratus displayed in bold relief and broads can't keep their hands to themselves. They see their hubbies and fiancees for money and gifts and they see me when they want that shredded physique and matinee idol good looks.

(https://www.buffed.de/screenshots/1280x1024/2012/12/warcraft-nerd-south-park.jpg)
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Krankenstein on September 22, 2024, 09:57:36 AM
That pic is stolen.
It is  Justin Bieber in  P.Diddy’s bedroom .

We need royalty to weigh in on who this really is.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: funk51 on September 22, 2024, 01:51:14 PM
Are you blind? My profile picture is prominently displayed in my Avatar.
  What gym do you go to that this is the best built guy in it. a gym for 80 year olds. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 22, 2024, 02:01:47 PM
  What gym do you go to that this is the best built guy in it. a gym for 80 year olds. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.
 
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: bhank on September 22, 2024, 02:10:43 PM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.


So this has to be DJ yes or is it a gimmick pretending to be a gimmick of DJ?
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: mops on September 22, 2024, 02:12:34 PM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

A fan of Pellius' posts, ehh ?
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: njflex on September 22, 2024, 02:37:06 PM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.
You must get alot of comps by the gym homies and the 18yr old tight ass chicas
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: joswift on September 22, 2024, 02:39:09 PM

So this has to be DJ yes or is it a gimmick pretending to be a gimmick of DJ?
as long as hes not pretending to be you its a win ...
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: 1Patrick on September 22, 2024, 03:02:53 PM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.
How’s your Russian?
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Krankenstein on September 22, 2024, 03:46:04 PM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

Looks like your pic was taken in your grandma's bedroom just before you went all Taffin-Bane with her panties.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: funk51 on September 23, 2024, 04:28:29 AM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.
   As long as you're happy and satisfied that's all that really matters, don't let me spoil your delusion. ;D
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: joswift on September 23, 2024, 04:35:23 AM
Looks like your pic was taken in your grandma's bedroom just before you went all Taffin-Bane with her panties.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Man_smelling_the_crotch_of_a_pair_of_women%27s_panties.jpg/2448px-Man_smelling_the_crotch_of_a_pair_of_women%27s_panties.jpg)
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: joswift on September 23, 2024, 04:36:32 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=693919.0;attach=1529295;image)

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: CalvinH on September 23, 2024, 05:13:51 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=693919.0;attach=1529295;image)

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks

Then we can officially confirm the man in the pic is not dj.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 23, 2024, 05:36:37 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=693919.0;attach=1529295;image)

it looks like she has her hand down his trunks
That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: njflex on September 23, 2024, 02:40:06 PM
That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.
:) ;)
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: falco on September 24, 2024, 02:28:22 AM
That dude is carrying way more fat than me. You can barely see his serratus.

That is great! Could you be so kind to marvel us with a picture of your magnificent physique? I can only assume that the blurry mess in your avatar is you before starting training.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: delon on September 24, 2024, 02:56:33 AM
Bro I'm in my 50s bro and look 27 AT THE MOST. 167 lbs of twisted steel with abba-dabbas you could grate cheese on bro. The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

The sexual attention I get from the ladies is one hundred fold what it was with my Arnold physique. I am now in my late 50s now and look to be in my 30s with little to no knee pain.

Professor, congrats on your abba-dabbas and Human Sex Buffet appeal

Bit confused about your age-appearance range however

Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 24, 2024, 03:50:26 AM
Professor, congrats on your abba-dabbas and Human Sex Buffet appeal

Bit confused about your age-appearance range however
Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Krankenstein on September 24, 2024, 05:07:28 AM
Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: joswift on September 24, 2024, 06:10:08 AM
Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

put some more on your fingertips, it may stop you typing for a while...
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: tatoo on September 24, 2024, 06:12:14 AM
Yes. During the 17 day swing between the 2 posts I began facial exfoliation with a new product and I guess it's working. Everyone used to guess me to be mid 30's, but the most recent feedback came from a sweet Latina college student I met at the grocery store. After three hours of incredible sex we were laying up in the bed and she told me I didn't look a day over 27. So the exfoliation cream is working.

how old are you faggit?
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: MAXX on September 24, 2024, 06:16:33 AM
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Beefjake on September 24, 2024, 06:23:58 AM
The gym is pretty typical demographics. Lots of powerlifters, some amateur bodybuilders and an IFBB Pro or two.

Lol. Typical demographic 🙄
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: joswift on September 24, 2024, 06:28:43 AM
how old are you faggit?
he will say the same age as dj bearing in mind hes doing a lame impression of him
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Lartinos on September 24, 2024, 07:16:43 AM
he will say the same age as dj bearing in mind hes doing a lame impression of him

DJ is such a colossal fuck-up he has inspired his own gimmick.

I’m sure the real chief is reading all this though.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 24, 2024, 10:11:37 AM
Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.
Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Phantom Spunker on September 24, 2024, 10:46:45 AM
Prof is a shagger of biblical proportions, I have to give him that. Would love to hear some more stories of past conquests.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Krankenstein on September 24, 2024, 10:49:09 AM
Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.

Riiiight.  You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys a good dick-shelfing from a thai lady boy
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: robcguns on September 24, 2024, 10:53:02 AM
Sounds like you didn't mind her 5 o'clock shadow and adams apple.

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: AbrahamG on September 24, 2024, 11:56:15 AM
Sorry chief, I'm not a member of the "woke" tranny lover generation. I'm strictly old school and only fuck with hot Latina broads (who were born broads lol) and the occasional Eastern European sexpot.

Are you #teamhorsecock material?
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: Professor Deltoid on September 24, 2024, 01:11:29 PM
Are you #teamhorsecock material?
I do happen to he be extremely well-hung yes. Women considered me to be huge when I was walking around at an Arnold-esque 244 lbs. Then when I leaned out down to 167 lbs of striated granite it just got insane. I'm so big now chicks are referring their girlfriends to me. Getting this lean added another 2" to an already massive anaconda. I drop a couple of NO2 capsules and it's just other-worldly. Chicks are just amazed.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: 1Patrick on September 24, 2024, 01:23:20 PM
I do happen to he be extremely well-hung yes. Women considered me to be huge when I was walking around at an Arnold-esque 244 lbs. Then when I leaned out down to 167 lbs of striated granite it just got insane. I'm so big now chicks are referring their girlfriends to me. Getting this lean added another 2" to an already massive anaconda. I drop a couple of NO2 capsules and it's just other-worldly. Chicks are just amazed.
DJ how’s life ??Hope all is well.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: robcguns on September 24, 2024, 02:09:43 PM
DJ how’s life ??Hope all is well.

Hahaha. This definitely this.
Title: Re: Ripped in modern gyms
Post by: mops on September 24, 2024, 08:22:10 PM
DJ how’s life ??Hope all is well.

Not BJ.

It's "Lifter Of Iron"