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Title: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 28, 2024, 09:58:51 AM
(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: IroNat on October 28, 2024, 10:40:42 AM
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Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 28, 2024, 11:13:07 AM
And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Lartinos on October 28, 2024, 11:32:34 AM
TBH I think most posts like this don’t work, but this one is brilliant.

I am afraid though that laughing to GB so much may cause wrinkles on my face.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 28, 2024, 11:32:55 AM
gymrat is fuckin talented hahaha
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 28, 2024, 11:39:12 AM
And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

fuck off Brian you snidey cowardly kunt
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: funk51 on October 28, 2024, 11:55:12 AM
   He is without a doubt the poet laureate of getbig. another master work. he is head and shoulders above everyone for getbig's  poster of the year.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 28, 2024, 12:21:40 PM
   He is without a doubt the poet laureate of getbig. another master work. he is head and shoulders above everyone for getbig's  poster of the year.

Thank you my friend FUNK!
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 28, 2024, 12:23:54 PM
And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 28, 2024, 12:29:47 PM
Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...

hes had the same "nasty gay shit" reply ever since he came here in 21

Hes a self loathing closet homo

why have such a reaction to someone saying you are gay?

I even had OMR once PM me over some posts after I kept asking someone what was wrong with being gay and why did they consider it an insult

He thought I was gay  ;D
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Lartinos on October 28, 2024, 12:32:46 PM
Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...

He was told from the beginning that us straight gays don’t want to see the D. Root and that doing so is a gay act.

His response was to continue posting it… Why would someone do that?
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 28, 2024, 12:47:04 PM
He was told from the beginning that us straight gays don’t want to see the D. Root and that doing so is a gay act.

His response was to continue posting it… Why would someone do that?
Because he knows from experience that forums have gay lurkers
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 28, 2024, 01:27:37 PM

Brian Wood Hankins, a lover of men,
He touches his toes, now and again
He opens his cheeks, for Bailey so wide,
In slides his crank, probes Healey's insides
-
Pays men on the side, to ram his bunghole,
When they are done, he slobbers their pole
Come out of that closet, said Bailey & Pat,
Into his pants, Wood Healey just shat
-
He hangs by the pool, in Em's underwear,
A very gay pose, all hiked up his rear
A very small peen, a 'Dugdale like' hog,
He runs 'round the yard, trying to ass-rape his dog
-
Wood Healey Hank, his Pringle-tube frame,
Torn pec and arm, physiques very lame
Got legs like a stick, a joke of a man,
At least he has Bailey, just plowing  his can..

Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: wes on October 28, 2024, 06:23:58 PM
(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then


You`re gifted GR......legit LOL !!     ;D
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 29, 2024, 02:16:10 AM
You`re gifted GR......legit LOL !!     ;D

LOL

A massive and grainy, shredded beast of IRON!! (Notice all the injection marks on upper legs near the glutes).
Pin cushion of peace...

Pecs are MIA. Quads are MIA. Very soft and flat feller...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 29, 2024, 02:32:29 AM

Excellent rhymes but it is a sin to prey on the retarded.  >:(
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 02:43:48 AM
LOL

A massive and grainy, shredded beast of IRON!! (Notice all the injection marks on upper legs near the glutes).
Pin cushion of peace...

Pecs are MIA. Quads are MIA. Very soft and flat feller...

Right I am clearly not in pose.

I tell you what gym rat since I am so soft and flabby how about we post post pics today? if you are in better condition I leave forever deal? If I am in better condition you leave forever? Deal?? Stop bullshitting
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 29, 2024, 02:48:11 AM
Right I am clearly not in pose.

I tell you what gym rat since I am so soft and flabby how about we post post pics today? if you are in better condition I leave forever deal? If I am in better condition you leave forever? Deal?? Stop bullshitting

Here he goes, trolling for pics of half-naked men again, and looking for a reason to post his dick-root.
No thx Mr. Softee... What is a "post post" BTW?

And relax bud, its not even 6 AM and youre fired up.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 03:05:02 AM
Here he goes, trolling for pics of half-naked men again, and looking for a reason to post his dick-root.
No thx Mr. Softee... What is a "post post" BTW?

And relax bud, its not even 6 AM and youre fired up.

Hey man I get it make whatever excuse you want. Come on a bodybuilding board and claim pictures of men with their shirts off is gay any excuse you need. We both know I am in better condition than you but you want to call me out of shape while hiding your tits and belly behind a screen got it. I win by default @slob

Oh yeah I get up at 5am everyday I am a productive person
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 03:13:44 AM
Hey man I get it make whatever excuse you want. Come on a bodybuilding board and claim pictures of men with their shirts off is gay any excuse you need. We both know I am in better condition than you but you want to call me out of shape while hiding your tits and belly behind a screen got it. I win by default @slob

Oh yeah I get up at 5am everyday tweaking to get on my vape I am a kunt of a person

tell us why you are a hero for not completing your 2 year term in the army?
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 03:15:20 AM
tell us why you are a hero for not completing your 2 year term in the army?

None of your business. Why are you obsessed with another man? Why do you go to facebook to find old pics and comments to make up stories? Why do you harass people you don't know off site? Wtf is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 03:17:43 AM
None of your business. Why are you obsessed with another man? Why do you go to facebook to find old pics and comments to make up stories? Why do you harass people you don't know off site? Wtf is wrong with you?
but you tell me all about your great investments and every other little detail of your worthless fucking life no one wants to know about but now all of a sudden you being a hero is none of my business?

More lies and obfuscation Brian...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 03:27:53 AM
but you tell me all about your great investments and every other little detail of your worthless fucking life no one wants to know about but now all of a sudden you being a hero is none of my business?

More lies and obfuscation Brian...

Hey man you want me to be broke sorry I am not broke but you enjoy it
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 29, 2024, 03:35:30 AM
(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then




this is genius!


great work
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 03:36:35 AM
Hey man you want me to be broke sorry I am not broke but you enjoy it

Even if it turned out the reason you left the army was raping babies it still wouldnt be enough to make you leave this forum.

the amount of times you should have slunk away in shame is astounding but here you still are jerking off to the abuse

I dont think you have even the slightest bit of self awareness to experience shame

You live in your own little enclosed world where you are the hero in all your stories

Never lost a fight

Never failed a lift

Never told a lie
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 29, 2024, 03:40:28 AM
Hey man I get it make whatever excuse you want. Come on a bodybuilding board and claim pictures of men with their shirts off is gay any excuse you need. We both know I am in better condition than you but you want to call me out of shape while hiding your tits and belly behind a screen got it. I win by default @slob

Oh yeah I get up at 5am everyday I am a productive person

don't cry Brian

Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 03:40:34 AM
Even if it turned out the reason you left the army was raping babies it still wouldnt be enough to make you leave this forum.

the amount of times you should have slunk away in shame is astounding but here you still are jerking off to the abuse

I dont think you have even the slightest bit of self awareness to experience shame

You live in your own little enclosed world where you are the hero in all your stories

Never lost a fight

Never failed a lift

Never told a lie

I have nothing to be ashamed about having other more interesting things to do on occasion isn't slinking away. You are the one who should be ashamed of your behavior.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 03:45:20 AM
I have nothing to be ashamed about having other more interesting things to do on occasion isn't slinking away. You are the one who should be ashamed of your behavior.
you missed the point Brian, you have NEVER slunk away regardless of the embarrassing things you have been caught doing

Imagine a man offering to take on all comers then phoning the police when someone took him up on it?
A 60 year old Parkinsons sufferer at that

You worthless kunt
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 03:54:56 AM
you missed the point Brian, you have NEVER slunk away regardless of the embarrassing things you have been caught doing

Imagine a man offering to take on all comers then phoning the police when someone took him up on it?
A 60 year old Parkinsons sufferer at that

You worthless kunt

I haven't been caught doing anything embarrassing I am not the one who is stalking another man online. Josh never had any intention of coming to NC 3 times he said he was coming 3 times nothing fool me once. He claims he bought a ticket to NC he never showed it though did he? Dude is a liar taking getbig on another bullshit trip that never happened for the 3rd time

I will fucking kill Josh he is a joke to me same with you just another old man
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 29, 2024, 04:10:07 AM
I haven't been caught doing anything embarrassing I am not the one who is stalking another man online. Josh never had any intention of coming to NC 3 times he said he was coming 3 times nothing fool me once. He claims he bought a ticket to NC he never showed it though did he? Dude is a liar taking getbig on another bullshit trip that never happened for the 3rd time

I will fucking kill Josh he is a joke to me same with you just another old man

who wore it best?

the jumbotron arm shot?

the jay cutler show?

you had a chance to entertain josh and protect your family. instead you called the authorities to ensure he couldnt even enter the country a couple of thousand miles away. its an unprecedented level of cowardice and you can never come back from it.

nobody took you serious before. now you are. a parody of your own bullshit.


and Brian not coming ot the centre to fight is quitting on your stool. its that simple. thats what you did. you dint even have a corner,an because you  are friendless
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 04:21:23 AM
I haven't been caught doing anything embarrassing I am not the one who is stalking another man online. Josh never had any intention of coming to NC 3 times he said he was coming 3 times nothing fool me once. He claims he bought a ticket to NC he never showed it though did he? Dude is a liar taking getbig on another bullshit trip that never happened for the 3rd time

I will fucking kill Josh he is a joke to me same with you just another old man

its like you are on a fucking endless loop of the same repetitive battle cries

I will fucking kill...

Post your pics

Film yourself lifting ....

I put dents in his head

I fought every day...

I am making great gains.,..

How about trying ..."I left the army because......"
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 29, 2024, 04:31:05 AM
or


I HAD A PROBATION OFFICER BECAUSE...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 05:33:29 AM
Right I am the one on here pretending to be in shape lol 219lbs in the bathroom today
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 29, 2024, 05:34:25 AM
unsolicited touting for cawk closeted homo above
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 06:09:58 AM
unsolicited touting for cawk closeted homo above

Hey man you have to options either post a lift or a pic you can't do either because you are a fat fucking slob not on my level let's be real for a moment. All you can do is write bullshit blah blah blah blah I am not a slob I am in shape I swear even though I am 253lbs and can't bench 315lbs on gear blah blah blah fucking slob
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 29, 2024, 06:18:30 AM
Hey man you have to options either post a lift or a pic you can't do either because you are a fat fucking slob not on my level let's be real for a moment. All you can do is write bullshit blah blah blah blah I am not a slob I am in shape I swear even though I am 253lbs and can't bench 315lbs on gear blah blah blah fucking slob

i can hear your high pitched gay voice from here in ny... u upset again sally?.. lol stop acting so feminine hankins
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 29, 2024, 06:21:23 AM
i can hear your high pitched gay voice from here in ny... u upset again sally?.. lol stop acting so feminine hankins

Same to this Josh Gimmick another 250lb man 60-year-old man with tits that can't bench 315lbs trying to convince everyone they are on my level. If you are 250lbs with two good pecs and you can't bench 315lbs you are a fat slob with tits that is just basic math

Prove me wrong you can't its basic physics
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 29, 2024, 08:03:27 AM
If you know, you know
(https://i.ibb.co/hm5jgnp/kUSRAYzj.jpg)
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: IroNat on October 29, 2024, 08:26:51 AM
Right I am the one on here pretending to be in shape lol 219lbs in the bathroom today

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=694451.0;attach=1535486;image)

High as a kite with a pure retard face.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: funk51 on October 29, 2024, 10:48:03 AM
High as a kite with a pure retard face.
                And here I thought you were a BHANKY fan.... :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: IroNat on October 30, 2024, 09:37:22 AM
                And here I thought you were a BHANKY fan.... :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm helping Bhanky by giving him tough love.

 ;)
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: falco on October 30, 2024, 09:57:28 AM
And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

You are seeing the glass half empty. He dedicated those lyrics to you, oh great one!
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: falco on October 30, 2024, 09:58:40 AM
(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

This is a masterpiece! Congrats.





BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 30, 2024, 10:12:27 AM
You are seeing the glass half empty. He dedicated those lyrics to you, oh great one!

i havent even read it
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 30, 2024, 10:22:36 AM
i havent even read it

Then why did you say this liar??  Why are you in the thread, just to argue??   ??? ???
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 30, 2024, 10:44:16 AM
Then why did you say this liar??  Why are you in the thread, just to argue??   ??? ???

Again I did not read it or the prime one I saw the first few sentences and could see what it was you are a nasty gay fuck
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 30, 2024, 11:01:40 AM
Again I did not read it or the prime one I saw the first few sentences and could see what it was you are a nasty gay fuck


10 Pathological Liar Signs

How do you recognize a pathological liar? Consistent lying and making up stories are the primary signs of pathological lying. Typical pathological liar signs in young adults include:

Embellishing lies with extensive details
Telling dramatic and highly unlikely stories
Appearing anxious while talking
Getting defensive when confronted about a lie
Constantly changing their story or being vague when questioned
Lying about something even when there’s no reason to
Seeming unconcerned with being caught in a lie
Feeling a “high” when they get away with lying
Passing off a story someone else told as their own
Acting in ways that don’t match their words
Pathological liars may lie for a specific reason, or their lying may be more random. And pathological lying is not defined just by the frequency of lies. The distress and danger that lying causes is also significant. For example, a pathological liar may lie about their suicidal tendencies in a therapy session, putting themselves in danger.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: irishdave on October 30, 2024, 11:15:51 AM
High as a kite with a pure retard face.

Stoned to bits
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 30, 2024, 11:22:10 AM
Same to this Josh Gimmick another 250lb man 60-year-old man with tits that can't bench 315lbs trying to convince everyone they are on my level. If you are 250lbs with two good pecs and you can't bench 315lbs you are a fat slob with tits that is just basic math

Prove me wrong you can't its basic physics

wtf? im 45 spankins
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 30, 2024, 11:23:16 AM
Brian is on 97 posts today.

10 Pathological Liar Signs

How do you recognize a pathological liar? Consistent lying and making up stories are the primary signs of pathological lying. Typical pathological liar signs in young adults include:

Embellishing lies with extensive details
Telling dramatic and highly unlikely stories
Appearing anxious while talking
Getting defensive when confronted about a lie
Constantly changing their story or being vague when questioned
Lying about something even when there’s no reason to
Seeming unconcerned with being caught in a lie
Feeling a “high” when they get away with lying
Passing off a story someone else told as their own
Acting in ways that don’t match their words
Pathological liars may lie for a specific reason, or their lying may be more random. And pathological lying is not defined just by the frequency of lies. The distress and danger that lying causes is also significant. For example, a pathological liar may lie about their suicidal tendencies in a therapy session, putting themselves in danger.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: funk51 on October 30, 2024, 11:36:26 AM
I'm helping Bhanky by giving him tough love.

 ;)
                     OK then, carry on. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 30, 2024, 11:37:55 AM
Brian is on 97 posts today.

10 Pathological Liar Signs

How do you recognize a pathological liar? Consistent lying and making up stories are the primary signs of pathological lying. Typical pathological liar signs in young adults include:

Embellishing lies with extensive details
Telling dramatic and highly unlikely stories
Appearing anxious while talking
Getting defensive when confronted about a lie
Constantly changing their story or being vague when questioned
Lying about something even when there’s no reason to
Seeming unconcerned with being caught in a lie
Feeling a “high” when they get away with lying
Passing off a story someone else told as their own
Acting in ways that don’t match their words
Pathological liars may lie for a specific reason, or their lying may be more random. And pathological lying is not defined just by the frequency of lies. The distress and danger that lying causes is also significant. For example, a pathological liar may lie about their suicidal tendencies in a therapy session, putting themselves in danger.

At least I dont post the same thing again and agan
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 30, 2024, 11:39:55 AM
At least I dont post the same thing again and agan


liar you posted the same unsolicited  photo in 3 threads yesterday

keep up with your lies
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 04:08:56 AM
Hanks doesn't like my songs/poems. Oh well  :-[

Lady Madonna (Wood Healey Hankins)
-----------------

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks
When you're with Bailey, do you ram his butt?
Did you think his bunghole is the best you've got?

Friday night arrives and youre with Spaulding
Sunday morning sleeping with some men
Monday's you are back taking your selfies
More dick-root again...

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks
When you're with Bailey, do you ram his butt?
Did you think his bunghole is the best you've got?

Tuesday afternoon posting on GetBig
Trolling for some caulk like his boy Prime
Thursday night, he's back with Bailey Sanchez
More ass-plow time...

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 31, 2024, 04:10:32 AM
Hanks doesn't like my songs/poems. Oh well  :-[

Lady Madonna (Wood Healey Hankins)
-----------------

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks
When you're with Bailey, do you ram his butt?
Did you think his bunghole is the best you've got?

Friday night arrives and youre with Spaulding
Sunday morning sleeping with some men
Monday's you are back taking your selfies
More dick-root again...

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks
When you're with Bailey, do you ram his butt?
Did you think his bunghole is the best you've got?

Tuesday afternoon posting on GetBig
Trolling for some caulk like his boy Prime
Thursday night, he's back with Bailey Sanchez
More ass-plow time...

Wood-Healey Hankins, dick-root in your pics
Wonder how you manage to suck those dicks


You are just embarrassing yourself now @outed
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 04:13:27 AM
You are just embarrassing yourself now @outed

Nah... What you think here obviously is meaningless.
Struck another nerve I see commander dick-root??

talk about embarrassing...

Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 31, 2024, 04:18:55 AM
Nah... What you think here obviously is meaningless.
Struck another nerve I see commander dick-root??

talk about embarrassing...

How is writing me a fag gay love letter do anything other than prove you are a fag??

You come online and write gay fantasies to other men who is embarrassing themselves?
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: webstar on October 31, 2024, 04:20:17 AM
How is writing me a fag gay love letter do anything other than prove you are a fag??

You come online and write gay fantasies to other men who is embarrassing themselves?

Hanky, why so many mugshots?

Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 31, 2024, 04:24:02 AM
How is writing me a fag gay love letter do anything other than prove you are a fag??

You come online and write gay fantasies to other men who is embarrassing themselves?

whats embarrassing, is how pissy you get over it.. its obvious that you are at least half a faggit.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: webstar on October 31, 2024, 04:26:14 AM
whats embarrassing, is how pissy you get over it.. its obvious that you are at least half a faggit.

His ex J_ _ said he use pay men and troll for cock online.

That’s why he is a member of all these forums
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 31, 2024, 04:32:12 AM
His ex J_ _ said he use pay men and troll for cock online.

That’s why he is a member of all these forums

100 percent.. he cant even hide it either... i doubt she is lying
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: bhank on October 31, 2024, 04:34:43 AM
I see you fags just want to talk about cock again today. I am out
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 31, 2024, 04:36:52 AM
I see you fags just want to talk about cock again today. I am out

 nothing worse than a lying pole smoker.. youll be back after a few hits off the pipe.. or a cock...so if were all fags... lol, why do spend hours here posting pics?  haha, just admit you are gay.. everyone here already thinks zero of you, so its just one more thing.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 31, 2024, 04:38:15 AM
I see you fags just want to talk about cock again today. I am out


please fuck off you lying coward
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: wes on October 31, 2024, 04:40:15 AM
nothing worse than a lying pole smoker.. youll be back after a few hits off the pipe.. or a cock...so if were all fags... lol, why do spend hours here posting pics?  haha, just admit you are gay.. everyone here already thinks zero of you, so its just one more thing.
;D
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 05:00:48 AM
How is writing me a fag gay love letter do anything other than prove you are a fag??

You come online and write gay fantasies to other men who is embarrassing themselves?

The only person here who embarrasses themselves daily, is you Brian. Wearing your wifes panties, non-stop dick-root pics,
non-stop selfies, etc...

Dont worry, your ex told us how you paid men to butt fuck you. The poems strike a nerve obviously.
Most would maybe chukle (or not) and move along. You get all worked up (in the closet)...

Come on out, "HANKINS20" for a vaseline discount...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 31, 2024, 05:37:13 AM
the funniest thing is even other gays don't find hims attractive. he has to pay them.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 31, 2024, 05:44:42 AM
the funniest thing is even other gays don't find hims attractive. he has to pay them.

lmao hahaha... ill be waiting for this stupid twat to reply how he gets hit on by men all the time and justify why he likes it.. not gay tho  ::)
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: 38 returns on October 31, 2024, 05:55:55 AM
he will claim they appreciate his one tit one sided polio legged turkey necked physique.

there is a gay lad in ur gym called Dave. and we literally call him gay Dave. I showed him the hankins stuff and he said 'he couldnt scream queen louder is Liza Minelli and Elton John did a duet at Carnegie hall called 'Brian is gay'.

gays, they just know don't they. 'gay-dar'
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 06:59:55 AM
lmao hahaha... ill be waiting for this stupid twat to reply how he gets hit on by men all the time and justify why he likes it.. not gay tho  ::)

Hankster talks about his caulk, "like a babys arm".
Then he shows pic's of his "HHH" tiny peen peeping thru his trunks. The angry 2-inch.
(No wonder he's so angry, got a dick like a field mouse).
HHH - Hamster Hung Hankins. Talks about his caulk, calls others ghey.
Pays men (while on tren) to plow his "fecal funnel".

Gets mad over supposed fictional poems, but they seem to strike a nerve (like a flamer in the closet might).
Poor Em, I wonder if he caved her head in yet with a back-hand??
Remember his Twitter account? "No woman is ever going to beat me" or something odd like that.
Sexist, woman degrading abuser...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Marvin Martian on October 31, 2024, 07:08:07 AM
Right I am the one on here pretending to be in shape lol 219lbs in the bathroom today

How are you not embarrassed to look like Tim Walz with that bald head with tiny wisps of hair combed over? Be a confident fckn man and shave your head. I don’t understand the feminine fear of shaving your head. You look ridiculous man
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: nobody in particular on October 31, 2024, 11:15:45 AM
Ever notice the shift in vocabulary with words like disgusting and filth when talking about himself and trying to distance himself from his own closeted homosexuality. It's a blatant 'tell' that a nerve has been struck and he is deeply ashamed of his own sexuality. 100% proof he's a receiver and is riddled with self loathing over it. And therein lies the greatest irony. Nobody here gives the slightest fuck that he loves getting plowed by another mans meat drill. Much like nobody gives a fuck that he's bald. It's his immature inability to come to terms with either and constant transparent denial of such that is the source of our disdain.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: tatoo on October 31, 2024, 11:20:01 AM
Ever notice the shift in vocabulary with words like disgusting and filth when talking about himself and trying to distance himself from his own closeted homosexuality. It's a blatant 'tell' that a nerve has been struck and he is deeply ashamed of his own sexuality. 100% proof he's a receiver and is riddled with self loathing over it. And therein lies the greatest irony. Nobody here gives the slightest fuck that he loves getting plowed by another mans meat drill. Much like nobody gives a fuck that he's bald. It's his immature inability to come to terms with either and constant transparent denial of such that is the source of our disdain.

its funny as fuck lol.. he cant hide it haha
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 11:25:51 AM
Ever notice the shift in vocabulary with words like disgusting and filth when talking about himself and trying to distance himself from his own closeted homosexuality. It's a blatant 'tell' that a nerve has been struck and he is deeply ashamed of his own sexuality. 100% proof he's a receiver and is riddled with self loathing over it. And therein lies the greatest irony. Nobody here gives the slightest fuck that he loves getting plowed by another mans meat drill. Much like nobody gives a fuck that he's bald. It's his immature inability to come to terms with either and constant transparent denial of such that is the source of our disdain.

LOL  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Marvin Martian on October 31, 2024, 11:33:18 AM
Nah... What you think here obviously is meaningless.
Struck another nerve I see commander dick-root??

talk about embarrassing...

Brian has the EXACT same hairline as Bozo the clown. It’s ok for meme like Dr. Phil - but when you are bald like that and try to pretend you have a thick head of hair it’s fckn pathetic.
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 31, 2024, 11:41:26 AM
Ever notice the shift in vocabulary with words like disgusting and filth when talking about himself and trying to distance himself from his own closeted homosexuality. It's a blatant 'tell' that a nerve has been struck and he is deeply ashamed of his own sexuality. 100% proof he's a receiver and is riddled with self loathing over it. And therein lies the greatest irony. Nobody here gives the slightest fuck that he loves getting plowed by another mans meat drill. Much like nobody gives a fuck that he's bald. It's his immature inability to come to terms with either and constant transparent denial of such that is the source of our disdain.

any straight man who is comfortable with his sexuality doesnt care if someone calls them gay

Hes a self hating closet homo hence the aggresssive responses saying hes gay
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Lartinos on October 31, 2024, 11:45:14 AM
Three of his many mugshots posted, proof of his baldness, and poem about his repulsive D. Root was enough to keep him off GB for awhile. He will need a decent stunt to get this thread from the top I’d think.

On one hand there is action and laughs when he is around, but at the same time his retarded presence can dumb down the website. He interrupts natural progressions of conversation because of his obnoxious neediness.







Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 31, 2024, 11:53:25 AM
Three of his many mugshots posted, proof of his baldness, and poem about his repulsive D. Root was enough to keep him off GB for awhile. He will need a decent stunt to get this thread from the top I’d think.

On one hand there is action and laughs when he is around, but at the same time his retarded presence can dumb down website. He interrupts natural progressions of conversation because of his obnoxious neediness.

he claims he wants to talk bodybuilding, he knows there is a well moderated positive bodybuilding forum but he wont go because he doesnt get any attention in there.

He could start all his own dick root threads and get smoke blown up his arse (along with a few cocks)

he has no intention of talking training or lifting he just wants the negative attention he gets here
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: Gym Rat on October 31, 2024, 11:58:56 AM
he claims he wants to talk bodybuilding, he knows there is a well moderated positive bodybuilding forum but he wont go because he doesnt get any attention in there.

He could start all his own dick root threads and get smoke blown up his arse (along with a few cocks)

he has no intention of talking training or lifting he just wants the negative attention he gets here

He got banned 4 times from ProMuscle, so he is just here to fight, brag, act ignorant, be bald, etc...
Clown cant function well in society...
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: joswift on October 31, 2024, 12:02:54 PM
He got banned 4 times from ProMuscle, so he is just here to fight, brag, act ignorant, be bald, etc...
Clown cant function well in society...

thats why hes always at home, he would get fucking hammered if he went out socially, although I think hes a real pussy when hes in the company of other men.
His bravery is only apparent when hes with 100lb women
Title: Re: Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)
Post by: funk51 on October 31, 2024, 01:31:10 PM
How are you not embarrassed to look like Tim Walz with that bald head with tiny wisps of hair combed over? Be a confident fckn man and shave your head. I don’t understand the feminine fear of shaving your head. You look ridiculous man
   
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