Hanks in the Bathroom (Harry Chapin)

[Gym Rat]

(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

[IroNat]

[bhank]

And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

[Lartinos]

TBH I think most posts like this don’t work, but this one is brilliant.

I am afraid though that laughing to GB so much may cause wrinkles on my face.

[tatoo]

gymrat is fuckin talented hahaha

[joswift]

And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

fuck off Brian you snidey cowardly kunt

[funk51]

   He is without a doubt the poet laureate of getbig. another master work. he is head and shoulders above everyone for getbig's  poster of the year.

[Gym Rat]

   He is without a doubt the poet laureate of getbig. another master work. he is head and shoulders above everyone for getbig's  poster of the year.

Thank you my friend FUNK!

[Gym Rat]

And as expected more vulgarity from GYMRAT how do you think writing nasty stuff is funny? You are embarrassing yourself

Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...

[joswift]

Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...

hes had the same "nasty gay shit" reply ever since he came here in 21

Hes a self loathing closet homo

why have such a reaction to someone saying you are gay?

I even had OMR once PM me over some posts after I kept asking someone what was wrong with being gay and why did they consider it an insult

He thought I was gay 

[Lartinos]

Yet, you're the one posting dick-root pics all over the web, trolling for men...
The vulgarity is a joke, but of course it must strike a nerve w/ you... Captain Dick-Root...

And nasty is always funny, every comedian ever...

He was told from the beginning that us straight gays don’t want to see the D. Root and that doing so is a gay act.

His response was to continue posting it… Why would someone do that?

[joswift]

He was told from the beginning that us straight gays don’t want to see the D. Root and that doing so is a gay act.

His response was to continue posting it… Why would someone do that?

Because he knows from experience that forums have gay lurkers

[Gym Rat]

Brian Wood Hankins, a lover of men,
He touches his toes, now and again
He opens his cheeks, for Bailey so wide,
In slides his crank, probes Healey's insides
-
Pays men on the side, to ram his bunghole,
When they are done, he slobbers their pole
Come out of that closet, said Bailey & Pat,
Into his pants, Wood Healey just shat
-
He hangs by the pool, in Em's underwear,
A very gay pose, all hiked up his rear
A very small peen, a 'Dugdale like' hog,
He runs 'round the yard, trying to ass-rape his dog
-
Wood Healey Hank, his Pringle-tube frame,
Torn pec and arm, physiques very lame
Got legs like a stick, a joke of a man,
At least he has Bailey, just plowing  his can..

[wes]

(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

You`re gifted GR......legit LOL !!     

[Gym Rat]

You`re gifted GR......legit LOL !!     

LOL

A massive and grainy, shredded beast of IRON!! (Notice all the injection marks on upper legs near the glutes).
Pin cushion of peace...

Pecs are MIA. Quads are MIA. Very soft and flat feller...

[_bruce_]

Excellent rhymes but it is a sin to prey on the retarded. 

[bhank]

LOL

A massive and grainy, shredded beast of IRON!! (Notice all the injection marks on upper legs near the glutes).
Pin cushion of peace...

Pecs are MIA. Quads are MIA. Very soft and flat feller...

Right I am clearly not in pose.

I tell you what gym rat since I am so soft and flabby how about we post post pics today? if you are in better condition I leave forever deal? If I am in better condition you leave forever? Deal?? Stop bullshitting

[Gym Rat]

Right I am clearly not in pose.

I tell you what gym rat since I am so soft and flabby how about we post post pics today? if you are in better condition I leave forever deal? If I am in better condition you leave forever? Deal?? Stop bullshitting

Here he goes, trolling for pics of half-naked men again, and looking for a reason to post his dick-root.
No thx Mr. Softee... What is a "post post" BTW?

And relax bud, its not even 6 AM and youre fired up.

[bhank]

Here he goes, trolling for pics of half-naked men again, and looking for a reason to post his dick-root.
No thx Mr. Softee... What is a "post post" BTW?

And relax bud, its not even 6 AM and youre fired up.

Hey man I get it make whatever excuse you want. Come on a bodybuilding board and claim pictures of men with their shirts off is gay any excuse you need. We both know I am in better condition than you but you want to call me out of shape while hiding your tits and belly behind a screen got it. I win by default @slob

Oh yeah I get up at 5am everyday I am a productive person

[joswift]

Hey man I get it make whatever excuse you want. Come on a bodybuilding board and claim pictures of men with their shirts off is gay any excuse you need. We both know I am in better condition than you but you want to call me out of shape while hiding your tits and belly behind a screen got it. I win by default @slob

Oh yeah I get up at 5am everyday tweaking to get on my vape I am a kunt of a person

tell us why you are a hero for not completing your 2 year term in the army?

[bhank]

tell us why you are a hero for not completing your 2 year term in the army?

None of your business. Why are you obsessed with another man? Why do you go to facebook to find old pics and comments to make up stories? Why do you harass people you don't know off site? Wtf is wrong with you?

[joswift]

None of your business. Why are you obsessed with another man? Why do you go to facebook to find old pics and comments to make up stories? Why do you harass people you don't know off site? Wtf is wrong with you?

but you tell me all about your great investments and every other little detail of your worthless fucking life no one wants to know about but now all of a sudden you being a hero is none of my business?

More lies and obfuscation Brian...

[bhank]

but you tell me all about your great investments and every other little detail of your worthless fucking life no one wants to know about but now all of a sudden you being a hero is none of my business?

More lies and obfuscation Brian...

Hey man you want me to be broke sorry I am not broke but you enjoy it

[38 returns]

(Cats in the Cradle)

B-Hanks arrived just the other day
He went to the shitter in his usual way
But there were arms to flex for gay for pay
He trolls for caulk and its very ghey
Spence was talking 'fore he knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Wood"
"I'll show my dick-root like you"

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Spence turned five just the other day
He said, thanks for the trunks, dad, though "kinda ghey"
Can you teach me to throw, I said-a, not today
I got a lot to do, mainly dick-root ghey
And he, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed
he said, I hope I'm not like him, yeah
I really hope I'm not like him...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Well, Woodster came from posing just the other day
An old / bald man and just very ghey
Son, I'm proud of you, can you hold a pen right
He shook his head, and will practice all night
What he'd really like, Wood, is to borrow your cell phone
See you later, please stop flashing your bone...

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

Hank has long since retired, his son's moved away
He called him up just to say "I am ghey"..
He said, I'd like to see you and your young friends
He said, I'd love to, dad, you cant touch their rear-ends
You see, you are a hassle, and you still flash your root
But it's sure nice avoiding you, dad
It's been sure nice avoiding you
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me dick-root
My boy was just like me....

And Hanks in the bathroom and he shows dick-root
Wears his ladies undies while he plays the skin-flute
"When you coming out, dad?" "Spence don't know when"
But we'll practice dick-root then, yeah
You know we'll have some dick-root then

this is genius!


great work

[joswift]

Hey man you want me to be broke sorry I am not broke but you enjoy it

Even if it turned out the reason you left the army was raping babies it still wouldnt be enough to make you leave this forum.

the amount of times you should have slunk away in shame is astounding but here you still are jerking off to the abuse

I dont think you have even the slightest bit of self awareness to experience shame

You live in your own little enclosed world where you are the hero in all your stories

Never lost a fight

Never failed a lift

Never told a lie