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Title: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 10, 2025, 02:30:09 AM
Luckily Big Ro didn't go  :D

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Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 10, 2025, 04:36:10 AM
Ro actually did volunteer to go there, but he thought the sign said 'Russian penile colony'.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: IroNat on March 10, 2025, 06:58:31 AM
They'll negotiate his release long before that in an exchange for a WNBA player.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM
Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: IroNat on March 10, 2025, 07:14:00 AM
Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM
Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident

Nah.  They'll use him to get something from the Brits.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:19:29 AM
Quote from: IroNat on March 10, 2025, 07:14:00 AM
Nah.  They'll use him to get something from the Brits.
They'll loosen his ring piece first
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: falco on March 10, 2025, 07:53:48 AM
Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM
Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident

Like the american Gonzalo Lira in the ukrainian prison last year. He lasted a couple of days after encarcerated. They Epsteined him.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: IroNat on March 10, 2025, 10:57:13 AM
Did this Brit go in order to please his Ukrainian girlfriend?

Will she remain loyal and chaste while he serves his time?
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: joswift on March 10, 2025, 11:08:40 AM
Guys lawyer

Look, I know I said penal coloney but my Russian is a bit rusty, its a penis colonoscopy.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Skeletor on March 10, 2025, 11:23:21 AM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 10, 2025, 11:32:06 AM
I would stay the Hell out of Russia.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:36:01 PM
Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 02:30:09 AM
Luckily Big Ro didn't go  :D

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I know your a Scot but you served in the British army, though I can't say I am surprised by your lack of comradery with your fellow British solider knowing how smitten you are with Putler's dark balls.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: Skeletor on March 10, 2025, 11:23:21 AM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yes like the stupid game of loosing 3/4 million of your men to add a few km more on to your massive country.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 11, 2025, 01:12:02 AM
Quote from: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:36:01 PM
I know your a Scot but you served in the British army, though I can't say I am surprised by your lack of comradery with your fellow British solider knowing how smitten you are with Putler's dark balls.
I wonder why you didn't go ??
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 01:12:02 AM
I wonder why you didn't go ??

I wonder why you didn't go?  ::)
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 11, 2025, 02:40:20 AM
Quote from: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 01:38:17 AM
I wonder why you didn't go?  ::)

You're an armchair warrior Ro ...stick to being a thonged warrior it's much safer  :D
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 02:56:10 AM
Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 02:40:20 AM
You're an armchair warrior Ro ...stick to being a thonged warrior it's much safer  :D

The only thing you have conquered in your life is filthy bitches.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: falco on March 11, 2025, 05:08:24 AM
Quote from: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:39:01 PM
Yes like the stupid game of loosing 3/4 million of your men to add a few km more on to your massive country.

We wish it was as simple as that.

Hint: Check Romania latest attacks on democracy by the EU.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: Donny on March 11, 2025, 05:51:54 AM
Quote from: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 02:56:10 AM
The only thing you have conquered in your life is filthy bitches.
Don't talk about your mum like that  :D
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 07:53:44 AM
Quote from: falco on March 11, 2025, 05:08:24 AM
We wish it was as simple as that.

Hint: Check Romania latest attacks on democracy by the EU.

I am not seeing the relevance, its another story.
Title: Re: 19 years in a Russian penal colony
Post by: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 07:55:01 AM
Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 05:51:54 AM
Don't talk about your mum like that  :D

She told me you couldn't get it up.