Author Topic: 19 years in a Russian penal colony (Read 1505 times)

Donny · « **on:** March 10, 2025, 02:30:09 AM »

Luckily Big Ro didn't go

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Phantom Spunker · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2025, 04:36:10 AM »

Ro actually did volunteer to go there, but he thought the sign said 'Russian penile colony'.

IroNat · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2025, 06:58:31 AM »

They'll negotiate his release long before that in an exchange for a WNBA player.

Donny · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM »

Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident

IroNat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2025, 07:14:00 AM »

Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM

Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident

Nah. They'll use him to get something from the Brits.

Donny · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2025, 07:19:29 AM »

Quote from: IroNat on March 10, 2025, 07:14:00 AM

Nah. They'll use him to get something from the Brits.

They'll loosen his ring piece first

falco · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2025, 07:53:48 AM »

Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 07:10:23 AM

Big Ivan will make him welcome & I bet the Russian prison staff will turn a blind eye...probably have a nasty accident

Like the american Gonzalo Lira in the ukrainian prison last year. He lasted a couple of days after encarcerated. They Epsteined him.

IroNat · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2025, 10:57:13 AM »

Did this Brit go in order to please his Ukrainian girlfriend?

Will she remain loyal and chaste while he serves his time?

joswift · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2025, 11:08:40 AM »

Guys lawyer

Look, I know I said penal coloney but my Russian is a bit rusty, its a penis colonoscopy.

Skeletor · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2025, 11:23:21 AM »

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2025, 11:32:06 AM »

I would stay the Hell out of Russia.

BigRo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2025, 12:36:01 PM »

Quote from: Donny on March 10, 2025, 02:30:09 AM

Luckily Big Ro didn't go

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I know your a Scot but you served in the British army, though I can't say I am surprised by your lack of comradery with your fellow British solider knowing how smitten you are with Putler's dark balls.

BigRo · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2025, 12:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on March 10, 2025, 11:23:21 AM

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Yes like the stupid game of loosing 3/4 million of your men to add a few km more on to your massive country.

Donny · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2025, 01:12:02 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:36:01 PM

I know your a Scot but you served in the British army, though I can't say I am surprised by your lack of comradery with your fellow British solider knowing how smitten you are with Putler's dark balls.

I wonder why you didn't go ??

BigRo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2025, 01:38:17 AM »

Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 01:12:02 AM

I wonder why you didn't go ??

I wonder why you didn't go?

Donny · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2025, 02:40:20 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 01:38:17 AM

I wonder why you didn't go?

You're an armchair warrior Ro ...stick to being a thonged warrior it's much safer

BigRo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2025, 02:56:10 AM »

Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 02:40:20 AM

You're an armchair warrior Ro ...stick to being a thonged warrior it's much safer

The only thing you have conquered in your life is filthy bitches.

falco · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2025, 05:08:24 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 10, 2025, 12:39:01 PM

Yes like the stupid game of loosing 3/4 million of your men to add a few km more on to your massive country.

We wish it was as simple as that.

Hint: Check Romania latest attacks on democracy by the EU.

Donny · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2025, 05:51:54 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on March 11, 2025, 02:56:10 AM

The only thing you have conquered in your life is filthy bitches.

Don't talk about your mum like that

BigRo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2025, 07:53:44 AM »

Quote from: falco on March 11, 2025, 05:08:24 AM

We wish it was as simple as that.

Hint: Check Romania latest attacks on democracy by the EU.

I am not seeing the relevance, its another story.

BigRo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2025, 07:55:01 AM »

Quote from: Donny on March 11, 2025, 05:51:54 AM

Don't talk about your mum like that

She told me you couldn't get it up.