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Title: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2025, 08:10:43 AM
https://guy-jokes-ex-wife-maria-shriver-took-half-my-money-in-divorce/
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 19, 2025, 08:20:13 AM
Just imagine if he wasn't fucking Mildred  ::) He'd have all of his money & his integrity 
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2025, 10:18:35 AM
Just imagine if he wasn't fucking Mildred  ::) He'd have all of his money & his integrity 

Now he has half his money and Joseph.

Joseph may be worth it.

As far as integrity he never had it to begin with.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: deadz on September 19, 2025, 10:30:05 AM
Poor Arnuld! ::)
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Flexacon on September 19, 2025, 10:39:25 AM
He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.

Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2025, 10:39:30 AM
Poor Arnuld! ::)

Don't cry, deadz.  :D
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2025, 10:40:50 AM
He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.



C'mon now, Maria was a 6 before she hit the wall.
 :D
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Mothballs on September 19, 2025, 10:59:16 AM
He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.
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You spelled 0 wrong.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on September 19, 2025, 11:36:12 AM
Arnold should have remembered Eddie Murphy's advice





Although.....Arnold is very smart. He could have gotten better pussy, but he wanted a network. By marrying into one of the most connected families of the USA he got what he was after.
He became even more succesful thanks to the Kennedy family. And it openend many doors for him.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on September 19, 2025, 11:39:03 AM
Joseph and his mom really fucked things up big time in Arnold's life. They should have never hired her.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Dave D on September 19, 2025, 03:20:01 PM
It’s weird how the worst event of Maria’s life leads to the best circumstance of Mildred s.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 19, 2025, 04:31:31 PM
Arnold is now a billionaire.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Net Worth Quietly Crosses Beyond $1.1 Billion
https://www.bosshunting.com.au/hustle/arnold-schwarzenegger-net-worth/
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 19, 2025, 04:34:04 PM
https://guy-jokes-ex-wife-maria-shriver-took-half-my-money-in-divorce/
Your link was autocorrected to guy. Happened with another link I posted. Not sure if Getbig is doing it.

https://people.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-jokes-ex-maria-shriver-taking-half-my-money-11813195
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Methyl m1ke on September 19, 2025, 05:37:39 PM
Arnold got a divorce? When??
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Flexacon on September 19, 2025, 06:06:55 PM
Joseph and his mom really fucked things up big time in Arnold's life. They should have never hired her.

I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: tacobender on September 19, 2025, 06:41:59 PM
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her
that wasn’t the case and he ended up with a bastard
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 19, 2025, 06:49:05 PM
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

(https://www.hiptoro.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Mildred-Baena-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-1.webp?width=1020&height=720)


Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2025, 07:16:02 PM
She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

(https://www.hiptoro.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Mildred-Baena-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-1.webp?width=1020&height=720)

(https://celebvalues.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/mildred-baena-net-worth.webp)

She (the maid) at least had huge tits.  Maria has always looked like some sort of hybrid retard-mongloid. 
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Flexacon on September 19, 2025, 07:18:08 PM
She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

(https://www.hiptoro.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Mildred-Baena-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-1.webp?width=1020&height=720)


I'd have more respect for him if he had banged Bailey Sanchez (NoHoMo)
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: hench on September 19, 2025, 10:08:34 PM
Arnold banged the maid, so what,  Maria knew when she got with him he was cumming day and night.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: tacobender on September 19, 2025, 10:36:00 PM
She’s gross and it shows he’ll fuck anything with a heartbeat. She looks old as fuck. Have some burritos that look better than her.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Mothballs on September 19, 2025, 10:36:38 PM
Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: AbrahamG on September 19, 2025, 10:52:51 PM
Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.

Alpha shit bro.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 20, 2025, 05:44:26 AM
Would Maria have been as upset if Arnold had cheated with a beautiful fitness babe?

Was the fact that he did it with not beautiful Mildred really the ultimate slap in Maria's face that she couldn't tolerate?
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Donny on September 20, 2025, 05:52:15 AM
Would Maria have been as upset if Arnold had cheated with a beautiful fitness babe?

Was the fact that he did it with not beautiful Mildred really the ultimate slap in Maria's face that she couldn't tolerate?
any man who fucks a woman who´s below the standards of his wife is a desperate man who has no self respect
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: On_Swole on September 20, 2025, 07:42:39 AM
She’s gross and it shows he’ll fuck anything with a heartbeat. She looks old as fuck. Have some burritos that look better than her.
The exogenous hormone induced “batter on the brain” have made many a man do things they may not normally do.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 20, 2025, 07:45:53 AM
I'd guess Maria is lousy in bed and she dislikes sex.
Her Catholic upbringing made her frigid.

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Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: BayGBM on September 20, 2025, 07:52:28 AM
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

This is so offensive... it has to be true.  :-\
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: _bruce_ on September 20, 2025, 07:56:04 AM
Crazy to think that he fucked that cleaning monkey but their bastard is quite a specimen.
Seems like Alp- plus jungle ape yields a robust ape... Darwin take note.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: BayGBM on September 20, 2025, 07:58:56 AM
Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.

It is worse than that; they were both pregnant at the same time!  Maria knew he had a wondering eye and talked about it in interviews.  He made it clear he had the hots for Vanessa Williams. Maria knew it and made it a point to be on the set every day when he filmed Eraser (1996) with Vanessa Williams.

Men have been having affairs for millennia... but doing it your marital bed is pretty low.  Arnold had cause to travel lots and stay in hotels all over the world.  Was his own bed the best place to knock up another woman? :-X
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Donny on September 20, 2025, 08:36:07 AM
I'd guess Maria is lousy in bed and she dislikes sex.
Her Catholic upbringing made her frigid.

(https://cdn.britannica.com/29/59229-050-F6C36BC9/Portrait-Sigmund-Freud-1921.jpg)
Nope Arnold loved man cock..he was bumming Paul Graham..3 is a crowd ya know  :D
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: hench on September 20, 2025, 09:48:11 AM
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.
It is worse than that; they were both pregnant at the same time!  Maria knew he had a wondering eye and talked about it in interviews.  He made it clear he had the hots for Vanessa Williams. Maria knew it and made it a point to be on the set every day when he filmed Eraser (1996) with Vanessa Williams.

Men have been having affairs for millennia... but doing it your marital bed is pretty low.  Arnold had cause to travel lots and stay in hotels all over the world.  Was his own bed the best place to knock up another woman? :-X
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Dave D on September 20, 2025, 11:19:13 AM
She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

(https://www.hiptoro.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Mildred-Baena-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-1.webp?width=1020&height=720)


I try not to make disparaging comments about an individual’s physical appearance but she was never entering a beauty contest, let alone winning.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Flexacon on September 20, 2025, 12:47:27 PM
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.

Probably bent her over the desk in his home office/mancave when she went in to clean it
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 20, 2025, 01:21:10 PM
Guaranteed it wasn't in the bed,  more like the cleaning cupboard.
Or while she was cleaning the toilet. Perhaps he pissed on the floor and scattered some toilet paper to make it nasty!
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 20, 2025, 01:23:05 PM
Arnold fucked the maid because she was dere.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: hench on September 20, 2025, 01:54:37 PM
Let's be honest arnold has cheated on maria and fucked many women whilst with her.
Barbara Outland he was constantly propositioned by women even whilst he was out with her,  they totally disregarded her.
Allegedly someone walked in on him eating out some woman on t2 I think it was, he looked up and said eating isn't cheating.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: unwieldy on September 20, 2025, 02:22:00 PM
He never deserved all that money in the first place. Terrible actor  :-X
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: tacobender on September 20, 2025, 02:34:33 PM
Arnold got her in the bathroom when she was scrubbing the toilet he accidentally mistaked her for Maria’s shaved asshole
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Flexacon on September 20, 2025, 04:26:17 PM
It would be quite amusing if he wasn't actually interested in the maid, but she somehow managed to seduce him.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: tacobender on September 20, 2025, 05:00:33 PM
It would be quite amusing if he wasn't actually interested in the maid, but she somehow managed to seduce him.
Arnold is just a full-blown pervert if it has a hole he’ll put his dick in it
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 20, 2025, 05:31:45 PM
I seriously doubt Arnold is worth a billion


I remember when hulk hogan died they said he was worth 30 million

Turns out he was worth 5 million

If Arnold was worth a billion he would t be acting in some shitty Netflix show
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 21, 2025, 01:54:10 AM
I seriously doubt Arnold is worth a billion


I remember when hulk hogan died they said he was worth 30 million

Turns out he was worth 5 million

If Arnold was worth a billion he would t be acting in some shitty Netflix show
He's listed on Forbes at #2857 with $1.2 billion

https://www.forbes.com/profile/arnold-schwarzenegger/?list=rtb/

One of the highest paid actors in Hollywood history, Arnold Schwarzenegger has earned some $500 million (before taxes and fees) in paychecks and profit-sharing deals from his movies.

He's made even more from early bets on everything from California real estate to stakes in some of the world's most valuable brands.

One of his best bets: Buying a minority stake in fellow billionaire David Booth's Dimensional Fund Advisors when it was managing $12 billion in assets.

Founded in 1996, DFA now has $777 billion of assets under management.

Other valuable investments include a piece of Easton Town Center, the Columbus, Ohio mall created by billionaire Les Wexner, and equity in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in Los Angeles.

Today, Schwarzenegger continues to own several businesses: film and production company Oak Productions, Fitness Publications Inc and film and trademarking holding venture Pumping Iron America.

Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2025, 02:06:06 AM
He's listed on Forbes at #2857 with $1.2 billion

https://www.forbes.com/profile/arnold-schwarzenegger/?list=rtb/

One of the highest paid actors in Hollywood history, Arnold Schwarzenegger has earned some $500 million (before taxes and fees) in paychecks and profit-sharing deals from his movies.

He's made even more from early bets on everything from California real estate to stakes in some of the world's most valuable brands.

One of his best bets: Buying a minority stake in fellow billionaire David Booth's Dimensional Fund Advisors when it was managing $12 billion in assets.

Founded in 1996, DFA now has $777 billion of assets under management.

Other valuable investments include a piece of Easton Town Center, the Columbus, Ohio mall created by billionaire Les Wexner, and equity in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in Los Angeles.

Today, Schwarzenegger continues to own several businesses: film and production company Oak Productions, Fitness Publications Inc and film and trademarking holding venture Pumping Iron America.

Regardless how much money he has...he´s a sick old man &  the Hour Glass is running out ..it´s painful for him
Can´t take his money with him... ;)

"screw your freedoms"...No Arnold screw you.



Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 21, 2025, 02:29:36 AM
Regardless how much money he has...he´s a sick old man &  the Hour Glass is running out ..it´s painful for him
Can´t take his money with him... ;)

"screw your freedoms"...No Arnold screw you.


HAHA Yes I agree. That's why Arnold hates dying. He's got a great life now and can't take it all with him.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 21, 2025, 02:33:27 AM
I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her


Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Donny on September 21, 2025, 02:34:18 AM
HAHA Yes I agree. That's why Arnold hates dying. He's got a great life now and can't take it all with him.

He´s so sick he´ll probably have his body or head frozen  :D
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: IroNat on September 21, 2025, 07:55:46 AM
Arnold fucked the maid because she was dere bare.
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: oldschoolfan on September 21, 2025, 09:31:37 AM
once arnold dies the asc classic will be no more, them creepy schmoes from dubai will step in, bodybuilders assholes will get destroyed the week of the show !

first prize will be a goat
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: obsidian on September 21, 2025, 02:30:45 PM
once arnold dies the asc classic will be no more, them creepy schmoes from dubai will step in, bodybuilders assholes will get destroyed the week of the show !

first prize will be a goat
lmfao!
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: _bruce_ on September 22, 2025, 02:57:33 AM
once arnold dies the asc classic will be no more, them creepy schmoes from dubai will step in, bodybuilders assholes will get destroyed the week of the show !

first prize will be a goat

 ;D
Title: Re: Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce
Post by: Rambone on September 22, 2025, 03:15:05 AM
Did Arnold individually chainsaw his stolen Mercedes collection in half or did he just keep the ones with Paul’s vintage semen stains  ???