Arnold jokes ex-wife Maria Shriver took ‘half my money’ in divorce

[IroNat]

https://guy-jokes-ex-wife-maria-shriver-took-half-my-money-in-divorce/

[NarcissisticDeity]

Just imagine if he wasn't fucking Mildred  He'd have all of his money & his integrity 

[IroNat]

Just imagine if he wasn't fucking Mildred  He'd have all of his money & his integrity 

Now he has half his money and Joseph.

Joseph may be worth it.

As far as integrity he never had it to begin with.

[deadz]

Poor Arnuld!

[Flexacon]

He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.

[IroNat]

Poor Arnuld!

Don't cry, deadz. 

[IroNat]

He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.

C'mon now, Maria was a 6 before she hit the wall.
 

[Mothballs]

He took 2 huge Ls banging a 3 out of 10 maid and marrying a 3 out 10.

You spelled 0 wrong.

[Brenda Steunbeer]

Arnold should have remembered Eddie Murphy's advice

Although.....Arnold is very smart. He could have gotten better pussy, but he wanted a network. By marrying into one of the most connected families of the USA he got what he was after.
He became even more succesful thanks to the Kennedy family. And it openend many doors for him.

[NaturalWonder83]

Joseph and his mom really fucked things up big time in Arnold's life. They should have never hired her.

[Dave D]

It’s weird how the worst event of Maria’s life leads to the best circumstance of Mildred s.

[obsidian]

Arnold is now a billionaire.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Net Worth Quietly Crosses Beyond $1.1 Billion
https://www.bosshunting.com.au/hustle/arnold-schwarzenegger-net-worth/

[obsidian]

https://guy-jokes-ex-wife-maria-shriver-took-half-my-money-in-divorce/

Your link was autocorrected to guy. Happened with another link I posted. Not sure if Getbig is doing it.

https://people.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-jokes-ex-maria-shriver-taking-half-my-money-11813195

[Methyl m1ke]

Arnold got a divorce? When??

[Flexacon]

Joseph and his mom really fucked things up big time in Arnold's life. They should have never hired her.

I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

[tacobender]

I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

that wasn’t the case and he ended up with a bastard

[IroNat]

I guarantee you the wife hired the maid thinking she was too ugly for Arnold to wanna bang her

She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

[AbrahamG]

She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

She (the maid) at least had huge tits.  Maria has always looked like some sort of hybrid retard-mongloid. 

[Flexacon]

She wasn't as bad looking years ago.
But not too good either.
Arnold must not have been getting it from Maria.

I'd have more respect for him if he had banged Bailey Sanchez (NoHoMo)

[hench]

Arnold banged the maid, so what,  Maria knew when she got with him he was cumming day and night.

[tacobender]

She’s gross and it shows he’ll fuck anything with a heartbeat. She looks old as fuck. Have some burritos that look better than her.

[Mothballs]

Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.

[AbrahamG]

Imagine the stones on Arnold to plow his maid in the house with his wife, knock her up, know she's pregnant with your kid, have her give birth and bring the baby to meet your wife, watch your mini-me grow up in the same house and remain cool as a cucumber.

Alpha shit bro.

[IroNat]

Would Maria have been as upset if Arnold had cheated with a beautiful fitness babe?

Was the fact that he did it with not beautiful Mildred really the ultimate slap in Maria's face that she couldn't tolerate?

[Donny]

Would Maria have been as upset if Arnold had cheated with a beautiful fitness babe?

Was the fact that he did it with not beautiful Mildred really the ultimate slap in Maria's face that she couldn't tolerate?

any man who fucks a woman who´s below the standards of his wife is a desperate man who has no self respect