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Let's hear it.
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BattleThong eh, where are your ripped glutes?
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BattleThong eh, where are your ripped glutes?
You forgot to say "no homo"
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Have you thought about trannies? Many bodybuilding types seem to enjoy the exoticness of a well hung shim when they've given up on females.
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Just think of dudes, faggo
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"Bodybuilders" don't stop desiring sex. With trenblona in blood 6 times a day is normal but very abnormal otherwise in say even a 60 year old.
As the sage BigRo says, I think, you should subdue these desires a bit, especially when older, via spiritual practise :D
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"Bodybuilders" don't stop desiring sex. With trenblona in blood 6 times a day is normal but very abnormal otherwise in say even a 60 year old.
As the sage BigRo says, I think, you should subdue these desires a bit, especially when older, via spiritual practise :D
6 x a day?
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6 x a day?
It was an exaggeration I saw Vigorous Steve say the other day, "it's not normal to have sex 6 times a day, a gram of tren makes you think otherwise but it's not healthy, besides what woman will put up with it?" Him and his guests went on to say that when they talk about options to increase libido many young guys take all of the options at once, like Cialis, PT-141, Cabergoline, Oxytocin etc.
My 61 year old training partner says his normal if it was up to him would be twice daily, but he's on a gram of test as base. I don't doubt it really, considering how much he spends on hookers and his topics of conversation.
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It was an exaggeration I saw Vigorous Steve say the other day, "it's not normal to have sex 6 times a day, a gram of tren makes you think otherwise but it's not healthy, besides what woman will put up with it?" Him and his guests went on to say that when they talk about options to increase libido many young guys take all of the options at once, like Cialis, PT-141, Cabergoline, Oxytocin etc.
I was today years old when I found out Vigorous Steve was an actual person and not someone DJ made up
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I suspect BattleThong gave up his hydraulic car lifts.
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At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
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It was an exaggeration I saw Vigorous Steve say the other day, "it's not normal to have sex 6 times a day, a gram of tren makes you think otherwise but it's not healthy, besides what woman will put up with it?" Him and his guests went on to say that when they talk about options to increase libido many young guys take all of the options at once, like Cialis, PT-141, Cabergoline, Oxytocin etc.
My 61 year old training partner says his normal if it was up to him would be twice daily, but he's on a gram of test as base. I don't doubt it really, considering how much he spends on hookers and his topics of conversation.
61 and on a gram of test hmm.
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At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
“Dear Diary: I’m going to write out a fantasy today...”
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Tequila and soda is a common drink for those who don't want the sugar from a margarita.
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Guys selling Viagra no doubt
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Let's hear it.
Started desiring sex as soon as Krizo donned the thong, and you bet i was bracing for impact! :D
- BayBGM
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Never stopped desiring sex but stopped wanting to deal w/ women any other time.
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“Dear Diary: I’m going to write out a fantasy today...”
This made me laugh. Well done .
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This made me laugh. Well done .
Thanks.
Beakdoctor has written very lengthy, long winded stories about “getting laid”.
Paragraph after paragraph, the cringe-factor is always at 100%.
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I recognized early on that sex was a meme. Filthy and laborious activity.
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I recognized early on that sex was a meme. Filthy and laborious activity.
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I recognized early on that sex was a meme. Filthy and laborious activity.
You don’t make any sense.
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At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
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I recognized early on that sex was a meme. Filthy and laborious activity.
I thought you were married.
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I thought you were married.
What's your point?
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What's your point?
That sex is important in most marriages for the man and woman to stay in love and care about each other.
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That sex is important in most marriages for the man and woman to stay in love and care about each other.
The person behind the “unwieldy” account has so many lies going, that he forgot that he’s “married”
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The person behind the “unwieldy” account has so many lies going, that he forgot that he’s “married”
He's probably the OP as well. ::)
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He's probably the OP as well. ::)
Yup
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“Dear Diary: I’m going to write out a fantasy today...”
When spotting a Royalty entry for this thread’s question, I looked for a throwback to early Mentzer photos and posing.
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61 and on a gram of test hmm.
Nothing I endorse, to be clear. He's an idiot. Same guy said earlier in life he had a couple of years where he didn't have sex and didn't even engage in self-pleasure once, so he said. I don't know what normal is actually, there probably is a 'normal span.' Young healthy guy at work said once every 2-4 weeks is fine even in a new realtionship which sounds strange, would be intolerable for me.
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Desire?
At least daily.
Not with my fiancee though…
Not that it would make a difference anyway.
99,5% of time not bothering to do anything about it.
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FitnessFrenzy is desperately trying to blame someone else nonsense.
FitnessFrenzy/BattleThong/Beakdoctor
mphgrove/unwieldy = danimal77
He even has another awkward “woman” thread going
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=701047.0
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At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
Actually a very good post. I would have done the same, but pushed her more on why she was blatantly lying. Did you ever find out why?
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FitnessFrenzy is desperately trying to blame someone else nonsense.
FitnessFrenzy/BattleThong/Beakdoctor
mphgrove/unwieldy = danimal77
He even has another awkward “woman” thread going
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=701047.0
(https://i.postimg.cc/nzSh2gQp/epic-is-back.jpg)
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Actually a very good post. I would have done the same, but pushed her more on why she was blatantly lying. Did you ever find out why?
Hi Beakdoctor
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I suspect BattleThong gave up his hydraulic car lifts.
He's banned from the Sonic parking lots now.
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Hi Beakdoctor
There's something very very wrong with you & this constant
accusing others of being someone else - seek help.
Really so what if one person has 1073 different accounts how &
why does it affect you so Fucking much - No one else is bothered.
Let it the Fuck go.
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At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
Beak how old was this woman? You seem to consistently hook up with younger women who have a trait or two that make them insufferable.
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There's something very very wrong with you & this constant
accusing others of being someone else - seek help.
Really so what if one person has 1073 different accounts how &
why does it affect you so Fucking much - No one else is bothered.
Let it the Fuck go.
Hi Jay Cutler.
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There's something very very wrong with you & this constant
accusing others of being someone else - seek help.
Really so what if one person has 1073 different accounts how &
why does it affect you so Fucking much - No one else is bothered.
Let it the Fuck go.
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Let's hear it.
With normal women? A few years back - now I get hot for the 'speciality' type
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With normal women? A few years back - now I get hot for the 'speciality' type
What Taffy????
CHICKS WITH DICKS???? AMPUTEES??????
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Actually a very good post. I would have done the same, but pushed her more on why she was blatantly lying. Did you ever find out why?
Probably because he saw her drinking that previously and didn’t engage. Might look like some sort of stalker if he brought it up.
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What Taffy????
CHICKS WITH DICKS???? AMPUTEES??????
A one-legged black female dwarf bodybuilder with a penoris would sit at the right side of my throne in Hell - with my hand placed on top of her head as she sat there gently growling. She'd have sharpened teeth and attack my enemies on my command as I masturbated ferociously
What's weird about that?
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Now the thread is officially gay.
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There's something very very wrong with you & this constant
accusing others of being someone else - seek help.
Really so what if one person has 1073 different accounts how &
why does it affect you so Fucking much - No one else is bothered.
Let it the Fuck go.
Hi Danimal!
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Hi Jay Cutler.
Ahh Damn who told you ??
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That sex is important in most marriages for the man and woman to stay in love and care about each other.
Says who?
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Beak how old was this woman? You seem to consistently hook up with younger women who have a trait or two that make them insufferable.
It’s all bullshit. Beakdoctor is a pathological liar.
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Sex is a very high energy activity, I need at least 2 days of rest first, then maybe I can have sex, maybe
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Sex is a very high energy activity, I need at least 2 days of rest first, then maybe I can have sex, maybe
Bro...
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Sex is a very high energy activity, I need at least 2 days of rest first, then maybe I can have sex, maybe
Other way round for me - 2 days to recover
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Says who?
me, prove me wrong; are you happy?
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me, prove me wrong; are you happy?
No need to prove you wrong, any unfounded statement from a dumb meathead is not worth any effort.
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No need to prove you wrong, any unfounded statement from a dumb meathead is not worth any effort.
it is very well founded it is not just my opinion unless the man and woman lived through that stage and are in their older years. You sound pretty miserable that you have to resort to bullshit name calling.
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me, prove me wrong; are you happy?
it is very well founded it is not just my opinion unless the man and woman lived through that stage and are in their older years. You sound pretty miserable that you have to resort to bullshit name calling.
Lay off the booze
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Lay off the booze
You asked a question I answered then you accuse me of boozing, you stated you spend all your time eating and napping on the couch what shape is your waistline in???
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Tequila and soda is a common drink for those who don't want the sugar from a margarita.
Interesting. Ive never heard of it until recently. That was the first time I heard of anyone drinking it. But since then I met a different girl who drinks it when she's out. I thought "thats odd, what a coincidence, back to back 2 girls who only drink tequila and soda.
Well it makes sense if there's a benefit of less sugar.
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@Gib- no I never found out why. It didn't matter at that point. I decided I was cutting ties when she was so entitled about telling me to buy her a redbull, like I was even offering, but the lack of manners just pissed me off so much. Manners are like good sportsmanship. It means more than the talent. If she had manners and wasn't so fucking smug, I would've dug into a little bit. But a red flag is a red flag whether I know the reason for it or not.
@ Dave D - surprisingly this girl was 32. I was shocked when she told me, she looked 22 at most. Most of the girls I date are black. So yes, culturally there are some common threads among them. I like them black and in their mid twenties with no children. Its just easy to turn on the "rizz" with them as my kids would say.
@royalty - this thread is about pussy and getting laid. Topics you know nothing about. There's nothing for you to talk about here. Stick to thongs and Nasser biographies.
"Look at the mentzer brothers. Train to failure? Well they failed alright. Both were dead before 50. They went to failure, for sure." - Frank Zane
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Interesting. Ive never heard of it until recently. That was the first time I heard of anyone drinking it. But since then I met a different girl who drinks it when she's out. I thought "thats odd, what a coincidence, back to back 2 girls who only drink tequila and soda.
Well it makes sense if there's a benefit of less sugar.
Yeah, less sugar and calories, and tequilia is considered by some to be more "pure" and produce less of a hangover. That part could be broscience.
I discovered it about 2 years ago - tequila / soda / lime / dash of bitters (nh)
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It’s all bullshit. Beakdoctor is a pathological liar.
Lol, yeah. Sure. Im trying real hard to tell the truth these days... let's see if I can do it... here it goes
1. Royalty stopped desiring sex after his umpteenth trip to the local urgent care because he "accidentally" slipped and ended up with a mason jar stuck up his ass.
2. Royalty is the bitter, rejected, obsessed stalker of Danimal. Royalty just cannot accept that Danimal is the one that got away. The rest are dismembered and stored in trash bins around his apartment.
3. Royalty is planning to jump John Little and steal his coveted pair of Mike mentzers posing trunks. (Royalty plans on inspecting the crotch of his trunks. This is royalty's favorite hobby. He lives for the scent of used thongs.)
Im on a roll. 3 absolutely, incontrovertible, true statements.
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Interesting. Ive never heard of it until recently. That was the first time I heard of anyone drinking it. But since then I met a different girl who drinks it when she's out. I thought "thats odd, what a coincidence, back to back 2 girls who only drink tequila and soda.
Well it makes sense if there's a benefit of less sugar.
How can a soda have less sugar than a margarita?
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@Gib- no I never found out why. It didn't matter at that point. I decided I was cutting ties when she was so entitled about telling me to buy her a redbull, like I was even offering, but the lack of manners just pissed me off so much. Manners are like good sportsmanship. It means more than the talent. If she had manners and wasn't so fucking smug, I would've dug into a little bit. But a red flag is a red flag whether I know the reason for it or not.
@ Dave D - surprisingly this girl was 32. I was shocked when she told me, she looked 22 at most. Most of the girls I date are black. So yes, culturally there are some common threads among them. I like them black and in their mid twenties with no children. Its just easy to turn on the "rizz" with them as my kids would say.
@royalty - this thread is about pussy and getting laid. Topics you know nothing about. There's nothing for you to talk about here. Stick to thongs and Nasser biographies.
"Look at the mentzer brothers. Train to failure? Well they failed alright. Both were dead before 50. They went to failure, for sure." - Frank Zane
Brutally true.
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I decided I was cutting ties when she was so entitled about telling me to buy her a redbull, like I was even offering, but the lack of manners just pissed me off so much. Manners are like good sportsmanship. It means more than the talent. If she had manners and wasn't so fucking smug, I would've dug into a little bit. But a red flag is a red flag whether I know the reason for it or not.
She's lucky you weren't Hannibal Lecter. She would have ended up being dinner. He disliked rudeness and bad manners.
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This thread topic reminds me of the 2024 movie Emmanuelle with Naomi Watts, Noémie Merlant and Will Sharpe as Kei Shinohara.
Shinohara is a man who's lost the desire for women. But he still likes to watch - lmao!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20247888/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_2
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Yeah, less sugar and calories, and tequilia is considered by some to be more "pure" and produce less of a hangover. That part could be broscience.
I discovered it about 2 years ago - tequila / soda / lime / dash of bitters (nh)
Just find a good tequila and drink it on the rocks.
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Just find a good tequila and drink it on the rocks.
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Let's hear it.
On my first cycle
My coach said sex was overrated anyway
When I stepped on stage and got my crystal bowl, plastic sword along with pro card ...
I couldn't agree more ;D
WooooSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH quarter turn to the right
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Just find a good tequila and drink it on the rocks.
Have done.
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Beak how old was this woman? You seem to consistently hook up with younger women who have a trait or two that make them insufferable.
Pretty sure beakdoctor is mostly into black snatch.
This bitch was probably black they have terrible attitudes. beakdoctor's manners are better than mine. I would have just left.
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I stopped desiring sex immediately after clicking on the Monica Brant thread
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I stopped desiring sex immediately after clicking on the Monica Brant thread
I started desiring it after clicking on the Rutkowski-thread
Team Orange Roughy 4 Life
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I stopped desiring sex immediately after clicking on the Monica Brant thread
12 pack of beer and a tube of lube and you could do it.
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It is better to desire sex but transform the energy in to other pursuits than have no surplus of base raw energy to work with, no libido. All creative men understood the power inherent in sublimating the sexual energy, otherwise men become the pawns to maya, to womens and a whole world of disorder. For me keeping on top of my daily disciplines is the best way to keep the energy flowing nicely, not getting trapped, working with the emotional life also otherwise men become too tense and need sex as a cleansing mechanism to stay sane and relaxed. Some men may not have sex or be interested in sex or even get morning wood but it does not make them morally superior, often they are pent up balls of negative emotion with big hard heads on them that keep the light from shining in.
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It is better to desire sex but transform the energy in to other pursuits than have no surplus of base raw energy to work with, no libido. All creative men understood the power inherent in sublimating the sexual energy, otherwise men become the pawns to maya, to womens and a whole world of disorder. For me keeping on top of my daily disciplines is the best way to keep the energy flowing nicely, not getting trapped, working with the emotional life also otherwise men become too tense and need sex as a cleansing mechanism to stay sane and relaxed. Some men may not have sex or be interested in sex or even get morning wood but it does not make them morally superior, often they are pent up balls of negative emotion with big hard heads on them that keep the light from shining in.
The OP is not interested in real conversation, and is a few hours away from sticking his dick in a lightsocket.
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The OP is not interested in real conversation, and is a few hours away from sticking his dick in a lightsocket.
With a name like BattleThong I would say he is a closet homosexual at war within his own pants.
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With a name like BattleThong I would say he is a closet homosexual at war within his own pants.
Agree with everything but the closeted part.
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@Gib- no I never found out why. It didn't matter at that point. I decided I was cutting ties when she was so entitled about telling me to buy her a redbull, like I was even offering, but the lack of manners just pissed me off so much. Manners are like good sportsmanship. It means more than the talent. If she had manners and wasn't so fucking smug, I would've dug into a little bit. But a red flag is a red flag whether I know the reason for it or not.
@ Dave D - surprisingly this girl was 32. I was shocked when she told me, she looked 22 at most. Most of the girls I date are black. So yes, culturally there are some common threads among them. I like them black and in their mid twenties with no children. Its just easy to turn on the "rizz" with them as my kids would say.
@royalty - this thread is about pussy and getting laid. Topics you know nothing about. There's nothing for you to talk about here. Stick to thongs and Nasser biographies.
"Look at the mentzer brothers. Train to failure? Well they failed alright. Both were dead before 50. They went to failure, for sure." - Frank Zane
No woman wants you.
You’re almost SIXTY and you write short novels on this page telling people that you get “laid”.
INCEL
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Sex is a very high energy activity, I need at least 2 days of rest first, then maybe I can have sex, maybe
You don't need as much energy if the women are willing participants ;D
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The good news, thanks to Viagra and Cialis we can always have sex
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No woman wants you.
You’re almost SIXTY and you write short novels on this page telling people that you get “laid”.
INCEL
Well, roy, you see, INCELS are "involuntarily" celibate. Hence incel. Since you made a pass at Danimal and he rejected you, that means he left you involuntarily celibate.
LOL, the only reason you came into a thread about pussy, women and fucking was to follow me! Fucking A, this guy, 20 years of posting on this site and the only time he touches a thread about having sex with women is because he's trying to find me! It's true. Dude, its so ingrained in you, you scream incel! LMFAO.
I, otoh, am not celibate.. And if I were to choose to be, it would be my own deliberate act. Further, tbh, I'm still closer to 50 than 60, but it doesn't matter, whenever I have posted my pics, YOU were so blown away that you immediately saved those pictures on your 'tower' hard-drive, in a folder marked 'spank bank' so you can blow yourself ya fuckin weirdo-homo-cel. * Normally you don't see too many gay incels because they're a horny bunch of hyper-sexual deviants, unless of course they're in denial , as with royal 'T' (I imagine Royalty is the kind of closet case that has to remind himself to hold his pinkie down when picking up a coffee cup)
And no. Blowing yourself doesn't mean you are not an incel. It doesn't count. Neither does jacking off or burying your face in Paul grahams crotch, you fucking sock puppet.
Anyways, I know you're already struggling to comprehend anything I wrote, so I'll end it here. Now you can whack off to the dozens of pictures you've stolen of me.
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Pretty sure beakdoctor is mostly into black snatch.
This bitch was probably black they have terrible attitudes. beakdoctor's manners are better than mine. I would have just left.
Correct, on several points.
Im mostly into black snatch.
She was black and some Latin and white ethnicities mixed in. So she was 'light skinded' and had a 'saditty' attitude.
Generally, speaking blacks have terrible manners. Including the women. But there are exceptions and varrying degrees of poor manners. Ive met some black girls that were damn near angels... but she had 5 kids, or she had filed for bankruptcy 3 times, or one black girl who was a cop in Detroit said she was about ready to quit the force because she made more money as a stripper!.... Its always something.
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Correct, on several points.
Im mostly into black snatch.
She was black and some Latin and white ethnicities mixed in. So she was 'light skinded' and had a 'saditty' attitude.
Generally, speaking blacks have terrible manners. Including the women. But there are exceptions and varrying degrees of poor manners. Ive met some black girls that were damn near angels... but she had 5 kids, or she had filed for bankruptcy 3 times, or one black girl who was a cop in Detroit said she was about ready to quit the force because she made more money as a stripper!.... Its always something.
I’ve known a couple of Detroit cops with “odd” side hustles, ironically 2 of them were bouncers at a strip club.
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Well, roy, you see, INCELS are "involuntarily" celibate. Hence incel. Since you made a pass at Danimal and he rejected you, that means he left you involuntarily celibate.
LOL, the only reason you came into a thread about pussy, women and fucking was to follow me! Fucking A, this guy, 20 years of posting on this site and the only time he touches a thread about having sex with women is because he's trying to find me! It's true. Dude, its so ingrained in you, you scream incel! LMFAO.
I, otoh, am not celibate.. And if I were to choose to be, it would be my own deliberate act. Further, tbh, I'm still closer to 50 than 60, but it doesn't matter, whenever I have posted my pics, YOU were so blown away that you immediately saved those pictures on your 'tower' hard-drive, in a folder marked 'spank bank' so you can blow yourself ya fuckin weirdo-homo-cel. * Normally you don't see too many gay incels because they're a horny bunch of hyper-sexual deviants, unless of course they're in denial , as with royal 'T' (I imagine Royalty is the kind of closet case that has to remind himself to hold his pinkie down when picking up a coffee cup)
And no. Blowing yourself doesn't mean you are not an incel. It doesn't count. Neither does jacking off or burying your face in Paul grahams crotch, you fucking sock puppet.
Anyways, I know you're already struggling to comprehend anything I wrote, so I'll end it here. Now you can whack off to the dozens of pictures you've stolen of me.
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I’ve known a couple of Detroit cops with “odd” side hustles, ironically 2 of them were bouncers at a strip club.
A lot of cops I knew moonlighted as strip club bouncers in full uniform.
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one black girl who was a cop in Detroit said she was about ready to quit the force because she made more money as a stripper!.... Its always something.
Can you even be a stripper and a cop at the same time? It's not illegal to be stripper I guess, but lots of jobs are closed to you if you work in the "sex industry." Like I assume it's hard to do porn and be a teacher for kids at the same time.
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Can you even be a stripper and a cop at the same time? It's not illegal to be stripper I guess, but lots of jobs are closed to you if you work in the "sex industry." Like I assume it's hard to do porn and be a teacher for kids at the same time.
You can be a juiced to the gills Mr Olympia and still be a cop
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Well, roy, you see, INCELS are "involuntarily" celibate. Hence incel. Since you made a pass at Danimal and he rejected you, that means he left you involuntarily celibate.
LOL, the only reason you came into a thread about pussy, women and fucking was to follow me! Fucking A, this guy, 20 years of posting on this site and the only time he touches a thread about having sex with women is because he's trying to find me! It's true. Dude, its so ingrained in you, you scream incel! LMFAO.
I, otoh, am not celibate.. And if I were to choose to be, it would be my own deliberate act. Further, tbh, I'm still closer to 50 than 60, but it doesn't matter, whenever I have posted my pics, YOU were so blown away that you immediately saved those pictures on your 'tower' hard-drive, in a folder marked 'spank bank' so you can blow yourself ya fuckin weirdo-homo-cel. * Normally you don't see too many gay incels because they're a horny bunch of hyper-sexual deviants, unless of course they're in denial , as with royal 'T' (I imagine Royalty is the kind of closet case that has to remind himself to hold his pinkie down when picking up a coffee cup)
And no. Blowing yourself doesn't mean you are not an incel. It doesn't count. Neither does jacking off or burying your face in Paul grahams crotch, you fucking sock puppet.
Anyways, I know you're already struggling to comprehend anything I wrote, so I'll end it here. Now you can whack off to the dozens of pictures you've stolen of me.
Great riposte.
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Correct, on several points.
Im mostly into black snatch.
She was black and some Latin and white ethnicities mixed in. So she was 'light skinded' and had a 'saditty' attitude.
Generally, speaking blacks have terrible manners. Including the women. But there are exceptions and varrying degrees of poor manners. Ive met some black girls that were damn near angels... but she had 5 kids, or she had filed for bankruptcy 3 times, or one black girl who was a cop in Detroit said she was about ready to quit the force because she made more money as a stripper!.... Its always something.
:D
This place is always a gold-mine for T-shirt ideas!
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Can you even be a stripper and a cop at the same time? It's not illegal to be stripper I guess, but lots of jobs are closed to you if you work in the "sex industry." Like I assume it's hard to do porn and be a teacher for kids at the same time.
She was a stripper before being a cop. She was talking about going back to stripping since it made her more money.
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Great riposte.
There's always a lot to unpack with roy. Forgive me.
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You can be a juiced to the gills Mr Olympia and still be a cop
The really real Jay Cutler didn't come to Swdden way back when because he was afraid of getting arrested for steroid use LOL. The really irritating thing here in Sweden is that from what I know, once a cop and in the cop union you can no longer be tested for drugs on a whim or mild suspicion, apparently, unlike a civilian. In the US "all" cops are on steroids according to some juicer buddies. Now with the prescribed "sports HRT" it's probably even easier, they probably don't care unless a yearly physical shows some health issue (?)
I watch some of these US special forces military channels and they just advice young people to forego the steroids until you have passed training and physicals and then get on steroids, "like everyone else."
Maybe all laws should be followed by people serving but obviously some laws are fine to break, you just have to be attuned to the current zeitgeist :D
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The really real Jay Cutler didn't come to Swdden way back when because he was afraid of getting arrested for steroid use LOL.
Toney Freeman was arrested in Sweden for being too muscular
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thtop desiring sexth.........don`t be thilly !!
I hope to live to be 100 and get shot by a jealous husband! ;D
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No woman wants you.
You’re almost SIXTY and you write short novels on this page telling people that you get “laid”.
INCEL
You are older than 60 and you write full on lust driven cryfest rages over being spurned by Danimal.
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You are older than 60 and you write full on lust driven cryfest rages over being spurned by Danimal.
Royal Tea bag, is very concerned with the length of a post. If its too long then its a "novel" or a "word salad"
Yet the royal retard, doesn't hesitate to start multiple threads with multiple back to back posts about small hands, Paul grahams cock, semen stains, unbridled lust for danimal, bridled lust letters to dead bodybuilders, etc... In fact his post history is a 20-plus-year chronicle of roys decent into mental illness, religious fanaticism, repressed desire, and pre-pubescent humor.... what a loon.
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Royal Tea bag, is very concerned with the length of a post. If its too long then its a "novel" or a "word salad"
Yet the royal retard, doesn't hesitate to start multiple threads with multiple back to back posts about small hands, Paul grahams cock, semen stains, unbridled lust for danimal, bridled lust letters to dead bodybuilders, etc... In fact his post history is a 20-plus-year chronicle of roys decent into mental illness, religious fanaticism, repressed desire, and pre-pubescent humor.... what a loon.
Look at yourself. You are melting down in a gimmick thread 😂
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The really real Jay Cutler didn't come to Swdden way back when because he was afraid of getting arrested for steroid use LOL. The really irritating thing here in Sweden is that from what I know, once a cop and in the cop union you can no longer be tested for drugs on a whim or mild suspicion, apparently, unlike a civilian. In the US "all" cops are on steroids according to some juicer buddies. Now with the prescribed "sports HRT" it's probably even easier, they probably don't care unless a yearly physical shows some health issue (?)
I watch some of these US special forces military channels and they just advice young people to forego the steroids until you have passed training and physicals and then get on steroids, "like everyone else."
Maybe all laws should be followed by people serving but obviously some laws are fine to break, you just have to be attuned to the current zeitgeist :D
Jay didn't want authorities hating on him due to his outstanding genetics
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Look at yourself. You are melting down in a gimmick thread 😂
LOL @ "melting down" and "gimmick." Grow up. It isn't 2006 anymore, fucking weirdo...
.... also this thread is about 'At what age did you stop desiring sex?' So, you should probably have some concept of sex other than whacking off to pictures of Nasser El Sonbatty.