At 54, still desire it daily. Sometimes multiple times a day.
It just doesn't cloud my judgement now.
I saw one of the hottest chick's Ive seen in a long time the other week. She was dancing all night and kept ordering tequila and soda (fucking gross) Anyway I remember this very distinctly because of what a shitty drink, Ive never known anyone to drink tequila and soda. And she was pounding them.
Anyway, a dude I know says he knows her well- they're besties, he's a fruit- he says he'll hook me up with her. Tells me to meet them at a bar they'll be at. I'll walk in , he'll invite me over, make the intro, then he'll leave just me and her at the table. So thats what happens. We actually begin to hit it off. She was very unique. Dumb but unique. There was some interesting thoughts coming out of her brain, they just weren't going to win her any prizes. Which is still better then the average broad, who is dumb and uninteresting other than the mutual desire to fuck.
She gets up for a few minutes and walks around the bar and I thought Id really impress her by buying her a tequila and soda, so its waiting for her when she comes back. I do. She comes back and seems taken aback. She says "what's this?" I say, rather impressed with myself, "Why, it's a tequila and soda" she says "why did you buy it? I don't drink at all" which surprised the fick out of me. I saw her and heard her and watched her order these thing on the dance the floor just a few days earlier. So there's some back n forth questions from me and answers from her and she sticks with " I don't drink, any alcohol ever.
Aside from the fact that she is blatantly lying to me (I later confirmed with her gay bestie that she does indeed drink) I was a little disappointed by the fact that not once did she express any kind of 'thanks' like 'oh thats sweet of ypu but I don't drink' or 'I'm sorry, I don't drink but it's was nice of you to buy me a drink' no gratitude whatsoever. Almost an offended look. But then she says "you can get me a redbull though" and walks off again, like she truly expects me to go get her a redbull! I thought to myself "bitch, you better learn some manners" now all her dumb but unique ideas just seem weird along with her lack of manners and humility.
I sat there for a few minutes and obviously didn't order a redbull. And decided I would leave-but I have manners so I wait for either her or the fruit to return to the table so I can say goodbye. She comes toward the table, I can see her scanning the table top for a redbull. She has an exaggerated look of shock on her face that one isn't there. Then pivots and walks past me. So I just left. We exchanged numbers and IG's and already discussed going out- just us on a proper date- on Friday. Nope, I put her on ignore and left. Way too many red flags for a piece of ass. She was great looking but obviously had fake tits and a bbl. Which were both really well done. And a bunch of stupid tattoos, which were like her ideas- unique but stupid. It would have been fun to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her, she would have fucked me if I played her games- at least I think she would have, but in a brief few minutes I decided I didn't like her enough to even try. I decided I didn't like her at all. And thats an advantage of being 54 and horny versus being 24 and horny.
