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Title: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:10:02 PM
Ideas please.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2026, 12:15:58 PM
Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:26:55 PM
I'm super mad, he's disrespecting me. Need to kick his ass
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:44:57 PM
Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy

What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Hulkotron on January 13, 2026, 12:48:56 PM
Ideas please.

A most-muscular crab-pose ought to put him in his place.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: falco on January 13, 2026, 12:49:33 PM
What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
A blow torch.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:53:20 PM
A blow torch.
Michael Jackson's hair caught fire once which caused baldness. But is there any other way?
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:55:52 PM
Pure dht cream to the scalp over months, but seems not possible
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Lartinos on January 13, 2026, 01:10:12 PM
Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: joswift on January 13, 2026, 01:11:29 PM
Tell him he cant butt fuck you in the stationary room anymore.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 01:13:01 PM
These assholes are getting away with murder and the self deprecating jokes guys aren't helping the cause. The only befitting response seems to me to make the joker bald as revenge. By burning the scalp either with fire or some chemicals
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2026, 01:22:30 PM
Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.

“I WAS bald….”

*points to piece*
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 13, 2026, 01:24:30 PM
Have you tried rogaine?
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 01:26:01 PM
Have you tried rogaine?

Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: IroNat on January 13, 2026, 01:26:34 PM
Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 01:27:17 PM
Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.

This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: MAXX on January 13, 2026, 01:39:17 PM
swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 01:43:45 PM
swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie

I wonder how other baldies cope with this shit. Only proportionate response seems lighting his hair on fire by accident somehow (office cake with huge candles accident, something of that nature)
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: wes on January 13, 2026, 02:24:05 PM
MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit!   :(
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: B_B_C on January 13, 2026, 02:33:10 PM
Ideas please.


while it is possible to give offence  it is also possible not to take offence
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 13, 2026, 02:40:09 PM
Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge

If being bald didn't bother you then you wouldn't care that the CFO was making fun of you about it. You'd just roll with it and move on.

Maybe consider a hair transplant if Rogaine didn't work for you. You could ask Hanky for his surgeon.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 02:56:08 PM
MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit!   :(
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on January 13, 2026, 03:57:41 PM
This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy

Obviously he gets off easy down your throat every day and you gulp it down like Shizzo at a chocolate fondue fountain.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 13, 2026, 04:07:05 PM
Go to his office

Pull out your gun

Have him get on his knees and suck your cock

And go yeah you called me a bald piece of shit but now your sucking my big bald cock you filthy piece of shit


Record it to so you can use it as blackmail to get promotions and pad time off
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Bevo on January 13, 2026, 04:08:25 PM
Dear dairy
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Kwon on January 13, 2026, 04:17:06 PM
Dear dairy

Dairy is great for you


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Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: Rambone on January 13, 2026, 04:47:09 PM
Dairy is great for you


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Thought of you in the beginning, broski.
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 13, 2026, 05:10:25 PM
Ideas please.

Hide under his desk and suck his cock. 
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: delon on January 13, 2026, 05:28:46 PM
On the assumption you are a fellow C-Suiter - 'find' evidence of financial misconduct or neglect then plot a swift and deadly boardroom coup, and commence your reign as top dog



Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: obsidian on January 13, 2026, 05:37:07 PM
Ideas please.
Grow your hair out. If that's not an option, you can buy a merkin online.

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Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: obsidian on January 13, 2026, 05:38:28 PM
Dear dhairy
FIFY
Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: IroNat on January 13, 2026, 05:39:41 PM
Follow the CFO to the golf course.



Title: Re: CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?
Post by: robcguns on January 13, 2026, 05:54:08 PM
Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.