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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: unwieldy on January 13, 2026, 12:10:02 PM
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Ideas please.
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Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy
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I'm super mad, he's disrespecting me. Need to kick his ass
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Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy
What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
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Ideas please.
A most-muscular crab-pose ought to put him in his place.
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What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
A blow torch.
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A blow torch.
Michael Jackson's hair caught fire once which caused baldness. But is there any other way?
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Pure dht cream to the scalp over months, but seems not possible
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Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.
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Tell him he cant butt fuck you in the stationary room anymore.
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These assholes are getting away with murder and the self deprecating jokes guys aren't helping the cause. The only befitting response seems to me to make the joker bald as revenge. By burning the scalp either with fire or some chemicals
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Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.
“I WAS bald….”
*points to piece*
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Have you tried rogaine?
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Have you tried rogaine?
Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge
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Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.
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Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.
This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy
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swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie
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swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie
I wonder how other baldies cope with this shit. Only proportionate response seems lighting his hair on fire by accident somehow (office cake with huge candles accident, something of that nature)
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MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit! :(
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Ideas please.
while it is possible to give offence it is also possible not to take offence
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Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge
If being bald didn't bother you then you wouldn't care that the CFO was making fun of you about it. You'd just roll with it and move on.
Maybe consider a hair transplant if Rogaine didn't work for you. You could ask Hanky for his surgeon.
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MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit! :(
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This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy
Obviously he gets off easy down your throat every day and you gulp it down like Shizzo at a chocolate fondue fountain.
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Go to his office
Pull out your gun
Have him get on his knees and suck your cock
And go yeah you called me a bald piece of shit but now your sucking my big bald cock you filthy piece of shit
Record it to so you can use it as blackmail to get promotions and pad time off
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Dear dairy
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Dear dairy
Dairy is great for you
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Dairy is great for you
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Thought of you in the beginning, broski.
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Ideas please.
Hide under his desk and suck his cock.
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On the assumption you are a fellow C-Suiter - 'find' evidence of financial misconduct or neglect then plot a swift and deadly boardroom coup, and commence your reign as top dog
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Ideas please.
Grow your hair out. If that's not an option, you can buy a merkin online.
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Dear dhairy
FIFY
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Follow the CFO to the golf course.
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Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.