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Ideas please.
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Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy
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I'm super mad, he's disrespecting me. Need to kick his ass
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Grow a goatee, hit him with a couple of stunners and stomp a mud hole in his ass! That’ll show your imaginary boss. And if you really want to get back at him, have sex with his wife or plant kiddie porn on his work computer. Don’t forget to also add this passage to your diary. HTH pamith/tacobender/unwieldy
What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
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Ideas please.
A most-muscular crab-pose ought to put him in his place.
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What's the safest way to make someone go bald? Topical DHT? put it in his shampoo or pillow?
A blow torch.
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A blow torch.
Michael Jackson's hair caught fire once which caused baldness. But is there any other way?
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Pure dht cream to the scalp over months, but seems not possible
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Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.
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Tell him he cant butt fuck you in the stationary room anymore.
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These assholes are getting away with murder and the self deprecating jokes guys aren't helping the cause. The only befitting response seems to me to make the joker bald as revenge. By burning the scalp either with fire or some chemicals
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Show up with a wig tomorrow, but just act like nothing happened.
“I WAS bald….”
*points to piece*
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Have you tried rogaine?
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Have you tried rogaine?
Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge
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Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.
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Put something in his coffee to make him shit his pants.
This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy
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swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie
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swallow it and realize you're a beta chrome dome baldie
I wonder how other baldies cope with this shit. Only proportionate response seems lighting his hair on fire by accident somehow (office cake with huge candles accident, something of that nature)
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MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit! :(
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Ideas please.
while it is possible to give offence it is also possible not to take offence
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Nothing works against full-blown baldness. And that's also not the topic of discussion. It's about plotting revenge
If being bald didn't bother you then you wouldn't care that the CFO was making fun of you about it. You'd just roll with it and move on.
Maybe consider a hair transplant if Rogaine didn't work for you. You could ask Hanky for his surgeon.
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MuscleBuff at it again with more imaginary stupid shit! :(
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This could actually work but seems like he'd be getting off easy
Obviously he gets off easy down your throat every day and you gulp it down like Shizzo at a chocolate fondue fountain.
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Go to his office
Pull out your gun
Have him get on his knees and suck your cock
And go yeah you called me a bald piece of shit but now your sucking my big bald cock you filthy piece of shit
Record it to so you can use it as blackmail to get promotions and pad time off
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Dear dairy
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Dear dairy
Dairy is great for you
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Dairy is great for you
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Thought of you in the beginning, broski.
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Ideas please.
Hide under his desk and suck his cock.
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On the assumption you are a fellow C-Suiter - 'find' evidence of financial misconduct or neglect then plot a swift and deadly boardroom coup, and commence your reign as top dog
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Ideas please.
Grow your hair out. If that's not an option, you can buy a merkin online.
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Dear dhairy
FIFY
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Follow the CFO to the golf course.
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Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.
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Ideas please.
Relax, bro. It was just friendly bants. You can take the bants, can't you?
"Plotting revenge" is for old ladies. "Imma give him the EVIL EYE!" "I'll put laxative in his coffee!!" (No man has ever done this.)
Return the favor and make fun of him a bit, in a friendly way. You'll both laugh it off. Be a man.
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A lot of good advice in this thread!
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grow hair.
cant?
then accept the "disrespect" and know your role
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Can always contact o Hearn for a wig or use the “tom platz” wig
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Buy a collection of cheap knockoff watches.
Gift one to your boss, unexpectedly.
Then the next time he is furiously fisting you, clench your butt cheeks and suck that watch right off his wrist.
Shit it back out later that day and re-gift it to him the next day.
High probability you become good friends.
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Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.
Rob is gently calling you a pussy.
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It seems like check mate, there is no good response. If you don't day anything or go along with it you are weak and if you get mad you also seem weak in another way. It's over
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He is one of those guys with unreal thick hair while being quite old. So either he hit the genetic jackpot or he has klinefelter syndrome. Need to investigate. I did notice extremely weak beard growth as I analyzed the follicles on his chin. Will grow out a massive Allah Ahkbar beard and see if he gets triggered to be sure.
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Rob is gently calling you a pussy.
Lmao!
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Find his insecurity and counter. Eg. if he's old say ''Well at least i have my own teeth'' or like you say he has poor facial hair, counter with ''baldness is a sign of high Testosterone, upside is at least I can grow a full beard''
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Next time he goes in the urinal stand in the next one and check out his penis size.
No doubt he is small and you can make fun of him.
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I'm terrible at comebacks so I always say something like "I fVcked your mama last night" or some variation on that. Try that. Or if you want to avoid physical confrontation, go to HR and complain. And claim to be gay or a trannie or non-white or whatever so you'll appear to be even more of a victim. And hint at suing. He'll be gone in no time.
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Next time he goes in the urinal stand in the next one and check out his penis size.
No doubt he is small and you can make fun of him.
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Even in the movies they make bodybuilders gay.
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A lot of good advice advices in this thread!
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Go to his office
Pull out your gun
Have him get on his knees and suck your cock
And go yeah you called me a bald piece of shit but now your sucking my big bald cock you filthy piece of shit
Record it to so you can use it as blackmail to get promotions and pad time off
I really like this idea. I would call him a fag afterwards and then blow my brains out in front of him. He will be mentally scarred for life after that.
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I'm terrible at comebacks so I always say something like "I fVcked your mama last night" or some variation on that. Try that. Or if you want to avoid physical confrontation, go to HR and complain. And claim to be gay or a trannie or non-white or whatever so you'll appear to be even more of a victim. And hint at suing. He'll be gone in no time.
Imagine doing this.
Imagine being such a bitch.
"H-he made fun of me. And I'm a gay trannie. And I'll sue you!!! >:( "
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Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html
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Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Eap39qFq7r3.dqGtxOaAdQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0xMzUwO2NmPXdlYnA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_life_698/879b9ac5dad01e4541b42a0d852ca931)
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html
He went from bad to worse
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Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds
Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”
Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.
Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html
Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance
In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490
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Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds
Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”
Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.
Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html
Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance
In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490
(https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex035/uploads/millionairemoneymentors/original/3X/0/e/0e62f1eb076388d17a15e880c58b3269b7d71745.gif)
Fake
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The Tren vials never felt better...
CC181 - entering Natural born Killer phase :D
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Definitely shave it off.
Then tattoo your head.
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Pull up your skirt and buy a hat !!
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Hide under his desk and suck his cock.
How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot
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How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot
;D
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I really like this idea. I would call him a fag afterwards and then blow my brains out in front of him. He will be mentally scarred for life after that.
Rambo I like the way you think !
He could also record it and upload the video as well so everyone would know and feel sorry for his wife and ugly lil bastard kids he left behind
Probably would get a few million from a gofundme
And then his wife would hook up with a broke ifbb pro and support him
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How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot
The Boss opened his eyes while he was making his O-Face?
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unwieldy here do this. that would show him
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Iron bar to the knees HARD.
Then he can reflect on his actions from his wheelchair the filthy slag
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Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Eap39qFq7r3.dqGtxOaAdQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0xMzUwO2NmPXdlYnA-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/usa_today_life_698/879b9ac5dad01e4541b42a0d852ca931)
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html
He looked a lot better in the before picture. Shaving it off revealed the devil horns
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He is one of those guys with unreal thick hair while being quite old. So either he hit the genetic jackpot or he has klinefelter syndrome. Need to investigate. I did notice extremely weak beard growth as I analyzed the follicles on his chin. Will grow out a massive Allah Ahkbar beard and see if he gets triggered to be sure.
Beard is coming along, but it is itchy, might have to abandon this idea
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unwieldy here do this. that would show him
I was expecting them to glue his heard hairs to his skull. Disappointed
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I was expecting them to glue his heard hairs to his skull. Disappointed
😂😂😂 Buddy doesn't have anywhere near enough hair to try to pull off the jaylen Brown!
Not knowing quite how rough your hair is looking, I would either get a skin fade to a half guard, or if your hair is really thin. I would simply shave it completely and grow a decent beard.
In terms of getting back at your boss, I would blast gear and start calling him a tiny tit
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😂😂😂 Buddy doesn't have anywhere near enough hair to try to pull off the jaylen Brown!
Not knowing quite how rough your hair is looking, I would either get a skin fade to a half guard, or if your hair is really thin. I would simply shave it completely and grow a decent beard.
In terms of getting back at your boss, I would blast gear and start calling him a tiny tit
I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.
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I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.
Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.
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Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.
Wrong, only if people know you worry about it which they don't and which is why clipping it just every 2 months sends a signal of not many fucks given opposed to people who shave their head everyday
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Wrong, only if people know you worry about it which they don't and which is why clipping it just every 2 months sends a signal of not many fucks given opposed to people who shave their head everyday
No.
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No.
Up to you.
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Up to you.
How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
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Worrying about your baldness projects weakness.
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I just clip it without a guard, usually every 2 months or so, I don't bother to do it very frequently like many people do, I feel it projects weakness to do that.
You do you, but if my hair was thinning to that extent to that I was clipping it without a guard, I would be cutting it every couple weeks.
I get a haircut every 2 weeks just to keep my skin fade in order, and I pay $40 every time mind you! Lol
However you and I may look at things quite differently, as I think cutting it rarely projects laziness far more than cutting it too often projects insecurity.
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My man Bro Nat !! ;)
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My man Bro Nat !! ;)
What is he saying?
Can you tell, bro-wes?
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What is he saying?
Can you tell, bro-wes?
He`s saying he needs to be banded !!
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He`s saying he needs to be banded !!
Agreed yet another waste of space Fuck Face Twat.
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He looked a lot better in the before picture. Shaving it off revealed the devil horns
I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic :D I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham :D
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You do you, but if my hair was thinning to that extent to that I was clipping it without a guard, I would be cutting it every couple weeks.
I get a haircut every 2 weeks just to keep my skin fade in order, and I pay $40 every time mind you! Lol
However you and I may look at things quite differently, as I think cutting it rarely projects laziness far more than cutting it too often projects insecurity.
Projects is the key word, ones ID is so interwoven with external perception. Ones own perceptions and values are interwoven with how others think. People you may not even love or who might not even like you, but they get prime real estate in ones mind.
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I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic :D I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham :D
the real alpha chad move may just be to rock the crown not giving a fuck
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First day in the office today with my beard which is starting to become epic and Muslim caliber. I could tell my coworkers (all clean shaven betas) were in disbelief.
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I have that amount of hair. That guy looks maybe a bit 'tougher' and less like a dweeb in the second pic :D I feel most confident if I have just shaved, when you can't see the bald-line below the crown. Sometimes I care about it showing, sometimes I don't, sometimes I just trim it due to laziness. The first pic feels a bit like not having shaved or trimmed the beard, a bit unkempt, I don't know. Some pull off the look real well, like Jason Statham but I'm not Statham :D
It's all in the eye of the beholder but to me he looks a lot more beta in the second pic. Like a guy who is extremely self conscious.
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the real alpha chad move may just be to rock the crown not giving a fuck
I know the older I get the less I care, not that I ever cared very much, to my detriment I'm sure :D
It's all in the eye of the beholder but to me he looks a lot more beta in the second pic. Like a guy who is extremely self conscious.
Maybe the trick is to be a little bit self conscious, presenting well, without it showing. There's been different styles where you groom yourself to look like a bum but it's all an act and very self conscious :D
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A most-muscular crab-pose ought to put him in his place.
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