CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?

[Kwon]

Dear dairy

Dairy is great for you

[Rambone]

Dairy is great for you

Thought of you in the beginning, broski.

[AbrahamG]

Ideas please.

Hide under his desk and suck his cock. 

[delon]

On the assumption you are a fellow C-Suiter - 'find' evidence of financial misconduct or neglect then plot a swift and deadly boardroom coup, and commence your reign as top dog

[obsidian]

Ideas please.

Grow your hair out. If that's not an option, you can buy a merkin online.

[obsidian]

Dear dhairy

FIFY

[IroNat]

Follow the CFO to the golf course.

[robcguns]

Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.

[Stephano]

Ideas please.

Relax, bro.  It was just friendly bants.  You can take the bants, can't you? 

"Plotting revenge" is for old ladies.  "Imma give him the EVIL EYE!"  "I'll put laxative in his coffee!!"  (No man has ever done this.)

Return the favor and make fun of him a bit, in a friendly way.  You'll both laugh it off.  Be a man.

[Dave D]

A lot of good advice in this thread!

[SGT BARNES]

grow hair.

cant?

then accept the "disrespect" and know your role

[Bevo]

Can always contact o Hearn for a wig or use the “tom platz” wig

[Walter Sobchak]

Buy a collection of cheap knockoff watches.

Gift one to your boss, unexpectedly.

Then the next time he is furiously fisting you, clench your butt cheeks and suck that watch right off his wrist.

Shit it back out later that day and re-gift it to him the next day.

High probability you become good friends.

[AbrahamG]

Don’t let anyone talk shit to you. I don’t care who they are. The moment has passed but you should have slapped him when he said it. And walked out. No money no security is worth being shit on.

Rob is gently calling you a pussy. 

[unwieldy]

It seems like check mate, there is no good response. If you don't day anything or go along with it you are weak and if you get mad you also seem weak in another way. It's over

[unwieldy]

He is one of those guys with unreal thick hair while being quite old. So either he hit the genetic jackpot or he has klinefelter syndrome. Need to investigate. I did notice extremely weak beard growth as I analyzed the follicles on his chin. Will grow out a massive Allah Ahkbar beard and see if he gets triggered to be sure.

[Rambone]

Rob is gently calling you a pussy.

Lmao!

[Super Nattie]

Find his insecurity and counter. Eg. if he's old say ''Well at least i have my own teeth'' or like you say he has poor facial hair, counter with ''baldness is a sign of high Testosterone, upside is at least I can grow a full beard''

[IroNat]

Next time he goes in the urinal stand in the next one and check out his penis size.

No doubt he is small and you can make fun of him.

[SweetDaddySiki]

I'm terrible at comebacks so I always say something like "I fVcked your mama last night" or some variation on that. Try that. Or if you want to avoid physical confrontation, go to HR and complain. And claim to be gay or a trannie or non-white or whatever so you'll appear to be even more of a victim. And hint at suing. He'll be gone in no time.

[Humble Narcissist]

Next time he goes in the urinal stand in the next one and check out his penis size.

No doubt he is small and you can make fun of him.

Even in the movies they make bodybuilders gay.

[IroNat]

A lot of good advice advices in this thread!

[Rambone]

Go to his office

Pull out your gun

Have him get on his knees and suck your cock

And go yeah you called me a bald piece of shit but now your sucking my big bald cock you filthy piece of shit


Record it to so you can use it as blackmail to get promotions and pad time off

I really like this idea. I would call him a fag afterwards and then blow my brains out in front of him. He will be mentally scarred for life after that.

[Stephano]

I'm terrible at comebacks so I always say something like "I fVcked your mama last night" or some variation on that. Try that. Or if you want to avoid physical confrontation, go to HR and complain. And claim to be gay or a trannie or non-white or whatever so you'll appear to be even more of a victim. And hint at suing. He'll be gone in no time.

Imagine doing this. 

Imagine being such a bitch.

"H-he made fun of me.  And I'm a gay trannie.  And I'll sue you!!!  "