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Title: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 28, 2026, 02:40:36 PM
Guys like this are on the right end of the debate, not conforming to the consensus. Great unique and alpha style.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: IroNat on January 28, 2026, 02:51:54 PM
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Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 28, 2026, 02:55:31 PM
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For me Walter White was the poster boy of this phenomenon. Extremely beta school teacher goes bald because of chemo and over compensates by shaving his head and acting tough, but on the inside he was weak and fragile, completely destroyed when his wife cheats on him, a true indicator of a beta male
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: joswift on January 28, 2026, 02:59:12 PM
Imagine how beta a person would have to be to start a thread about it.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 28, 2026, 03:01:50 PM
Imagine how beta a person would have to be to start a thread about it.

Why would I want to "imagine" that? Pathetic impious scumbag
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Rambone on January 28, 2026, 05:27:08 PM
Worry about learning how to make a proper cup of coffee before delving into offering advices to the follically challenged, baldie.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Tennisballz on January 28, 2026, 07:26:18 PM


Just saw this the other day.  Corvettes now run 8 second quarter miles.  That’s incredible.  I wonder if bhanks will sell his watch collection to put a down payment on one.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Flexacon on January 28, 2026, 10:59:26 PM
Guys like this are on the right end of the debate, not conforming to the consensus. Great unique and alpha style.

But he isn't bald. Just lacking some hair product
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 28, 2026, 11:22:15 PM
Sometimes I've seen old people eat, sauce running down the sides of their mouths, not giving a fuck if they look disgusting. When you get old you get more alpha; you realize it just doesn't matter what other people think of you. Most people don't care about you one way or another anyway, why would you care about them?
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 28, 2026, 11:47:14 PM
Sometimes I've seen old people eat, sauce running down the sides of their mouths, not giving a fuck if they look disgusting. When you get old you get more alpha; you realize it just doesn't matter what other people think of you. Most people don't care about you one way or another anyway, why would you care about them?

He must still care what he looks like, if not why would he wear jewelry. He just doesn't give a fuck what other people think of is unaware of the fact society imposes head shaving on baldness.

But overall I agree with your sentiment, old people are savages
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 29, 2026, 12:08:21 AM
Sometimes I've seen old people eat, sauce running down the sides of their mouths, not giving a fuck if they look disgusting. When you get old you get more alpha; you realize it just doesn't matter what other people think of you. Most people don't care about you one way or another anyway, why would you care about them?
Do they not care or are they not even aware?
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: wes on January 29, 2026, 01:33:15 AM
Worry about learning how to make a proper cup of coffee before delving into offering advices to the follically challenged, baldie.
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 29, 2026, 01:47:07 AM
Shaving your head should not be based on whether you want to emulate the look of a shiny Mr. Clean. It should not be done in an effort to to distract from your baldness.

Being bald is just the way of the world and how YOUR cards fell. The bald community / alliance knows who belong and they all stick together. Fellow bald people give approval to other bald people in public and stick together. When bald people see people with receding hair or bald spots, that ticks them off and they do not accept them right off the bat. They need to prove that they’re decent folk and have good character. But when they see a bald person who shaved their head, then they immediately cast them out of the bald community. Shaving your head really should not be done except for medical reasons. Accept who you are.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Donny on January 29, 2026, 01:48:15 AM
Who gives a fuck about hair..it's when you can't wipe your own ass it matters  :-X
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 03:00:11 AM
Shaving your head should not be based on whether you want to emulate the look of a shiny Mr. Clean. It should not be done in an effort to to distract from your baldness.

Being bald is just the way of the world and how YOUR cards fell. The bald community / alliance knows who belong and they all stick together. Fellow bald people give approval to other bald people in public and stick together. When bald people see people with receding hair or bald spots, that ticks them off and they do not accept them right off the bat. They need to prove that they’re decent folk and have good character. But when they see a bald person who shaved their head, then they immediately cast them out of the bald community. Shaving your head really should not be done except for medical reasons. Accept who you are.

I can't find the clip but Larry david explained well that those who shave their head are trying to hide how bald they are
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: GymnJuice on January 29, 2026, 04:55:31 AM
What does your boss think about this idea?
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 05:32:51 AM
What does your boss think about this idea?

He's an old boomer with more or less full set of hair, so obviously he is going to rip on baldies to boost his own self esteem
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 29, 2026, 07:04:28 AM
I can't find the clip but Larry david explained well that those who shave their head are trying to hide how bald they are

Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: falco on January 29, 2026, 07:20:53 AM
OP seems to be an expert in everything.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 07:32:34 AM


This is a classic as well. But I was referencing some part that is not in a tv show but where he is on stage somewhere and there's a slap head playing the piano or something and while he is really bald, the fact that he shaves is identified as a form of insecurity or deception by Lary.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on January 29, 2026, 07:34:07 AM
OP seems to be an expert in everything.

Not everything, only baldness. I have studied the topic for nearly 2 decades.

Hopefully one day I can achieve the same level of expertise in my other areas of interest such as religious fundamentalism and the study of the Jewish Question.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: loco on January 29, 2026, 08:22:24 AM


 ;D
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 29, 2026, 08:37:51 AM
Do they not care or are they not even aware?

Yeah it might be the latter too. I was joking a bit with my post, but I've reflected on this a bit before by observing older people, they seem to care less, and will even tell you that many times LOL. I particularly remember one time a fella eating a kebab very open mouthed on the bus, I though this fella just doesn't give a fuck LOL. Of course some remain very self conscious to the end.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: joswift on January 29, 2026, 09:40:22 AM


I remember the episode where a guy was asking Larry to pray for his father who was ill, Larry said "prayers dont work"
Guy said "how do you know that for sure?"
Larry said "because Im bald"
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: loco on January 29, 2026, 11:22:26 AM
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Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: funk51 on January 29, 2026, 11:50:49 AM
 the only true alpha. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Van_Bilderass on January 29, 2026, 10:31:16 PM
the only true alpha. ::) ::) ::) ::)

He's been saying some tough guy "alpha" stuff recently. Too bad he's on the wrong side (Zio). Iron Law makes me think of German iron crosses or the Romanian Iron Guard, Ragnar Redbeard and his Might is Right, stuff like that LOL.
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Flexacon on February 01, 2026, 05:32:07 PM
He had long flowing locks in his youth. Looks unrecognisable and only 39. Yikes!

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Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Lartinos on February 04, 2026, 06:14:40 PM
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Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 04, 2026, 08:27:17 PM
Baldness is God’s way of letting the world know you look and act like a penis.

Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: AbrahamG on February 05, 2026, 01:21:47 AM
How do you know prayer doesn't work?

"Because I'm bald!"

-Larry David
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on February 05, 2026, 01:41:19 AM
How do you know prayer doesn't work?

"Because I'm bald!"

-Larry David

This is a logical fallacy for many reasons, such as, but not limited to:

-Larry David does not accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, thereby consciously self sabotaging any prayer he may have done. (John 14:13-14, John 15:7, 1 John 5:14-15, Acts 4:12, Romans 10:13)
-Maybe one or more Christians have prayed for Larry to go bald, perhaps his wife is Christian and prayed to find a wealthy bald husband she can easily control.
-Maybe his baldness are the wages of his sins, only those who are saved through Christ Jesus are blessed by not being reckoned the wages of their sins (Psalms 32:1-2, Romans 4:7-8)
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: wes on February 05, 2026, 03:14:10 AM
This is a logical fallacy for many reasons, such as, but not limited to:

-Larry David does not accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior, thereby consciously self sabotaging any prayer he may have done. (John 14:13-14, John 15:7, 1 John 5:14-15, Acts 4:12, Romans 10:13)
-Maybe one or more Christians have prayed for Larry to go bald, perhaps his wife is Christian and prayed to find a wealthy bald husband she can easily control.
-Maybe his baldness are the wages of his sins, only those who are saved through Christ Jesus are blessed by not being reckoned the wages of their sins (Psalms 32:1-2, Romans 4:7-8)
.......and just Maybe,you`re a fucking weird soft bitch !!
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: _bruce_ on February 05, 2026, 04:13:07 AM
Being bald has a lot to do with tense muscle.
The problem is that if you do not start early to prevent hair loss it is pretty much a lot of work to get it back and one has to be patient to which extent it will come back.
I personally did scalp massages on and off and where there was no hair there's some now - how thick it may regrow I do not know.

Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on February 05, 2026, 04:59:46 AM
.......and just Maybe,you`re a fucking weird soft bitch !!

Thanks, you too!
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: Kwon on February 05, 2026, 06:30:43 AM
THE BALD KING OF ACTIONMOVIES!
(who also looks good with hair)


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Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: _bruce_ on February 05, 2026, 08:00:17 AM


A shaved head and being bald are two different things...
Title: Re: Shaving ones head because of baldness is beta conformism
Post by: unwieldy on February 05, 2026, 01:58:49 PM

A shaved head and being bald are two different things...

What a basic level of comprehension. This thread is too advanced for you to be honest, I am addressing multilayered deep psychological issues here.