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Title: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on February 28, 2026, 10:11:38 AM
I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread

feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on February 28, 2026, 10:14:13 AM
Im dying here hahahahahah roar once again omg hes so far gone in the head
that fukin job interview should be priceless thursday
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on February 28, 2026, 10:15:46 AM
heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Dave D on February 28, 2026, 10:28:25 AM
It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on February 28, 2026, 10:34:08 AM
It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .

watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: CalvinH on February 28, 2026, 10:37:48 AM
heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year  ::) ::) ::)

So I guess combat stops when it rains?


...Sounds like a real bunch of tough guys....
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Van_Bilderass on February 28, 2026, 10:40:35 AM
Hahaha pretty funny. "The wolves are coming" :D
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BB on February 28, 2026, 11:10:58 AM
Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Dave D on February 28, 2026, 11:18:43 AM
Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.

Yoga is a non contact sport.

watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah

What I respect most about Hankins is his passion. He’s been a long time yoga practitioner and now he wants to spread that love to others. He’s a master sharing what he’s spent years learning.

A true expect of the craft.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on February 28, 2026, 11:30:49 AM
Excellent branding of something almost no one searches for, which still has an unoriginal/stolen name, in a niche he won’t be able to monetize.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Flexacon on February 28, 2026, 12:35:57 PM
He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on February 28, 2026, 12:49:30 PM
He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.

His interview is on Thursday.

Operation Hater Shutdown has begun.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1EteUKzuRG/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: _bruce_ on February 28, 2026, 12:59:59 PM

He could team up with Liver King
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: IroNat on February 28, 2026, 01:43:37 PM
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Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on February 28, 2026, 04:00:14 PM
I think “Stolen Valor Yoga” has a nice ring to it as well.

“JKK Yoga” may be the best fit though.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Sandrock on February 28, 2026, 04:04:21 PM
My God Hankins has done it again.  Every time I worry the Hanky well has run dry he shits out something incredible again.
 
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: GymnJuice on February 28, 2026, 04:27:59 PM
I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread

feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later

 ;D ;D ;D

This is great.

I think he is a better fit as a combat yoga instructor than lawyer. So it is a good move for him.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Sandrock on February 28, 2026, 04:37:14 PM
"Alright everyone, time to do it downward facing doggy style!"

- Hankins, right before a WW2 veteran who doesn't like the fags whips his ass
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Sandrock on February 28, 2026, 04:41:06 PM
Hankins should do yoga poses whilst on his gaycycle
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on February 28, 2026, 04:44:57 PM
Maybe a yoga group of all people with Chrohn’s?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: tatoo on February 28, 2026, 05:11:17 PM
on the good dope again i see.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: robcguns on February 28, 2026, 05:49:02 PM
This thread is great. Combat yoga wtf could this even mean.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: delon on February 28, 2026, 05:54:21 PM
Mr Mensa strikes again :D

_________

Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior

Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
 
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”

Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Krankenstein on February 28, 2026, 07:01:42 PM
Mr Mensa strikes again :D

_________

Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior

Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
 
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”



No tenants about pec repairs?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: IroNat on March 01, 2026, 07:35:38 AM
Tenant = noun

One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.

A dweller in a place; an occupant.

One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.

Tenent = noun

A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
    "the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"

An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: wes on March 01, 2026, 07:49:25 AM
Tenant = noun

One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.

A dweller in a place; an occupant.

One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.

Tenent = noun

A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
    "the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"

An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.
MENSA
 ::)
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Hulkotron on March 01, 2026, 07:49:43 AM
Is he trying to sell something here ???
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on March 01, 2026, 08:32:21 AM
Is he trying to sell something here ???

Maybe this is to help promote his peptide company.

Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on March 01, 2026, 08:34:50 AM
its up to someone else now, the pansy bitch blocked me ahahhaha
we know you read this hankins, youre a fucking coward, cant come on a message board cause your snaggle tooth wife wont let you

live in fear bitch
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Gym Rat on March 01, 2026, 08:44:26 AM
its up to someone else now, the pansy bitch blocked me ahahhaha
we know you read this hankins, youre a fucking coward, cant come on a message board cause your snaggle tooth wife wont let you

live in fear bitch

Hankins is probably the most mentally ill old-geezer on the web. Flexing his broken ironing board body for the 13 yr olds.
His wife is a retard. A pro-bono Liburd lawyer for drug addicts and perverts. She lets "Helium Head Hankins" stick his 2" peeper into her axe-wound.

Disgusting people. Poor Spencer...

Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: joswift on March 01, 2026, 09:04:34 AM
Combat Yoga for old geezers kicked out the forces for drug abuse.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: WrongAdvices on March 01, 2026, 09:35:05 AM
Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Gym Rat on March 01, 2026, 10:01:39 AM
Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.

Sulek-Stew... Food of the Gods (of retardation). Hankins worships 25 yr old retards online... Buffoon...

Watch a Lee Haney video about diet. Normal eating, 4 meals, not stuffing your face like a bloat lord.
This modern shit is retarded. Ruined... Ever go into a modern gym?? Retard central...
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: joswift on March 01, 2026, 10:14:44 AM
Sulek-Stew... Food of the Gods (of retardation). Hankins worships 25 yr old retards online... Buffoon...

Watch a Lee Haney video about diet. Normal eating, 4 meals, not stuffing your face like a bloat lord.
This modern shit is retarded. Ruined... Ever go into a modern gym?? Retard central...
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on March 01, 2026, 10:32:47 AM
Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.

Tenant 1 should be to not get band everywhere he goes.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Dave D on March 01, 2026, 10:47:16 AM
Tenant = noun

One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.

A dweller in a place; an occupant.

One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.

Tenent = noun

A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
    "the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"

An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.

Tenant is the right word. Combat Yogies are merely renting their situation.  Through victory their chains of bondage are broken!
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: beakdoctor on March 01, 2026, 10:52:22 AM
Fucking charlatan.  LOL. Next thing he will be teaching chair tai chi.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Never1AShow on March 01, 2026, 11:18:12 AM


He's not weighing his whitefish in ounces, much less grams?

Buying all that out at a Sizzler is double or more the cost of the food.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: IroNat on March 01, 2026, 01:26:12 PM
Gym Rat,
Glad you're back.
You have been missed.
No homo.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: webstar on March 01, 2026, 02:17:43 PM
I saw the video of him doing the hip exercises lololol
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: wes on March 01, 2026, 02:22:33 PM
"Combat Yoga"......are you fucking kidding me ?   ;D

What a fucking clown this idiot is.......he`ll never change.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Dave D on March 01, 2026, 03:09:24 PM
"Combat Yoga"......are you fucking kidding me ?   ;D

What a fucking clown this idiot is.......he`ll never change.

He’s battling daily………. With his sexuality!
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Sandrock on March 01, 2026, 04:19:50 PM
Mr Mensa strikes again :D

_________

Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior

Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
 
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”



I think the "sentences" he puts together are even worse: "Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins " like he's constantly shitting  whilst eating all day long.  Which is probably true.  The dude is the one man human centipede of constant crock pot eating....eats the shit out of the crock pot, shits it back into the crock pot, eats the shit again.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: WrongAdvices on March 01, 2026, 04:57:47 PM
Wait til he hits his new Kosovo Mortar combat yoga pose and unloads the black bile fron both ends
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: IroNat on March 01, 2026, 06:00:25 PM
Is Combat Yoga deadly?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Krankenstein on March 01, 2026, 06:19:25 PM
Is Combat Yoga deadly?

One downward dog pose can snap the spine of a german shepherd
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on March 01, 2026, 06:20:45 PM
Does it work on a belt system?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Never1AShow on March 01, 2026, 08:59:04 PM
Does it work on a belt system?

It's a dart system, the colors work up from white to the highly coveted green dart which can only show respect and proper feng shui if randomly strewn on the floor.

"Yes, Cupsei"
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 02, 2026, 06:35:30 AM
One downward dog pose can snap the spine of a german shepherd
The opponent falls down laughing and hurts himself.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Kwon on March 03, 2026, 05:54:33 AM
So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?


Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: IroNat on March 03, 2026, 09:36:28 AM
So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?


Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?

It's very real and very extremely effective.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Rambone on March 03, 2026, 10:26:33 AM
Bhanks is always 3 steps ahead of the trends IMHO. Try to keep up, haters.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on March 03, 2026, 10:35:46 AM
Bhanks is always 3 steps ahead of the trends IMHO. Try to keep up, haters.

Ya, he must have coined it before the US government used it on their official websites.

I hope they have a good lawyer!

https://www.war.gov/multimedia/photos/igphoto/2002587471/
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Rambone on March 03, 2026, 10:39:29 AM
He should springboard this new endeavor and capitalize on the profit-rich supplement industry. He could come out with a protein powder called Combat Powder or something like that!
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Krankenstein on March 03, 2026, 10:42:01 AM
He should springboard this new endeavor and capitalize on the profit-rich supplement industry. He could come out with a protein powder called Combat Protein Powder or something like that!

Assault your gains before you get Band!!
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: GymnJuice on March 03, 2026, 11:01:39 AM
So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?


Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?

The Hanky Hadoken is devastating.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: webstar on March 03, 2026, 11:37:41 AM
Looks like he hurt his toe lol

I wound post the pic but his feet are disgusting
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BigRo on March 03, 2026, 11:42:18 AM
It's very real and very extremely effective.

Actually athletes, boxers and fighters can greatly benefit from it and some do it.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BigRo on March 03, 2026, 11:45:06 AM
Looks like he hurt his toe lol

I wound post the pic but his feet are disgusting
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Raymondo on March 03, 2026, 11:57:43 AM
Is there not a part of this man utterly repulsive?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Hulkotron on March 03, 2026, 12:15:45 PM
Has the Combat Yoga Club had its first meeting yet?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Rambone on March 03, 2026, 12:18:40 PM
I’d like to ask the fellow members (who can still hear) whether the yoga mat screams when bhanks’ feet first touch it
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Flexacon on March 03, 2026, 01:03:48 PM
No wonder he's so clumsy and has poor balance. His toes are basically little stumps. Crazy how short they are
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BB on March 03, 2026, 01:11:47 PM
I’d like to ask the fellow members (who can still hear) whether the yoga mat screams when bhanks’ feet first touch it

Get them in with "Combat Yoga", then upsell them a "Tactical Ped-Egg" and "Aging Warrior Fungi-Nail and Athlete's Foot Treatment"  package that he, himself, will be using. Hankins is no dummy, it's long game.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Lartinos on March 03, 2026, 01:43:44 PM
No wonder he's so clumsy and has poor balance. His toes are basically little stumps. Crazy how short they are


Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.

Based on his foot it does confirm his wife doesn’t have a foot fetish.

His feet look like that of a man who works hard labor and yet he does Jack shit.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: wes on March 03, 2026, 02:33:16 PM
Fried Feet Of Peace   ;D
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Flexacon on March 03, 2026, 02:52:02 PM

Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.

Based on his foot it does confirm his wife doesn’t have a foot fetish.

His feet look like that of a man who works hard labor and yet he does Jack shit.

The midget foot is spot on. Lines up with his midget proportions.

His wife has always made him sleep in a different room and who can blame her
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Dave D on March 03, 2026, 06:44:27 PM
The midget foot is spot on. Lines up with his midget proportions.

His wife has always made him sleep in a different room and who can blame her

Who could blame with all his gas and bile.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Humble Narcissist on March 04, 2026, 12:37:18 AM

Is he a neanderthal?
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: JK on March 04, 2026, 02:14:06 AM
Bloating of peace
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Rambone on March 04, 2026, 04:55:53 AM
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Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BB on March 04, 2026, 05:17:01 AM
A bald man who shits himself, and has cadaver feet? Em must be slipping off every seat in the house when big BHank puts the moves on her.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Never1AShow on March 04, 2026, 05:46:22 AM
Is he a neanderthal?

In several of the many faces of Hankins collage collections he is, he's got many disguises even without AI
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Rambone on March 04, 2026, 08:48:19 AM
Is he a neanderthal?

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Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: BigRo on March 07, 2026, 12:46:02 PM
A wee bake and stretch.
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: walkerblocker on March 07, 2026, 12:53:45 PM
A wee bake and stretch.

ahahhaha his skinny little legs, combat yoga, founder ahhahaahah what a gimp
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: WrongAdvices on March 07, 2026, 01:09:34 PM
A wee bake and stretch.
The gift that keeps on giving. Can’t make this shit up
Title: Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
Post by: Taffin on March 08, 2026, 04:43:46 PM
Has the Combat Yoga Club had its first meeting yet?

The first rule of Combat Yoga Club is there is no Combat Yoga Club...

Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.

Hey!  You leave the little ones out of this please!  >:(

(https://i.postimg.cc/5t7dkSxg/u-https-s55-erome-com-3125-v-HHkm-V2C-wk6r63pp.jpg)