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I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread
feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later
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Im dying here hahahahahah roar once again omg hes so far gone in the head
that fukin job interview should be priceless thursday
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heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year ::) ::) ::)
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It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .
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It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .
watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah
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heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year ::) ::) ::)
So I guess combat stops when it rains?
...Sounds like a real bunch of tough guys....
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Hahaha pretty funny. "The wolves are coming" :D
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Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.
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Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.
Yoga is a non contact sport.
watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah
What I respect most about Hankins is his passion. He’s been a long time yoga practitioner and now he wants to spread that love to others. He’s a master sharing what he’s spent years learning.
A true expect of the craft.
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Excellent branding of something almost no one searches for, which still has an unoriginal/stolen name, in a niche he won’t be able to monetize.
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He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.
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He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.
His interview is on Thursday.
Operation Hater Shutdown has begun.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1EteUKzuRG/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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He could team up with Liver King
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I think “Stolen Valor Yoga” has a nice ring to it as well.
“JKK Yoga” may be the best fit though.
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My God Hankins has done it again. Every time I worry the Hanky well has run dry he shits out something incredible again.
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I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread
feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later
;D ;D ;D
This is great.
I think he is a better fit as a combat yoga instructor than lawyer. So it is a good move for him.
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"Alright everyone, time to do it downward facing doggy style!"
- Hankins, right before a WW2 veteran who doesn't like the fags whips his ass
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Hankins should do yoga poses whilst on his gaycycle
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Maybe a yoga group of all people with Chrohn’s?
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on the good dope again i see.
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This thread is great. Combat yoga wtf could this even mean.
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Mr Mensa strikes again :D
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Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior
Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”
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Mr Mensa strikes again :D
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Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior
Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”
No tenants about pec repairs?
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Tenant = noun
One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.
A dweller in a place; an occupant.
One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.
Tenent = noun
A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
"the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"
An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.
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Tenant = noun
One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.
A dweller in a place; an occupant.
One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.
Tenent = noun
A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
"the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"
An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.
MENSA
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Is he trying to sell something here ???
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Is he trying to sell something here ???
Maybe this is to help promote his peptide company.
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its up to someone else now, the pansy bitch blocked me ahahhaha
we know you read this hankins, youre a fucking coward, cant come on a message board cause your snaggle tooth wife wont let you
live in fear bitch
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its up to someone else now, the pansy bitch blocked me ahahhaha
we know you read this hankins, youre a fucking coward, cant come on a message board cause your snaggle tooth wife wont let you
live in fear bitch
Hankins is probably the most mentally ill old-geezer on the web. Flexing his broken ironing board body for the 13 yr olds.
His wife is a retard. A pro-bono Liburd lawyer for drug addicts and perverts. She lets "Helium Head Hankins" stick his 2" peeper into her axe-wound.
Disgusting people. Poor Spencer...
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Combat Yoga for old geezers kicked out the forces for drug abuse.
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Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.
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Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.
Sulek-Stew... Food of the Gods (of retardation). Hankins worships 25 yr old retards online... Buffoon...
Watch a Lee Haney video about diet. Normal eating, 4 meals, not stuffing your face like a bloat lord.
This modern shit is retarded. Ruined... Ever go into a modern gym?? Retard central...
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Sulek-Stew... Food of the Gods (of retardation). Hankins worships 25 yr old retards online... Buffoon...
Watch a Lee Haney video about diet. Normal eating, 4 meals, not stuffing your face like a bloat lord.
This modern shit is retarded. Ruined... Ever go into a modern gym?? Retard central...
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Tenant 1 is eternal crockpot stew compatible.
Tenant 1 should be to not get band everywhere he goes.
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Tenant = noun
One that pays rent to use or occupy land, a building, or other property owned by another.
A dweller in a place; an occupant.
One who holds or possesses lands, or other real estate, by any kind of right, whether in fee simple, in common, in severalty, for life, for years, or at will; also, one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements the title of which is in another; -- correlative to landlord. See Citation from Blackstone, under tenement, 2.
Tenent = noun
A doctrine, principle, or position held as part of a philosophy, religion, or field of endeavor. Any opinion, principle, dogma, belief, or doctrine, which a person holds or maintains as true.
"the tenets of Plato or of Cicero"
An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.
Tenant is the right word. Combat Yogies are merely renting their situation. Through victory their chains of bondage are broken!
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Fucking charlatan. LOL. Next thing he will be teaching chair tai chi.
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He's not weighing his whitefish in ounces, much less grams?
Buying all that out at a Sizzler is double or more the cost of the food.
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Gym Rat,
Glad you're back.
You have been missed.
No homo.
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I saw the video of him doing the hip exercises lololol
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"Combat Yoga"......are you fucking kidding me ? ;D
What a fucking clown this idiot is.......he`ll never change.
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"Combat Yoga"......are you fucking kidding me ? ;D
What a fucking clown this idiot is.......he`ll never change.
He’s battling daily………. With his sexuality!
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Mr Mensa strikes again :D
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Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior
Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”
I think the "sentences" he puts together are even worse: "Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins " like he's constantly shitting whilst eating all day long. Which is probably true. The dude is the one man human centipede of constant crock pot eating....eats the shit out of the crock pot, shits it back into the crock pot, eats the shit again.
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Wait til he hits his new Kosovo Mortar combat yoga pose and unloads the black bile fron both ends
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Is Combat Yoga deadly?
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Is Combat Yoga deadly?
One downward dog pose can snap the spine of a german shepherd
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Does it work on a belt system?
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Does it work on a belt system?
It's a dart system, the colors work up from white to the highly coveted green dart which can only show respect and proper feng shui if randomly strewn on the floor.
"Yes, Cupsei"
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One downward dog pose can snap the spine of a german shepherd
The opponent falls down laughing and hurts himself.
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So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?
Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?
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So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?
Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?
It's very real and very extremely effective.
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Bhanks is always 3 steps ahead of the trends IMHO. Try to keep up, haters.
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Bhanks is always 3 steps ahead of the trends IMHO. Try to keep up, haters.
Ya, he must have coined it before the US government used it on their official websites.
I hope they have a good lawyer!
https://www.war.gov/multimedia/photos/igphoto/2002587471/
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He should springboard this new endeavor and capitalize on the profit-rich supplement industry. He could come out with a protein powder called Combat Powder or something like that!
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He should springboard this new endeavor and capitalize on the profit-rich supplement industry. He could come out with a protein powder called Combat Protein Powder or something like that!
Assault your gains before you get Band!!
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So, is Combat Yoga a real thing?
Who is the real founder , Hankins or Dhalsim?
The Hanky Hadoken is devastating.
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Looks like he hurt his toe lol
I wound post the pic but his feet are disgusting
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It's very real and very extremely effective.
Actually athletes, boxers and fighters can greatly benefit from it and some do it.
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Looks like he hurt his toe lol
I wound post the pic but his feet are disgusting
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Is there not a part of this man utterly repulsive?
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Has the Combat Yoga Club had its first meeting yet?
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I’d like to ask the fellow members (who can still hear) whether the yoga mat screams when bhanks’ feet first touch it
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No wonder he's so clumsy and has poor balance. His toes are basically little stumps. Crazy how short they are
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I’d like to ask the fellow members (who can still hear) whether the yoga mat screams when bhanks’ feet first touch it
Get them in with "Combat Yoga", then upsell them a "Tactical Ped-Egg" and "Aging Warrior Fungi-Nail and Athlete's Foot Treatment" package that he, himself, will be using. Hankins is no dummy, it's long game.
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No wonder he's so clumsy and has poor balance. His toes are basically little stumps. Crazy how short they are
Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.
Based on his foot it does confirm his wife doesn’t have a foot fetish.
His feet look like that of a man who works hard labor and yet he does Jack shit.
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Fried Feet Of Peace ;D
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Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.
Based on his foot it does confirm his wife doesn’t have a foot fetish.
His feet look like that of a man who works hard labor and yet he does Jack shit.
The midget foot is spot on. Lines up with his midget proportions.
His wife has always made him sleep in a different room and who can blame her
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The midget foot is spot on. Lines up with his midget proportions.
His wife has always made him sleep in a different room and who can blame her
Who could blame with all his gas and bile.
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Is he a neanderthal?
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Bloating of peace
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A bald man who shits himself, and has cadaver feet? Em must be slipping off every seat in the house when big BHank puts the moves on her.
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Is he a neanderthal?
In several of the many faces of Hankins collage collections he is, he's got many disguises even without AI
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Is he a neanderthal?
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A wee bake and stretch.
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A wee bake and stretch.
ahahhaha his skinny little legs, combat yoga, founder ahhahaahah what a gimp
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A wee bake and stretch.
The gift that keeps on giving. Can’t make this shit up
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Has the Combat Yoga Club had its first meeting yet?
The first rule of Combat Yoga Club is there is no Combat Yoga Club...
Sort of like what a midget’s foot would look like.
Hey! You leave the little ones out of this please! >:(
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