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Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« on: February 28, 2026, 10:11:38 AM »
I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread

feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2026, 10:14:13 AM »
Im dying here hahahahahah roar once again omg hes so far gone in the head
that fukin job interview should be priceless thursday

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2026, 10:15:46 AM »
heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2026, 10:28:25 AM »
It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2026, 10:34:08 AM »
It’s good he’s making sure none of his friends/followers are getting duped by an inferior product. I’m sure alot people would join something like this based on his affiliation .

watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2026, 10:37:48 AM »
heres a guy using the term 11 years ago but hankins is the founder this year  ::) ::) ::)

So I guess combat stops when it rains?


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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2026, 10:40:35 AM »
Hahaha pretty funny. "The wolves are coming" :D

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2026, 11:10:58 AM »
Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2026, 11:18:43 AM »
Please let him pick a fight and get beat up by one of the elderly gents.

Yoga is a non contact sport.

watch out Dave the old lion may roar once more hahahahah

What I respect most about Hankins is his passion. He’s been a long time yoga practitioner and now he wants to spread that love to others. He’s a master sharing what he’s spent years learning.

A true expect of the craft.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2026, 11:30:49 AM »
Excellent branding of something almost no one searches for, which still has an unoriginal/stolen name, in a niche he won’t be able to monetize.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2026, 12:35:57 PM »
He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2026, 12:49:30 PM »
He's watched clips of a woman doing yoga and did a couple of yoga exercises and now he's gonna become a founder for a new style of yoga. I guess the job hunting was a bust.

His interview is on Thursday.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2026, 12:59:59 PM »

He could team up with Liver King
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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2026, 01:43:37 PM »

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2026, 04:00:14 PM »
I think “Stolen Valor Yoga” has a nice ring to it as well.

“JKK Yoga” may be the best fit though.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2026, 04:04:21 PM »
My God Hankins has done it again.  Every time I worry the Hanky well has run dry he shits out something incredible again.
 

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2026, 04:27:59 PM »
I know theres a hankins thread but this is so hilarious and the words combat yoga are so stupid i had to make its own thread

feel free to merge this into the hankins thread later

 ;D ;D ;D

This is great.

I think he is a better fit as a combat yoga instructor than lawyer. So it is a good move for him.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2026, 04:37:14 PM »
"Alright everyone, time to do it downward facing doggy style!"

- Hankins, right before a WW2 veteran who doesn't like the fags whips his ass

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2026, 04:41:06 PM »
Hankins should do yoga poses whilst on his gaycycle

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2026, 04:44:57 PM »
Maybe a yoga group of all people with Chrohn’s?

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2026, 05:11:17 PM »
on the good dope again i see.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2026, 05:49:02 PM »
This thread is great. Combat yoga wtf could this even mean.

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2026, 05:54:21 PM »
Mr Mensa strikes again :D

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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2026, 07:01:42 PM »
Mr Mensa strikes again :D

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Tenants of Combat Yoga for the Aging Warrior

Constant Flow Nutritional Consumption of whole complete proteins with hyrdolyzed peptides and essential fats
Movement work mixing traditional wrestling and yoga
Modified Free weight and cable training to include high and low rep short and full range-based movements with additional blood flow therapy
Proprietary Gene Activation
 
“Through Victory My Chains are Broken”



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Re: Combat Yoga Founder ahahahah
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2026, 07:35:38 AM »
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