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Title: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 09, 2006, 10:43:02 PM

"You see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fvcking courtesy."
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Post by: Dingleberry on May 09, 2006, 10:46:32 PM
OOOO RAH!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 09, 2006, 11:08:27 PM
And, of course, this classic monologue from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.


"(insert cricket chirps here)."
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Post by: Sir William Idol on May 09, 2006, 11:23:48 PM
i'm ya huckleberry...

(http://www.michaelbiehn.net/graphics/articles/tombstone/tombstone0415.jpg)


what are you trying to do bitch, lead me on?!!??!!?

-lattimer, the program

(http://andrewbryniarski.net/splashn.jpg)

(which interestingly enough is andrew bryniarksi, the guy in weedouttheweek's avatar....or is weed andrew himself????)
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: phyxsius on May 09, 2006, 11:27:00 PM
You gotta love the pain. Pain means result, means bigger muscle..... 100% natural.. Hard work
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Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 05:22:35 AM
My favorite
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Post by: Dr. Shock on May 10, 2006, 06:19:54 AM
"First, you get the money, then when you have the money you get the power. When you get the power, then you get the women"

Tony "Scarface" Montana  :-*
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 06:38:30 AM
#1

If he dies, he dies....
Rocky IV

#2

Also from that movie..... very appropriate to anyone attending a Ron Cloeman Mr. O..
Adrain sreams..."YOU CANT WIN!!!"

#3 Best of the Best
The late Chris Penn .." Whatta ya countin them for...? "...
In that movie later lines .." He's going to kill him coach...Tommy dont!!!... " James Earl jones says,"NO....NO TOMMY...NO!!!"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: DragonsBreath on May 10, 2006, 06:51:57 AM
To go along with that classic Rocky IV qoute....

This is my favorite:

"Hassa u fomiedo, Yasimia! Yasimia!"

That is from when Ivan Drago was getting beat by Rocky and the Russian crowd started to Boo and Drago turns around and yells something to the Russian crowd.

It means: "I fight for me! For me! For me".

Can you tell I've only seen the movie twice? LOL
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 10, 2006, 06:58:33 AM
Rocky I:

(http://www.california-lims.com/twins/january2006/rocky.jpg)

Rocky V:

"Touch me, I'll sue. Hehe. Touch me, I'll sue"

Rocky's son: What do you think dad [of my new earing]? How does it look?
Rocky: I say you look like the daughter I always wanted."

(http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/rockyv1.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Always Sore on May 10, 2006, 07:01:13 AM
"im not even supposed to be here today" dante hicks  clerks


"that kid is back on the esclator again"  brodie  mallrats


"choke yourself..." "no numb nuts with my hand"
"jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that..."
"i bet if god wanted you over the top he would just mircle your ass over"
"is chow allowed in the barracks private pile? ..."no"  ..are you allowed to have jelly donuts private pile"..."no".."and why".."sir because i am a little heavy".."no because your a disgusting fatbody..."

full metal jacket
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2006, 07:29:04 AM
"is there a sign on the front of my house that says dead black storage?"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 08:22:28 AM
Rocky's IV & V, Best of the Best?

I thought Blockbuster ditched the "Dogshit" shelf.

 ;)
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Rimbaud on May 10, 2006, 08:23:49 AM
"English motherf**cker! Do you speak it?"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 08:25:39 AM
Rocky's IV & V, Best of the Best?

I thought Blockbuster ditched the "Dogshit" shelf.

 ;)

What movie do your perfer ? Brokeback Mountain or the Pianist?
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: ignorance on May 10, 2006, 08:37:49 AM
"Don't just stand there , Eat it! "

American  Psycho
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 08:53:48 AM
What movie do your perfer ? Brokeback Mountain or the Pianist?

Though I couldn't help being titillated by the delicious Brokeback outtakes (unrated Director's Cut, mmm ...), no. But, you know, pretty much anything not in Dogshit ...

Any Cobra or Over the Top entries, jj?
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 09:00:39 AM
Though I couldn't help being titillated by the delicious Brokeback outtakes (unrated Director's Cut, mmm ...), no. But, you know, pretty much anything not in Dogshit ...

Any Cobra or Over the Top entries, jj?


For you The Ugly , A film nominated for Best Picture...

Probably what I would say to you if I ever met you...













"Go home and get your fucking shine box." -Goodfellas
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: wes mantooth on May 10, 2006, 09:05:36 AM
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

private joker, full metal jacket
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: wes mantooth on May 10, 2006, 09:07:21 AM
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off

tyler durden, fight club
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: funk51 on May 10, 2006, 09:36:47 AM
a friend with weed is a friend indeed.   from leprecan in the hood.                                                        leave the kid alone!   the wanderers                    warriors come out to playay said many times in the warriors. if it bleeds we can kill it from predator.    every line sgt. hartman says in full metal jacket.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 09:49:56 AM
"Don't just stand there , Eat it! "

American  Psycho

Now we're talkin'.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 10, 2006, 09:57:58 AM
The quote from Rocky IV wins hands down,  If he dies...he dies.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Sir William Idol on May 10, 2006, 10:24:37 AM
"Don't just stand there stare at it, Eat it! "

American  Psycho
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Man of Steel on May 10, 2006, 10:32:31 AM
From Weird Science:

"What dis boy talkin bout on da telephone mayne?!!"

"....and I didn't think it was a whale's dick honey."

"What's this sir?"  "Drink it!"

"Tell you what?  You bend over and I'll shove it straight up yo ass!"

"But what be doin it for me was these big, big titties she be havin!"

Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Blockhead on May 10, 2006, 11:11:01 AM

 "...if its between you and some poor bastard who's wife who you are going to make a widow...brother, you are going DOWN!   'There's a flip side to that coin...what if you do have me boxed in and I have to make a move...because no matter what. You-will-NOT-get-in-my-way...we've been face to face, yea...but I will not hesitate. Not for a minute."

 HEAT: Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro at the coffe shop...
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 10, 2006, 11:30:04 AM
I should've stayed home and played with myself.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: knny187 on May 10, 2006, 11:39:26 AM
i'm ya huckleberry...


 ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 12:11:23 PM
--"More?"
--"Yea! More as in MORE moron!"
From Party Monster
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Hulkster on May 10, 2006, 12:36:16 PM
classic:

WE'VE GOT BUSH!!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 12:40:18 PM

Probably what I would say to you if I ever met you:

"Go home and get your fucking shine box."

Reply: You sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.  
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: benchthis on May 10, 2006, 12:44:46 PM
Regulators.
we regulate any stealing of his property
and we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jarhead on May 10, 2006, 12:48:45 PM
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

From the movie "the 25th hour"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Deadpool on May 10, 2006, 12:52:18 PM
everything from the D.I. in full metal jacket was good
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 12:56:58 PM
TAxi Driver...

Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the girls, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:00:30 PM
Raising Arizona

Prison Counselor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body.
Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.

Glen: How many Pollocks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollocks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!

Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside.

Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

Evelle: [the balloons] Do these blow up into funny shapes?
Grocer: Not unless you think round is funny.

Gale: Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Old Man: Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: HICKSON on May 10, 2006, 01:01:13 PM
f**k me? f**k you! f**k you and this whole city and everyone in it. f**k the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. f**k the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! f**k the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the f**k down! f**k the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. f**k the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? f**k the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! f**k the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! f**k the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! f**k the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. f**k the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. f**k the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! f**k the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f**k on! f**k the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! f**k the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. f**k the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f**k JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! f**k Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

From the movie "the 25th hour"

Classic!!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:02:20 PM
Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the girls, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

There ya go, you didn't pick that one from Dogshit.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: HICKSON on May 10, 2006, 01:03:14 PM
Bunch of slack-jawed guys, around here! This stuff'll make you a Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs! Just like me.
-----
I don't care who you are back in the world. You give our position one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet . . . leave you here.

------
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much...
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You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
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I don't give a tupenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Blockhead on May 10, 2006, 01:04:26 PM
 " I got TWO words for you...shut the fk up!'

 " Where does he sleep? 'Who said he sleeps?' Then where does he fk? 'EVERYWHERE!!! "

 " Can you describe the pajamas, sir? 'I dont knowww they had Yodas and shit on em'..."

 "...so thats all the positions we have come up with we're always looking for new ones so you know...if you have a little down-time you find yourself a little bored...play with your balls a little bit see what you come up with..."
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Deadpool on May 10, 2006, 01:07:34 PM
Arnold is a child, I give him advices
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 01:08:07 PM
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.


Glen Gary Glen Ross
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
Glengarry Glen Ross

Whoa. Flick's got the best quotes EVER! This from you, too.

You were holdin' out.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 01:17:13 PM
Whoa. Flick's got the best quotes EVER! This from you, too.

You were holdin' out.
I definitley know that any Rocky movie (except the first) and Best of the Best are Dog Crap Movies ... I just like the corny lines...but the last two were good lines BETTER MOVIES
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:22:35 PM
Blake
That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fvck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cokcsucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers.

Ricky Roma
Fvck you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! 'Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it.' Whoof! You're pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how fvcked-up you are!

'Patel'? Fvck you. Fvcking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, 'Sign the deal!' He wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too, into the bargain. Fvck you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose fvcking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Blockhead on May 10, 2006, 01:25:00 PM
  "...but as the day when the world declared in one voice...we will not go quietly into the night...we will not vanish without a fight...we're gonna live on...we're gonna survive...today we celebrate our Independence Day!!!! "

 "...and I'll take a double burger w/ cheese! 'WHAT???' order the muthafkn food...(can I take your order?) 'Uh, yea...I'll take a double burger...uh..'I said a double burger w/ cheese!!!' 'Oh, come on man...we supposed to be brothers! ' I dont wanna hear that shit...give me your muthafkn jurry, n*gga!!!"

 "..Billy...BILLY!!! I went up to my girlfriend the other day and told her I wanted a little p-ssy...she said 'me to, mines as BIG AS A HOUSE...ha...she...said. ..its.........bigasahous e..."
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:28:55 PM
Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads.

Doesn't he repeat this? Like he's reading his manifesto, and he doesn't nail "fvckers" and/or "screwheads" properly?

And how did you post "fucker"?
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:30:23 PM
Fucker. guy. Fucking. Fucken.

Just checking.

But I can't type m e l t d o w n?
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 01:30:46 PM
Thats right he does stumble with those words intially..

I thought you can use foul language here ??  
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:31:35 PM
Mother, it appears, is the offensive word. And the letter "u."

guy. See?
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 01:32:23 PM
M oth erfucker.

Makes no sense.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: benchthis on May 10, 2006, 01:37:33 PM
every line from pulp fiction is awesome
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Blockhead on May 10, 2006, 01:42:20 PM
 "...I know who can beat you! 'WHAT??? WHAT???' ( I got him Sho, I got him...here he is Sho...I got him) 'WHO...can beat Sho'Nuff??? 'Bruce LeRoy thats who...' 'Bruce LeRoy???' (thats the only one left standing in between Sho'Nuff and...total supremacy)"

 " Electros RULE the dance floor..."

 " Sonny has 5 fingers...but he only uses 3..."

 " ...because if voting kicks ass and Donnelly kicks ass...you put those two together and you got some kick ass shit!!!
 its one small step for man one giant step....for....I HAVE A DREAM!!! Power to the People!!! Burn Baby Burn!!!! Hey guys...KILL WHITEY!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: no one on May 10, 2006, 02:24:39 PM
clint eastwood is the king of the movie lines...

from the outlaw josey wales...

guy: 'i'm lookin' for a josey wales...'

clint " that'd be me... you a bounty hunter? "

guy: ' man's gotta make himself a livin'...'

clint " dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."

Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
clint eastwood is the king of the movie lines...

Hell yes. Unforgiven alone. Pages worth.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Gord on May 10, 2006, 02:39:10 PM
Another Clint Eastwood Classic, from the end of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (the cemetry scene).

Clint East, holding a rifle and a shovel, says to Elli Wallach: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.......those with loaded guns, and those who dig........ You dig". He then throws the shovel to Wallach.    ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Gord on May 10, 2006, 02:43:50 PM
From the Enforcer, Dirty Harry's reaction when his new cop partner is intorduced to him and the new partner turns out to be a woman (shouted through gritted teeth): "OH SHIT"!  ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Sir William Idol on May 10, 2006, 04:05:56 PM
SULLY!!! REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D KILL YOU LAST?????



YEAH THATS RIGHT MATRIX, YOU DID!!!!!




I LIED.




What happened to Sully?


I let him go.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: LuciusFox on May 10, 2006, 04:15:25 PM
SULLY!!! REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D KILL YOU LAST?????



YEAH THATS RIGHT MATRIX, YOU DID!!!!!




I LIED.




What happened to Sully?


I let him go.


  A modern classic ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Cavalier22 on May 10, 2006, 04:29:48 PM
dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Cavalier22 on May 10, 2006, 04:32:51 PM
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Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 05:21:04 PM
Walter: "Nihilists! fvck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Another classic.

Shit, an entire Coen Bros. thread beats the DoRonnie blather.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Hulkster on May 10, 2006, 05:23:06 PM
we really need to be able to say fuck on this board.

fvck is just retarded :-\
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: WOOO on May 10, 2006, 05:23:14 PM
this topic has strayed
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: LuciusFox on May 10, 2006, 05:26:39 PM
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Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

  I absolutely love this one ;D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 10, 2006, 05:49:07 PM
More Fight Club

Narrator: "Bob. Bob had bitch tits."


Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: micky55024 on May 10, 2006, 08:18:00 PM
Booger on Revenge of the Nerds

"We've got bush...we've got bush!"

"What the fuck is a frush?"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 10, 2006, 08:25:20 PM
every line from pulp fiction is awesome


 J.T. "you mean the one with all the shit in her face?"

 E.S. "No...that's my wife"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: 240 is Back on May 10, 2006, 08:27:30 PM
Much of Resevoir dogs' intro breakfast conversation.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: THE BAD GUY on May 10, 2006, 09:11:50 PM
I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year"

Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
 

THE BEST LINES EVER
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: LuciusFox on May 11, 2006, 04:20:33 AM
Much of Resevoir dogs' intro breakfast conversation.

 Man, that was a boring movie :-\
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 11, 2006, 07:05:55 AM
Man, that was a boring movie :-\

You're kidding. Better than Pulp!

Mr. White: "For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap--I don't know what--coming out of my right."
 

   
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: davie on May 11, 2006, 07:44:32 AM
Excuse the commetn but its a quote from pulp fiction

"I dont care if he goes to indo-china....i want a black waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

Or in the film CHOPPER with eric bana. He goes up to fellow in mate and stabs him in the neck, then yells for the guards adn says "sir....i thin keithies doen himself a mischief."   Priceless comedy.

davie
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: ssparty on May 11, 2006, 08:18:39 AM
Are you entertained?
  - Gladiator
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: thisiskeith12 on May 11, 2006, 08:21:25 AM
Craig: Man, I owe you
[pulls out an energy bar called "Big Time"]
Craig: BIG TIME! For bringing me here!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: headhuntersix on May 11, 2006, 08:53:51 AM
GoodFellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya guy! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Heartbreak Ridge
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
 
 
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: jaejonna on May 11, 2006, 08:54:59 AM
Arnold

Kindergarden Cop

ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on May 11, 2006, 09:27:48 AM
Or in the film CHOPPER with eric bana. He goes up to fellow in mate and stabs him in the neck, then yells for the guards adn says "sir....i thin keithies doen himself a mischief."   davie

Chopper rules.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 11, 2006, 09:40:27 AM
Let's go eat sushi and not pay!!




  Man : Hey kid.....you wanna make 20 bucks?

  Emilio Estevez :FVck off you homo.


Both lines from REPO MAN circa 1884
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: arce1988 on July 06, 2012, 05:12:46 PM
 
Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun?
I thought we had us a deal?

 
We still have a deal.
Now, get the girl, and go.

 
NOT so fast.

 
We only got a deal,
we trust each other.

 
And a Mexican standoff
ain't trust.

Wait.
You need guns on me for it
to be a Mexican standoff.

 
You got guns on us.
You decide to shoot, we're dead.

 
Up top, they got grenades.
They drop them down here, you're dead.

 
That's a Mexican standoff,
and that was NOT the deal.

 
NO trust,
NO deal.

 
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

 
All right, Aldo.

 
Fine.

 
Just take that fucking traitor,
and get her out of my sight.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: dov on July 06, 2012, 06:01:03 PM
"im not even supposed to be here today" dante hicks  clerks


"that kid is back on the esclator again"  brodie  mallrats


"choke yourself..." "no numb nuts with my hand"
"jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that..."
"i bet if god wanted you over the top he would just mircle your ass over"
"is chow allowed in the barracks private pile? ..."no"  ..are you allowed to have jelly donuts private pile"..."no".."and why".."sir because i am a little heavy".."no because your a disgusting fatbody..."

full metal jacket
"Get the fuck off my obstacle, Pile!!" "Get the fuck off my obstacle!"
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: K-1 on July 06, 2012, 06:31:51 PM
Captain Darrow: Excuse me, general... but what about the fucking money?

General Hummel: There is no fucking money. The mission's over.
 
Captain Frye: Bullshit it's over!

Major Tom Baxter: You're talking to a General, soldier! Maintain discipline.
 
Captain Darrow: I'm not a soldier, Major. The day we took hostages, we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid. I want my FUCKING money!

(http://trulydisturbing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/TonyTodd3-300x225.gif)
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: no one on July 09, 2012, 09:53:06 AM
bounty hunter: im looking for a josey wales

josey wales: that'd be me.

bounty hunter: you're a wanted man, wales.

josey wales: i reckon im right popular. you a bounty hunter?

butny hunter: mans gotta do something for a living these days.

josey wales: dyin' aint much of a livin, boy.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: njflex on July 09, 2012, 01:37:05 PM
SIR' I SEEM TO HAVE LOST THE BLEEPS,BEEPS AND THE CREEPS...THE 'WHAT ,THE WHAT AND THE WHAT,,,,
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: cephissus on July 09, 2012, 02:27:56 PM
bounty hunter: im looking for a josey wales

josey wales: that'd be me.

bounty hunter: you're a wanted man, wales.

josey wales: i reckon im right popular. you a bounty hunter?

butny hunter: mans gotta do something for a living these days.

josey wales: dyin' aint much of a livin, boy.

LOL you already posted this in this very thread!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: _bruce_ on July 09, 2012, 02:43:31 PM
I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year"

Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
 

THE BEST LINES EVER

Nice one!
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: no one on July 09, 2012, 04:17:58 PM
LOL you already posted this in this very thread!

dude- i just looked at the date of the thread, and honestly i didnt read thru it just posted! lol

its so good it should be mentioned twice anyway :D
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: andreisdaman on July 09, 2012, 06:57:01 PM
GoodFellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya guy! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Heartbreak Ridge
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
 
 

one of the classics of all time.......
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: The Ugly on July 09, 2012, 07:01:47 PM
"I want those little bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns."
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Hulkster on July 09, 2012, 07:13:45 PM
"I fart in your general direction!"

-John Cleese in Monty Python's Holy Grail as the french taunting knight

Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: Krankenstein on July 09, 2012, 09:08:20 PM
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.


Glen Gary Glen Ross

That scene with Alec Baldwin is one of my top favorites now.
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: andreisdaman on July 09, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
That scene with Alec Baldwin is one of my top favorites now.

Alec stole the whole movie with that one scene in the very beginning..one of the greatest scenes of all time
Title: Re: Best Lines
Post by: njflex on July 10, 2012, 09:35:10 AM
Alec stole the whole movie with that one scene in the very beginning..one of the greatest scenes of all time
FIRST PRIZE A BRAND NEW CADILLAC ..2ND PRICE SET OF STEAK KNIVES,,,,I WAS SENT HERE BY MITCH AND MURRAY AS A MISSION OF MERCY,,,I TOLD THEM TO FIRE THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.