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Title: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Butterbean on June 27, 2006, 06:39:47 AM
Or someone who knows a lot about their beliefs over on the Religion Board. 

Please PM me if you have concerns about how you'll be treated (this is getbig after all  :-\). 

The Learning Threads on the Religion Board are moderated a bit more strictly to ensure a level of respect. :)


Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 27, 2006, 06:41:57 AM
Or someone who knows a lot about their beliefs over on the Religion Board. 

Please PM me if you have concerns about how you'll be treated (this is getbig after all  :-\). 

The Learning Threads on the Religion Board are moderated a bit more strictly to ensure a level of respect. :)




The next time one knocks on my door, I'll be sure and send them right over.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Always Sore on June 27, 2006, 06:54:14 AM
side note many years ago early one sat morning, i was roused by a timid knock at my apartment door and opened it slightly to find this hot girl, she wanted to know if she could talk to me about god and normally that results in a no thank you have a nice day try someone else response but she was hot but as i opened the door there were two other dudes,dam fell for it but they were nice gave them about 10 min and then they left...bait and switch..
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 27, 2006, 09:14:31 AM
LOL!  Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Princess L on June 27, 2006, 09:57:21 AM
Jehovah's Witnesses ran over my dog IN MY DRIVEWAY.

I'm sure they had never heard such language before and they've not dared to step foot on my property since.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 27, 2006, 10:47:48 AM
I'm sure you need ministering to after that debacle.  ;)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 27, 2006, 01:39:07 PM
side note many years ago early one sat morning, i was roused by a timid knock at my apartment door and opened it slightly to find this hot girl, she wanted to know if she could talk to me about god and normally that results in a no thank you have a nice day try someone else response but she was hot but as i opened the door there were two other dudes,dam fell for it but they were nice gave them about 10 min and then they left...bait and switch..

that happened to me, but with mormons
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Always Sore on June 27, 2006, 01:59:19 PM
Jehovah's Witnesses ran over my dog IN MY DRIVEWAY.

I'm sure they had never heard such language before and they've not dared to step foot on my property since.

with there bikes???
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Slin1 on June 27, 2006, 02:07:06 PM
when they knock on my dor some month ago i told em that Jesus is a weed smoking psychopath hippy homo food begging bum!!!
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 27, 2006, 02:08:02 PM
And with that Scat boy's ticket to hell was punched.  ;D
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Slin1 on June 27, 2006, 02:10:11 PM
And with that Scat boy's ticket to hell was punched.  ;D

Hell is living when we die we free
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: 24KT on June 27, 2006, 02:16:28 PM
as i opened the door there were two other dudes,dam fell for it but they were nice gave them about 10 min and then they left...bait and switch..

You're lucky they didn't try the foot in the door trick.

The don't mind people who ply their trade door to door.

My only objection is the proselytizing and arrogant self-righteous moralizing that often accompanies door-to-door ministries. If someone can acknowledge & accept the fact that I might not believe as they do, and am entitled my own beliefs without looking at me like I'm stricken with a terminal disease, or going to HELL, fine. If not, get away from my door.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Princess L on June 27, 2006, 09:09:32 PM
with there bikes???

Since when do they ride around on bikes?
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: JamieX4200 on June 27, 2006, 09:17:26 PM
Mormans ride on bikes.... Next time one knocks on your door, ask if they are one of the 114,000 that are going to heaven... Thats how many "they" beleive will go to heaven..

Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Princess L on June 27, 2006, 09:28:23 PM
Mormans ride on bikes.... Next time one knocks on your door, ask if they are one of the 114,000 that are going to heaven... Thats how many "they" beleive will go to heaven..

Just to clear up any confusion.  Mormans ride bikes and knock on doors  ???
JW's have that 114K belief.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Dos Equis on June 27, 2006, 09:37:02 PM
Just to clear up any confusion.  Mormans ride bikes and knock on door  ???
JW's have that 114K belief.

I think it's 144,000.   :)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Princess L on June 27, 2006, 09:41:54 PM
I think it's 144,000.   :)

I knew that 114 number seemed too small  ;)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Dos Equis on June 27, 2006, 10:04:23 PM

I knew that 114 number seemed too small  ;)

You sent a lot of people to hell.   ;D
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hugo Chavez on June 28, 2006, 12:48:32 AM
Sorry, I'm Mormon.  Thank God,... I don't know what I would do without my wives.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hedgehog on June 28, 2006, 01:08:41 AM
The funny thing about the 144 000, is how those who are picked out are not allowed to tell anyone about it.

Sort of makes it possible that every Jehova would believe they're going?

NOOOOOOO!!!

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hugo Chavez on June 28, 2006, 01:39:34 AM
Jehova's Witness Folk are going to hell... All o them... Sorry!!!  Have you been introduced to the only one and true book, The Book of Mormon?  PM me and I'll be glad to help you. 

“Monogamy, or restrictions by law to ONE WIFE, IS NO PART OF THE ECONOMY OF HEAVEN AMONG MEN. Such a system was commenced by the founders of the Roman empire....Rome became the mistress of the world, and introduced this order of monogamy wherever her sway was acknowledged. Thus this MONOGAMIC ORDER OF MARRIAGE, so esteemed by modern Christians as a HOLY SACRAMENT and DIVINE INSTITUTION, is nothing but a system established by a SET OF ROBBERS....
“Why do we believe in and practice polygamy? Because the Lord introduced it to his servants in a revelation given to Joseph Smith, and the Lord's servants have always practised it. 'And IS THAT RELIGION POPULAR IN HEAVEN?' IT IS THE ONLY POPULAR RELIGION THERE,...”--Brigham Young
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hedgehog on June 28, 2006, 02:08:51 AM
Is it really legal with polygamy in Utah?

Sweet. Ass. Sweet.

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: IronGame on June 28, 2006, 02:09:50 AM
ALL religions are the creations of humans trying to explain the unknown.  How can we be sure?  Because only humans could create suck a fucked up mess.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Lord Humungous on June 28, 2006, 05:19:46 AM
Wasnt Joseph Smith the guy that predicted that Jesus would return to earth, and all of his followers waited around and nothing happened. He was so ashamed he wanted to quit preaching but he figured he had the wrong date and would give it another try?  ;D
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Always Sore on June 28, 2006, 05:28:33 AM
Is it really legal with polygamy in Utah?

Sweet. Ass. Sweet.

YIP
Zack

no but they are not inforcing the law, there are whole towns controlled by "religious" figureheads tha promote fixed marriages and marrage to minors and multi wives...they just did a dateline or something on it recently, plus i have seen it first hand.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Butterbean on June 28, 2006, 06:48:04 AM
Jehovah's Witnesses ran over my dog IN MY DRIVEWAY.

I'm sure they had never heard such language before and they've not dared to step foot on my property since.

I'm so sorry Princess L.  Please forgive me for dredging up this horrible memory. :'(
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 28, 2006, 06:54:26 AM
Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"?  There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable.  That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week.   Do tell.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Butterbean on June 28, 2006, 07:06:11 AM
Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"?  There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable.  That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week.   Do tell.
oh man!  so true!

I'm going to have to move this to the Relig Board pretty soon
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 28, 2006, 07:08:16 AM
have another wife that they dont know about and go over there.  theres gotta be hookers in Utah.  Most of the mormons i have known haven't been, um lets just say they have had some freak inthem
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 28, 2006, 07:10:34 AM
oh man!  so true!

I'm going to have to move this to the Relig Board pretty soon

Of course it's true Stella, why do you think they call me The Guardian of Truth here  :P ;D
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 28, 2006, 07:11:38 AM
i think Stella has some freak in her
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 28, 2006, 07:14:06 AM
And if not, I think she wants one  ;)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 28, 2006, 07:15:18 AM
Tag team..back again!  Someone wants to get submarined...air tight! 

shotgun anus  ;D
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Butterbean on June 28, 2006, 07:16:14 AM
Tag team..back again!  Someone wants to get submarined...air tight! 

shotgun anus  ;D

 ??? .......   :P



Whoop there it is?
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 28, 2006, 07:19:10 AM
??? .......   :P



Whoop there it is?

AWESOME!! someone got the reference! Nutin' but love for yeah!
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Deedee on June 28, 2006, 07:40:44 AM
Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"?  There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable.  That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week.   Do tell.

Very often the wives live in separate residences so they can claim welfare benefits, so maybe in those cases it isn't such an issue.  Plus, Mormon husbands claim outright that it's a tough journey and many sacrifices are strewn in the path of righteousness...  :P
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Migs on June 29, 2006, 08:52:20 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 09, 2006, 04:24:01 PM
Very often the wives live in separate residences so they can claim welfare benefits, so maybe in those cases it isn't such an issue.  Plus, Mormon husbands claim outright that it's a tough journey and many sacrifices are strewn in the path of righteousness...  :P
This is not true with us, we all live in the same house and we're not on welfare... It is a hard journey, especially all fitting into one king size bed...
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 09, 2006, 07:01:58 PM

Only the freaky offshoots do that. You're excommunicated from the Mormon church if you have more than 1 wife.
No but they generally ignore it because it's not hurting anyone and breaking up families would be a whole lot more evil. The only time it's hurting anyone is the rare freak like that one dood thrown in jail recently - but even with polygamists, he's a freak.
No, I think that's either JW or Scientiology or Christian Science. Joseph Smith is, however, the 1st Mormon prophet, but he never said anything so specific or stupid.
Again, only the freaks. You're excommunicated for multiple wives.


I'm not excommunicated from the Mormon Church ;)
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Butterbean on December 09, 2006, 08:25:11 PM
garreth and Berserker, would either or both of you consider being an "educator" on a Mormon Learning Thread on the Religion Board?

Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Mongol on December 09, 2006, 09:32:39 PM
What do you want to know about Jehovah's witnesses?
I know a fair bit about their belief's.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: scooter on December 09, 2006, 09:40:32 PM
when these fuckers come to my door I tell them that I am already going to hell and there is nothing that they can do about it.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Mongol on December 09, 2006, 10:11:25 PM
when these fuckers come to my door I tell them that I am already going to hell and there is nothing that they can do about it.

Hi,
That would be an irrelevant comment to make to a Jehovah's witness as they don't believe in hell. It would be better to ask them when the end of this system of things is going to happen as there are less and less of the generation born in 1914. (they will know what Im going on about!) 
Mongol 
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: scooter on December 09, 2006, 10:16:55 PM
ok I will do that next time I dont really mind talking about that, if they didnt wake me up so early that is what pisses me off
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Deedee on December 10, 2006, 10:40:19 AM
Again, only the freaks. You're excommunicated for multiple wives.

Yes, we knew that it's only the splinter groups, or freaks, that take multiple wives.
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Deedee on December 10, 2006, 10:42:24 AM
This is not true with us, we all live in the same house and we're not on welfare... It is a hard journey, especially all fitting into one king size bed... :P

I'm sure somehow you persevere.  :P

You sure profane much and post alot of nudie pics for a mormon.  :-\
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Hugo Chavez on December 10, 2006, 10:55:49 AM
I'm sure somehow you persevere.  :P<==Are you soliciting me :P

You sure profane much and post alot of nudie pics for a mormon.  :-\
I'm a siner :-[
Title: Re: We need a Jehova's Witness please......
Post by: Deedee on December 10, 2006, 11:26:35 AM

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I'm sure somehow you persevere.  <==Are you soliciting me

I hadn't thought about it until now... but I hear the skiing's good in Utah.  How many wives do you have so far? Can you afford another one (ps I like shoes)? Do your wives get days off or are they always on call? Since I'd be the last one in, no chance for seniority any time soon... would I get all the grunt housework tasks or would I be the spoiled one you lavish all your attention on.  Just checking before I make a move...  ;D

I'm a sinner :-[ 

I know.  :'(