Author Topic: We need a Jehova's Witness please...... (Read 5801 times)

Butterbean · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:48:04 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 27, 2006, 09:57:21 AM

Jehovah's Witnesses ran over my dog IN MY DRIVEWAY.

I'm sure they had never heard such language before and they've not dared to step foot on my property since.

I'm so sorry Princess L. Please forgive me for dredging up this horrible memory.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:54:26 AM »

Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"? There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable. That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week. Do tell.

Butterbean · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:06:11 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 28, 2006, 06:54:26 AM

Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"? There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable. That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week. Do tell.

oh man! so true!

I'm going to have to move this to the Relig Board pretty soon

Migs · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:08:16 AM »

have another wife that they dont know about and go over there. theres gotta be hookers in Utah. Most of the mormons i have known haven't been, um lets just say they have had some freak inthem

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:10:34 AM »

Quote from: STella on June 28, 2006, 07:06:11 AM

oh man! so true!

I'm going to have to move this to the Relig Board pretty soon

Of course it's true Stella, why do you think they call me The Guardian of Truth here

Migs · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:11:38 AM »

i think Stella has some freak in her

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:14:06 AM »

And if not, I think she wants one

Migs · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:15:18 AM »

Tag team..back again! Someone wants to get submarined...air tight!

shotgun anus

Butterbean · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:16:14 AM »

Quote from: Migs on June 28, 2006, 07:15:18 AM

Tag team..back again! Someone wants to get submarined...air tight!

shotgun anus

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Whoop there it is?

Migs · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:19:10 AM »

Quote from: STella on June 28, 2006, 07:16:14 AM

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Whoop there it is?

AWESOME!! someone got the reference! Nutin' but love for yeah!

Deedee · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:40:44 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 28, 2006, 06:54:26 AM

Speaking to Mormons...How on earth do you deal with more than one wife especially during monthly "visits"? There is truth to the theory that when women are together for extended periods (no pun intended) of time, their cycles will gradually sinc up based on the alpha female's timetable. That means more than one female at once under the same roof with you riding the emotional rollercoaster for a week. Do tell.

Very often the wives live in separate residences so they can claim welfare benefits, so maybe in those cases it isn't such an issue. Plus, Mormon husbands claim outright that it's a tough journey and many sacrifices are strewn in the path of righteousness...

Migs · « **Reply #36 on:** June 29, 2006, 08:52:20 AM »

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #37 on:** December 09, 2006, 04:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on June 28, 2006, 07:40:44 AM

Very often the wives live in separate residences so they can claim welfare benefits, so maybe in those cases it isn't such an issue. Plus, Mormon husbands claim outright that it's a tough journey and many sacrifices are strewn in the path of righteousness...

This is not true with us, we all live in the same house and we're not on welfare... It is a hard journey, especially all fitting into one king size bed...

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #38 on:** December 09, 2006, 07:01:58 PM »

Quote from: garraeth on December 09, 2006, 05:21:43 PM

Only the freaky offshoots do that. You're excommunicated from the Mormon church if you have more than 1 wife.
No but they generally ignore it because it's not hurting anyone and breaking up families would be a whole lot more evil. The only time it's hurting anyone is the rare freak like that one dood thrown in jail recently - but even with polygamists, he's a freak.
No, I think that's either JW or Scientiology or Christian Science. Joseph Smith is, however, the 1st Mormon prophet, but he never said anything so specific or stupid.
Again, only the freaks. You're excommunicated for multiple wives.

I'm not excommunicated from the Mormon Church

Butterbean · « **Reply #39 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:25:11 PM »

garreth and Berserker, would either or both of you consider being an "educator" on a Mormon Learning Thread on the Religion Board?

Mongol · « **Reply #40 on:** December 09, 2006, 09:32:39 PM »

What do you want to know about Jehovah's witnesses?
I know a fair bit about their belief's.

scooter · « **Reply #41 on:** December 09, 2006, 09:40:32 PM »

when these fuckers come to my door I tell them that I am already going to hell and there is nothing that they can do about it.

Mongol · « **Reply #42 on:** December 09, 2006, 10:11:25 PM »

Quote from: scooter on December 09, 2006, 09:40:32 PM

when these fuckers come to my door I tell them that I am already going to hell and there is nothing that they can do about it.

Hi,
That would be an irrelevant comment to make to a Jehovah's witness as they don't believe in hell. It would be better to ask them when the end of this system of things is going to happen as there are less and less of the generation born in 1914. (they will know what Im going on about!)
Mongol

scooter · « **Reply #43 on:** December 09, 2006, 10:16:55 PM »

ok I will do that next time I dont really mind talking about that, if they didnt wake me up so early that is what pisses me off

Deedee · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:40:19 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on December 09, 2006, 05:21:43 PM

Again, only the freaks. You're excommunicated for multiple wives.

Yes, we knew that it's only the splinter groups, or freaks, that take multiple wives.

Deedee · « **Reply #45 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:42:24 AM »

Quote from: Berserker on December 09, 2006, 04:24:01 PM

This is not true with us, we all live in the same house and we're not on welfare... It is a hard journey, especially all fitting into one king size bed...

I'm sure somehow you persevere.

You sure profane much and post alot of nudie pics for a mormon. $:-\$

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #46 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on December 10, 2006, 10:42:24 AM

I'm sure somehow you persevere. <==Are you soliciting me

You sure profane much and post alot of nudie pics for a mormon. $:-\$

I'm a siner

Deedee · « **Reply #47 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:26:35 AM »

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I'm sure somehow you persevere. <==Are you soliciting me

I hadn't thought about it until now... but I hear the skiing's good in Utah. How many wives do you have so far? Can you afford another one (ps I like shoes)? Do your wives get days off or are they always on call? Since I'd be the last one in, no chance for seniority any time soon... would I get all the grunt housework tasks or would I be the spoiled one you lavish all your attention on. Just checking before I make a move...

Quote from: Berserker on December 10, 2006, 10:55:49 AM

I'm a sinner

I know.