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Here's mine, from Conan the Barbarian...
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
Any others?
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No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
There *is* no bathroom!
from Kindergarten Cop, his most badass movie until today!
i hope there'll be Kindergarten Cop 2 some day.
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"...if it BLEEDS...we can KILL IT."
"...Yackety-Yack..Yackety-Yack..DON'T TALK BACK...oh, Marnie! "
" ...but what is really important...is GRAVITY! "
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It aint a tumaaaaa!!!! It aint a tumaa at allllll LOL
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"I had her licking her own shit of my cock".
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"stick around" after he threw a tree through a guy and nailed him to the wall in Predator.
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From Commando:
Where's Paulie?
"I let him go." After holding the guy over the cliff.
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From Commando:
Where's Paulie?
"I let him go." After holding the guy over the cliff.
"Where's SALLIE?"
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"stick around" after he threw a tree through a guy and nailed him to the wall in Predator.
...threw...a TREE through a guy who... WTF?
Threw a knife through a guy that stuck into a post in the hut in Predator.
I knew where you were going with it though, bro...it's cool. Palatine vernacular is different than the rest of the world. I'm with ya!
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...threw...a TREE through a guy who... WTF?
Threw a knife through a guy that stuck into a post in the hut in Predator.
I knew where you were going with it though, bro...it's cool. Palatine vernacular is different than the rest of the world. I'm with ya!
you're right, i think it was just a knife. he used the poles later to kick predator's ass.
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Milk is for babies ;D
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Here's mine, from Conan the Barbarian...
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
bwahahahahahah i forgot all about that one...definitely one of the best.
the best ones are his one-word one liners...for example in commando when hes driving in the car with that mulatto stewardess, she has a big dramatic scene with dozens of lines and throws a big fit and ends by asking arnold 'will you please tell me now whats going on?!?!?!'
arnold - 'NO.'
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
also
when they leave that guy to 'negotiate' with matrix after stealing his daughter; he sits there all cool, outlining the plan, confident that arnold will have to comply, ending by saying 'we know you will cooperate, right?'
arnold - 'WRONG.' and shoots him in the forehead with a slug
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
also, even generic lines are hilarious when said with his accent
'go to hell'
'you sonofabitch!'
'fuck you'
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I'LL BE BACK......terminator 1
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My favorite ahnold quote hasn't happened yet. it'll be on tv in 2012.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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Commander Lou Donnelly CPD: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.
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Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".
There has never been an owning on this level before.
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Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".
There has never been an owning on this level before.
i've never thought about that. Our nickel and dime stuff can't compare to arnold telling ferrigno and the world such a thing, then backing it up.
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Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".
There has never been an owning on this level before.
Agreed! 240 hit the nail right on the head as well...everything we do to DA or Vince G or Alexxx or Bob or Adam Reiche...it's all dust in the wind compared to the Monumental Brutal OWNING of Epic porportions Arnold laid out on Louie.
We should be humbled. Now I think about it...we've all been Galactically OWNED by Arnold...by Arnold OWNING Lou.
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Agreed! 240 hit the nail right on the head as well...everything we do to DA or Vince G or Alexxx or Bob or Adam Reiche...it's all dust in the wind compared to the Monumental Brutal OWNING of Epic porportions Arnold laid out on Louie.
We should be humbled. Now I think about it...we've all been Galactically OWNED by Arnold...by Arnold OWNING Lou.
not only that, but no matter what success Big Lou finds, he continually sees Arnold doing movies, winning election, etc, and probably believe that could be him doing all those things. That has to suck.
Notice we don't see Arnold suing his family members, or spending his weekends holding down a table trying to convince ppl that his name is worth $60 the second it's put on paper.
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So what you are saying is...essentially...is that there is an neverending cycle of consistent EPIC OWNINGS by Arnold...given to Louie which is now just another fact of life. Interesting theory...
I personally witnessed Arnold OWNING of Infiite porportions Louie at the ASC last March...
Went something like this...'Louie sitting alone with a sharpie marker in hand under the 'Weider booth' looking constipated...Arnold's men in black which runs about 20 deep...pushing or shall I say...'owning' everybody in the aisles so Arnold can make way with fans flocking to get a glimpse of the man himself...RIGHT PAST LOUIE...
The fact that Arnold can HEAR...is another OWNING over Louie in itself!
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Kindergarten Cop
Little boy " Boys have penises, girls have vaginas "
Arnold " Thanks for the tip " ;D
Commando
Arnold tells one of the bad guys " I like you. I'll kill you last"
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"I like you, Sulli. You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last." ;D
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"what happened to Buzzsaw?"
"Oh, he had to split" (righty after cutting him in 2 with a chainsaw in Running Man!)
"Hey, hey light bulb. Hey christmas tree, wait for me!" (Same film)
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'Get to da chaw-paaah'
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you guys are fucking killing me with this Arnold owning Louie shit.
God damn that is some funny shit
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Running Man...."But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!!." ;D
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The entire story he tells in Pumping Iron about teaching the guy to scream while posing was classic. If somebody knows (or could summarize it) that would be great. :)
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Arnold owned that guy as well...
He OWNS all of us...who the fk els can walk up to a woman who is daughter of a major American family institution...basically royalty...and say 'I dink you hav a nice oss!' and not get OWNED by the girl? Can you pull that off? Nope? Can I? Never.
Goes to show...Arnold OWNS everybody...especially Louie. Another example...if I were to walk up to Arnold from behind...lets say within 10 feet and in an audible voice say...'Hey, Arnold how's it going?' He would turn around and greet me(hypothetically speaking)...if I were to do the same thing to Louie...nothing. Nothing would happen...I'd have to TAP Louie on the shoulder to get his attention...see what Im saying?
Arnold owning Louie...in a pandamonial way...again.
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must take a lot to own louie...
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I'm not here right now I'm out killing peperoni!!
If you want something crazy like a pineapple, I'll kill you!!
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The entire story he tells in Pumping Iron about teaching the guy to scream while posing was classic. If somebody knows (or could summarize it) that would be great. :)
Reporter:
Sometimes when people ask you advice...
if you think that they're being arrogant,
or misusing the sport of bodybuilding...
you give them kind of pranksterish advice.
And that's once happened
in a Mr. Munich contest, l believe.
Arnold:
l think it was eight years ago...
when some fella came to me
in the gym and said:
''l want to win Mr. Munich.
l am a perfect poser...
''and l have a fantastic body.
''And l just want to learn
a new posing routine, a new style.
''Something way out
which nobody expects.''
So l said, ''Let me see
your posing routine you have right now.''
When the guy took his clothes off
and posed for me...
he looked like nothing, number one,
and his posing was bad.
So l mean, he was just....
l think he was crazy.
So l thought, okay,
if he thinks that he's the best poser...
l'm gonna pull a little trick on him.
And so that's what l did.
l said, ''Listen, l have a new posing routine
from America.
''l'm in correspondence with
all the top athletes in America.'' And so on.
And l told him that the new thing is...
that he has to scream while he's posing.
And he looked at me and he says...
''That's a new idea.
That will really come out impressive.
''When you go out on stage and scream,
people can't miss you.
''They'll all look at you screaming, that's it.''
So l taught him how to scream.
First of all, l oiled him up.
His body, with really heavy oil
and everything.
We're standing there in the shower room.
And l taught him how to do it.
The higher your arms go up,
the higher you make a screaming noise.
And the lower your arms come down,
the lower the noise.
This kind of a thing.
l practiced with him for around two hours.
Spent a lot of time on developing
his new posing routine.
And he mastered it very well.
He was screaming really loud
and high and low.
And he went to the Mr. Munich contest.
l told him when he walks out,
he has to scream loud, run out.
And so he did.
And obviously people weren't ready
for that at all.
And so, he went out there, screamed loud.
Went through three or four poses
with loud screaming.
They carried him off the stage
and threw him out.
They thought the guy was totally nuts.
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My favorite ahnold quote hasn't happened yet. it'll be on tv in 2012.
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
seig heil, gruppenfuhrer ;D
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Reporter:
Sometimes when people ask you advice...
if you think that they're being arrogant,
or misusing the sport of bodybuilding...
you give them kind of pranksterish advice.
And that's once happened
in a Mr. Munich contest, l believe.
Arnold:
l think it was eight years ago...
when some fella came to me
in the gym and said:
''l want to win Mr. Munich.
l am a perfect poser...
''and l have a fantastic body.
''And l just want to learn
a new posing routine, a new style.
''Something way out
which nobody expects.''
So l said, ''Let me see
your posing routine you have right now.''
When the guy took his clothes off
and posed for me...
he looked like nothing, number one,
and his posing was bad.
So l mean, he was just....
l think he was crazy.
So l thought, okay,
if he thinks that he's the best poser...
l'm gonna pull a little trick on him.
And so that's what l did.
l said, ''Listen, l have a new posing routine
from America.
''l'm in correspondence with
all the top athletes in America.'' And so on.
And l told him that the new thing is...
that he has to scream while he's posing.
And he looked at me and he says...
''That's a new idea.
That will really come out impressive.
''When you go out on stage and scream,
people can't miss you.
''They'll all look at you screaming, that's it.''
So l taught him how to scream.
First of all, l oiled him up.
His body, with really heavy oil
and everything.
We're standing there in the shower room.
And l taught him how to do it.
The higher your arms go up,
the higher you make a screaming noise.
And the lower your arms come down,
the lower the noise.
This kind of a thing.
l practiced with him for around two hours.
Spent a lot of time on developing
his new posing routine.
And he mastered it very well.
He was screaming really loud
and high and low.
And he went to the Mr. Munich contest.
l told him when he walks out,
he has to scream loud, run out.
And so he did.
And obviously people weren't ready
for that at all.
And so, he went out there, screamed loud.
Went through three or four poses
with loud screaming.
They carried him off the stage
and threw him out.
They thought the guy was totally nuts.
Awesome - I love that story!
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My favorite ahnold quote hasn't happened yet. it'll be on tv in 2012.
very very funny yet fighteningly possible in an outer limits/twilight zone kind of way
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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My favorite ahnold quote hasn't happened yet. it'll be on tv in 2012.
very very funny yet fighteningly possible in an outer limits/twilight zone kind of way
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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wow you can use the quote button! ::)
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Terminator 3 was full of great oneliners.
'move over'
'let me drive'
clerk' talk to the hand'
terminator grabs hand and talks to it'
i love that movie. actually there aren't really bad Arnold movies, even the bad ones are worth a laugh!
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From Conan the Barbarian:
Wizard: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Arnold: "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
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"Let off some steam Bennett!"
right after throwing a steaming pipe into his chest in Commando
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1:
-Leave anything for us?
Matrix: - Just bodies.
2:
Diaz: Mellow out man. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong!
[shoots Diaz between the eyes]
(Commando)
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"Let off some steam, Bennett" is probably the ideal Arnold one-liner by virtue of meeting all three of these conditions:
1) an announcement of - or commentary on - his brutal killing of someone
2) that someone being the last person he needs to kill in the movie
3) reflect the manner of that killing with simplistic wordplay
However, although it lacks #2, my first choice would be his plunging a enormous running mechanical drill into someone's torso to shred their internal organs while yelling "Screw you!" in Total Recall.