Author Topic: Favorite Arnold movie quotes (Read 5836 times)

GHGut · « **on:** July 01, 2006, 08:39:36 AM »

Here's mine, from Conan the Barbarian...

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Any others?

DK II · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2006, 08:50:25 AM »

No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
There *is* no bathroom!

from Kindergarten Cop, his most badass movie until today!
i hope there'll be Kindergarten Cop 2 some day.

Blockhead · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:12:03 AM »

"...if it BLEEDS...we can KILL IT."

"...Yackety-Yack..Yackety-Yack..DON'T TALK BACK...oh, Marnie! "

" ...but what is really important...is GRAVITY! "

Jerryme7 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:17:08 AM »

It aint a tumaaaaa!!!! It aint a tumaa at allllll LOL

Mars · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:18:34 AM »

"I had her licking her own shit of my cock".

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:22:48 AM »

"stick around" after he threw a tree through a guy and nailed him to the wall in Predator.

Max_Rep · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:34:42 AM »

From Commando:

Where's Paulie?

"I let him go." After holding the guy over the cliff.

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Max_Rep on July 01, 2006, 09:34:42 AM

From Commando:

Where's Paulie?

"I let him go." After holding the guy over the cliff.

"Where's SALLIE?"

Blockhead · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:39:30 AM »

Quote from: Power Rod on July 01, 2006, 09:22:48 AM

"stick around" after he threw a tree through a guy and nailed him to the wall in Predator.

...threw...a TREE through a guy who... WTF?

Threw a knife through a guy that stuck into a post in the hut in Predator.

I knew where you were going with it though, bro...it's cool. Palatine vernacular is different than the rest of the world. I'm with ya!

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2006, 10:05:50 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on July 01, 2006, 09:39:30 AM

...threw...a TREE through a guy who... WTF?

Threw a knife through a guy that stuck into a post in the hut in Predator.

I knew where you were going with it though, bro...it's cool. Palatine vernacular is different than the rest of the world. I'm with ya!

you're right, i think it was just a knife. he used the poles later to kick predator's ass.

Spike · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2006, 10:34:26 AM »

Milk is for babies

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:18:54 AM »

Quote from: GHGut on July 01, 2006, 08:39:36 AM

Here's mine, from Conan the Barbarian...

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

bwahahahahahah i forgot all about that one...definitely one of the best.

the best ones are his one-word one liners...for example in commando when hes driving in the car with that mulatto stewardess, she has a big dramatic scene with dozens of lines and throws a big fit and ends by asking arnold 'will you please tell me now whats going on?!?!?!'

arnold - 'NO.'

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

also
when they leave that guy to 'negotiate' with matrix after stealing his daughter; he sits there all cool, outlining the plan, confident that arnold will have to comply, ending by saying 'we know you will cooperate, right?'

arnold - 'WRONG.' and shoots him in the forehead with a slug

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

also, even generic lines are hilarious when said with his accent
'go to hell'
'you sonofabitch!'
'fuck you'

the shadow · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:26:12 AM »

I'LL BE BACK......terminator 1

240 is Back · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:29:19 AM »

My favorite ahnold quote hasn't happened yet. it'll be on tv in 2012.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Bluto · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:31:28 AM »

Commander Lou Donnelly CPD: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.

UK Gold · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:35:24 AM »

Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".

There has never been an owning on this level before.

240 is Back · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:43:40 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on July 01, 2006, 11:35:24 AM

Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".

There has never been an owning on this level before.

i've never thought about that. Our nickel and dime stuff can't compare to arnold telling ferrigno and the world such a thing, then backing it up.

Blockhead · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:50:50 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on July 01, 2006, 11:35:24 AM

Pumping Iron: "i rang my mother and told her i've already won. Can you believe it? Six time Mr Olympia".

There has never been an owning on this level before.

Agreed! 240 hit the nail right on the head as well...everything we do to DA or Vince G or Alexxx or Bob or Adam Reiche...it's all dust in the wind compared to the Monumental Brutal OWNING of Epic porportions Arnold laid out on Louie.

We should be humbled. Now I think about it...we've all been Galactically OWNED by Arnold...by Arnold OWNING Lou.

240 is Back · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2006, 11:56:21 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on July 01, 2006, 11:50:50 AM

Agreed! 240 hit the nail right on the head as well...everything we do to DA or Vince G or Alexxx or Bob or Adam Reiche...it's all dust in the wind compared to the Monumental Brutal OWNING of Epic porportions Arnold laid out on Louie.

We should be humbled. Now I think about it...we've all been Galactically OWNED by Arnold...by Arnold OWNING Lou.

not only that, but no matter what success Big Lou finds, he continually sees Arnold doing movies, winning election, etc, and probably believe that could be him doing all those things. That has to suck.

Notice we don't see Arnold suing his family members, or spending his weekends holding down a table trying to convince ppl that his name is worth $60 the second it's put on paper.

Blockhead · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:05:18 PM »

So what you are saying is...essentially...is that there is an neverending cycle of consistent EPIC OWNINGS by Arnold...given to Louie which is now just another fact of life. Interesting theory...

I personally witnessed Arnold OWNING of Infiite porportions Louie at the ASC last March...

Went something like this...'Louie sitting alone with a sharpie marker in hand under the 'Weider booth' looking constipated...Arnold's men in black which runs about 20 deep...pushing or shall I say...'owning' everybody in the aisles so Arnold can make way with fans flocking to get a glimpse of the man himself...RIGHT PAST LOUIE...

The fact that Arnold can HEAR...is another OWNING over Louie in itself!

Flex 215 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:29:04 PM »

Kindergarten Cop

Little boy " Boys have penises, girls have vaginas "

Arnold " Thanks for the tip "

Commando

Arnold tells one of the bad guys " I like you. I'll kill you last"

Slick Vic · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:35:04 PM »

"I like you, Sulli. You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Scimowser · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:43:40 PM »

"what happened to Buzzsaw?"

"Oh, he had to split" (righty after cutting him in 2 with a chainsaw in Running Man!)

"Hey, hey light bulb. Hey christmas tree, wait for me!" (Same film)

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:54:39 PM »

'Get to da chaw-paaah'

Karl Kox · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2006, 01:10:28 PM »

you guys are fucking killing me with this Arnold owning Louie shit.

God damn that is some funny shit

Author Topic: Favorite Arnold movie quotes (Read 5836 times)

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