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I was at the supermarket today and some scrawny white kid comes up to me and says that he saw my video and like it!! I'm thinking, "Damn, I hope I didn't misplace that homemade porno that my wife and I made." But then he goes on saying that he liked the part where I do my bicep curls!! I'm thinking wtf is Vanilla Ice talking about. Long story short, towards the end of 'conversation' he proceeds to call me Kris!! Hahahahaahah ... Funny ass shit. I didn't know whether to be offended or flattered. Yes, I'm asian, but way the fuck taller than Kris. I guess I can take it as a compliment. I only go to the gym 3 times a week, eat like shit, but always get mistaken for Kris. ahahahah...
Anyone ever get mistaken for a pro??
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Eric koston and Yes from the Road Rules Semester at sea...
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Eric koston and Yes from the Road Rules Semester at sea...
Classic!! lol...hahahah
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fo sho
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I'd mistake you for a sock monkey.
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I was at the supermarket today and some scrawny white kid comes up to me and says that he saw my video and like it!!
I had something similar happen to me, but it was some skinny yellow kid.
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I got mistaken for Johnny Damon all the time when he was with the Sox
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So far twice this summer.
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Some little kid at the Y asked me if I was Famous. 8)
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Some little kid at the Y asked me if I was Famous. 8)
How much candy did you give him? :D
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I was at the supermarket today and some scrawny white kid comes up to me and says that he saw my video and like it!! I'm thinking, "Damn, I hope I didn't misplace that homemade porno that my wife and I made." But then he goes on saying that he liked the part where I do my bicep curls!! I'm thinking wtf is Vanilla Ice talking about. Long story short, towards the end of 'conversation' he proceeds to call me Kris!! Hahahahaahah ... Funny ass shit. I didn't know whether to be offended or flattered. Yes, I'm asian, but way the f**k taller than Kris. I guess I can take it as a compliment. I only go to the gym 3 times a week, eat like shit, but always get mistaken for Kris. ahahahah...
Anyone ever get mistaken for a pro??
Monster bullshit
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Monster bullshit
Nahh I think there is something in those cantanese waterjugs! I got a friend that is natural and would totally own Kris!!
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i get Cory Everson a lot..................... ...
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Nahh I think there is something in those cantanese waterjugs! I got a friend that is natural and would totally own Kris!!
It's definitely not truth serum.
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It's definitely not truth serum.
Your right about that! The freacking grumpy old fart!!
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Cmon....you know that those Kris Dim DVDs are all over the grocery stores..right by the People magazines. Every skinny white kid got their mom to get them one at checkout time...that and a pack of Bubble Yum!! :P
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i get Cory Everson a lot..................... ...
gyno that bad Mike?
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Some little kid at the Y asked me if I was Famous. 8)
Alexxx doing gay for pay doesn't qualify you as a pro
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Alexxx doing gay for pay doesn't qualify you as a pro
You telling me. 8)
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Some little kid at the Y asked me if I was Famous. 8)
HAHA...the "Y", harcore man! was that during your waterpolo class? Lol who the f*ck trains at the "Y" ? R u that cheap u gotta train with salvation-army type equipment...or maybe you like being around all the little kids after-school cuz it makes you feel like the "dominant one" in the gym...yah...thats it! hahaha.
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HAHA...the "Y", harcore man! was that during your waterpolo class? Lol who the f*ck trains at the "Y" ? R u that cheap u gotta train with salvation-army type equipment...or maybe you like being around all the little kids after-school cuz it makes you feel like the "dominant one" in the gym...yah...thats it! hahaha.
hahaha the guys I trained with over there would make 100% of you jaleous! And no it was not cheap.. it was over 500 a year thats why I switched gyms. That and there are like 30 members at my new hardcore gym. :)
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I had something similar happen to me, but it was some skinny yellow kid.
Hahaha...gotta love/hate those skinny multi-colored kids
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Monster bullshit
Yeah...I just decided I needed some attention to my life so I fabricated this whole thing up ::) You're on to me!
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i always get asked if I am a pro wrestler...but I live in NC so to all the 'necks I probably look like Stone Cold ;D
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alexxx was mistaken for being straight
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alexxx was mistaken for being straight
no mistake there..
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alexxx mistakes himself to be the caliber of a pro ::)
no one else sees it that way
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alexxx mistakes himself to be the caliber of a pro ::)
no one else sees it that way
All you need is faith in yourself. ;)
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some guy mistaked me for a famous sumo wrestler from japan who weighs 600lbs ???
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someone thought i was Hawkeye from GI Joe
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All you need is faith in yourself. ;)
hey good point man, think highly of yourself as a champion then you are more likely to become one ala Arnie.
I see where you are coming from now... maybe your account is not a gimmick after all but merely a quest for greatness yet to be encountered.
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One time back when I didnt know any better. I paid this kid 10 bucks to tell me I'm muscular in front of this hot woman. Let's just say the plan worked.
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some guy mistaked me for a famous sumo wrestler from japan who weighs 600lbs ???
I was walking in my front yard after a thuderstorm and saw a branch on the ground and I mistakened it for this one...
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hey good point man, think highly of yourself as a champion then you are more likely to become one ala Arnie.
I see where you are coming from now... maybe your account is not a gimmick after all but merely a quest for greatness yet to be encountered.
Am glad you get it. ;)
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Some little kid at the Y asked me if I was Famous. 8)
Alexx replied "Not yet,.....But I am FABULOUS!!!!!!" ;D
I must be doing something right because I've been asked numerous times if I compete. It's the ultimate compliment.
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I was walking in my front yard after a thuderstorm and saw a branch on the ground and I mistakened it for this one...
you like mickey roarke from that angle after all the plastic surgery he's done ???
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you like mickey roarke from that angle after all the plastic surgery he's done ???
lmao......its Mickey Rourke................pr iceless!
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Alexx replied "Not yet,.....But I am FABULOUS!!!!!!" ;D
I must be doing something right because I've been asked numerous times if I compete. It's the ultimate compliment.
Your girlfriend calls me Mr. Fabulous at night! :-*
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you look like mickey roarke from that angle after all the plastic surgery he's done ???
:o I was thinking the same thing (but I was thinking before the surgery, he looks like hell now.)
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Yeah...I just decided I needed some attention to my life so I fabricated this whole thing up ::) You're on to me!
Bingo!! 1st bit of truth in this thread.
Savage confession!!
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Bingo!! 1st bit of truth in this thread.
Savage confession!!
LOLOL....This incident could work for you too, if you don't work out enough like me :-*
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I've got a mildly amusing story in this context that happened recently. I was on a first date with this absolutely stunning girl I knew from one of my former work places. It was Saturday night and we were strolling down the main street in Auckland towards the cinemas to catch a late night movie. It so happened that a bouncer mate of mine, a big Samoan mofo who's 6'6", 300 lb+ was on the other side of the road. He sees me and yells out my name and I just wave back, rather than cross the road and go talk to him coz I didn't want to keep the lady waiting.
Anyway, on seeing this, she asks me who that was and I told her how it was a mate of mine who I used to train in the gym a couple of years ago (I really did). Since she didn't know about bodybuilding / training too much, she thought I was bullshitting, since she couldn't see how I could have trained someone who was bigger than me (although I'm no slouch myself 8)) and said just as much.
Now for the best part - literally seconds after she had called bullshit on my explanation and even before I had had time to explain to her, we walked past a bunch of teenage kids (boys and girls) who were dancing in the pavement around a stereo. Anyway, one of the kids sees me and goes, "Holy F*ck ! Look at the muscles on this guy." After which, they asked me to pose for some pics with them. And I did it like the pros do - one arm around the shoulder and the other arm doing the mandatory 'Thumbs up' ;D. Needless to say, the chick was absolutely impressed after this and I myself couldn't believe this unbelievable plug that I got on that date ;D One of those moments when you are so glad you are alive 8)
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Were you late for work Kiwiol when you woke up from your daydream ? ;D
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Were you late for work Kiwiol when you woke up from your daydream ? ;D
LMAO. You are free not to beleive it, although I don't see what the big deal is about (what happened in) my little anecdote ???
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LMAO. You are free not to beleive it, although I don't see what the big deal is about (what happened in) my little anecdote ???
nah i beleive you .. it reminded me of when i was lifting in college with these juice heads and i felt small, only to go to the bar and have some young head say...DAMN kid i wanna lift with you , your jacked!!!
(no beef kiwiol)
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nah i beleive you .. it reminded me of when i was lifting in college with these juice heads and i felt small, only to go to the bar and have some young head say...DAMN kid i wanna lift with you , your jacked!!!
(no beef kiwiol)
I know what you're saying. Guys like you and me look at the pros - massive guys like Ronnie and Jay and then look at ourselves and realise we are far from being the most muscular guys in the world. But to the average person, I suppose any person who has lean arms over 19" on a 5'10" or under frame (and other parts of the body in proportion) looks freakishly muscular / unreal.
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some guy mistaked me for a famous sumo wrestler from japan who weighs 600lbs ???
what freakgeeks momma?
ta ta
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Vince Goodrum constantly gets mistaken for Shawn Ray. At least when Vince was sporting the box-haircut.
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I've got a mildly amusing story in this context that happened recently. I was on a first date with this absolutely stunning girl I knew from one of my former work places. It was Saturday night and we were strolling down the main street in Auckland towards the cinemas to catch a late night movie. It so happened that a bouncer mate of mine, a big Samoan mofo who's 6'6", 300 lb+ was on the other side of the road. He sees me and yells out my name and I just wave back, rather than cross the road and go talk to him coz I didn't want to keep the lady waiting.
Anyway, on seeing this, she asks me who that was and I told her how it was a mate of mine who I used to train in the gym a couple of years ago (I really did). Since she didn't know about bodybuilding / training too much, she thought I was bullshitting, since she couldn't see how I could have trained someone who was bigger than me (although I'm no slouch myself 8)) and said just as much.
Now for the best part - literally seconds after she had called bullshit on my explanation and even before I had had time to explain to her, we walked past a bunch of teenage kids (boys and girls) who were dancing in the pavement around a stereo. Anyway, one of the kids sees me and goes, "Holy F*ck ! Look at the muscles on this guy." After which, they asked me to pose for some pics with them. And I did it like the pros do - one arm around the shoulder and the other arm doing the mandatory 'Thumbs up' ;D. Needless to say, the chick was absolutely impressed after this and I myself couldn't believe this unbelievable plug that I got on that date ;D One of those moments when you are so glad you are alive 8)
You could've at least made up some shit about you layin the pipe in that hot chick's can.
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You could've at least made up some shit about you layin the pipe in that hot chick's can.
Hahaha. Maybe I will for another thread ;D
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I aint on roids. I'll never be mistaken for a Pro
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People say I look like Skippy from "Family Ties". Didn't he win the New York Pro a few years back?
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People say I look like Skippy from "Family Ties". Didn't he win the New York Pro a few years back?
He had broad shoulders.... something God forgot to give Phil heath when they were passin them out..
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Do you ever get mistaken for a human being? ;D
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Do you ever get mistaken for a human being? ;D
Was this directed at jaejonna? :o :D
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Do you ever get mistaken for a human being? ;D
People mistake my dick for your mom since she is always on it
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People mistake my dick for your mom since she is always on it
Great reply....major 3rd grade flashback ::)
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Great reply....major 3rd grade flashback ::)
True it was kinda childish...but hey IFBBwannaB ...
The Hamas-led Palestinian government told its security forces Thursday to fight Israeli troops moving into Gaza...what are your thoughts..do you leave near there ?
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every time I use the public urinal!!
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I didn't direct my comment at anyone in particular. It was my response to the question in the subject line.
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True it was kinda childish...but hey IFBBwannaB ...
The Hamas-led Palestinian government told its security forces Thursday to fight Israeli troops moving into Gaza...what are your thoughts..do you leave near there ?
No one lives near,they evacuated the "illegal" settelments there a year ago.
And you guys dont hear it all,some in the Hamas say fight while others say stay out of it (to the official police palestinian police).
Basicly we are owning thier asses :D They droped thier request from 1000 prisoners+all women and children to 20 prisoners who already did 20+ years and 130 womens (all the women in jail) without even mentioning thier ministers LOL.
This is probably the first time the Hamas feels how it is to really go against an army in some kind of battle.But they still shot thier RPG and AK47 while stanind between civilians that wants to see the action.To be honest I dont care if some idiot that wants to see the fightings get shot,if you see a tank coming dont stand next to the guy he targets :D
I think this might be a real nice wake up call for Hamas and other terror organizations,piss a country enough and you will get whoped. ;D
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Ever get mistaken for a pro??
No, because my waist is smaller than my chest, and I don't have a cro-magnon like brow ridge.
I may not be as "big" as a pro, but I look 20 times better than most of them.
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No, because my waist is smaller than my chest, and I don't have a cro-magnon like brow ridge.
I may not be as "big" as a pro, but I look 20 times better than most of them.
I can only think of one thing to say now....."you better stop smoking that crack" :D (or however Ronnie phrased it)
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I can only think of one thing to say now....."you better stop smoking that crack" :D (or however Ronnie phrased it)
Crack is whack >:(
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Crack is whack >:(
Not according to Tyrone... ;D
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Just got home from the gym and some dude there asked me if I fought Van Dam (sp) in Bloodsport! Told him that I was not Bolo!! I get that often too!
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Not according to Tyrone... ;D
Who dat ho is in yo avatar?
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I can only think of one thing to say now....."you better stop smoking that crack" :D (or however Ronnie phrased it)
If you think current IFBB pros have good-looking physiques, you're the one smoking the crack.
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I was at the supermarket today and some scrawny white kid comes up to me and says that he saw my video and like it!! I'm thinking, "Damn, I hope I didn't misplace that homemade porno that my wife and I made." But then he goes on saying that he liked the part where I do my bicep curls!! I'm thinking wtf is Vanilla Ice talking about. Long story short, towards the end of 'conversation' he proceeds to call me Kris!! Hahahahaahah ... Funny ass shit. I didn't know whether to be offended or flattered. Yes, I'm asian, but way the f**k taller than Kris. I guess I can take it as a compliment. I only go to the gym 3 times a week, eat like shit, but always get mistaken for Kris. ahahahah...
Anyone ever get mistaken for a pro??
Kris dim is ugly.. you must be ugly too ;)
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If you think current IFBB pros have good-looking physiques, you're the one smoking the crack.
WHOOOSH,you missed the point...you said you look better then most of them.... ::)
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Who dat ho is in yo avatar?
Kira Kenner...porn star...very hot, my favorite
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Kris dim is ugly.. you must be ugly too ;)
Yeah...I go with what I got ;D
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People have said they've done double takes at me and wondered briefly if i was mark mcgwire
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People mistake my dick for your mom since she is always on it
you said it back wards its "people mistake you rmom fo rmy dick cause she is always on top of it" i'll shut up now :-X
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you said it back wards its "people mistake you rmom fo rmy dick cause she is always on top of it" i'll shut up now :-X
I was going to say it like that too ...
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I was going to say it like that too ...
lol i hate when i get shit backwards and no corrects me ya know like saying brian x is smart ithought hwe was genius for about a week til i was finally corrected
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lol i hate when i get shit backwards and no corrects me ya know like saying brian x is smart ithought hwe was genius for about a week til i was finally corrected
Hey dzulboy have you been to belmar recently ?
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I aint on roids. I'll never be mistaken for a Pro
Yup, only someone who knows very little about pro bodybuilding would think a natural guy is a Pro.
Of course there are exceptions, but for the most part natural guys are significantly smaller.
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Hey dzulboy have you been to belmar recently ?
:o :o :o
;D ;D ;D
kinda i drove thru it on my way to gaspari's office comeing form seadise after along weeknd of partying at surfclub
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:o :o :o
;D ;D ;D
kinda i drove thru it on my way to gaspari's office comeing form seadise after along weeknd of partying at surfclub
I bet you got so many numbers from cute surfer hunks, huh?
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only when I take my shirt off.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=69922.0;attach=87731;image)
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I bet you got so many numbers from cute surfer hunks, huh?
ah my gay stalkers back again why bast trying to see if i am available?
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ah my gay stalkers back again why bast trying to see if i am available?
how much for your used posing trunks bro? Can you fedex them?
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how much for your used posing trunks bro? Can you fedex them?
ask arvilla he sells his on his websitte lol
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if you shit in them the value goes up 50%
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if you shit in them the value goes up 50%
only 50% wtf 3 bucks for gas but only 50% for shit grrrr fuck bush
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dzulboy gets mistaken for derek anthony all the time.