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Title: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 12:59:00 AM
Outside which Dunkin Donuts was this pic taken, how old are you in this pic and who sculpted that statue of you, which is obviously your likeness ?

And most importantly,  HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO RETAIN, IF NOT INCREASE, YOUR BODYFAT LEVELS FROM THE TIME THAT PIC WAS TAKEN TO NOW?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 02:21:04 AM
Outside which Dunkin Donuts was this pic taken, how old are you in this pic and who sculpted that statue of you, which is obviously your likeness ?

And most importantly,  HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO RETAIN, IF NOT INCREASE, YOUR BODYFAT LEVELS FROM THE TIME THAT PIC WAS TAKEN TO NOW?


Hahahahahahahahah yes! what a chubby little idolblower! hahahahahahahahaha

 
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 02:32:34 AM
Hahahahahahahahah yes! what a chubby little idolblower! hahahahahahahahaha

Are you saying that Candidate, who is obese and delusional, is as 'handy' as Michael Jordan is with a basketball, except that in Candidate's case, the term basketball should be substituted by the term 'big black monster cock', BigC ?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 02:52:58 AM
Are you saying that Candidate, who is obese and delusional, is as 'handy' as Michael Jordan is with a basketball, except that in Candidate's case, the term basketball should be substituted by the term 'big black monster cock', BigC ?

hahahaha yes! you took the words right out my mouth there

Are you saying kiwiol, that if gobbling more middle-age willies per hour than annabelle chong was politics then 'candychaser2025' would be the supreme court?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 03:16:16 AM
Hahahahahahaha yes BigC ! That's what I'm essentially saying, although if you wanted to potray candidate's gayness exactly, you would have to multiply your comparison scale by a factor of infinity to get close to the actual figure. Hahahaha gayer than being a guest on Dr.Phil.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 03:34:43 AM
Hahahahahahaha yes BigC ! That's what I'm essentially saying, although if you wanted to potray candidate's gayness exactly, you would have to multiply your comparison scale by a factor of infinity to get close to the actual figure. Hahahaha gayer than being a guest on Dr.Phil.

Gayer than nivea for men
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 05:50:55 AM
Gayer than nivea for men

Hahahaha Big C, are you saying that if he had the resources, Candidate is the kind of guy who would instantly open up a sperm bank just so when any musclebear 'customer' comes in to 'make a deposit', Candidate could step up and say, "Excuse me stud, i mean, sir, why don't you just step into my office so I can 'help you' make the deposit - all you have to do is lean back and let my mouth 'do the talking' " as he greedily stares at the musclebear's crotch? Hahahahaha gayer than a Paris Hilton groupie.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 06:43:33 AM
Hahahaha Big C, are you saying that if he had the resources, Candidate is the kind of guy who would instantly open up a sperm bank just so when any musclebear 'customer' comes in to 'make a deposit', Candidate could step up and say, "Excuse me stud, i mean, sir, why don't you just step into my office so I can 'help you' make the deposit - all you have to do is lean back and let my mouth 'do the talking' " as he greedily stares at the musclebear's crotch? Hahahahaha gayer than a Paris Hilton groupie.


hahahahah yes kiwiol thats the kind of 'guy' candychaser is

Are you saying kiwiol that 'candatemen24/7' is the kind of guy that 'accidently' walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay bar and says "But what the heck, I really want a drink." and when the gay waiter approaches, and says "what can I get you babes?" Candyface says "Look, I'm not into any of that stuff, . All I want is a drink." and before the waiter has even began to pour the babycham for the spritzer he ordered, he's initiated a game of naked conga to his favourite Diana Ross album and says "forget that spritzer stud and come and join the party!" hahahahahahahahahahah gay as his trailer park home is long! hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh brother  ::)   

Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: Tombo on July 20, 2006, 06:43:42 AM
HAHAHAHAHA HE READ THE THREAD BUT DIDNT REPLY, I KNOW I WOULD HAVE.. beautifully misleading. i love it.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 07:15:39 AM
hahahahah yes kiwiol thats the kind of 'guy' candychaser is
Are you saying kiwiol that 'candatemen24/7' is the kind of guy that 'accidently' walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay bar and says "But what the heck, I really want a drink." and when the gay waiter approaches, and says "what can I get you babes?" Candyface says "Look, I'm not into any of that stuff, . All I want is a drink." and before the waiter has even began to pour the babycham for the spritzer he ordered, he's initiated a game of naked conga to his favourite Diana Ross album and says "forget that spritzer stud and come and join the party!" hahahahahahahahahahah gay as his trailer park home is long! hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh brother  ::)   

'Candatemen24/7' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHA. Yes Big C, word is that Candidate2025-gallons-of-cum-was-pumped-out-of-my-stomach-once lusts after the penis so much that he doesn't even care that sometimes, it's an animal that's attached to it and not a man. Word is that candidate recently applied to work at a farm when he saw that the farmer was a musclebear. The next morning, when the farmer found that none of the cows had been milked and candidate was 'busy' in the bull pen and asked him what the heck he was doing, candidate is said to have replied, "But I just don't like the milk that you get from cows. This bull semen is what I really prefer drinking. And speaking of semen, you look a little stressed out stud - want me to provide you with some 'stress relief' ?" as he kneels and motions for the farmer to get closer. Hahahahahaha gayer than a Broadway musical.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on July 20, 2006, 07:15:52 AM
I can't figure out if Candidate is a gimmick or not. He's too delusional to not be a gimmick but you never know.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 07:34:47 AM
'Candatemen24/7' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHA. Yes Big C, word is that Candidate2025-gallons-of-cum-was-pumped-out-of-my-stomach-once lusts after the penis so much that he doesn't even care that sometimes, it's an animal that's attached to it and not a man. Word is that candidate recently applied to work at a farm when he saw that the farmer was a musclebear. The next morning, when the farmer found that none of the cows had been milked and candidate was 'busy' in the bull pen and asked him what the heck he was doing, candidate is said to have replied, "But I just don't like the milk that you get from cows. This bull semen is what I really prefer drinking. And speaking of semen, you look a little stressed out stud - want me to provide you with some 'stress relief' ?" as he kneels and motions for the farmer to get closer. Hahahahahaha gayer than a Broadway musical.

hahahahahahahahahaha yes! Im sure he's smoking on a 'comfort' horse as he reads these brutal insights kiwiol hahahaha
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: candidate2025 on July 20, 2006, 08:00:54 AM
get some babby!!! whooo!!   hahahah fuck the haters im the champ!! you swimmer guys!!!
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: wood on July 20, 2006, 08:09:24 AM
get some babby!!! whooo!!   hahahah f**k the haters im the champ!! you swimmer guys!!!

and this pic is supposed to prove what?  That you have a white T, a cameraphone and know how to photoshop your face out?  Why don't you post a real progress pic if you want to shut up the haters?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 08:10:04 AM
get some babby!!! whooo!!   hahahah f**k the haters im the champ!! you swimmer guys!!!

Hahahaha your comeback is as lame as the notion that you are muscular hahahahaha. Hows the 'see-food' diet going you fat f*ck hahahaha?

BTW, Monster comeback - I will never recover from your ruthless reply ::)

Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 08:13:00 AM
Why don't you post a real progress pic if you want to shut up the haters?

I'll be honest with you - I don't hate guys who are obese or guys who are retards or guys who were sexually molested or guys who are ugly or even guys who are gay. But I can't help but laugh at a guy who is all of these i.e. Candidate.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 08:15:55 AM
Hahahaha your comeback is as lame as the notion that you are muscular hahahahaha. Hows the 'see-food' diet going you fat f*ck hahahaha?




hahahahahahaha yes kiwiol, probably going as well as the 'see-cock' one hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha what a delusional sword swallower hahahahahaha oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 08:21:08 AM
hahahahahahaha yes kiwiol, probably going as well as the 'see-cock' one hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha what a delusional sword swallower hahahahahaha oh brother  ::)

Hahhahahaha yes Big C, although Candidate has taken it one step further and made it 'see-or-don't-see-cock' diet. If this guy was a monster, the expression would be 'hide the men and the boys' instead of 'hide the women and children' hahahaha, what a cum-addict. Gayer than carpooling.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 08:40:27 AM
Hahhahahaha yes Big C, although Candidate has taken it one step further and made it 'see-or-don't-see-cock' diet. If this guy was a monster, the expression would be 'hide the men and the boys' instead of 'hide the women and children' hahahaha, what a cum-addict. Gayer than carpooling.

HAHAHAHAHA Yes!!! 'hide the men and boys' hahahahahah 'especially the black ones'hahahahahahahahahaha!

Are you saying Kiwiol, that if calling 25 young muslim men over to the minibus under the pretense that they would be offered a paid days work, only to quickly pull down his zipper and shout "Come and labour on this you big turbanheaded studs!" was civil war then 'candatemuslims24/7' would join the sunni insurgency?

Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 08:48:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHA Yes!!! 'hide the men and boys' hahahahahah 'especially the black ones'hahahahahahahahahaha!
Are you saying Kiwiol, that if calling 25 young muslim men over to the minibus under the pretense that they would be offered a paid days work, only to quickly pull down his zipper and shout "Come and labour on this you big turbanheaded studs!" was civil war then 'candatemuslims24/7' would join the sunni insurgency?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I will not only say 'Yes', but will go one step further and say that that is why candidate is often referred to as a 'Weapon of Ass destruction' among members of the black gay community. Hahahahaha gayer than the first question on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: BigCypriate on July 20, 2006, 08:53:28 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I will not only say 'Yes', but will go one step further and say that that is why candidate is often referred to as a 'Weapon of Ass destruction' among members of the black gay community. Hahahahaha gayer than the first question on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.

Gayer then a baby blue baseball cap
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 09:27:16 AM
Gayer then a baby blue baseball cap

Hahahaha yes BigC. Candidate is not just extraordinarily gay, he actually HATES women. I found a clip of him getting angry when a chick tried to touch him in the beach.

http://thatvideosite.com/view/2821.html

Of course, this is just before a meal, which is why he looks a little leaner than normal. Hahahaha what a fat f*cktard hahaha.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: SS on July 20, 2006, 11:36:03 AM
and this pic is supposed to prove what?  That you have a white T, a cameraphone and know how to photoshop your face out?  Why don't you post a real progress pic if you want to shut up the haters?
in the real world people don't walk around with their shirt off. I think he does a good job filling out that shirt.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 20, 2006, 11:42:58 AM
I think he does a good job filling out that shirt.

Especially around the waist ;D
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2006, 02:17:36 PM
Especially around the waist ;D

And the neck with his 12 chins.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: XFACTOR on July 20, 2006, 02:26:56 PM
get some babby!!! whooo!!   hahahah f**k the haters im the champ!! you swimmer guys!!!

Hey Ugly, when are you going to take me up on the challenge??

Who's the bitch now....
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: wood on July 21, 2006, 09:47:47 AM
in the real world people don't walk around with their shirt off. I think he does a good job filling out that shirt.

Getbig ain't the real world, that's for sure ;)
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: candidate2025 on July 21, 2006, 10:56:10 AM
in the real world people don't walk around with their shirt off. I think he does a good job filling out that shirt.
seee...i knew there were some people in reality on this board. your the man billly!!
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: SS on July 21, 2006, 11:19:46 AM
seee...i knew there were some people in reality on this board. your the man billly!!
and you know this!
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: Ursus on July 21, 2006, 01:15:02 PM
candidate sweats when he cleans his teeth
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 01:21:20 PM
candidate sweats when he cleans his teeth

Are you saying that when Candidate says "I love the pearly whites in my mouth", he is not referring to his teeth, but to his dad's hot, white mayo droplets, Goudy ?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 21, 2006, 01:25:49 PM
It could also be candidates favorite snack.... his mothers thrush.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: kiwiol on July 21, 2006, 01:32:52 PM
It could also be candidates favorite snack.... his mothers thrush.

Hahaha, true, except that she is no longer his mother - now that she's had the 2nd sex change and gone back to being a man, she's candidate's 'other dad'. Hahahaha 'Candidate' - gayer than the ad for Xtra Broadband (this one's for you NZMM ;))
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 21, 2006, 01:42:28 PM
Hahaha so  true! I bet candidate is happy now tho, he gets 2 dicks in his ass every night in stead of one. Gayer than Candidates Dad in the Mcdonalds ad with jaaaasssson.
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: Ursus on July 21, 2006, 01:44:20 PM
he gets 2 dicks his finger up his ass. they tell him if he swallows he will get big and strong. his 2 dads are his feeders
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: candidate2025 on July 21, 2006, 02:10:09 PM
candidate sweats when he cleans his teeth
sometimes when its hoty and the ooolers not on,yeah. so what? at least i weighoer 200 bs and dont struge benching 185 ike yo!! ahah bitch
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: Ursus on July 21, 2006, 02:26:01 PM
u weigh over 2000lbs by look sf it fat balls. you look disgustin. like a big fat smelly dogshite with corn in it
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: HERACLES on July 21, 2006, 02:44:12 PM
u weigh over 2000lbs by look sf it fat balls. you look disgustin. like a big fat smelly dogshite with corn in it

hahaha..that was funny.. ;D
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: FatGuy on August 10, 2006, 02:21:15 PM
sometimes when its hoty and the ooolers not on,yeah. so what? at least i weighoer 200 bs and dont struge benching 185 ike yo!! ahah bitch

Holy crap!!! Spell check not work on your computer? Home schooling not working out?
Title: Re: Serious questions for Candidate
Post by: Tombo on August 11, 2006, 06:06:03 AM
sometimes when its hoty and the ooolers not on,yeah. so what? at least i weighoer 200 bs and dont struge benching 185 ike yo!! ahah bitch

you know what would be impressive?

if you weren't fat you dumbcunt.

then if you benched 185 at 170 or so it would sound good.