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Title: protein farts
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 21, 2006, 09:47:03 AM
stinking up my cubicle.  Anyone else got the farts?
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Karl Kox on July 21, 2006, 09:48:15 AM
o ya love the protein farts.   Sometimes I like to fart in a cup then smell it.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: RJB on July 21, 2006, 09:49:07 AM
o ya love the protein farts.   Sometimes I like to fart in a cup then smell it.

I seal them in mason jars and then smell them weeks later.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: wood on July 21, 2006, 09:49:40 AM
lof'inl...

i feel self conscious when a chick walks up to my cube b/c i know i've been floatin' air biscuits... ;D
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: HUGEPECS on July 21, 2006, 09:59:29 AM
lof'inl...

i feel self conscious when a chick walks up to my cube b/c i know i've been floatin' air biscuits... ;D



can't stand this part of protein drinks....lol
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: anvil on July 21, 2006, 09:59:55 AM
Yesterday I had MAJOR fart action going on.  I hate the cubicle life sometimes.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Karl Kox on July 21, 2006, 10:46:00 AM
I don't work in a cube I work in large crowds of people and I usually blame it on someone Else
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: migizi on July 21, 2006, 11:28:11 AM
There's this gay/deaf co-worker that lets out some audibles,,,in front of some of my women co-workers.  They got fed up. Yesterday and put a sign on his computer. "stop farting by our desks !!!! you don't have to hear a fart when it's coming"....Oh God that was so funny.  He made some kind of audible sound that sounded like a wookie when he found it.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: onlyme on July 21, 2006, 11:43:56 AM
I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell.  I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces.  It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread.  Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever.  I swear the faces were hilarious.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Hulkster on July 21, 2006, 02:20:25 PM
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Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever.

only thousands?

hmph.

Amateur 8)
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Mars on July 22, 2006, 05:26:41 AM
I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell.  I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces.  It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread.  Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever.  I swear the faces were hilarious.

Haha.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: gatrainer on July 22, 2006, 05:35:06 AM
Nothing better than at the end of your workout at the gym or even in a room of crowded people to crop dust the whole place and then turn around and enjoy your work by watching the looks on people's faces.

NOthing like a good crop dusting!
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Always Sore on July 22, 2006, 05:57:57 AM
i like the strain farts, your working out in a crowded gym and forcing out a last rep and BRAAAAAAP you trumpet the end of your set look around and say stupidly "now thats intensity".
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: gatrainer on July 22, 2006, 06:13:48 AM
i like the strain farts, your working out in a crowded gym and forcing out a last rep and BRAAAAAAP you trumpet the end of your set look around and say stupidly "now thats intensity".
kinda the same trumpet sound when you are sitting in a booth at a restaurant....you know..the booth with the plastic type seats?
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: anvil on July 24, 2006, 06:59:59 AM
kinda the same trumpet sound when you are sitting in a booth at a restaurant....you know..the booth with the plastic type seats?

I was at a pizza joint a few years ago sitting in a booth with a seat like that... well, no one was around so I decided to blast a huge one because that vinyl amplifies the sound really well.  At the last moment, I thought "why not just make it bare ass, then it will REALLY be loud!"  So I pull down my pants and blast an award-winning explosion bare-assed on that vinyl seat that would make anyone proud.  I speak of that moment with pride to this day.
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: gatrainer on July 24, 2006, 07:35:15 AM
I was at a pizza joint a few years ago sitting in a booth with a seat like that... well, no one was around so I decided to blast a huge one because that vinyl amplifies the sound really well.  At the last moment, I thought "why not just make it bare ass, then it will REALLY be loud!"  So I pull down my pants and blast an award-winning explosion bare-assed on that vinyl seat that would make anyone proud.  I speak of that moment with pride to this day.
Its nice when you can laugh at yourself...isnt it?  I guess you fogged up that vinyl seat pretty good
Another great moment not caught on tape!
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: anvil on July 24, 2006, 07:47:41 AM
I hope not, for all I know it may be on youtube.com  ;D
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: phyxsius on July 24, 2006, 08:07:28 AM
This is what happened to me on farts
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: gatrainer on July 24, 2006, 08:58:47 AM
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Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: IronGame on July 24, 2006, 09:24:08 AM
I never forget the fart I did by the water faucet at the Gold's Gym on Sahara and Decatur. Absolutely an awrd winning fart and smell.  I sweat I was crying cause I was laughing so hard watching people walk by the faucet and seeing their faces.  It was unreal how bad and how lon and far that smell spread.  Of all the thousands of farts I have done in my life that one is the best ever.  I swear the faces were hilarious.

DUDE!  I did exactly the same thing.  In my old gym there was a waterfountain beside the door to the men's locker room. When I came out, I ripped a sweet one.  I quickly walked to the other side of the room by the Smith machine.  About that time, a guy came out of the locker room.  He did a couple of side to side twists and then bent over to take a drink.  I saw him grimmace, and I read his lips when he said "something is fuckin' rotten".  Then he smelled of the water!  I was laughing my ass off!!
Title: Re: protein farts
Post by: Polartec on July 24, 2006, 06:23:35 PM
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