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Title: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:49:17 AM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 11:50:38 AM
hahahaha, the two guys were probably brianX and kegdrainer.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:51:21 AM
hahhahhahah... I find it funny that even a qualified medical professional has no idea how the human body works in regards to muscles.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:53:22 AM
He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 11:54:08 AM
He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah

so you let him blow you right?
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 11:54:48 AM
so you let him blow you right?

no, your mom did that.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:54:58 AM
so you let him blow you right?


hahhah No, but that RN was almost as fat as you were.  
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 11:56:36 AM
no, your mom did that.

i hear she gets around
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Sir William Idol on July 28, 2006, 11:58:58 AM
this story probably reminds ironneck of the time he was escorted into the holding cell and the sheriff's deputy took a look at him and said "you're no stranger to the gay bar"
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 12:00:53 PM
this story probably reminds ironneck of the time he was escorted into the holding cell and the sheriff's deputy took a look at him and said "you're no stranger to the gay bar"

hahahahahahah

Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 12:01:04 PM
now its bugging me because the structure is all wrong.....it sounds like you said my mom let the nurse blow adonis....
if you're going to try and say my mom blows people, at least say it properly
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 12:01:54 PM
now its bugging me because the structure is all wrong.....it sounds like you said my mom let the nurse blow adonis....
if you're going to try and say my mom blows people, at least say it properly

why would i worry about how it sounds, your mom is a nasty skank whore, that's just the truth.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: littleguns on July 28, 2006, 12:03:03 PM
Did you let the males nurse touch your bicep after you rolled up your sleeve and flexed for him?
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 12:04:04 PM
why would i worry about how it sounds, your mom is a nasty skank whore, that's just the truth.

I bet your parents are proud of you.  If you knew who your dad was you could ask him

Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 12:04:23 PM
Did you let the males nurse touch your bicep after you rolled up your sleeve and flexed for him?

 My biceps show through my shirts.  
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 12:06:41 PM
I bet your parents are proud of you.  If you knew who your dad was you could ask him


i bet it was hard for you after your mom and dad split up and your dad moved in with his gay lover Ramon explaining to your friends that you had two daddies.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: littleguns on July 28, 2006, 12:10:31 PM
My biceps show through my shirts.  

So you're not denying the fact he touched your bicep....
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 12:20:19 PM
He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah

oh brother, when he said 'MMA' did he mean Milking Mens Asses? I bet the only 700lbs the wanker has ever attempted to lift was his personal stash of 100 boxes (each containing a 7lb three foot mulatto dildo) just after they fell onto him during a night of frenzied gay sex action with his pink chums

hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: benchthis on July 28, 2006, 12:21:10 PM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.
maybe his not lying and your just jelous  :P
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 12:21:59 PM
maybe his not lying and your just jelous  :P

yeah whatever 'bench this' hahahahahahahahaha, you tiny tits, oh brother
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: benchthis on July 28, 2006, 12:24:50 PM
o i see your defending your butt buddy
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Motorbreath on July 28, 2006, 01:17:00 PM
My biceps show through my shirts. 

That's what happens when you wear a youth sized medium.....
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 01:17:45 PM
That's what happens when you wear a youth sized medium.....

You mean a Calvin Klein Large.  :)
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Yev33 on July 28, 2006, 01:29:03 PM
People do this all the time, when they see someone, or someone do something out of the ordinary, they always tell stories about how they knew, were related, or were once themselves bigger, stronger, faster than the person they are in awe of. Just human nature I guess.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Big Worm on July 28, 2006, 01:30:38 PM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.
OH brother,,,look who just posted a story ???

 Sorry about your mom. I hope everything turns out well for her .
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Disgusted on July 28, 2006, 03:22:27 PM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.


How did she know you lifted?
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 03:25:22 PM
OH brother,,,look who just posted a story ???

 Sorry about your mom. I hope everything turns out well for her .

Yah me too.

She is doing well, responding well to the medication.  She had good medication responding genetics like Levrone.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 03:27:50 PM

How did she know you lifted?
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Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: alexxx on July 28, 2006, 03:51:47 PM
Damn Adonis I know exactly what you're going through. My mother had cancer but now is all healed! I still go with her to the hospital for regular check ups. Also hope everything works out!
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 04:19:03 PM
Damn Adonis I know exactly what you're going through. My mother had cancer but now is all healed! I still go with her to the hospital for regular check ups. Also hope everything works out!

Thats really good to hear Alexxx!  I hope all is well with her currently.

Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: youandme on July 28, 2006, 04:22:55 PM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.

Yeah everyone does have a story, but marriage does make people fat!! Or maybe it's love, they just let go of themselves. Also hospitals like muscle people to come in gives others a spiritual vibe helps kids alot more cope with being bed ridden. Reading muscle magazines while I was in and out of hospitals helped me, gives you a drive.


Oh also smoothies helped my grandmother, great grandmother, strawberrie ones were their favorite, and chocolate, in fact strawberries have ovaries and actually have cancer healing properties. My friends mom would go to Smoothie King and get a Strawberry hulk, to try to keep weight on.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: alexxx on July 28, 2006, 05:08:57 PM
Thats really good to hear Alexxx!  I hope all is well with her currently.



Yes everything is perfect and even her hair grew back longer! She would do a lot of crazy things like fast and drink only homemaid vegetable/fruit juices for 21 days at a time if not more. There are a lot of survivers.
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Earl1972 on July 28, 2006, 05:29:48 PM
Yah me too.

She is doing well, responding well to the medication.  She had good medication responding genetics like Levrone.

hahahaha ;D

sorry about your mom

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Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: njflex on July 28, 2006, 07:55:06 PM
Hope to a speedy recovery....
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: liberty on July 28, 2006, 08:17:01 PM
Same here....went to this doc once for a cortisone shot in the elbow....
Says' well I can tell what you been doing'
Goes on to tell me a few years ago he tore his bicep doing 150 pound barbell curls.
Guy was in his 50's.....150 pounds soaking wet with a monkey wrench in his pocket. ::)


Best wishes to your Mom ta....I been there with a lot of family members too recently...
Glad all those nuns tought me all those prayers back in grammar school
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Stavios on July 28, 2006, 09:09:15 PM
damn everyone's parents are sick :(

my dad has leucemia and he isn't going too well right now

lost a lost of weight too he looks like a skelleton

Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: youandme on July 28, 2006, 09:49:03 PM
damn everyone's parents are sick :(

my dad has leucemia and he isn't going too well right now

lost a lost of weight too he looks like a skelleton


Just a sad part of life!
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Croatch on July 28, 2006, 10:04:52 PM
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The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.
Classic.  I don't know what's worse, someone talking about someone they know, or telling me how they used to lift and be big.  Yeah, I used to be a successful write man, now I just post on getbig.com. ;D
I don't care what you did, what are you doing now?  haah
Common answer most given: 225 for 3 :P
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: The Freakshow on July 28, 2006, 10:17:44 PM
I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room".  He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.

Is your mom going to be okay? What kind of cancer does she have?
Title: Re: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today.
Post by: Stavios on July 29, 2006, 12:09:57 AM
Just a sad part of life!

Yes !
hopefully, he will get better with times but there is no treatment for his condition