Author Topic: Funny STORY at the HOSPITAL today. (Read 5489 times)

The True Adonis · « **on:** July 28, 2006, 11:49:17 AM »

I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room". He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.

sarcasm · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:50:38 AM »

hahahaha, the two guys were probably brianX and kegdrainer.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:51:21 AM »

hahhahhahah... I find it funny that even a qualified medical professional has no idea how the human body works in regards to muscles.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:53:22 AM »

He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:54:08 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:53:22 AM

He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah

so you let him blow you right?

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:54:48 AM »

Quote from: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 11:54:08 AM

so you let him blow you right?

no, your mom did that.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:54:58 AM »

Quote from: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 11:54:08 AM

so you let him blow you right?

hahhah No, but that RN was almost as fat as you were.

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:56:36 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 11:54:48 AM

no, your mom did that.

i hear she gets around

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2006, 11:58:58 AM »

this story probably reminds ironneck of the time he was escorted into the holding cell and the sheriff's deputy took a look at him and said "you're no stranger to the gay bar"

The True Adonis · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on July 28, 2006, 11:58:58 AM

this story probably reminds ironneck of the time he was escorted into the holding cell and the sheriff's deputy took a look at him and said "you're no stranger to the gay bar"

hahahahahahah

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:01:04 PM »

now its bugging me because the structure is all wrong.....it sounds like you said my mom let the nurse blow adonis....
if you're going to try and say my mom blows people, at least say it properly

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 12:01:04 PM

now its bugging me because the structure is all wrong.....it sounds like you said my mom let the nurse blow adonis....
if you're going to try and say my mom blows people, at least say it properly

why would i worry about how it sounds, your mom is a nasty skank whore, that's just the truth.

littleguns · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:03:03 PM »

Did you let the males nurse touch your bicep after you rolled up your sleeve and flexed for him?

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:04:04 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 12:01:54 PM

why would i worry about how it sounds, your mom is a nasty skank whore, that's just the truth.

I bet your parents are proud of you. If you knew who your dad was you could ask him

The True Adonis · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:04:23 PM »

Quote from: littleguns on July 28, 2006, 12:03:03 PM

Did you let the males nurse touch your bicep after you rolled up your sleeve and flexed for him?

My biceps show through my shirts.

sarcasm · « **Reply #15 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:06:41 PM »

Quote from: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 12:04:04 PM

I bet your parents are proud of you. If you knew who your dad was you could ask him

i bet it was hard for you after your mom and dad split up and your dad moved in with his gay lover Ramon explaining to your friends that you had two daddies.

littleguns · « **Reply #16 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:10:31 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 12:04:23 PM

My biceps show through my shirts.

So you're not denying the fact he touched your bicep....

Woten · « **Reply #17 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:20:19 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:53:22 AM

He then said that his son is training for MMA and Ultimate fighting because I happened to be watching The Contender on TV.

Oh brother, I think my mom needs a new medical team.hahahahahah

oh brother, when he said 'MMA' did he mean Milking Mens Asses? I bet the only 700lbs the wanker has ever attempted to lift was his personal stash of 100 boxes (each containing a 7lb three foot mulatto dildo) just after they fell onto him during a night of frenzied gay sex action with his pink chums

hahahahahahahahaha

benchthis · « **Reply #18 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:21:10 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:49:17 AM

I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room". He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.

maybe his not lying and your just jelous

Woten · « **Reply #19 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:21:59 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on July 28, 2006, 12:21:10 PM

maybe his not lying and your just jelous

yeah whatever 'bench this' hahahahahahahahaha, you tiny tits, oh brother

benchthis · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:24:50 PM »

o i see your defending your butt buddy

Motorbreath · « **Reply #21 on:** July 28, 2006, 01:17:00 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 12:04:23 PM

My biceps show through my shirts.

That's what happens when you wear a youth sized medium.....

The True Adonis · « **Reply #22 on:** July 28, 2006, 01:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Motorbreath on July 28, 2006, 01:17:00 PM

That's what happens when you wear a youth sized medium.....

You mean a Calvin Klein Large.

Yev33 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 28, 2006, 01:29:03 PM »

People do this all the time, when they see someone, or someone do something out of the ordinary, they always tell stories about how they knew, were related, or were once themselves bigger, stronger, faster than the person they are in awe of. Just human nature I guess.

Big Worm · « **Reply #24 on:** July 28, 2006, 01:30:38 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:49:17 AM

I was at the hospital visiting my mom as she is getting a blood transfusion for her cancer.

The RN looks at me and says, "you are no stranger to the weight room". He then goes on to tell me about his cousin who just got out of prison who bench pressed 700 lbs and his brother in the coast guard who weighs 240 lbs with a 32 inch waist, but does not look that way since he got married now.

Oh brother, everyone tells a story.

OH brother,,,look who just posted a story

Sorry about your mom. I hope everything turns out well for her .