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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 01:08:21 PM
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there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.
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there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.
Say hi to Oliver for me...........
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hahahah Alexxx has a job as a salesman ????
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This sarcasm guy is kidding, right?
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Why don't you try "owning" a big guy? Could it be because you are a bully?
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This sarcasm guy is kidding, right?
not kidding at all.
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Love it!
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sarcasm is quite possibly the gayest MOFO on planet Earth.
His inferiority complex is astounding.
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sarcasm is quite possibly the gayest MOFO on planet Earth.
His inferiority complex is astounding.
ok "nordic superman", hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of guy who puts on some Wagner and gets in the shower and soaps up his thumb and sticks it up your ass and you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahahaa.
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I get you now Sarcasm
You just love the attention your posts get
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I get you now Sarcasm
You just love the attention your posts get
Bingo.
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he is very lonely . . . it happens when everyone realizes you are a load that should have been swallowed.
standing by for "you're the type of guy" or "your mom . . . " or "hahahaha (insert low IQ response here)"
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ok "nordic superman", hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of guy who puts on some Wagner and gets in the shower and soaps up his thumb and sticks it up your ass and you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahahaa.
Hahahaha yes Sarcasm. Are you saying that 'Nordic superfag' is the kind of guy who then tell himself, "Man, if just sticking my thumb there felt that good, then I wonder how good it would feel to stick a whole, 15" mulatto colored dildo in there - Yes, I think I owe it to myself to borrow one of dad's 'toys' and give myself this 'treat'. After all, haven't both him and his 'boyfriend' Julian themselves been dropping hints all over the place for me to do the same?", as he walks towards his dad's bedroom, bare-assed and heart beating wildly in anticipation. Hahahahaha gayer than Soy protein.
Edit*: BTW, great work in putting that tiny tit in his place, Sarcasm 8)
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hahaha, good work sarcasm. I bet he will cut a wide circle around you in the gym from fear of getting owned in the future. I've found it best to put these tiny twats in their place right off the bat.
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there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.
;D At least you said Hi!
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I'm not a fan of sarcasm or his work, but this one is pretty funny. Most gyms are full of punk kids who think they're the sh*t because they work at a gym.
Good work sarcasm! This is the first and will probably be the last compliment you ever get from me, so enjoy it! hahaha! ;D
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I support sarcasm and his quest to discipline the characters you find in every gym across America...somebody has to put these people in their place. People should know their role.
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thanks guys.
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if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.
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if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.
What does a guy like you, who's never set foot in anything apart from a gloryhole, know about gyms ?
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Say hi to Oliver for me...........
Can't be Ollie.
Remember, Ollie is pudgy and squeals like a pig.
The timeline in regards to the how long the guy spent working out seemed to be correct though.
Nice ownage.
YIP
Zack
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What does a guy like you, who's never set foot in anything apart from a gloryhole, know about gyms ?
you dont agree with my comment? please explain what it is you dont agree with.
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if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.
Where else could he trick guys like Ollie into paying his rent and Cable TV?
YIP
Zack
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you dont agree with my comment? please explain what it is you dont agree with.
Ok. All your life, the only time you've left home is to go to work at the local gloryhole. And you're obviously the kind of guy who 'volunteers' there, instead of working and you go straight home after you 'finish'. So, you've never set foot in a gym and therefore, don't know / aren't qualified to talk about gyms and such. Kapish ?
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Ok. All your life, the only time you've left home is to go to work at the local gloryhole. And you're obviously the kind of guy who 'volunteers' there, instead of working and you go straight home after you 'finish'. So, you've never set foot in a gym and therefore, don't know / aren't qualified to talk about gyms and such. Kapish ?
you dont think it make sense that someone serious in his training would work out at a serious gym, with others who are serious about their training and also be focused on his training to the point where his sessions doesnt consists of watching teenagers? is that what you are saying?
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he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.
bluto, you sound jealous. Sarcasm can't help it if the "15 yr olds and beginners" at your gym have bigger arms than you. Don't hate.
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bluto, you sound jealous. Sarcasm can't help it if the "15 yr olds and beginners" at your gym have bigger arms than you. Don't hate.
there's no 15 year olds and beginners at my gym.
hope that helps.
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you dont think it make sense that someone serious in his training would work out at a serious gym, with others who are serious about their training and also be focused on his training to the point where his sessions doesnt consists of watching teenagers? is that what you are saying?
Yeah, I forgot that there are 'serious' / 'hardcore' gyms out there that only allow built / muscular guys over 240 lbs and specifically refuse membership to the kind of tiny tits that Sarcasm and Showstoppa put in their place ::)
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there's no 15 year olds and beginners at my gym.
hope that helps.
Sounds like a thriving business.
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Sounds like a thriving business.
yeah think they've been around for 20+ years now.
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Sounds like a thriving business.
Showstoppa, are you saying that Bluto, who's got his gloryhole confused for a gym, just like he has confused his dad's 'night-time tucks' for normal 'paternal affection', should just stick to opening his mouth for some random guy's cock instead of opening it to voice his opinions on things he has no clue about ?
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ok "nordic superman", hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of guy who puts on some Wagner and gets in the shower and soaps up his thumb and sticks it up your ass and you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahahaa.
Translation:
"My anus was brutally abused by my father when I was 5 years old, now I have to wear man nappies because my gaping anus leaks shit. I also witnessed my mother being sexually ravaged by a pack of german sheppards whilst my father fucked a goat in the ass before preceding to make me suck him off." - sarcasm
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yeah think they've been around for 20+ years now.
With no beginners at all for the entire 20 years, huh? ::)
Sounds like a bunch of old muscle bears trading stories about what they "used" to do.
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Showstoppa, are you saying that Bluto, who's got his gloryhole confused for a gym, just like he has confused his dad's 'night-time tucks' for normal 'paternal affection', should just stick to opening his mouth for some random guy's cock instead of opening it to voice his opinions on things he has no clue about ?
Exactly. His "gym" has been around for 20 years, but with no beginners. ::)
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Translation:
"My anus was brutally abused by my father when I was 5 years old, now I have to wear man nappies because my gaping anus leaks shit. I also witnessed my mother being sexually ravaged by a pack of german sheppards whilst my father fucked a goat in the ass before preceding to make me suck him off." - sarcasm
Meltdown
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Meltdown
Wow, that was poor... I was expecting much more... :-\
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Translation:
"My anus was brutally abused by my father when I was 5 years old, now I have to wear man nappies because my gaping anus leaks shit. I also witnessed my mother being sexually ravaged by a pack of german sheppards whilst my father fucked a goat in the ass before preceding to make me suck him off." - sarcasm
forget meltdown, that is the funniest post i've read all night
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With no beginners at all for the entire 20 years, huh? ::)
Sounds like a bunch of old muscle bears trading stories about what they "used" to do.
dont know, only been there for 9 years. but i'd say most have at least 5-10 years experience. a lot 15-20 years experience or more. some old folks in their 60's there still competiting in raw benchpressing. owner is a competing senior bodybuilder. lots of bodybuilders, powerlifters, female lifters etc. not the kind of crowd and atmosphere that would attract beginners and teens. not that they're not welcome, i just haven't seen it.
nobody would give a shit about some teenagers armsize because a) they've seen it all before b) they're busy with their own training.
make sense.
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if, sarcasm had been around and wasnt an insecure little fat piece of shit and actually gave a fuck about training he too wouldnt care about peoples arm size and he would look up a real gym.
he just owns himself with those posts, they speak volume about him as a person.
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dont know, only been there for 9 years. but i'd say most have at least 5-10 years experience. a lot 15-20 years experience or more. some old folks in their 60's there still competiting in raw benchpressing. owner is a competing senior bodybuilder. lots of bodybuilders, powerlifters, female lifters etc. not the kind of crowd and atmosphere that would attract beginners and teens. not that they're not welcome, i just haven't seen it.
nobody would give a shit about some teenagers armsize because a) they've seen it all before b) they're busy with their own training.
make sense.
So you go to like the major league of gyms or something? Actually, I miss the old gym I used to go to, it sounds like the one you go to now.....but enough with the niceties, screw you, homo. ;D
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dont know, only been there for 9 years. but i'd say most have at least 5-10 years experience. a lot 15-20 years experience or more. some old folks in their 60's there still competiting in raw benchpressing. owner is a competing senior bodybuilder. lots of bodybuilders, powerlifters, female lifters etc. not the kind of crowd and atmosphere that would attract beginners and teens. not that they're not welcome, i just haven't seen it.
nobody would give a shit about some teenagers armsize because a) they've seen it all before b) they're busy with their own training.
make sense.
It does sound like a great gym, but I'd agree, if you're focussed of your training, it really doesn't matter about the gym, so long as they have what you need.
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dont know, only been there for 9 years. but i'd say most have at least 5-10 years experience. a lot 15-20 years experience or more. some old folks in their 60's there still competiting in raw benchpressing. owner is a competing senior bodybuilder. lots of bodybuilders, powerlifters, female lifters etc. not the kind of crowd and atmosphere that would attract beginners and teens. not that they're not welcome, i just haven't seen it.
nobody would give a shit about some teenagers armsize because a) they've seen it all before b) they're busy with their own training.
make sense.
The thing is, even if everyone else in your gym is as you describe, there is still you who fits the '15 y.o with 11" arms, ILS etc' category perfectly. So, you see, Sarcasm's gym isn't that much different from yours. You're probably arguing just because you can identify with the tiny tit that was put in his place, just like you must have been and continue to be, countless times.
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The thing is, even if everyone else in your gym is as you describe, there is still you who fits the '15 y.o with 11" arms, ILS etc' category perfectly. So, you see, Sarcasm's gym isn't that much different from yours. You're probably arguing just because you can identify with the tiny tit that was put in his place, just like you must have been and continue to be, countless times.
yup. became a member there at age 6.
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yup. became a member there at age 6.
HAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for proving my point 8)
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HAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for proving my point 8)
what point? your posts are as point-less as your life. you need to attack the reasoning and logic of the argument.
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what point? your posts are as point-less as your life. you need to attack the reasoning and logic of the argument.
Ok 'emperor' bluto ::) hahahahaha. Gayer than soda pop.
BTW, if you read the posts above, you can see it was you, who couldn't come up with a retort to my last to last post.
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there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.
This time Sacasm, good owning on that sucka MC. If you're going to work in the fitness industry, you better have some guns on you
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and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?"
You're probably arguing just because you can identify with the tiny tit that was put in his place
You think walking up to someone, picking them out and insulting them is classed as "putting them in their place"?
Putting someone in there place is when some low life such sarcasm or yourself (I get the impression you are the same person) picks on some dude randomly and some decent person shoots you down for being the loser you are!
Neither of you actually train in a gym, because this shit doesn't happen (sarcasm's story is a fabrication). If it did your ass would be handed to you on a platter, after being shared by all the gays in your gym (the majority I imagine) and their well endowed pets.
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You think walking up to someone, picking them out and insulting them is classed as "putting them in their place"?
Putting someone in there place is when some low life such sarcasm or yourself (I get the impression you are the same person) picks on some dude randomly and some decent person shoots you down for being the loser you are!
Neither of you actually train in a gym, because this shit doesn't happen (sarcasm's story is a fabrication). If it did your ass would be handed to you on a platter, after being shared by all the gays in your gym (the majority I imagine) and their well endowed pets.
Sounds like Nordic Superfag is lashing out due to feeling bitter from a similar, humiliating experience hahahahahaha.
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Ok 'emperor' bluto ::) hahahahaha. Gayer than soda pop.
BTW, if you read the posts above, you can see it was you, who couldn't come up with a retort to my last to last post.
haha can you believe this guy, he just called me emperor, that joke is still on his mind. bet he has nightmares about it still.
what a tool. classic stuff.
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haha can you believe this guy, he just called me emperor, that joke is still on his mind. bet he has nightmares about it still.
what a tool. classic stuff.
Did you see the 'emperor' sitting between 2 inverted commas and also, the rolley eyes smiley ? Who's the tool now ?
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Did you see the 'emperor' sitting between 2 inverted commas and also, the rolley eyes smiley ? Who's the tool now ?
the point being you brought it up, shows im in your head. still. haha. owned again.
next.
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Sounds like Nordic Superfag is lashing out due to feeling bitter from a similar, humiliating experience hahahahahaha.
I could care less because I know it never happened :-*
I'm replying to this thread because i'm bored of threads using this template:
Brutal owning of INSERTPERSON by sarcasm 250lbs 3%BF 4'11" (Issue: 45)
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the point being you brought it up, shows im in your head. still. haha. owned again.
next.
What's the big deal about gloating over my past victory ?
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there's no 15 year olds and beginners at my gym.
hope that helps.
Yeah, Bluto's a real badass.....he only trains at the YMCA or Women's Fitness.......and don't any of you fuggin forget it!!
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there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!! Classic work Sarcasm......inspiration al as always!!
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Translation:
"My anus was brutally abused by my father when I was 5 years old, now I have to wear man nappies because my gaping anus leaks shit. I also witnessed my mother being sexually ravaged by a pack of german sheppards whilst my father fucked a goat in the ass before preceding to make me suck him off." - sarcasm
Hahahahaha! Only a very disturbed mind can come up with that shit!
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if thats "epic" Sarcasm then you need to get out more
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if thats "epic" Sarcasm then you need to get out more
Please try to make your whopping 5th post on the board either funny or informative....fag.
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Please try to make your whopping 5th post on the board either funny or informative....fag.
AAHHAAHHAHAH!!!! Yes Showstoppa, "Atheist" does seem like a whiny cvnt after only 4 posts!!
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Please try to make your whopping 5th post on the board either funny or informative....fag.
quantity doesn't equal quality, Sarcasm proves that.
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quantity doesn't equal quality, Sarcasm proves that.
Don't you have to pickup your "gi" from the local chink cleaners before headin to the gym for 2 hours of spin kicks, katas and shadow boxing in the squat rack?
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oh uh, they called for backup, man of lies shows up on the gossip board again after he's been hiding on the sewer-boards for a few weeks...
haha this should be worth a few laughs. :D
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oh uh, they called for backup, man of lies shows up on the gossip board again after he's been hiding on the sewer-boards for a few weeks...
haha this should be worth a few laughs. :D
MOS has been workin his ass off on a project at work; although I can see that in my absence you've continued to melt on a daily basis......hey, at least you're consistent.
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oh uh, they called for backup, man of lies shows up on the gossip board again after he's been hiding on the sewer-boards for a few weeks...
haha this should be worth a few laughs. :D
Only Bluto can make a gay, lame-ass post like the one quoted. Bluto, you're gayer than a male chef.
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Bluto and danielson have become quite the couple on here. Rumor has it they are off to vermont to make their living arrangement legal. hahahaha
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MOS has been workin his ass off on a project at work; although I can see that in my absence you've continued to melt on a daily basis......hey, at least you're consistent.
you see things that never happend, now what do they call that...
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you see things that never happend, now what do they call that...
AHAHAHHAH!!! Ok Bluto........Getbig's esteemed meltdown artist!
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AHAHAHHAH!!! Ok Bluto........Getbig's esteemed meltdown artist!
aren't you getbigs resident fatass? I heard you weigh 300 pounds, you tub of shit.
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AHAHAHHAH!!! Ok Bluto........Getbig's esteemed meltdown artist!
Hahahahaha yes MOS. Not to mention the Fountainhead of all things gay and retarded hahahahahaha.
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AHAHAHHAH!!! Ok Bluto........Getbig's esteemed meltdown artist!
you really need some material, i dont even know why you post? do you?
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Hahahahaha yes MOS. Not to mention the Fountainhead of all things gay and retarded hahahahahaha.
I think Bluto shares that title with Danielson "the man who can punch cinder blocks to dust with his bare hands"......oh brother!!
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aren't you getbigs resident fatass? I heard you weigh 300 pounds, you tub of shit.
actually it's only 295 pounds ;D
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I think Bluto shares that title with Danielson "the man who can punch cinder blocks to dust with his bare hands"......oh brother!!
if i could, and i would mention it here on getbig, i would put a picture up if requested.
which kinda reminds me of you claiming to be able to curl 110pound dbs and then being called out refused to post a picture ;D
that's an owning who just keep on living until the day you post that pic, an infinite meltdown.
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you really need some material, i dont even know why you post? do you?
Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.
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Buttons pushed, mission accomplished.
speaking of pushing buttons, how about pushing the buttons on that digital camera of you curling 110pound db's for 6-8 reps ;D
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I think Bluto shares that title with Danielson "the man who can punch cinder blocks to dust with his bare hands"......oh brother!!
I think by 'Man', Danielson meant 'Queer', just as he did 'Suck a big, black schlong dry' by 'punch cinder blocks to dust' and 'with his worn out, but still hungry mouth' by 'with his hands'. Hahahahahaha gayer than a Pina Colada.
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speaking of pushing buttons, how about pushing the buttons on that digital camera of you curling 110pound db's for 6-8 reps ;D
How about you log back in as Broadstreet ?
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How about you log back in as Broadstreet ?
or ron, as sarcasm would say ;D
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or ron, as sarcasm would say ;D
Ok BSB ::)
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speaking of pushing buttons, how about pushing the buttons on that digital camera of you curling 110pound db's for 6-8 reps ;D
Hey Bluto, is painful being that jealous all the time?
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Hey Bluto, is painful being that jealous all the time?
hey now, lack of balls is not something people are jealous of ::)
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if i could, and i would mention it here on getbig, i would put a picture up if requested.
which kinda reminds me of you claiming to be able to curl 110pound dbs and then being called out refused to post a picture ;D
that's an owning who just keep on living until the day you post that pic, an infinite meltdown.
Notice no one ever requests it? Why? No one gives a shit!!
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I gotta go, but seriously MOS, are you really a 300 pound fatass?
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Notice no one ever requests it? Why? No one gives a shit!!
or more likely, people know it's bullshit and think it would be pointless requesting it since it's not going to happen.
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Please try to make your whopping 5th post on the board either funny or informative....fag.
Showstoppa/Man of Steel... between the two of you which one is the giver and which one is the taker, i think i know. you guys need to move out of your parents basement and get a job.
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Bluto you have to understand sarcasm,He had a rough start(parents didn't get along) :'(
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Showstoppa/Man of Steel... between the two of you which one is the giver and which one is the taker, i think i know. you guys need to move out of your parents basement and get a job.
Just 5 posts and this fag's already baiting for guys. Hahahahaha gayer than Waldo
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Just 5 posts and this fag's already baiting for guys. Hahahahaha gayer than Waldo
you gotta admit, he's not nearly as bad as bigc, I am embarassed for him, how bad he wants to be a pepsquadder. :-\ Just let him in!
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I gotta go, but seriously MOS, are you really a 300 pound fatass?
AHAHHHAHA!! Just go with whatever you want.
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you gotta admit, he's not nearly as bad as bigc, I am embarassed for him, how bad he wants to be a pepsquadder. :-\ Just let him in!
Translation: Gaynielson is accepting Athiest's thinly veiled invitation
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Showstoppa/Man of Steel... between the two of you which one is the giver and which one is the taker, i think i know. you guys need to move out of your parents basement and get a job.
See kids, this is an example of some random fag who was trolling for gay pics stumbling across our illustrious board. He will find daddywaddy in no time and disappear forever.
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He will find daddywaddy in no time and disappear forever.
Don't say that out loud Showstoppa. You're killing both Bluto's and Danielson's hopes and hurting their feelings >:(