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was really muscular. He was probably a little bigger than you. Yeah, he did shows and all. Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs. I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."
NO. Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms. Where do these people come from? My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."
Ever run into someone like this?
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yea everyone....."I cant bench much but my legs are strong as hell"
espcially here in the South---fcking rednex always trying to one-up someone
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There's this clown at the Y, an old fart that looks sorta like yates without the built, well he does leg press with 15 plates loaded on each side. Range of motion 1-2 inches. His legs are pretty big though but he incline benches around 95 pounds total! LOL
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kind of like the fat friend that orders a triple cheeseburger super sized and then claims that's all he'll eat for the day...
btw: what happened to the "croatch on"?
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I always get these guys that come up to me and start talking about working out and say..I used to be pretty big....pretty strong.
Its always "used to be".
What about now...You slob.
I guess its their way of validating their ego...that yes...they are indeed.. a man.
and no..it wasnt Tom Prince
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what about fat bitches that say "I dont eat more than a regular person" but your ass is 5 times the size of a regular persons and you are catorgorized as 'super-obese'???
follow these bithces around all day and see what they hell they eat then....shiet i mean Easy-Mac, McD's,potato chips, and chocolate are the staple of a fat-bitches diet and big ass
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i always get the...back when i was in college i used that as a warm up...lol
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yea, i always get some girl that tells me her boyfriend looks like me, or she used to date guys bigger than me, all this bullshit. Then I see pics and its like WTF, the guy maybe picked up a weight once in his life. Also get middle aged guys who think they once looked like me, yea whatever. Amazing what bullshit artists some people are, and they don't even know it.
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Or someone will say "my boyfriend is 270 too but doesnt look like you"
well shit then bitch my girlfriend weighs half as much as your ass alone, but you dont look half as good as she does
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yea, i always get some girl that tells me her boyfriend looks like me, or she used to date guys bigger than me, all this . Then I see pics and its like WTF, the guy maybe picked up a weight once in his life. Also get middle aged guys who think they once looked like me, yea whatever. Amazing what artists some people are, and they don't even know it.
oh yeah...I hear you.. I remember girls saying..my boyfriend is about your size...and then when I see the guy..he is about my height and softer than toilet paper
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was really muscular. He was probably a little bigger than you. Yeah, he did shows and all. Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs. I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."
This statement doesn't make sense to me. What do you mean he did shows and was pretty muscular? are you talking about general weak people who dont lift and therefor think they have strong legs or about a guy who does shows?
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I like these guys...
"Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."
Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.
Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?
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I like these guys...
"Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."
Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.
Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?
Look at BlockHead getting all pissed and manly, way to go brah!.
Ya know,thats a good start for a porn movie, starring TheBlockHead. You'd be gettin girls horned up all across America.
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A dude I train hates working legs, don't we all, but knows my philosophy on training. All or nothing. Well yesterday was leg day. He comes in all jacked and ready for a " super leg workout". Whats up with that I asked. He told me a guy at work with big arms, chest, back in fact whole upper body. Friday was a day at the beach and when He told me the guy was all arms and chest but had toothpicks for legs and how out of proportion it looks. Hay you finally get it. He did and now knows that legs are also part of the body and how funny it is to see somebody who defiantly goes to the gym, but never does legs. Like a Crane. He couldn't impress on me how he'll never dis legs again. Love it. It brought a whole new intensity to the leg workout.
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Oh, the guy proceeded to tell me how he went with his buddy (bodybuilding guy) to McDonald's and his friend ate 3 double quarter pounders. In his next sentence he said, "Yeah, the guy had a sick diet (imlpying good)." It's amazing how dumb the average individual is when it comes to nutrition. I know a little bit, and I'm boderline in supplement/nutritional knowledge.
I don't care if someone is weak or strong, whether they lift or not, but don't start telling me how you're this beast with great strength just waiting to get out.
My all time favorite are the guys who say, "I want to lift, but I don't want get as big as you."
I want to say, "Yeah, with those monster genetics and brutal dedication, you should be careful you don't uncrown Ronnie Coleman. Luck for Coleman, you don't lift."
Unrelated, I notice getbig.com manipulating me. When I train people now, I'll hit them with a Monster Triceps or Brutal Intensity. God help me. Or, playing online poker and hitting someone with a, "Monster Raise!" I've got issues.
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Look at BlockHead getting all pissed and manly, way to go brah!.
Ya know,thats a good start for a porn movie, starring TheBlockHead. You'd be gettin girls horned up all across America.
I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.
It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.
I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.
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was really muscular. He was probably a little bigger than you. Yeah, he did shows and all. Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs. I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."
NO. Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms. Where do these people come from? My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."
Ever run into someone like this?
That's classic danielson, Bluto, brianX and Lord Humungous right there.
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I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.
It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.
I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.
I'll apply that advice starting tonight
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He was probably a little bigger than you.
There is always someone that is a little bigger than you, but the best is when they say, "yeah, the guy I speak of was about twice your size and probably could lift upwards of 300lbs".
Being 170 lbs, I highly doubt there was some guy tipping the scales at 340 lbs.
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If thats the case...then I reccomend you to take a nap right now, then wake up and pop 100mg of viagra, 4000mg of l-arginine, 100mg of caffeine, 200mg of yohimbe because its gonna be a long night.
Call up one of your sistaz in da hood and make them feel like you dont think they are siht...make them feel worthless and horrible and treat like like a ho and they will fk your brainz out all night.
Trust/Believe! That siht especially works on the sistaz in the hood doesnt it? I never heard of a balck woman every EVER ever going for a decent man who treats them like an equal.
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was really muscular. He was probably a little bigger than you. Yeah, he did shows and all. Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs. I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."
NO. Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms. Where do these people come from? My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."
Ever run into someone like this?
hahaha, was the guy his brothers friends cousins sister in laws neighbors boss's best friends plumber?
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Haha what a little tiny tits.
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Oh, the guy proceeded to tell me how he went with his buddy (bodybuilding guy) to McDonald's and his friend ate 3 double quarter pounders. In his next sentence he said, "Yeah, the guy had a sick diet (imlpying good)." It's amazing how dumb the average individual is when it comes to nutrition. I know a little bit, and I'm boderline in supplement/nutritional knowledge.
I don't care if someone is weak or strong, whether they lift or not, but don't start telling me how you're this beast with great strength just waiting to get out.
My all time favorite are the guys who say, "I want to lift, but I don't want get as big as you."
I want to say, "Yeah, with those monster genetics and brutal dedication, you should be careful you don't uncrown Ronnie Coleman. Luck for Coleman, you don't lift."
Unrelated, I notice getbig.com manipulating me. When I train people now, I'll hit them with a Monster Triceps or Brutal Intensity. God help me. Or, playing online poker and hitting someone with a, "Monster Raise!" I've got issues.
Lately, I've been saying "Monster" far more often than I should be...God help us all.
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I know! I was really pulling rank right there...brutal display of agression! I was pounding on my chest like a mountain gorilla right there.
It's funny to me how 'your kind' dishes out money to guys like me to do that.
I told you already Liberace...to get girls 'horned up'...you got to make them feel like they are worthless. That'll make them want to fk your brains out.
I dont like strip shows, usually I am the biggest guy at the bar and have to push off requests to feel my guns, but nonetheless I think gay guys that are into that are stupid. They spent years trapped with only voyerism then after all the pain and work of liberation and freedom to be and all that, they go into a bar and start the voyerism all over, it especially pains me with the x rated vidoes always playing. I always have to find a spot in the bar where I can have beer without watching some orgy scene. Interesting that straight bars have not copied this trend with straight porn, guess its only a matter of time. It does get the patrons horned up.
But yea you are the man, you have changed in my eyes, not to mention I got a little rumbling in the tummy when you told of your manly owning in the gym. You might have a future in gay for pay. :Your name could be like Block GivesHead.
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my favorite are the pussies who say they cant squat because they have back or knee problems
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I like these guys...
"Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."
Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.
Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?
Right on, Bro!
What I often like to do is drop my drawers and show off the gams-n-glutes to the hoes in normal everyday situations outside the gym. I like to catch 'em off guard that way - kinda like the way an occasional unexpected pimp slap out of nowhere does.
Like today I had a meeting with my banker, right? When I strutted into the lobby in my custom tailored suit, I noticed all the biatches working there staring me down & shit. They all knew right away that the handsome, well dressed playa walkin' in was no "chest & bis only" barbody type - they knew instantly that I was obviously a highly advanced, brutally massive bodybuilder - a man who's paid his dues for many years by shedding much blood, sweat, and tears in the almighty squat rack...
So I go in for the meeting (which went very well), then come back out to the lobby to leave the building. I see all these little skeezers eyeballing me again, so I decide to give them a little peak of the goods. I unbuckle my belt and drop my slacks down around my ankles, and hit several thigh poses showcasing my brutal quad thickness, steel cord hamstrings, monster calves, and bulbous, basketball-sized, Palumbo-esque glutes. Before I know it, they're all groping at me and stuffing my speedo briefs with large bills. Too bad nobody ever told me that Pimpin' ain't easy, yo!
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Croatch your first statement... I don't understand what it means. say it coherently.
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Croatch your first statement... I don't understand what it means. say it coherently.
Everyone else who read it understands. What don't you get?
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Right on, Bro!
What I often like to do is drop my drawers and show off the gams-n-glutes to the hoes in normal everyday situations outside the gym. I like to catch 'em off guard that way - kinda like the way an occasional unexpected pimp slap out of nowhere does.
Like today I had a meeting with my banker, right? When I strutted into the lobby in my custom tailored suit, I noticed all the biatches working there staring me down & shit. They all knew right away that the handsome, well dressed playa walkin' in was no "chest & bis only" barbody type - they knew instantly that I was obviously a highly advanced, brutally massive bodybuilder - a man who's paid his dues for many years by shedding much blood, sweat, and tears in the almighty squat rack...
So I go in for the meeting (which went very well), then come back out to the lobby to leave the building. I see all these little skeezers eyeballing me again, so I decide to give them a little peak of the goods. I unbuckle my belt and drop my slacks down around my ankles, and hit several thigh poses showcasing my brutal quad thickness, steel cord hamstrings, monster calves, and bulbous, basketball-sized, Palumbo-esque glutes. Before I know it, they're all groping at me and stuffing my speedo briefs with large bills. Too bad nobody ever told me that Pimpin' ain't easy, yo!
YOUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?!?!?! That's the kind of PIMPIN and CRIPPIN I like to hear about. Aint nothing like be challenged by a 'bar body' sleuth when you drop the drawers and show them quads so developed with hams so etched and veins wrapping around the thighs with split calves causing everyone to stop and stare in disbeliefe. It's the little things in life...the little things. The feeling the 'bar body' feels is the same feeling as...yea, you're right...a suprise pimp slap against the jaw of some trick. Booya!
I remember I walk into the gym to meet my training partner and I had jeans on...now I like wearing jeans that fit...I dont like baggy overblown jeans like I'm some fkn tagger or some mark up in da hood...but as a BB...well...from the glutes to the top of the knee....pants and jeans just hug you a little due to having quads/hams/glutes 4x's larger than the avarege man...so my training partner's gf says to me..."Oh, BlockHead why do you always wear nuthuggers...how come you think you're so cool with nuthuggers...why you wear a fag pack(fanny pack) why cant you wear normal pants..." so I looked her right in the eye and said..."let me demonstrate WHY"...I dropped my drawers and flared my seperated ripped vascular thigh/hams and did the ol...slap the thigh, wobble the muscle back and forth then snap my fingers and tighten it back up trick and told her..." they dont keep mthrfkrs like me in mind when they design pants...they keep regular mthrfkrs in mind and I dont like carrying a wallet, keys, phone, money in pockets because they wouldnt fit..." She turned every shade of red and started fumbling and blinking her eys rapidly. I felt disciplining her was an appropriate means of action. Her man sat there in awkwardness and shame. It goes to show...sometimes PIMPIN aint easy for me as well...
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you talking about a guy who is big and does shows? it sounds like you're talking about 2 people.
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YOUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?!?!?! That's the kind of PIMPIN and CRIPPIN I like to hear about. Aint nothing like be challenged by a 'bar body' sleuth when you drop the drawers and show them quads so developed with hams so etched and veins wrapping around the thighs with split calves causing everyone to stop and stare in disbeliefe. It's the little things in life...the little things. The feeling the 'bar body' feels is the same feeling as...yea, you're right...a suprise pimp slap against the jaw of some trick. Booya!
I remember I walk into the gym to meet my training partner and I had jeans on...now I like wearing jeans that fit...I dont like baggy overblown jeans like I'm some fkn tagger or some mark up in da hood...but as a BB...well...from the glutes to the top of the knee....pants and jeans just hug you a little due to having quads/hams/glutes 4x's larger than the avarege man...so my training partner's gf says to me..."Oh, BlockHead why do you always wear nuthuggers...how come you think you're so cool with nuthuggers...why you wear a fag pack(fanny pack) why cant you wear normal pants..." so I looked her right in the eye and said..."let me demonstrate WHY"...I dropped my drawers and flared my seperated ripped vascular thigh/hams and did the ol...slap the thigh, wobble the muscle back and forth then snap my fingers and tighten it back up trick and told her..." they dont keep mthrfkrs like me in mind when they design pants...they keep regular mthrfkrs in mind and I dont like carrying a wallet, keys, phone, money in pockets because they wouldnt fit..." She turned every shade of red and started fumbling and blinking her eys rapidly. I felt disciplining her was an appropriate means of action. Her man sat there in awkwardness and shame. It goes to show...sometimes PIMPIN aint easy for me as well...
Damn BlockHead your are truly the man tonight, I mean a real man, the real old fashion kind of stud that puts every pussy in its place, takes not bullshit. No more of this feminized metrosexual sensitive man, eyebrow tweezing, chest hair shaving, cologne wearing girlie men we have walking around claiming they bang pussy. No way man, you own the pussy tonight.
Hey by the way I noticed the Joey Tito dude, (Who by my gaydar is gayer than a sequine on Halley Berry's Oscar dress), called you Block in the gym owning thread, now that sounded kinda gay. Why did you allow this dude. Please, whats up, are you getting soft? Do you have a soft spot for gay guido's?
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Awww SNAP! First off...thanks for the props. I like to shut em down and open up shop everywhere I go.
Second...he said that? Where? I gotta go back and regulate that. You're right...I can't have a limp wristed gay greaseball gudio feeling like he can call me pet names...
Gotta keep the pimp hand strong!
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I like these guys...
"Naaa man I dont need to work my legs out(then they 'flex' their legs and slap it a couple times) cuz I ride my bike alot and walk alot so..."
Hahahahahahahaha! Then when I drop my drawers to show my quads and ham seperation and calves in the gym and the women stop...and stare and blush and turn all red and put their hands over their mouths...I like looking over at the TOOL and like the look on his face as he pretends so hard to act like he didnt notice anything.
Women like men w/ wheels...when the fk are these TOOLS who train their chest/biceps so much going to learn that?
thats what I'm saying bro....100%
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YOUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?!?!?! That's the kind of PIMPIN and CRIPPIN I like to hear about. Aint nothing like be challenged by a 'bar body' sleuth when you drop the drawers and show them quads so developed with hams so etched and veins wrapping around the thighs with split calves causing everyone to stop and stare in disbeliefe. It's the little things in life...the little things. The feeling the 'bar body' feels is the same feeling as...yea, you're right...a suprise pimp slap against the jaw of some trick. Booya!
I remember I walk into the gym to meet my training partner and I had jeans on...now I like wearing jeans that fit...I dont like baggy overblown jeans like I'm some fkn tagger or some mark up in da hood...but as a BB...well...from the glutes to the top of the knee....pants and jeans just hug you a little due to having quads/hams/glutes 4x's larger than the avarege man...so my training partner's gf says to me..."Oh, BlockHead why do you always wear nuthuggers...how come you think you're so cool with nuthuggers...why you wear a fag pack(fanny pack) why cant you wear normal pants..." so I looked her right in the eye and said..."let me demonstrate WHY"...I dropped my drawers and flared my seperated ripped vascular thigh/hams and did the ol...slap the thigh, wobble the muscle back and forth then snap my fingers and tighten it back up trick and told her..." they dont keep mthrfkrs like me in mind when they design pants...they keep regular mthrfkrs in mind and I dont like carrying a wallet, keys, phone, money in pockets because they wouldnt fit..." She turned every shade of red and started fumbling and blinking her eys rapidly. I felt disciplining her was an appropriate means of action. Her man sat there in awkwardness and shame. It goes to show...sometimes PIMPIN aint easy for me as well...
Sounds like yo' homey be lettin' his ho wear da pants & shit, Dawg! Why ain't she home doin' laudry, cleanin' house, and cookin' up the postworkout nutrition? If she gotta be there all representin' & shit, why homey ain't got her keepin' quiet and fetchin' y'all water & shit?
I be thinkin' you shoulda taken it upon yo-self to pimp-slap yo' homey for bein' so pussywhipped, then pimp-slapped his ho twice... you know what I'm sayin', Cuz? Holla!
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Oh, the guy proceeded to tell me how he went with his buddy (bodybuilding guy) to McDonald's and his friend ate 3 double quarter pounders. In his next sentence he said, "Yeah, the guy had a sick diet (imlpying good)." It's amazing how dumb the average individual is when it comes to nutrition. I know a little bit, and I'm boderline in supplement/nutritional knowledge.
I don't care if someone is weak or strong, whether they lift or not, but don't start telling me how you're this beast with great strength just waiting to get out.
My all time favorite are the guys who say, "I want to lift, but I don't want get as big as you."
I want to say, "Yeah, with those monster genetics and brutal dedication, you should be careful you don't uncrown Ronnie Coleman. Luck for Coleman, you don't lift."
Unrelated, I notice getbig.com manipulating me. When I train people now, I'll hit them with a Monster Triceps or Brutal Intensity. God help me. Or, playing online poker and hitting someone with a, "Monster Raise!" I've got issues.
Yeah I hate it when I lift too much and wake up the next day looking like Ronnie.
yup yup
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kind of like the fat friend that orders a triple cheeseburger super sized and then claims that's all he'll eat for the day...
btw: what happened to the "croatch on"?
Ok for the record it was only a dbl cheeseburger and I am NOT fat, just BIG boned ;D
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Tru...Tru...
Da bitch shoulda been all up in da crib fixin up some grub for a guy when he be gittin home, youknowwutImsayin?
Da gym aint no place fo' a ho...unless she be commin in w/ my money...or some grub otherwise she be better be all up slingin that pu$$y tryin make dat paper for a n-gga to be gittin on up on some mo' gear youknowwhatImsayin?
Next time she be tryin to front all up on TheBlockHead...I'm gonna put her to work...cuz you know it be hard out there fo a pimp when we be tryin to git dat money fo' da rent...you know my cadillacs gas money be spent and I got a whole lot of bitches talkin shit...
You be knowin how it is cuzz...do your thang, homey. Keep on crippin, yo!
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Tru...Tru...
Da bitch shoulda been all up in da crib fixin up some grub for a Black when he be gittin home, youknowwutImsayin?
Da gym aint no place fo' a ho...unless she be commin in w/ my money...or some grub otherwise she be better be all up slingin that pu$$y tryin make dat paper for a n-gga to be gittin on up on some mo' gear youknowwhatImsayin?
Next time she be tryin to front all up on TheBlockHead...I'm gonna put her to work...cuz you know it be hard out there fo a pimp when we be tryin to git dat money fo' da rent...you know my cadillacs gas money be spent and I got a whole lot of bitches talkin shit...
You be knowin how it is cuzz...do your thang, homey. Keep on crippin, yo!
Werd - turn dat ho out, Cuz. One mo ho workin' = you be gettin' yo-self anutha caddy and gettin' yo swole on extra wit some GH and 'Slin on dat next cycle, Dawg.
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was really muscular. He was probably a little bigger than you. Yeah, he did shows and all. Oh, I never really lifted, but once I was at his house and pressed a bunch of weight with my legs. I have pretty strong legs cause I use them a lot."
NO. Your legs appear to be strong in relation to your weak arms. Where do these people come from? My own brother told me he had strong legs, I replied, "No, they just seem like that cause your upper body is very weak."
Ever run into someone like this?
run into them almost as much as the people who say that if they did as much drugs as the pros then they'd be a pro or if the pros went natural they would get destroyed by 'real' bodybuilders.
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I get a kick out of the TOOLS who tell me..."yea, I'd like to look like you but I got a job I cant be spending 8 hours a day in the gym...plus I got kids and stuff..."
Like I aint got a fkn job either? I hate knobs like that.
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run into them almost as much as the people who say that if they did as much drugs as the pros then they'd be a pro or if the pros went natural they would get destroyed by 'real' bodybuilders.
I only run into those people on getbig. It would be interesting if everyone did the same thing, either on everything in the world, or just supplements. At least then, you'd have a level playing field. In gyms, you don't. At the end of the day, it's how you feel about your gains that matter, not much else.
I get a kick out of the TOOLS who tell me..."yea, I'd like to look like you but I got a job I cant be spending 8 hours a day in the gym...plus I got kids and stuff..."
Like I aint got a fkn job either? I hate knobs like that.
Oh brother, how could I forget that comment. I remember one time I wasn't working many hours and my gym partner said, "If I didn't work so much (30hr a week), I'd be able to go harder in the gym too."
Unless, you're doing construction, I've worked 55 hour weeks and still blasted my sessions at the gym. People are just weak willed when it comes to pushing every routine in the gym, or keeping one at all.
Yeah, the "I'm too busy" is my favorite though. This lady who cut my hair started off with, "I work a lot, then I'm tired at the end of the day." I replied, "Then go in the morning." She said, "9am?". I felt like clubbing her with the hair dryer and saying,"Ronnie Coleman was a full time cop and managed to win the Olympia." She then came clean and say,"I'm just lazy." I said, "At least your honest."
Hell, I have no problem if it's not someones thing, but please, don't make excuses for something that just isn't that important to you...your body.
Croatch on...
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YOUKNOWWUTIMSAYIN?!?!?! That's the kind of PIMPIN and CRIPPIN I like to hear about. Aint nothing like be challenged by a 'bar body' sleuth when you drop the drawers and show them quads so developed with hams so etched and veins wrapping around the thighs with split calves causing everyone to stop and stare in disbeliefe. It's the little things in life...the little things. The feeling the 'bar body' feels is the same feeling as...yea, you're right...a suprise pimp slap against the jaw of some trick. Booya!
I remember I walk into the gym to meet my training partner and I had jeans on...now I like wearing jeans that fit...I dont like baggy overblown jeans like I'm some fkn tagger or some mark up in da hood...but as a BB...well...from the glutes to the top of the knee....pants and jeans just hug you a little due to having quads/hams/glutes 4x's larger than the avarege man...so my training partner's gf says to me..."Oh, BlockHead why do you always wear nuthuggers...how come you think you're so cool with nuthuggers...why you wear a fag pack(fanny pack) why cant you wear normal pants..." so I looked her right in the eye and said..."let me demonstrate WHY"...I dropped my drawers and flared my seperated ripped vascular thigh/hams and did the ol...slap the thigh, wobble the muscle back and forth then snap my fingers and tighten it back up trick and told her..." they dont keep mthrfkrs like me in mind when they design pants...they keep regular mthrfkrs in mind and I dont like carrying a wallet, keys, phone, money in pockets because they wouldnt fit..." She turned every shade of red and started fumbling and blinking her eys rapidly. I felt disciplining her was an appropriate means of action. Her man sat there in awkwardness and shame. It goes to show...sometimes PIMPIN aint easy for me as well...
Now that's what I 'm talking about Block... you're one funny muthafcker when you want to want to be. You have a way with the written word.
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what about the guys who "used" to be monsters. squatting 600 for reps and benching 450, despite now not looking like they could leg press 450. they hurt themselves doing something, moving some furniture, or playing football despite not playing in the NFL or even college.
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what about the guys who "used" to be monsters. squatting 600 for reps and benching 450, despite now not looking like they could leg press 450. they hurt themselves doing something, moving some furniture, or playing football despite not playing in the NFL or even college.
I hear from those guys on a weekly basis.. 'you know, a couple of years ago I was a jacked 250 like you, but then I injured myself playing soccer and..." this always comes from guys with the napoleon complex.. 5"6, 135lbs. telling me how they were SOOO jacked they couldn't even inject their delts cause they were so big, they had to put the needle against a wall and ram into it shoulder first (I've actually heard this b.s from two skinny guys)
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my favorite are the pussies who say they cant squat because they have back or knee problems
Ever tried squatting with a herniated disc? ::)
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Ever tried squatting with a herniated disc? ::)
Weakling.
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Weakling.
This coming from a guy who can barely deadlift 500 with straps, hahahahahahahaha, what a freak of nature.